#BIG HEAD✅️

[carldgreene]

stud service Rottweilers

[a-hazbin-reader]

I know Alastor craves Wifey’s attention, but does Wifey crave his attention in the same way?

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Alastor X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: None?? I think???

Description: ☝️⬆️

Alastor loves having your attention but he loves it even more when you seek him out, he loves being needed by you

He tries to hide his giddiness though, he can't be caught grinning like a fool because his wife wants a hug from him

He has a reputation to uphold

He's in his radio tower and you suddenly sit yourself in his lap mid broadcast? He's wrapping an arm around you and kissing your head while you bury your face in his neck

He cuts out the broadcast for a moment to give you the proper attention, tilting your chin up so that you look at him

"Just a moment, folks! Hello darling, stressful day?"

His claws are scratching along the back of your neck, sending a pleasant tingle down your spine as you lean against him

"Mmn... just wanna be with you..."

Suddenly you're being squeezed tight, your face smashed into his neck so you don't see the heat rising to his face over how cute you are

Anyone who might've been listening would find the screams of the broadcast suddenly interrupted by sharp crackling radio static

He's trying to get out of bed and you whine that you want him to stay?? He's going to try his hardest and resist the urge to jump back in

That is until you wrap your arms around him and press your chest to his back, rubbing your cheek on his shoulder

"Just stay in bed...we could have a lazy day..."

Alastor has to rub a hand over his face to hide his blush, his smile tight from trying not to coo over you, giving you a small kiss

"You have to get up too, my dear~ Come on, I'll make breakfast."

He stands up only to feel you hanging off of him, legs wrapping around him with determination

"No. I stay with you."

"Fine then, I'm going to get started on our day."

"I'll be right here~"

A small bleat escapes him, actual steam coming out of his ears as he helps support your legs

"Darling please! What will everyone say?"

You just close your eyes and hum, resting your head against his back as he laughs at the absurdity of the situation

"Don't care. Going back to sleep..."

Nobody dares look at you two as Alastor walks about the hotel with you strapped to his back, they all do their best to pretend like it's not happening

Except Angel who laughs as soon as Alastor walks into the lobby with a mug of coffee in hand, ears down low as he tries to hide his embarrassment

"Ha! Whipped!"

There's been plenty of times where you've just come to him wanting his affection for a moment before scampering off

You've even interrupted overlord meetings because he left without giving you a goodbye kiss, you always found an excuse to get in

One time, you even showed up with trays of food, trailing behind Rosie and Zestial, who both helped you crash the meeting and carry food

Carmilla was visibly surprised at the sight of you, doing a double take and cautiously sniffing the air

"Y/N..? What is all this..?"

You don't miss the way your husband's cheeks light up as he tries to look as innocent as possible, realizing his mistake

"Alastor forgot his lunch and I just couldn't let all of you go hungry..! I hope you don't mind~"

You brought out the big guns with the food, and none of the overlords even make a fuss about you being there

You come around to your husband's chair, hearing him audibly gulp as you lean down to kiss his temple

"Hello again, my dear-"

"You forgot to kiss me goodbye, darling~ What's a girl supposed to think when her husband won't kiss her?"

You sound so pitiful and cute, he can't help but stand up to squeeze you into a proper hug before walking you out to try and preserve some of his image

"They're just so cute, aren't they? Young love and all that~"

"...they are."

"Aren't they both like-fucking old?"

"Eat your food."

It's already gone, Alastor

"Forgive me, my dear... I was in a hurry and didn't realize-"

He feels even worse when you wrap your arms around his neck and give him a sad face, resting against him

"You owe me...at least 12 kisses and not little ones!"

He's fumbling to find the words to say, using one hand to push away your kissy lips while he looks away from you

He knows he looks so whipped right now-he needs a moment to compose himself

Once he's able to look at you again, he knows it's all over, a soft blush on his face as you kiss his palm and stare at him

"Darling..."

"I just want some attention from my husband, is that so bad?"

He can't deny you anything, leaning in to give you a soft kiss and rubbing your cheek, you nearly kill him when he pulls away and sees your lovesick expression

"I'll be home soon, I promise. You'll get all of my time and attention after that, deal?"

You close your eyes and nuzzle against his hand, practically hugging his arm to keep him there

"Mm...making deals with a man like you is dangerous, what do you want in return?"

