#BITCH WHATTTT
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what if the best part of the people affected by the curse are watching their real selves fucking shit up like on some sort of tv and and just like losing it and crying over how bad they r fuckibg shit up like for example Brad and Judy:
Judy: “Oh are we going to help ri- huh??? Oh no NO NOO! Don’t tell Pericles wtf are you doing???? Ahh!”
Brad: “wait what are you doing— NO DONT GET PLASTIC SURGERY!!! Why would you that??? That’s permanent!! Fuck!!! NO!!”
Judy is swearing and sighing whenever they traumatize their son and Brad is just crying when that happens because he is emotional and I will die on that hill
#what no this wasn’t an excuse to give Brad and Judy more personality#what are you talking about#whatttt?#pshh no I wasn’t trying to only write about Brad and Judy…#you are CRAY CRAY#scooby doo mystery incorporated#sdmi#scooby doo#brad chiles#judy reeves#head canon#those two are bitches#silly wet cats
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you notice how drew keeps saying the word hate and how much he "hates punk"...hes been saying this since LITCH january i think, so like?? hate at this point is "love" imo, like what the fuck
#also...cm punk yelling?#smthns purring and i dont own a cat#sir yes sir what the fuck#“you bitch yes you” MEOW#WHATTTT#MEOWMEOEMWKEJ#WAIT NO WHO SAID THAT#wwe#wwe lb#cm punk#wwe raw#wwe monday night raw#drew mcintyre#monday night raw#punkintyre
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i need to fight someone but i can’t since I’m in a public library.
#SOMEONE AROUND MY AGE WALKED UP#AND POINTED AT ME#AND SAID ‘WILBUR SOOT’#AND WALKED AWAY#BITCH COME BACK#FIGHT ME#WHATTTT.#thoughts in the void
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Y o u r S k i n i s N o t Y o u r O w n
#mandela catalogue#why do I watch horror stuff when my brain is unraveling probably not wise huh#the Mandela catalogue#the intruder#alternate#if I knew nothing about the series and I just saw this face and that line I’d be intrigued#your skin is not your own like bitch whatttt#I gotta go to bed#mandela catalogue alternate
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BE WHO YOU AAAAARE FOR YOUR PRIIIIIIDE
#like. holding hands in front of a lesbian flag gradient. in pride month. cmon whatttt#these bitches are more canon than any of the m/f ships and that is what i like to see#tangle the lemur#whisper the wolf#whispangle#sonic#sonic the hedgehog
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AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#SHITTING CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP DYING ANOTHER “ING” WORD#I JUST FOUND OKAY I JUST FOUND A PAIR OF BOOTS IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SINCE FOREVER#I LITERALLY THOUGHT IW OULD NEVER EVER EVER FIND THEM IN MY COUNTRY#I LITERALLY GAVE UP AND GUESS WHATTTT#I FOUND THEM BITCH I FOUND THE BOOTS
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NIKI ENJOYER??? SHE WAS MY TOP PLAYED FOR TWO YEARS STRAIGHT HELP😭😭 I saw her last year live she was so goooooddddddd and I even caught her guitar pick 🧏♀️🧏♀️🫣🫣🤩🤩🥸
SHUT UPPPPP SHES FINALLY COMING TO MY CITY SO IM GNA SEE HER IN LIKE TWO MONTHS IM SO EXCITED AIDKELCJWKDK WHATS UR FAVE SONG 😭😭😭😭
#U CAUGHT HER GUITAR PICK?????BITCH WHATTTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#robbing u next 🤓🤓🤓👩🏻❤️💋👩🏻👩🏻❤️💋👩🏻👩🏻❤️💋👩🏻#ask#@ : dazed hee ♡
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#thoughts#i hope my bitch coworker explodes i mean whatttt i didn’t say that.#it might be nap time!! 😊🔪#jk y’all it wasn’t that bad. lol i’m just dramatic#it was just my first 8 hour shift in like 4 months. and i forgot how that shit drains u
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Do NOT take me thrifting, you will have to drag me out that store kicking and screaming.
