#BORIS!! love how you drew him op!

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Sonic X Season 1 Binge Liveblog Because This Is Too Much For The Sabbatical Log And I Frankly Gotta

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ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA- oh wait wrong song

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THEY'RE TEACHING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS ABOUT ALGEBRAIC GEOMETRY?????

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"There! 🪛" "Good work! How'd you do it?" "I... used my screwdriver :p 🪛"

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Chris is... kinda dumb

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I TAKE MY EYES OFF THE SCREEN FOR TWO MINUTES AND TAILS HAS A GUNDAM

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Eggman, you copycat...

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"I don't even know where you are most of the time!" "🤳" "...!!!!! We can stay connected all the time!!!" "No thanks. 🏃‍♂️💨" "Wait, Sonic! What about your cell phone?" "🕺Leave a message for me~ 🏃‍♂️💨" "I guess he wants to be left alone." no one told me Sonic was actually me post-op /ns

...I'm not funny

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Eggman's own bots dissing him will always be my favorite bit

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really wish i had the video-editing skills to make crack videos /i feel old. do people even still make those?

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hawk is too good-hearted to be a treasure hunter and i would die for him

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eggman robot with bazongas count: 1

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ok!! i see you, 3-d animation!

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"I forgot the X-Tornado could walk!" oh yeah? you forgot that the plane with legs can walk? that's understandable, totally. i can totally understand how you could forget that A PLANE WITH LEGS CAN WALK.

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eggman botzongas count: 2

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*picks up a cheetah and runs with it to flex on its speed* that cat is never gonna feel fast again

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"What's a dam???" TAILS YOU KNOW WHAT A DAM IS *calls unspeaking, cowed wildlife wimps for "letting" humans build a dam* TAILS WHAT THE FUCK *follows a stranger to his plane, then tinkers with it and paints it purple without permission* YOU'RE BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE MAN STOP

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they really named the russian-coded anti-environmental antagonists (WHO WERE BUILDING A WAY TO MAKE RENEWABLE ENERGY) Sergei and Boris huh

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"I can't see that thing, so I'll have to hear it" <- me when no glasses

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"What've you guys been up to today?" "We stopped these guys from building a huge dam and saved a nature preserve!" IF IT WAS A PRESERVE YOU COULDA JUST CALLED THE COPS ON EM CAUSE THEY CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT

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i really do love the mechanic with the rings

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How often does Chris' mom wake up not knowing what's going on???????

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i drew a shitty shadow

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bokkun x ella is a friendship i didn't know i neede- 💥💥💥💥💥💥

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the cartoon logic of the president's assistant guy is unreal

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i can't believe eggman forcefemmed a bot for the government and it's a slut. good for her?

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FE THERE'S A CHAO GARDEN

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"Decoe, I order you to empty that nutsack!"

(...he said knapsack actually but shut up)

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oh look, it's rayquaza v. 0.1

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man. i miss program tv. "will [x]? will [y] in time? find out, next time on [tv show]!" man. good shit.

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"The Beatles are being put in place."

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Eggsterminator ❌

SDF-1/Voltron fankid ✅

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they are really committed to the bat thiccness