#BRO I AM GONNA PEE MY PANTS 😭

[beelas-bees]

did I stay up an additional 2½ hours bc I'm so afraid of confrontation that I couldn't use the bathroom? yeag

[mattxme]

summary: you and matt had been distant all day bc he's been busy and so have you so when finally he's done with his work and your done with yours you guys finally get to some alone time....

Warnings!!!:SMUTTTT,p n v,f receiving, squirting,pet names(baby bae? Ma good girl ect), background music while fuckin,Dom matt,sub reader,(my first smut I'm new here hi!!!)

While matt was finishing up some work he had left I was in our room listening to music on the TV and scrolling through tiktok. A few minutes go by and I hear matt walk in looks tired and stressed a little.

What's wrong bae I ask.

Nothing just stressed a little.

Oh ok wel-

Before I could finish my sentence matt's lips were on mine hungry and needy but so was i. I let out a little whimper into the kiss when I feel matt's tongue enter my mouth.

Matt. I whine

What ma? Tell me what you need baby.

Please matt I need you please. I whine needy and horny

I watch as matt gets on his knees and sits between my legs and pull down my panties.

Fuck so wet for me ma? Matt say as I feel him open my folds with his slender long fingers.

Matt oh fuck. I whine

I then feel matt lick a long stripe along my pussy. I moan loudly and call out his name without hesitation my hand fly to his hair.

Matt omg fuckkk!

I watch matt as he eat me out like it's his last meal I watch as his middle and index finger pump in and out of me at a fast pace. I began to feel a familiar knot in my stomach but it feels different this time it feels like I have to pee

Matt stop please matt! I beg and moan helplessly

C'mon baby cum f'me your doing amazing

And with those words the knot in my stomach snaps and I squirt all over matt's face (I'm so sorry wtf is this ik this is cringe)

I watch as matt stands up and I see all my juices all over his face from his mouth down to his chin

Matt I'm so sorr-

Don't be sorry baby that was hot should do that more ma.

I give matt and embarrassed smile as I watch him undo his belt and pull his pants down(bro I can't with thisssss omfg what am I writing 🙏🏾😭😭🙏🏾)

As I watch matt line his dick up with my entrance I feel a knot I'm my stomach form again and he hasn't even done anything I guess he's really that hot(I'm sorry for this I am)

I watch as matt slowly inserts himself in and I feel myself become a moaning mess as matt moves faster and harder.

Fuck matt please matt fuck!

Fuck ma your so tight f'me fuck your being such a good girl f'me.

As matt keeps praising me I become hornier(is that how I spell it?)

Fuck matt I'm gonna cum!

Me to ma just keep making those pretty noises baby.

Fuck matt I'm cumming!

It's didn't take much to get me to cum since I'm the horniest mf on this planet but after me and matt were done fuckin matt cleaned me up like always and we went to bed the next morning Nick and Chris weren't so happy(shit I would be mad to)

Good morning I say to Nick and Chris as me and matt walk out of our bedroom.

Nick: y'all are the loudest motherfuckers on this fucking planet!

Chris:it's not even matt it's just y/n

Y/n: rude.

Matt: he isn't lyin.

Y/n: matt shut up.

Nick:no you need to shit up bc I could not sleep last night like I need sound proof headphones if y'all finna duck that loud!

Chris: can y'all like do it in a car next time?

Matt:no.

Y/n:why

Matt: bc your claustrophobic

Y/n: oh yeah

Y/n: sorry guys

Nick&Chris: whatever

Sorry for this I was bored and I couldn't find a smut with this song so I Js made one but this shit cringe AF😭🙏🏾so hope y'all enjoyed this is my first smut love Yall 💗💞❤️

[roselynflame]

i cant tell you how excited i am that you are a very cool person who also happens to like the ufc the same way i do (and that you share so many kind comments on my excessive posts lmao 😭)

i have to ask: who are your favourite fighters and why?? :D

IM SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO ANSWER OMG!! so many things came up like my bf and his wisdom teeth removal and i finally went to the DMV FOR THE FIRST TIME!! and also i have medical stuff going on and school is starting up again soon WAHHH so MUCH!!!

i am so honored that you're in my inbox for the second time (SO SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING THE FIRST TIME) and WAAHHHH to ask me about my FAV FIGHTERS???? AND WHY I LIKE THEM??????? QHAHHAHHJFHKEFJEWJFLEWKJLJ tumblr user verawhisk i feel so blessed that you exist

you are so cool and i LOVE ALL YOUR POSTING and im so so so glad i scoured tumblr for ufc content and found you :)))

as of my favs.... oh me oh my

strap yourself in this is gonna be a long one

first of all. i love brandon moreno. i have not been a fan for long, only about three weeks now, but he has earned my number one spot and is keeping it, forever. i could scream and cry and pee my pants talking about him, but i will keep calm because... wow. brandon moreno. he is just. everything that is wonderful about the world personified into one man.

i find his attitude in this line of work so refreshing, he's so respectful of other fighters and so kind while also being a complete badass and holding his own ground. and the fact that he's SUCH A SWEETIE???? HE MAKES HIS MONEY BY GETTING INTO A CAGE TO FIGHT ANOTHER PERSON AND BE TELEVISED DOING IT AND HE'S SUCH!! A SWEETIE!!

he collects legos and is married to a woman he's been dating since (i think) 18 and together they have three beautiful children and they're all GIRLS!! and he's so kind to his wife and his kids and so genuinely wholesome while being so mature and grounded and grateful for everything in his life.

also i find him so hot. he's such a baddie bro.

my bf was the one who got me into mma/ufc, and i have a running joke with him that i only like characters in media that are hot, so i asked him to show me hot fighters and well. brandon moreno was the second one he showed me lol!

the first one?

charles oliveira.

