#BIkey WOKEvert saga

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Season 1 patch notes:

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• spikey mervert is now bisexual

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Hydrogen bisexual mervert vs. coughing dead nickel

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context

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Spikey mervert ...... I remember your bisexuals....

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Top ten bisexual inamn insanity characters (confirmed cannon)

Spikey mervert

Steven cob

That orange that showed up once in season 1 and died

Firey from bfdi. he's bisexual in his cameo he had but not in bfdi though i don't know what he is there i don't watch object shows

lifering

Phoenix wright

Spikey mervert 2 (backup)

Mephone 8

Bow

Aaaand dirt

Test tubes identical clone she never told anyone about that had only had only held consciousness for a few seconds before promptly dying from unknown complications

animation epic all of theese characters are dead...... what are you trying to imply about bisexuals 🫤...... not cool......

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i saw spikey mervert at the local piggly wiggly, so proud to have spotted a bicon in the wild 😊☺️☺️☺️😊😊✨✨✨✨✨💖💖

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The red part is attracted to women and the black part is attracted to men and the spikes is how he attracts them back.

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It's me Adam cats from object show . spikey mervert has died of updog and will not show up in the remaster .

What’s updog?

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spikey mervert and teddy bear yuri

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who the fuck is spiky mervert

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Schrodingers bisexual mervert

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Shocking: Spikey Mervert has come out in public to revoke his own bisexuality status! Fans all across the world shocked at this news, more at 7 PM!

april fool

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I think we've singlehandedly doubled the posts about spikey mervert on tumblr just with all the posts about him here. If we Keep posting about spikey mervert at this rate he'll be the most popular character by the time season 4 releases #mervertsweep

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bisexual

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