Alastor can't help but grin, pulling you in closer for another kiss and stopping just before your lips touch

"I've already got an adorable wife~ Buuuut~ If you're offering something then maybe we go out dancing later?"

He kisses you before you can answer, pressing his forehead to yours as he smiles at you

"It's a deal then~"

Reluctantly, he lets you walk away after giving you a few more kisses only to realize later that you got exactly what you wanted

When he walks back into the meeting, everyone's eyes are on him before they suddenly look down at their meals

"What?"

Carmilla coughs awkwardly and Rosie pushes a mirror towards Alastor, who discovers his face is covered in lipstick marks

He can't even bring himself to be mad, sighing fondly as he takes a napkin from Carmilla and wipes his face off

What is he going to do with you...

I hope you like this one!!

[projectmoon-smash-or-pass]

propaganda:

✅️ "SMASH MEURSAULT because in l'etranger he literally talks about how his house is a mess and yet he's still constantly fucking marie so the dick must be crazy."

✅️ "I KNOW meursault would eat pussy like a champ. can you imagine his tdick. powerful"

✅️ "our aroallo king tht we deserve. i want him to crush my head in his tits"

✅️ "he loves boobs. in l'etranger he like, constantly talks about marie's breasts. and they fuck!! multiple times!"

✅️ "remember how he said he was searching for life’s pleasures when he talked about going to the club. imagine how fucking crazy his sex life must be. he’s had to have tried the craziest bdsm shit he’s a freak and a slut i KNOW it.

he’s the ultimate verse switch with a monster cock and/or deep dish pussy he can do literally anything you want he hell fuck you stupid or take a pounded from 12 inches he’s perfect

DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE. ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!!! ROSESPANNER AND N CORP MEURSAULTS ESPECIALLY. IM CRAZY I NEED RO BEND HIM OVER AND FUCK HIM STUPID"

✅️ "This is not a propaganda, but I just want to tell a story. There was this one time I had a dream where Meursault is eating me alive, like start slicing open my thighs with a knife. And let me tell you my dude, I have never seen cannibalism as a fetish before, but that was one of the hottest dreams I've ever had."

✅️ "★★♥︎♥︎♥︎"

✅️ "HOW CAN YOU NOT SMASH THE BIG TITTY FRENCHMAN? He's tall, he's handsome, he has the biggest hongabalongas on the bus (bar Rodya and maybe Faust), and that man is without a doubt great in the sack, okay? Sex God Meursault. Peak Service Top material. A fat chunk of the novel is him fucking Marie and she's very, very eager each and every time. He loves titties and he PROVIDES HIS OWN FAT TITTIES. A true believer in making sure his partner is as pleased as he is. It's equality. Equalititty, even. His cock is probably massive. We should all aspire to smash Meursault."

❌ "I could never smash Mersault. He's tall and quiet and thoughtful, and I get the appeal, but if you put some coke bottle glasses and a baggy sweatshirt on him he's basically my father. I don't have that many daddy issues. I just wanna give him a model train and a plate of orange slices."

[deblklesb]

I'm always thinking about waking up next to abby

leaving kisses on her freckled back, on her shoulders, her arms, her half-open mouth 😔

honestly I would gladly hump her ass too

morning pee? ❌️ morning hump? ✅️

oh to wake up next to Abby Anderson 💭💭😔😔🥺🥺🤤🤤 (sorry for the delay anon, it turned out to be a drabble 🥺)

[CW: established relationship, somno (they talk about it, though), fluffy, they're oh so in love and living together, (MDNI)]

Sunlight makes you squirm a little bit, even though the window is behind you and it's linda early in the morning. The sleepiness still creeps into you, but you can't go back to your dreamland, got a lot of stuff to do today.

Still, looking at your girlfriend's back you think that keeping in bed a little bit longer is okay, right?

Her freckled, bare skin calls for your touch. You press light kisses there, fingers crawling softly from her lower-back to the side of her body, caressing with so much devotion.

It feels so good to wake up next to her, knowing she's okay, she's with you, she's safe. Sometimes it's just overwhelming to go day by day scared of what could happen to her during patrols, and you know she feels the same. Chest aching so tightly everytime one has to leave without the other, concern messing with your head; but right now, you're just happy you can wake up next to her.

Filled with glee and comfort, you kept kissing her back and strong shoulders. Your hand slipped to her abdomen and then you felt her holding it.

