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Shadi todne ka Wazifa

Shadi todne ka Wazifa

Get Your Lost Love Back with This Shadi Todne ka Wazifa

When you are in love, everything seems magical and enchanting. That is why people are so fond of this feeling and do everything for love. But the feeling you get after losing your love can be equally devastating. It’s like you are living in hell only you still haven’t done anything terrible to feel like it.

Why do we lose our love?

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ladke-Ladkiyon k expectation me zyada farak nahi. . Ladke chahte he unki Girlfriend maal ho, . . ladkiyan chahti he unke Boyfriend ke paas bahut maal ho

Girlfriend: jaanu apani ye Diamond Ring mujhe de do. Boyfriend: kyon Honey? GF: main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi. BF: yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee. GF: vo kaise? BF: ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi aur kamine ne nahin di.

Subah ka bheja msgs, Shaam ko Vaapas Apane paas Aae use "Whatsapp Messages" kahate hain.

Pappu's Pure Desi girlfriend- Could we go to MacDonald ? Clever Boyfriend, "First tell Spelling of MacDonald" Girlfriends- Oho then could we go to KFC. BF- Tell full form of KFC. Angry girlfriend said, "Let it, You dog.. have kulcha Channe".

Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Hai, Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai. Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka, To Fir Ye MUNNI itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai................. funny love sms in hindi

love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...

Ladka: yaar, meri gf ne mere saath break up karke apne naye BF ke saath chipak ke, apni Photo mujhe bheji. Uska Dost- aashchary se..ohh, "phir tumane kya kiya?" Ladka: mainne bhi usake papa ko wo photo Forward kar di. Naitik (moral): thoda alag socho.

Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aise H.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise

Aaj Himaat karke 1 Ladki ko propose kiya Chudail boli- "Friendship Day" ki Date nikal gayi hai Aab to Sirf "Rakhi" ke FORM bhere jaa rahe hai...

Girlfriend: aaj se hamaara rishta khatm, ham ek dusare ko saare Gifts vaapas karate hain. Papu: theek hai,Mobile Recharge se shuroo karate hain. GF: jaanu, ab mazaak bhi nahin kar sakti kya?

You can hug it when you're in trouble You can cry on it when you're in pain You can embrace it when you're happy So when you need true love Buy a pillow

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Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..

Tumne mujhe thukara diya Phir bhi Koi gam nahin, kyonki pagali Ladkiya pataane mein main bhi Hum kuchh kam nahin !!

Sun Baby aaenge teri gali Mein chaahe der kyon na ho jae, karenge mohabbat tujhi se chaahe jail kyon na ho jae !!

Life ka sucessful Moral: "Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai." "Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"

LuV is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted ppl... Ppl wid strong hearts believe in FLIRTING ;-)

Santa: My Gf asked me to show more interest in her family. Banta: So, what did you do? Santa: Now I am flirting with her sister!

Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz

monopoly is always damaging, and

competition improves efficiency! Pure economic theory of Love

Fida hu uski chaal pe,Uske bolne ki taal pe, Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe, par Bol deta hu sare jahan se.. Nazar mat daalna meri MAAL pe.

Ladke Ke Samne Aane Ke Baad Hi Kyon Theek Karti Hail...? Faadu Answer... . . . . . Lutere Ko Dekh Kar Hi Dault Ki Hifazat Ka Khayal Aata Hai..

New style of proposing Love I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies...... if you hold lightly,it flies........... you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand...... vuhhh........ soo.......... forgot love and better flirt.............

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say

"I LOVE YOU"

Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai.. mar dale gi kya..?? dil daina haiti dai de.. rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer)

I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”

Wife to Husband :-

You don’t Love me at all….

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says – then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google? Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawaon Mein, Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinarey Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha… ? ? ? ? ? ? Stupid!!!!! Hero Matt Bano Sweater Pahan Le…………. Thand Ho Rahi Hai. Happy Winter

Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me.............

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Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya Simple si baat hai yaar Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai

ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai, ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai, agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you" TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai

Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal aapki faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.

Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant. Girl: But I am unmarried. Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend. Girl: I don't have any. Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..

Lrka apni Girlfriend se: Meri Bachi Meri shonu Meri Gurya Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi? Bolo Baby Girl: Girlfriend- Mujhe propose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai......funny love sms to propose girlfriend

Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz- Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha Hu. Girlfrnd-Achchha 1 White Suit To Dila Do. BY-Q? GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?

Pyaar aur “11:59pm” mein kya phark hai?

Confused ????

Simple! donon ke baad 12 bajte hai,

aur din badal jaate hai.......

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai.... Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai. Isliye Try maro har Ladki par.... Kyunki . Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

Ek Waqt Tha Jab Aapke Msg Aise Aate Thay, Jaise Kisi Ne Aap Ke Sar Pe Pistol Rakhi Hui Hai, Aur Aap Se Sms Karwa Raha Hai.. Magar Ab To Lagta Hai Kisi Ne Aap Ko Goli Hi Maar Di Hai!