#my closet has no space in it.#i went thrifting with my friends one time... needless to say i had a cart full.#everyone else has one two items a jacket a top maybe some shorts yk?#i had an entire cart full.#cus listen every thing in that bitch was UNDER $10‼‼#the most expensive thing i got was 10 dollars bitch#cus look i got this cute jacket right size warm as hell DOSEN'T SMELL LIKE WEED and was 6 bucks#WHATTTT#brown jorts 5 dollarsHELLOOO#distressed bleach patterned skinny jeans that PERFECTLY FIT ME FOR 3 DOLLARS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#my bank account gave up on me that day they stopped whispering sweet nothings in my ear it was too late for me#kay just saying shit
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A Phone Call Away.
Roman Reigns x Black Female Reader
Rating: 18+
Warning: Smut; oral (female receiving)
“Now that Roman is on a hiatus from the ring, you would think that would stop the busy nature of this man… but boy were you wrong.”
A/N: Is your girl back or WHATTTT?!??! Heyyyy y’all, I missed you guys so much and I missed writing for you guys. Thanks to all of those who checked up on me (I promise those messages didn’t go unseen). I truly appreciate all the love still shown on my stories but I am back and better than ever. School has been really tough for me and I nearly dropped out, but BITCH I pulled through. I’m moving onto my junior year this fall and I couldn’t be happier. To express my happiness, I wrote this about the ONLY Tribal Chief. Mr. Roman Reigns. Hope you enjoy 😘😘😘!!
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GIF: @rashyford
Roman Reigns… or as you like to call him Joe. You’re doting husband and father to your three kids. A man with a multitude of talents, charms, and good looks. You won the lottery with this man and he feels the same about you. Joe has never had a problem making anything happen for you or your kids. Yet, he can seem oblivious to all of you.. and you know why?! It’s because of that damn phone.
Yeah, Joe’s an amazing and caring man. But that phone stays strapped to his ear while attending to you or the kids.
The kids want him to open a Caprisun, he’s on that phone. You want him to take out the trash, he’s on that phone. You want him to change the baby’s diaper, you guessed it… he’s on that phone.
Although these tasks do get done, he never makes eye contact with any of you and seemingly gets annoyed anytime one of you walk up to him. So you weren’t surprised seeing your 5 year old daughter come up to you with an attitude as you were breast feeding.
“Baby girl what happened?!” You questioned as she crossed her little arms and huffed out a deep breath making the strands of her hair on her forehead rise into the air fall back down.
“Papa’s till on the phone.” My god did that little girl look like a spitting image of Joe whenever he caught an attitude. Your baby is one hundred and ten percent a daddy’s girl so to see him not give her the attention she wants made you upset.
“Listen baby okay, mommy’s gonna put your baby brother to sleep and I’ll deal with papa for you. Go upstairs and play with your big sister.” She gave you a sweet little smile and nodded her head in agreement. You watched as she ran up the stairs eager to play dolls with her big sister.
Once your baby boy wasn’t latched on anymore, you went upstairs to place him on the bed you shared with Joe. You placed a pillow fort around him to keep him safe and turned on the baby monitor. You checked on the girls quickly and made your way back downstairs.
You find Joe in the living room with the dogs surrounding him as he watched the NBA Draft. You could overhear him talking about WWE can further the Bloodline story even more before his return. Now assuming he’s talking to Hunter, you placed your hands on his shoulders and began slowing massaging before he turned around to face you as he gave a small smile.
You make your way around the couch and sat next to him. His eyes still glued to the TV as he placed one of his hands on your thigh, caressing it ever so gently. “Joe… you think you c—.”
“Shush.”
Joe lifts up the hand that was on your thigh and placed in on your mouth in order to motion him telling you to be quiet. Your eyes nearly bulge out of your head as you couldn’t believe he just shushed you.
