#BIG ONES !!!!!!

[little-jacob]

normal vs. little 🥰

[xofemeraldstars]

✨ frames of the day ✨

[official-penis-posts]

im a trans girl who feels mildly ashamed of just how proud i am of my comically large hog. negative dysphoria but only because i find it funny

Mildly ashamed of being proud is an interesting emotion. Comically large is a very interesting description of a penis. 

Almost seems like advertising since you’ve sent this off-anon…

[justinhubbell]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Aerosmith – Love In An Elevator

[honourablejester]

“There are some that suggest that areas of heavy limestone have some sort of connection to paranormal events.”

I’m watching a video about the hauntings of Houska Castle in the Czech Republic, and this line came out, and I just …

Okay. Noodling around, apparently this is about properties of limestone as a material (made of deceased organic creatures, so more psychically permeable), which is a whole different ballgame, but if it was about limestone areas, I can tell you exactly why they’re associated with hauntings and other mysterious things.

It’s because they’re full of fucking holes.

Limestone is ridiculously vulnerable to water, and karst caves can be fucking huge. As an exercise, hop over to wikipedia’s list of longest cave systems in the world, and head down through the list, and see how many of them are limestone (with some gypsum for variety). The same for the list of deepest cave systems. Limestone areas are often just riddled with gaps and holes and weird formations, and weird noises from weird formations, and people vanishing because goddamn holes opened up under them when a below-ground cave finally got eaten enough to collapse. They’re just …

Limestone areas are full of caves. The caves go long and deep and weird. People hide in them. People die in them. People vanish near them. They’re just full of holes. So yeah, they’ve a reputation for weird shit and people going missing. Because they’re full of holes.

Sorry. I’m actually not opposed to paranormal stuff. I quite like ghost stories and paranormal exploration and all of that. Just. Talk about the actual natural causes first?

Especially since this particular case, Houska Castle, the whole thing is that a bottomless pit opened up in the limestone under it and is rumoured to descend to hell. And like. Yes? It’s limestone. That shit do happen.

The stories are really fun, though.

[sigelfire]

[little-jacob]

Somehow I like the picture, my diaper is spilling over my onesie 🥵

[official-penis-posts]

This sticker an online shopping algorithm recommended me.

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If these are your proportions, you BETTER love yourself, because nobody else is gonna be able to do it!! 😂

[breasts-break-brains]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Aerosmith - Cryin'

[rickyone]

[deebrisbyfish]

I have been working HARD to get over my knee-jerk fear of spiders. The fact that the spiders we have found the MOST in our home are tan jumping spiders has helped with this a LOT. They are unusually social and chill and... actually ARE pretty darn cute as far as spiders go. SO, since I don't really have a lot of supporting characters in the strip, I decided to kind of bunch up all the spider's we've found into one adorkable jumper.

[little-jacob]

padded and ready for bed 😊

[1milf-nation]