"Morning, sweet girl", her voice sounded so good even though she just woke up. You smile against her muscles, kisses going up her shoulder to her neck. "Woke up extra clingy?"

"I'm just thinking how much I love you", you whisper against her ear, seeing the smirk on her lips. She gets all blushed with your words and you find it so cute. "Good morning, love"

"What did I did to deserve this amazing greeting?", she turns, laying on her back and pulling you to get on top of her. Her sleepy face is so cute, you just want to fill her with endless kisses.

"Well, first, you are an amazing woman. So strong, helpful to others, who cares about people. And so, so skilled. You're also the best. The most pretty woman in the whole world. And also makes me cum a lot", you kiss her at each topic, having her chuckling and holding you by the waist. "And you're so smart. And I love you a lot", you finish with inumerous pecks on her lips.

She smiles lazily, caressing your sides.

"I love you too, babe. So much", she murmurs, looking at you so attentively that it makes you realize again how lucky you were for having her.

The days you both are in a hurry, the morning kisses are brief or distributed along the routine while you're dressing to go eat. You'll be kissing in the shower, picking clothes, before leaving the dorm.

There are mornings coated in heat and desire. Once you talked about it, the conversation was calm and careful to boundaries, and in the end you both agreed on giving free access to each other if in your sleep. So from there on, sometimes you wake up with her hand between your legs or on your tits, her mouth giving you wet kisses along your skin while she takes your scarce sleeping clothes.

When you're too worked up and being the big spoon... You can't resist but to hump her ass or thighs. She wakes up in the middle of the process, chuckling and grabbing your leg, enjoying your small moans and whimpers due to the sensations. It's lazy and fueled by the sudden desire that creeps into you seconds after you open your eyes, warm core and needy, foggy mind.

"Someone woke up ready for me", she said once, turning around as soon as you reach the climax. "You must be extra wet right now...", her addicted kisses on your neck makes you squirm, body sensitive but oh, so welcoming to her.

"Dreamed about you", you whisper, easy smile after that high.

[scarefox]

Having someone in my therapy group who was tiktok addict and found so many people on there as "friends" who are super toxic, a guy who catfished her and I think her narcissistic ex fiance she got from there as well...

I am so glad I am on tumblr. Every time I hear how invasive and pushy they were with her. I mentally make little ✅️ in my head for all the stuff we don't do on my side of the tumblr bubble.

I mean we are the queer neurodivergent anxiety crowd here anyways. We don't be like that. Most of us would get too exhausted if we would have to chat, call, live stream 24/7 with eo.

And I think it is a big plus that most of us prefer to stay anonymous. No face, no address, no full real names. idk I believe that makes catfishing harder.

[moonshynecybin]

I am 100% sure Vale kicked Marc with full purpose. There was an old interview posted here on tumblr when Vale talks about a lot of things, f1 included.

When he is asked about Senna, he says he used to be a big Mansell fan so by default didn't like Senna back then. And then says that what senna did to prost in 1990 (the deliberatecrash in Suzuka) was RIGHT ✅️ he says Sennagot screwed the previous year and had every right to do what he did.

So yeah... in Vale's head he also had every right to kick Marc

thank u for explaining old man formula 1 yaoi 2 me... i agree he kicked him bc that is simply the version of reality i want to live in

[pilvimarja]

🔥= smutty ‼️= read the warnings 😭 = emotional ❣️= fluffy and sweet ✅️ = completed

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day by Glitterfayy, explicit ❣️✅️

Bradley thinks he’s dying. He’s not built for this heat. Sweat is dripping off him, the heat licking at his body. He’s not sure what’s worse. The suffocating heat or the fact Mav seems to have decided clothing is optional. OR Bradley is visiting Mav during the hottest part of the summer. Will he survive the heat?

Here For A Good Time, Not For A Long Time by plingo_kat, explicit, bottom Bradley, bottom Maverick ❣️🔥✅️

“Oh, wow.” Mav’s eyebrows are raised high on his forehead, even as the rest of his face is relaxed and a little dopey with post-orgasmic bliss. Bradley lets his head sink down to rest atop Mav’s thigh so he doesn’t have to look at him. “You’ve already--?” Or, Five Times Bradley Comes Prematurely and One Time He Holds Out.