After you could his meals, massage his back after a match, wash his laundry, and pushed out his big headed kids.. he had the audacity to shush you.
Two can play at that game.
Knowing how much Joe can’t resist you, you can’t believe you didn’t think of this earlier to get this man off the phone. As Joe moves his finger away from your lips and places it on his own thigh now, you lean back into the headrest of the couch and spread open your legs.
Joe doesn’t take much notice until he hears you fumbling with your pants. He turns his head slightly as witnesses you bare from the waist down and your perfect pink magic spread before his eyes.
You giggled as Joe completely disregarded the draft completely and stared in awe. You lifted up slightly to take the hand that was once on your thigh and placed his hand near your dripping cunt.
On command, Joe automatically makes his thumb prominent and places it on your beating clit, rubbing in a circular motion. You drop your head back and moan as he continues to play with your pussy with his thumb. Dragging your essence up and down your slit. He soon seems to be losing memory of his call and he begins spitting out “yeah’s” and “mhmmm’s” to Hunter giving the most vague answers to his suggestions and questions.
Joe bites his lip as he looks you in your eyes, giving him the cheesiest grin knowing you’ve basically won the battle. “Yeah, I totally understand.” He says into his phone once more before he puts it on speaker and then mute and places his phone on your stomach.
The heat of his phone makes you hiss slightly and then you begin to hiss more as his tongue comes into contact with your drooling heat. He begins eating you out like a true champ. He nuzzled his face deep into your wet heat and flicked your clit with his thumb. Your back began arching off the sofa as you were beginning to reach your climax.
But a loud voice parades inside your mind as you try to enjoy yourself. “Roman, Joe. You there?!” Joe looked up at you and it was almost like his eyes were telling you something. You watched as his hand that was holding your thigh open, comes near his phone as he presses the mute button once more.
You quickly shut your mouth as Joe removes his mouth from you but keeps the assault on your little clit going. “Yeah I’m here. Umm… what’s gonna happen with my wiseman??!” You watched intently as he pressed the mute button again and goes back to town. He takes his tongue deep into you as Hunter is on the phone blabbing about what’s gonna happen with Paul.
Just as he was wrapping his summary of the wiseman’s future, your legs began to shake and sputter as you finally reached your climax. Your legs clamp around his head and breathing heavy. You let out one deep breath as Joe removes your thighs from around his head and looks as you with a devilish smile as you essence coated his entire beard.
He picks his phone up again and removes it from mute. “Yeah, that was a great convo. We got a lot done, but listen boss man duty calls I gotta get into daddy mode. Mama’s had enough for today.”
You shook her head in agreement as Hunter expressed his understanding. They bid each other farewell and Joe threw his phone behind him. You laid with her legs still spread open, pussy on display for his viewing pleasure staring a hole into his eyes. He lifted his brow at you as if to question what the next move was.
“Ummm if you want more of this sir, you’re gonna have to get myself off your face and go play with your baby girl cause you really upset her today baby.” He hung his head low as he understood the damage he’s caused by focusing on his phone too much.
“Alright I will baby.” He playfully closed your legs for you and you giggled as he placed a blanket over you. He stood up and as he went to walk away, he bent down to whisper in your ear.
“Just know when you want that part two, I’m a phone call away.” He reached for his phone and waved in your face as he chuckled on his way up the stairs.
That man crazy as hell..
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THE END.
Not gonna yieeee… I’m happy to be writing again 😂. Shout out to @thesamoanqueen @mzv11 & @msbigredmachine your stories really motivated me to get back into writing and it helped me realize writing isn’t dead 🫶🏾🫶🏾!! (Jey fic next, cause that’s my baby, YEETTTT!!!)
Hope you all enjoyed 💕💕💕!!
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lagunas | carlos sainz x latina! reader
summary; fans finally the dots between y/n’s latest single and carlos’ strange caption ( similar plot to like a damn sociopath!)
fc; karol g MI REINA
warnings; ?