OH MY GOOOOOD charles was my introduction into ufc!! the first fight i ever watched was charles v. dustin and it was a great one to start with!! i love charles's fights because you're always guaranteed excitement and flare!! he's always moving in and being bold, and i truly adore how all of his fights go.

also he's so soooo fucking cute with his daughter oh my god???? he loves her so much and i can't fucking handle it

i love him so much... i also love how, like moreno, he came from a struggling background and how he had to struggle to become successful. no nepotism babies in my house! i think he's made such great strides, and i love seeing an underdog become a champ it’s so good. he deserves everything he's gotten.

do i sometimes question how humble he really is?? yeah. do i sometimes think maybe just mayybeee the fame and glory gets to him? mhm, yeah. do i also think i would be super cocky if i won against dustin and michael and justin and TONY FERGUSON??? oh definitely.

i love charles so much, it's just that now that i know more fighters and see other personalities, i feel conflicted about him bc i don't really know anything about his personality lmao.

i know the basics because you can always tell the basics, but i don't speak portuguese dawg i can't just go and watch interviews for him to see what he’s like 😭😭 not unless they're translated which... rarely they are from what i've seen 😭

it just feels harder to deep dive for him lol but im trying to make it work bc i love him :))

anyway i think he's super hot. he takes selfies like it's still the early 2010s and does not know how to pose for shit but he has a very nice body and the blond hair does him wonders. and the SHORTSSS WITH THE SLITS???? bro he has me SWOONING I SWEARRRR!!! i love early photos of him when he still had brown hair and that weird mohawk and the glasses bc his sight is so bad bc... what can i say i love me a loser. or well at least someone who looks a bit nerdy lol

i love charles!! he is second to moreno now, but he's my first ufc love and he was my first fight :))

anyway, those are my big two favs and the ones i keep up with the most, but i'm starting to branch out into other fighters too!! i will admit that i only really know lightweights and flyweights though lmao…

i love justin gaethje a lot!! when you started posting him with chandler it really boosted that love bc yay!! gaethje content!! i love his face so much, i think he's just such a cutie. his eyes really get me, and like charles, i love seeing older photos of him with his glasses!! i love seeing fighters look like losers because man oh man you'd never expect that they fight professionally haha

i think he's so cute and so silly and he reminds me of a little dog that's just a bit too clueless for its own good. he is so precious to me.

but his FIGHTING??? oh my god gaethje is such a powerhouse, and i love when you see him pull out the wrestling moves bc for someone who was an ncaa d1 wrestler, you don't see him use it a lot lol. but his STRIKING??????? holy moly i think i’d pay to get punched by him

i will admit that i have yet to watch more full fights of his, i've only seen him against charles (and we all know how that went...) and then some clips (mainly of michael and tony but a few dustin ones), but i love what i've seen

also his backflips? god he's so lovable. i wish he would post more on social media lmao.

speaking of tony, i also love him a lot!! tony is one of my boyfriend's favs, and i just... i love him so much. his social media captions are... really weird and i hate but love how he signs every instagram story with -CSO- and then the american and mexican flags 😭

i wasn't around for it, but i wish he did get the opportunity to fight khabib. ppl say that charles v islam is gonna be the tony v khabib we never got and i can get behind that thought process, i really can.

tony's 12 win streak ending because of gaethje is so bittersweet because i love both of them. i hate that tony is on this downward spiral, but you know, you only go for so long in this type of work. 38 isn't that old when it comes to life, but when it comes to mma... idk sometimes you just gotta know when to call it quits and i hope he doesn't push himself :/

also i think tony is so hot... idk how to explain it lol... he really is something else. ALSO THAT VOICE YOOOOOOOWEEEEEE!!!!!!

i also have a super soft spot for kai kara france!! i think he's a genuinely good person and him and his wife and son are a super cute family. i love seeing supportive spouses wahhh it makes me so happy.

kai is such a sweetheart and he deserves so much more. i talk about it with my bf all the time: kai deserves to be champ, he really does, but even if he beat moreno and went on to figgy, i think he would have lost. :/

figgy and moreno are just... leagues above the rest of the division, and yes them going against each other for the fourth time is lowkey repetitive... but like not really. all three of their fights have been so fucking engaging and it's crazy to see how equally matched they are. they're destined to fight. enemies to lovers slowburn soulmates.

but kai is amazing. just not... ready for figgy i feel yknow? i'd happily watch him and moreno fight again though.

ALSO THE FACT THAT HE'S MAORI??? WAHHFHEIHGEWHOEH I LOVE SEEING INDIGENOUS PPL INTEGRATE THEIR CULTURE INTO THEIR CONTENT

okay this is going on for so so long lmao... honorable mentions are dustin bc i'm trying to get into his content more and michael chandler bc your posts made me go and stalk his account. and kim jiyeon. she's new and i know nothing about her... she's also on a losing streak lmao... but she is HOOOOT. and i'm asian so i have to love other asians in ufc.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING THIS AND READING THIS. i will now also send an ask to you LOLLLL