The Big Dopey Alpha That Could by Fuddlewuddle, explicit, omegaverse, bottom Maverick ‼️‼️🔥✅️

Now that Mav is showing his baby boy that mommy knows best, Bradley is trying his best to give himself a sibling. As many times as it takes.

Just One Look At You by punk_rock_yuppie, explicit 🔥✅️

Maverick's always been an early riser. Turns out Bradley is too.

Pain Relief by Fuddlewuddle, explicit, omegaverse, bottom Maverick ‼️🔥✅️

Mav hates having his period, because he's wracked with so much pain. His son, Bradley, helps him feel better.

[magicalgirl-umbre]

Oh look! A female demon! I'm sure she won't use sex in any way...- hope gets lost.

Look at her thinking she's part of the 2014-2015 OGs when litterally no one remembers you. The only time people remember you is when they open the student tab on their phone and you're next to Taro, smilling like that. And that's only if they have debug...

And maybe I wouldn't hate you so much if you weren't... a joke. I'm not even saying it to insult you, but that's your intent on the game. In life, you'll meet normal people, yk? Not fucking succubuses who apparently is 16-17. 🤨. Also weren't succubuses supposes to be beautiful? To lure men? You ain't attracting no one with those chopped ends at the back of your hair. You shoved it down our throats that you love Inkyu, but did you really need to let her do your haircut when you know she's a dumbass? And also with the kiddie scrissors that don't cut through sleep? Not even that 90% of a bang with the 10% of the forehead can save your head. It just makes you look stupid. Your haircut looks like you let the homies do stuff to it when you fell asleep first at a sleepover. The makeup just worsens your case. Who the hell even told you that it is somewhat of a good combination? Let me guess... Sakyu is just another thing out of many other that will be added in the "why he's in hell" list. Maybe it was fun in 2015 when people were making theories, but now, without some sort of full story to follow, it's a pain to have two sexualized-to-the-core characters in a game that was deemed serios by the pedo himself. "Serious" game yet demon realm exist? Curses?

But as judging someone goes, we musn't judge a book by its cover! Maybe she's actually a decent person. Let's read her bio- oh shit nothing important there other than "dur dur I liek my sister dur dur I'm a sexy bitch and the whole school knows that 😜". Then we can analyze the way she talks! "Yes dear sister." Anddd we stop there. You sound like Siri, Alexa and Google Assistant all at the same place. And then, you info dump and info dump and info dump. Soooo, what were you made for? To be Pedodev's fetish and to explain stuff, we got it. Tho do I see any personality? Nope.

You're everything wrong with the game characters.

✅️ Ridiculos characters, or joke characters, which take away from the atmosphere of the game (or at least the one they're trying to go for)

As I just said, there's no place for a succubus when she's a minor.

✅️ Talks like a robot (You talk even worse)

✅️ Ugly design

✅️ Oversexualized (not really your fault, again, writter's fault)

✅️ Starts off as misterios and then ends flat.

I say this because, other than the fact that it's made such a big deal that they wear contacts and somehow spawned, after their conversations they go of and roam the whole school for the... one piece, I don't know. In fact, no one knows! Because no one cares! Unless we get a clarification, in 2035 I think, their only role is to serve as a security camera for the player. Yey, a useless NPC, who would've thought.

[suzieb-fit]

Starting the day with a smile. And an essay, haha.

On the ever present subject of the "mucus thing", yesterday was beyond description. It's seriously off the charts recently.

Yet another update for the homeopath. She said we probably need another proper face to face. Before leaving home, she sent a selection of different remedies.

I've now moved on to the last one. Hmm. Oh well, fingers forever crossed.

I can't do anything else in terms of thyroid/allergy tests, etc., til Monday back at home.

So for now, I do my best to survive this hellish phase! It's impossible to relay exactly how awful it is, to people that haven't experienced it. "Huh, so you've got a bit of chronic mucus. So you're constantly trying to clear it. And it's causing a bad head and a rough throat. Seriously, dear?". I'd probably be exactly the same. But it's nothing even close to that simple. I'm not a wimp. I'm not weak. But this......every minute of every day, and now at night too? Yep. I'm going through an extremely rough time.

Anyhoooooo. Where was I? Oh yeah.....Starting the day with a smile. Almost forgot that part...haha.