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
notes; requested ! used lagunas by peso pluma y jasiel núñez! but pretend it’s a girl / karol g who sings it lolllll, but i hope carlos has a fast n easy recovery!!
masterlist !
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yourusername: little surprise para ustedes [for you] 🥹 my new single lagunas is out on all streaming platforms !🌷 huge thank you to the person who inspired me to write this song! guess listening to your family was worth it for me to write my new favorite song!😁❤️❤️
username: EL QUE?? [what]
username: QUEEN W A NEW SONGGG
username: esperaaaa [wait], why is this song so sad
username: wdym by listening to your family was worth it🤨🤨 his family don’t like u mi reina?? [my queen] , i know a friend of a friend 🤨
kaliuchis: como siempre [like always], AMAZING 🌷💗💗
yourusername: ❤️💗💗
username: y nado entre lagunas en mi mente [and i swim in between the lagoons of my mind] 😣 so true mi reina so true
username: ugh she’s gorgeous
username: her voice in this song ☹️ wonder who her ex is bc she never said anything abt him but clearly she cared for him a lot ☹️
username: tbh i think he didn’t care for her as much bc she said he listened to his family lol, if u truly cares for ur gf u wouldn’t leave her no matter what
username: SOOO TRUE
alexandrasaintmleux: amazing amazing 🥹🫶
yourusername: gracias, amor😣💗 [thank you, love]
username: ariana what are u doing here
username: MAYBE LAGUNAS IS ABT A DRIVER?? CARLOS??
username: look at my moot yall, they’re delusional 😹
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carlossainz55: tal vez en otra galaxia sí fue diferente. [maybe in another galaxy it was different]
username: whats bro waffling abt
username: why are u using mothers song are ur caption….
charles_leclerc: deep
landonorris: so true
carlossainz55:🤨
username: i know charles can’t keep his mouth shut bc how’d pierre know abt lewis before the news?? SPILL LECLERC.
username: nah i think lando is more likely and i know he knows something. lando, you better start talking NOW
landonorris: i plead the fifth 😇😇😇
username: he looks soooo fine wait
username: carlos in his aesthetic era
username: why’d he use the part of the song where she sounded the most sad?
username: okay lagunas has to 100% be about carlos
username: esp when she said in her caption, that he listened to his family and broke up w her, sorry but i can see him doing that
username: he fumbled the baddest bitch, la bichota, rip carlos 🕊️🕊️
username: ughhhhh if carlos n y/n were fr a couple, they would’ve been the finest couple 😫
username: bro whatd u do for her to write and sing lagunas …..
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; bueno… <well>] [caption 2; mi hombre siempre <my man always> ❤️]
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carlossainz55: ya volví a besar tu frente y en esta galaxia , yo te quiero más que cualquier cosa en este mundo . [i kissed your forehead again and in this galaxy, i love you more than anything in this world.]
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yourusername: mi corazón , como te quiero 🥹💗[my heart, how i love you]
carlossainz55: te quiero, nena❤️ and i was stupid for letting people tell me who to love
username: WHATTTT
username: omg my parents
username: los amo 😞 [i love them]
username: gosh she’s GORGEOUS
username: i seem to have missed the carlos and y/n lore WHAT
charles_leclerc: finally mate😕
landonorris: i was sick of his moping when it was his fault 🙄🙄
carlossainz55: ok ok i learnt my lesson….
yourusername: oh tell me more
charles_leclerc: was surprised he didn’t run out of tears 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
username: NOT CHARLES AND LANDO EXPOSING CARLOS LMFAOOO😭😭
alexandrasaintmleux: ferrari girlies are gonna be reunited again!😫💗💗
yourusername: making ferrari latinos one wag at a time 😝
username: ok spaniard u won this time….