We're pitched up next to a lovely river. So I got myself out of bed (rather grudgingly, which is so far opposite of who I am, but y'know 😋). Kettle on, STRONG collagen and inulin coffee, apple, cinnamon and peanuts as usual. Outside for breakfast.

Lovely. Whatever else today was going to throw at me, I truly enjoyed that part of it.

My new mantra - "I choose good health, happiness and peace". Fake it til I make it, right? Let's rewire those neural pathways ✅️

Bike ride soon after breakfast.

Just less than 19 miles. My usual "round number" OCD didn't win this time. I left it at that.

Then a lovely big salad for lunch.

It's now mid afternoon, and I'm taking the rest of the day off.

Where's my book?........

[zorosdimples]

your resident blond man connoisseur has entered the chat to discuss one tsukkishima kei 🤓💼📋

tall ✅️ mean ✅️ smart ✅️ blond ✅️ doesn't put up with kageyama's shit ✅️

he has it all kae!!!! he's that one guy in your uni class who always has a counter to your points during the discussion period and you kinda want to bash his head in with a textbook but you also kinda want him to push your head down into the textbook if you know what i mean

a little condescending but it's ok bc he's pretty and has long fingers and a big cock and i just know that if you're into dirty talk he's getting you there in 0.5 seconds and yes, i agree whoreheartedly with that previous anon that a bratty sub would be a dream for him and i volunteer

anyway that's it for now ✌🏼 join me next week when i cover miya atsumu, my favourite non-blond blond man

yeah i don’t like mean people and i’m never one to go for blonds. he sounds exactly like the type of person i would love to throttle. i (verbally) fought many men like him in college!

[a-hazbin-reader]

I know I already said this in the comments but I would like to officially request a spinoff oneshot (hc works too) of that pregnant reader post where Lucifer is just trying to talk to his unborn Godchild and then Alastor comes in and is like "fuck off"

If you got other stuffs going on feel free to ignore this, just shooting my shot

Welp-

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: None I think??

Description: ☝️⬆️

Your pregnancy wouldn't be possible without Lucifer. Sure, you and Alastor had to do a lot of the work, but Lucifer... made it happen

So you were grateful to him and tried your best to show it, though Alastor was much less kind

Lucifer was also an experienced parent so you would come to him for advice sometimes

Which Alastor always hated, but he never stopped you

When he wasn't fighting with Alastor, then he was genuinely nice to be around, though you know Alastor did start it

When Lucifer names himself the godfather of your child, you don't see any reason to deny him that title

Alastor does though-

"All I'm saying is, we could pick someone better to be the godfather-"

"Alastor! We wouldn't have this chance without him!"

"Uh, you two know I can hear you, right?"

Regardless, you like the guy and don't mind when he starts talking to your baby bump

"Hewwo, widdle baby! Aren't you gonna be a big one~ Yes, you are~"

It is rather big for how far along you are...

You can't help but laugh and be amused at Lucifer's childish antics as he talks to your unborn child

You do gasp in surprise when your baby suddenly kicks at the sound of his voice, apparently taking a liking to the king of hell

Which of course makes Lucifer want to feel the baby kick and who are you to tell him no? Especially when he's giving you those puppy eyes

"Aren't you a strong one~? You gotta be gentle or you'll hurt your mama~"

His words DO NOT help and the kicks only get stronger, almost in warning of something-

Of course, that's when Alastor walks in, and you can practically see the vicious thoughts swirling in his head

He tuts as he comes around to rest by your side, giving your forehead a quick kiss before glaring down at Lucifer

"And just what is going on in here, my dear?"

You've got to calm your husband before he does anything crazy-

"Lucifer was talking to the baby when they suddenly started kicking, so he's trying to calm them down.."

Lucifer is still just cooing and feeling the bump, completely oblivious to the conversation around him

"Ah, I see..."

Lucifer doesn't see the piano that drops on him, Alastor suddenly standing in his place and rubbing your baby bump

"There there~ Papa is here to save you from that little nuisance~"

He starts singing a little song to the baby too, gazing at you with warm eyes as he rests his cheek on you

You'd be upset with him if him rubbing your stomach wasn't so damn soothing...actually managing to calm the baby..

You could almost fall asleep like this...

What were you so worried about again?

"YOU TACKY PIECE OF SHIT!"

...and this is where you take your leave, waddling out of the room to go find some snacks

For you 🤌

[thalyagame2006]

◇•.Spewart.•◇(My second favorite Broodal♥︎)

[Ask Spewart Open✅️]

->•°Main information°•<-

•Straight;

•29 years old (he is the second oldest brother in the family, after Topper);

•Him his;

•ESFP-A

• His rabbit breed is Lion Head Rabbit (characteristic given because of his very flashy hair);

•Your height is 1.70 cm (5'5" meters in feet and inches);

•Spewart is the most upbeat and funniest Broodal in the family, he is outgoing, friendly, optimistic, competitive, playful, altruistic and adventurous. Even though Spewart appears to be a very happy rabbit with no worries about life, he is very insecure with himself due to his ability to spit poison, which makes him feel bad about it and very afraid to share food or dating in life, just to avoid physical contact with your mouth...

->•°Curiosities°•<-

•Spewart HATES PEPPERS!!! He is very sensitive to very spicy food, unlike Hariet who loves extremely spicy food🌶

•Spewart mesh, is the only Broodal in the family that is strong, that is, he is the physically strongest rabbit in the Broodal family;

•Spewart was almost chosen to work as wedding security, but ended up being the artist and it became Rango's responsibility to be wedding security;

•Spewart has his own mini-plantation of Fire Flowers in the garden next to his room, this is because Fire Flowers are his favorite flowers;

•Spewart rarely cuts his hair, he hates cutting it sincerely, having a great love and pride in his long hair;

•Spewart messes with crafts involving clay, he's really good at it!!

• The ability to spit poison is one of Spewart's high defense mechanisms, in addition to his saliva being purple and poisonous, his blood, sweat and other bodily fluids have a very purple hue;

->•°Family and Friends Relationships•°<-

Topper(Older Brother) = The relationship between these two is a bit complicated...Spewart likes Topper, mainly because he has fun irritating him with jokes and silly pranks, but that doesn't stop him from loving him as his big brother! With Topper, it's not the same...

Hariet(Younger sister) = Spewart has a certain fear of the temperamental side and the fact that Hariet is much more brutal and violent than he is, so they both don't talk much, they still like each other and interact quietly sometimes!

Rango(Second younger brother) = Spewart has a strong intimacy with Rango!! Rango being his best friend this big part of life with whom he can share his outbursts and have fun with him as a beautiful friend!! As he knows that Rango is sentimental, he is very protective of his younger brother and doesn't let anyone mess with him!!

[sylverfishies]

My fanfiction rulez 😱 + intro

Hi!! I'm Sylverfish! or just Sylvester 🤭 my pronouns are It/De/Xe/He

I'm new to fanfiction writing I am so sorry if it sucks in the beginning💀

Fandoms I'm in and who I write for:

🦇Batman universe🦇:

Batman (any version)

Joker (Joaquin Pheonix, Heath Ledger, Cameron Monaghan (Jerome and Jeremiah) + any comic)

Oswald Cobblepot (Comics, Robert L Taylor, Paul Williams)

Riddler (Paul Dano, Cory M Smith)

Victor Zsasz (Anthony Carrigan)

Butch Gilzean <3 <3 (Drew Powell)

Jim Gordan (any version)

Maria "Fish" Mooney (Jada Smith)

💣Team Fortress 2💣:

Medic

Spy

Sniper

Scout

Soldier

Demoman

Heavy

Engineer

🔪Slashers🔪:

Jason Voorhees

Michael Myers

Patrick Bateman

Norman Bates (Movie only srry bates motel lovers :(

Bubba sawyer <3

Robert (Chop Top) Sawyer

Nubbins Sawyer

Lester Sinclair

⚛️The Big Bang Theory⚛️:

Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper

Rajesh Koothrappali

📺Crashbox📺:

Professor Rocket

Jumpin Johnny Jumble

Captain Bones

Sketch

🏃‍♂️Extras that don't make a whole category:

Shaun Murphy (The Good Doctor)

Morticia and Gomez Addams (Anjelica Huston & Raul Julia) (yes it has to be poly >:(

Stuart "2d" Pots & Murdoc Niccals

Pavi Largo & Luigi Largo (Repo! The Genetic Opera)

Red guy (dhmis)

HEADS-UP: I picked these characters at 2 am so I most likely forgot a few people, if ur fav isn't on this list just ask if I write for them!