username: so he IS for the latinas iktr 😫😫🙏
username: still gonna stream lagunas tho😝
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#formula one social media au#carlos sainz smau#carlos sainz social media au#carlos sainz x reader#carlos sainz imagine
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feather , part 3
“ i’m your dream come true ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
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yourusername quinn kept provoking me at the ducks @ nucks game and started throwing a bitch fit because i was rooting for MY BROTHER’S TEAM so here’s to all the quinn girls ❤️❤️ (ft. jacky poo poo bear and trev because he played so well tn)
and just so you know i like the habs better 🙄
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jackhughes I’VE NEVER SEEN THE MIDDLE PHOTO BEFORE
→ yourusername that’s bc i just made it babes
→ jackhughes all hail mini drizz, our graphic designer lord and savior 🙏
jamie.drysdale oh my god
_quinnhughes OH MY GOD
→ yourusername YEAH WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT NOW HUH
→ colecaufield don’t provoke him 😧
username51 SOULJA BOYYYY TELL EM
→ yourusername BABY YOU KNOW THAT I MISS YOU
lhughes_06 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO OF HIM WHEN WE WERE KIDS
→ yourusername a magician never tells her secrets 🫢
→ lhughes_06 oh god i’m next aren’t i
→ yourusername idkkk 😈😈😈
trevorzegras I MADE IT ON THE MAIN
→ yourusername yes you did!
username28 the quinner album edit???
username3 we quinn girls thank you 🙏
username92 the huggy bear behind the scenes photos 🤧
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_quinnhughes she’s literally climbing something in half these photos
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yourusername HAH YOU HAVE LESS PHOTOS THAN ME AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN THAT BAD EITHER
→ _quinnhughes YOU MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO TAKE BAD PHOTOS OF YOU
→ yourusername that’s a compliment dumbass
luca.fantilli disclaimer: NEVER try to bring her to top golf or she will accidentally hit you with a golf ball
→ yourusername YOU’RE SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME WTFFF 😟
→ rutgermcgroarty I’M A WITNESS
→ yourusername YOU WEREN’T EVEN THERE
username20 it’s impossible to take bad photos of this woman confirmed
jackhughes mom said to “stop terrorizing luke’s poor girl”
→ lhughes_06 SHE SAID “stop terrorizing THAT poor girl”
→ yourusername woah there slow your roll bud i’m not anyone’s girl 😐
→ _quinnhughes oh my god she literally did it to me first
trevorzegras what the shit is going on
→ _quinnhughes what the hell is “what the shit”
username40 I WAS AT THE STORE AND I SAW QUINN POINTING THAT WATER GUN AT HER HEAD WHATTTT
markestapa i think you should start putting a leash on her
→ yourusername nonono i think we’re good (don’t give them ideas)
→ edwards.73 lil drizzy as a leash kid???
→ yourusername STOP IT WITH THE LIL DRIZZY ALREADY
next chapter notes ) so she’s a short one but i liked it a lotttt i’m probably gonna go inactive for finals week (i know it’s horrible 😥) BUT I WILL BE BACK AND GREATER THAN EVER
#luke hughes#luke hughes x reader#luke hughes x y/n#luke hughes fanfic#luke hughes fic#jack hughes#trevor zegras#cole caufield#alex turcotte#quinn hughes#mark estapa#rutger mcgroarty#ethan edwards#luca fantilli#adam fantilli#mackie samoskevich#dylan duke#umich hockey#jamie drysdale
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grishaverse dashboard simulator
🤯 conspiracy-theories follow
theory: the sun summoner is definitely still alive. all we know is that she “gave up her life to save ravka” but how? have YOU ever heard of a grisha dying from using their powers?? it just doesnt make sense.