Rulez! Do's and Dont's

✅️What I will write for✅️:

Lemon and Lime

Fluff

Minor fighting/violence

Male readers

FTM readers <3

Character x reader

Imagines

Headcanons

full fanfictions?? Idfk

🚫Stuff I WON'T write🚫:

Fem readers or gender-neutral readers

Non-con

Dub-con

CNC

P3dophilia

"Watersports"

Sc@t or V0m!t

!nc3st

Death of the reader

This list will have updates probably -Sylverfishies

[kirk-says-wah]

6 months ago

 

“Lars-“

“Shhh.”

“Lars, I don’t think this is-“

“Will you shut up?”

The door unlocks, silence swarming them, and Lars looks over his shoulder.

Kirk is stood slightly behind him, biting at his lip, eyes unsure. Lars gives a small smile, reaches out to take Kirk’s hand.

“Cmon,” he says, urging Kirk inside.

“I don’t know about this,” Kirk mumbles as they step inside.

“It’s fine,” Lars says, because he is; glad that he payed off the only guard that had been left behind to take a short holiday. “My dad won’t be home for days.”

He stops, pulling Kirk closer by the arm until their chests meet. Kirk laughs lightly, and Lars leans in to kiss him, reaching up with his other hand to tuck Kirk’s curls behind his ear.

When they pull away, Lars sighs dreamily, and Kirk pecks him once more before looking around.

“Your house is nice,” he says, eyeing the high ceilings and the plush furnishings. It’s nothing like his home.

Lars scoffs, tugging on Kirk’s hand, leading him deeper into the house.

“You want something to eat?” Lars says as they reach the kitchen. It’s bright white, with a double fridge and a large stove. Kirk’s eyes widen, but he shakes his head.

“You know what I want,” he says, and Lars smirks, nudging at Kirk’s shoulder.

“Dirty,” he says, and Kirk snickers, leaning down to press his lips into Lars’ bony shoulder.

They weave back through the house, Lars showing Kirk his study before finally they get to the bedroom.

Lars’ room is big, his bed bigger than Kirk’s room alone, and Kirk’s eyes widen, his teeth showing.

“It feels so naughty being here,” he murmurs, smoothing his hands over Lars’ shoulders and down his back. Lars shudders, hands moving to hold Kirk’s hips, grinding their crotches together.

“What if we get caught?” Kirk murmurs, sinking his teeth into Lars’ neck. Kirk’s change of heart about being in Lars’ house is definitely getting Lars hard, and fast. He bucks in Kirk’s hold, his head lolling back.

“We-… hhhhggg we won’t,” Lars manages to pant out, feeling Kirk lick over the wound he just created.

Kirk hums, trailing his hands downwards to press against Lars’ clothed cock, nosing behind Lars’ ear.

“And what if we were?” he whispers, nibbling at Lars’ earlobe.

Lars grips onto Kirk’s hips harder, his pelvis rolling.

“He’d kill us,” Lars squeaks out, and Kirk pulls back, trails his finger up to sink into Lars’ bottom lip.

“You too?” Kirk says, arching an eyebrow, letting his finger dip into Lars’ mouth before pulling away.

“You don’t know what my father’s capable of,” Lars replies, breathless now, squirming in Kirk’s hold.

“Good job he’s not here then,” Kirk smirks before capturing Lars’ lips with his own.

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Yup ✅️

I mean, it definitely sounds like Kirk knows what he’s doing 😂

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Mav picks up the razor, and steps into the vee of Bradley's legs. Smiles down at him, soft and private. "Hold very still," he says, and doesn't wait for a reply before scraping the razor above Bradley's upper lip.

No going back now. Not that Bradley wants to.

Every thought outside this small bubble ceases to exist. There's only the smell of aloe in the air, the cool feel of metal gliding along his skin, the heat of Mav's body so close to his, the lines of concentration on Mav's brow. Bradley feels like the center of the universe — like he's the center of Mav's universe — and the revelation forces a soft, breathless oh from his lips.

(Basically, the fic where Mav shaves Bradley)

It's just... medical (right?) by violation_of_faith_and_devotion, mature ❣️✅️

Rooster curiously turns around and enters the Airstream. Maverick is standing next to his bed, clearly getting ready to sleep, and he’s wearing only some grey boxer briefs, but on his chest…

Rooster takes a deep breath.

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