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Bitch shes a SAINT. All saints die. Move on lmao
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alina was different and u know it just bc she was a “saint” doesnt mean she had to die op is right and ur being an asshole get off their post
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not you calling her alina like you know her personally… put some respect on her name bruh
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wait til u find out not everyone is religious and ravkan and doesnt use sankta labels n shit
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the way i literally never even mentioned religion… the lack of reading comprehension on this site is insane
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Friendly reminder to DNI if you think the Wraith and D*rtyh*nds are together! We do not welcome you guys on this blog :)
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drew some fanart of sankta anastasia i hope you guys like it!! i drew her with a bleeding eye because shes the saint of sickness and when my mom was sick her eye started bleeding for like 2 days straight lol but i prayed to sankta anastasia and she made my mom get better even though her eye is permanently damaged and my sister and dad could not recover and they passed away after like 5 days of pain (we stabbed them to put them out of their misery)
#sankta anastasia #saint anastasia #saint #sankta #saints fanart #sankta fanart #sankta anastasia fanart #saint anastasia fanart
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tired of yall stereotyping kerch as a dark and gloomy place… not all of us live in ketterdam or in the north in general. its extremely offensive to us so please fucking stop.
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womp womp
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Sturmhond is a privateer…
🧟♀ razorskull follow
who gaf
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Shut up you dirty kerch ketterdam gang member money worshipping heathen
🧟♀ razorskull follow
it was never that deep but okay..
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not trying to b racist or anything but why do grisha always act like they’re better than anyone else… and why doesnt anyone ever call them out…
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JUST FOUND OUT THAT WYLAN VAN ECK’S BOYFRIEND IS DIRTYHAND’S EX LMFAO WHATTTT
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guys im shu can someone please tell me that dirtyhands is not what i think it means… i keep seeing that name all over this app and im so confused
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trust me its not but based on this new info…
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JUST TRIED A ZEMINI PIE FOR THE FIRST TIME MY LIFE IS FINALLY COMPLETE 💞💞💞💞💞💞
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Funny how people keep hating on Kerch when Fjerda is RIGHT THEREE
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as a heartrender whos grisha mom got captured by a fjerdan ship: womp womp
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also op is kaelish so like… why tf are they talking lmao
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right!! also fjerdans are barely on the internet (too many grisha here for them lmao) so its not really funny bc they cant see it
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kerch on the other hand… most chronically online mfs i’ve ever seen
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#this is post ck but pre kos ig because i havent read that duology yet#i am dying to read it so i will soon#grishaverse#the grisha trilogy#six of crows#alina starkov#sturmhond#nikolai lantsov#inej ghafa#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#shadow and bone#dashboard simulator#is that all... it better be#oh “boomboomboom” is not supposed to be wylan btw#kanej#wesper
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Well then...
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--Jax was being a bitch rabbit, like always... and Ragtha had enough. And Ragatha got mad.--
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|Lees: Jax||Lers: Ragatha, Pomni, Zooble, Kinger, Caine, and Bubble|
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"WHO PUT BUGS IN MY ROOM?!?!" Ragatha yelled, stomping on the stage where (mostly) everyone was. "Woah there! What's all the commotion about?" Caine asked, floating around with bubble. "Did you say insect collection??" Kinger asked as Zooble glared at him. "What is with you and that f***ing collection...?" "Zooble!!" Caine yelled at Zooble as Zooble rolled their eyes. "I-I didn't put bugs in your room R-Ragatha...n-no one was really in your r-r-room..." Gangle said, stuttering. Pomni looked around and shrugged. "Everyone's room is locked, right...? And only we have the keys to our room..." Pomni said before realizing. "Wait..." "Hey, fellas, what's up?" Jax said, walking in as Ragatha GLARED. "Jax... did you put bugs in my room?!?!?" Ragatha shouted as Jax had his normal smug smile on. "Maybe~" "JAX!!! THAT IS MY ONLY FEAR, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" "Whatttt? It was funny! You're super mad right now anywa-- WOAH!!" Jax's eyes widened as Ragatha pounced on him "Wh-Wha??!!" Pomni covered her mouth in surprise.
Jax then started...giggling...?
"EEP-- R-Rahahahagatha!! I-It tihihihickles!!" Jax's giggles were oddly sweet and silly. Ragatha spidered her fingers all around his sides. "Tickle Tickle Jax...~" Ragatha teased, chuckling at the youngers blushy face. "Uh...is this normal...?" Pomni asked, looking at Caine. "Why, of course! Everyone gets into tickle fights sometimes! ...Zooble isn't ticklish, though..." Caine said, sounding a little disappointed. "It's true." Zooble said, having their arms crossed. "Anyone wanna help me??" Ragatha asked, having her happy smile on. "...Alright. But only cause Jax will suffer." Zooble said as he took off his arm.
(Quick thing- Jax did call Zooble a "He" in the pilot. So, I'm considering Zooble as a He/They in this:3)
"Nohoho!! Dohon't help her!!" Jax said in between his silly little giggles. "Too late, Jax." Zooble said, tickling Jax's stomach. "EEEK-- Zohohohohoble!! Nahahahaho!!" Jax kicked his legs a little bit. Kinger looked at the younger ones and blinked. "...Eh." Kinger walked over and dug his fingers into Jax's armpits. "AH-- KIHIHIHIHIHIngeheheher!! D-DAAAOHOHOHONT!! BUHUHUHUHUBBLE!! NAHAHAHAT THE EHEHEHEARS!! NOT THE F***IN EHEHEHEHEHEHEARS!!" Jax's curse got bleeped out. Bubble licked Jax's ears, making the poor dude squirm and squeal. "GAHAHAHAHAHAD D*MN IHIHIHIHIT!! *shreik* STAHAHAHAHAP!! F***ING STAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAP!!" Jax pleaded, reaching the point of tears coming out of his eyes. "This is fun," Kinger said in a happy tone. "Come join us, Pomni!" Ragatha said, smiling. "NOHOHOHO!! DOHOHOHONT!!" Jax protested. His ears twitched as his tail wagged a LOT. He hated this, though. "U-Uh..." Pomni looked hesitant until Caine spoke up. "I can help with that!" Caine swayed his cane around as Jax's legs were stuck in place. "F***!! POMNI DOHOHOHONT!! AH-- F***!! Z-ZOHOHOHOHOBLE!!" Jax SCREAMED as Zooble pinched at his ribs. "U-Um..." Pomni shook a little and lightly brushed her fingers along Jax's foot. "P-OMNIHIHIHIHIHEHEHEHE!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT!! I- I CAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAN'T!!" Jax pleaded as he was squirming around admitting his defeat(kinda). "Then say sorry!!" Ragatha said, going crazy on his sides, making Jax S Q E A L. "NAHAHAHEHEHEHEVER!!" Jax kept on squealing, shrieking, and squirming. Pomni looked at him and squeezed Jaxs knees while tickling in between Jax's lil toe beans. "EHEHEHEK-- POHOHOHOHOHOMNI!!! DOHOHOHO-- AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Jax's voice got squeaky and snorty. "Say you're sorry!!" Ragatha said, smirking. "OK!! OHOHOHOHOHOKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY!!! I'M SAHAHAHAHAHARRY!! I'M F***ING SAHAHAHRRY!! JUST GET OHOHOHOFF OF MEHEHEHEHEHE!!" Ragatha stopped and smiled. Everyone else did as well.
"Learn your lesson?"
"...Absolutely f***ing not." Jax ran off
"I-- JAAAAXXXX!!!!!!!"
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#the amazing digital circus#tickle#jax#lee!jax#ler!ragatha#ler!pomni#ler!caine#ler!bubble#ler!kinger#fanfic#tadc#ler!zooble
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imagine signing up for an ecoterrorist team and finding out that your boss had a messy divorce with the leader of the other team. And more than that. He is making it everyone’s problem. I would be mortified but also fascinated by the years of drama between them.
#huh??????????#sorry. I’m a faller. HUH???#I worked for magma and those bitches HATED each other#but not in a divorce way whatttt
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bitches that listen to marilyn manson and like him as a person need to be put on a watch list or something bc whatttt
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