#BEN IS VERY BUT VERY SMALLL

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Head cannon: going on vacation to your family’s houseboat with the BoRhap boys.

(A/N: Hey! I’m sorry I took kind of a break but there has been some stuff going on and I’ve been a little in my head and writing helps:) please send in as much as you want and I’ll get it done within a few days, I promise! Xx)

Sleeping arguments/ schedules;

Let’s start with the fact that there are bunk beds on this house boat

But Joe and Ben still sleep in the same bed (let’s put the reader with Joe bc it’s been a minute and I love him so fuck it)

You and Gwil felt left out and slept in the same bunk bed, away from them

You heard them giggling all the time

At some point, after Ben fell asleep, Joe crawled into bed with you

Only having two and a half bathrooms, which can get a little tricky

Wanting to get up at the same time for breakfast and to plan the day but someone is also up late

Night time hard when you all turn in at the same time bc you’re all tired and just wanna go to bed but someone is taking too long in the bathroom

“No because you’ve been in there forever!” Ben and Rami yelled at each other

“What’s the fight about? Who looked in the mirror too long?” You laughed

“You been looking for twenty minutes, it’s my turn.” Lucy mimicked them as she walked pass

“Brush your teeth in the sink in the kitchen if you have to.” You told them

Going to bed also a nightmare because of the rooms

You have four rooms on the boat but one of them was your parents room and sometimes no one wanted to sleep in the same bed

Hints that why at some space on the back there are bunk beds, eight beds all together

You family thought of it because they thought a lot more people would be over

That’s why sometimes when your family or others were there you’d take the bunk beds but they weren’t ideal

A lot of small arguments

Someone randomly making a joke at night and everyone laughing

Lucy and you talking about your dream weddings because it’s cute

Sharing your Pinterest posts with each other

Bonding with her more

What you do on the trip;

There is a lot of just driving around

Also you have a sea doo, or more, that you guys take out

Joe and Ben race each other, which is a horrible idea

Lucy and you obviously would take cute photos together in your matching swimsuits

You lunch outside

Have family dinners

You blare music all day long

At night you go into sleep comas from the long days

Water, and I can not stress this enough, fights

Joe and you going on a sea doo and going off for some privacy

Ben and Rami ending up finding you two on a different part of the lake

Getting water guns

Having to take the water guns because of them playing inside too much

“Take it out!” You told Ben and Gwil

“Okay mom.” Ben would mumble

“You want them taken away?”

Lucy and you drinking wine all day long because what is time?

Having flats to flat around on most of the time

Having one of those really big floats that holds like ten people

Your parents end up showing up, along with your siblings(if you have those)

A lot of late nights filled with putting on sunscreen, playing cards and eating pizza or chips

Tanning on the top of the boat

Lucy and you driving around to get away

Having a smalll boat to go to and from the shore for food or drinks

Learning how to drive the boat while out

A lot of drunk nights

“You are so fucking fine.” Joe would say before grabbing your face and kissing you

“Thanks babe.” Ben would say raising his beer

“Lets go skinny dipping!” Rami laughed out as he said it

“Drinking and swimming equally draining.” Lucy has to tell him

“You’re more sober, you can watch out for us.”

“That’s a lot of penis.” You said looking at your drink.” Last one in pays for the next run.” You pushed down your chair and ran out

Ben ending up being the last one naked and in because he couldn’t get his shirt off

Staying in with Rami sometimes just to chill out

Tanning with Lucy

Drunk singing Queen

Singing Queen or Elton John or Abba or whatever all the time

A lot of drinking while playing cards

Saying “lemme me drive the boat” every once in a while

Moving to a different room on the house boat after a long day

NAPS

Floating around on one of those swans with Lucy and drinking wine

One of them bringing their guitar or bass or something and playing it

One of you dropping your phone into the water but someone was luckily close enough to grab it before it went under

Making dinner for everyone

Lucy and you would totally take naps together, don’t @ me

Playing childish games

Playing the card game ‘Buzzed’

Having a beer chugging contest with Ben (I feel like he’s a beer guy, idk)

Pranks

Rami and you seeing if you could do flips into the water

Cardy B coming out

“Would you please put him away? I find it weird I’ve had to ask you this many times.”

“He’s apart of this family.” Joe would fold his arms

“I’m bunking with Rami.”

Dinners on the boat/nighttime;

A lot of laughing and sharing memories

Talking about what you were all gonna do the next day

Creating a lot of memories

One night someone drove to get pizza from a place off of the water

Playing cards during or after dinner

Talking about the nap you had that day or something funny that happened while someone else wasn’t around

Movies!!!

Someone not staying quiet

Throwing popcorn at each other

Someone always getting too rough

“Ow! Y/N, he just hit me!” Joe would tell you as you tried to watch the movie

“Behave before I ground you both.” You would tell them

Gambling candy or a small bag of Chibs when playing cards

Someone always getting mad and giving up

“No bro because you were cheating.”

“It doesn’t count as-“

“The rules say it’s cheating bro!”

“Dude-“

“You’re gonna tell me I’m wrong?! They just tweeted about it bro! Grow up!” Everyone not involved losing their minds over how funny the fight is

Monopoly is off limits but one night when you played you were up until four in the morning and it almost ruined your friendship

Late night drives on the boat

Watching horror movies

Everyone taking a room and sleeping with whoever

“Don’t you have a boyfriend?” Ben would ask you

“We have the same one and he’s with Lucy.”

“Jesus.” He would mumble as you held onto him

“Did you hear that?!”

Dance parties at night because why have them in the morning when there is nighttime??

Lucy and you making a secret handshake

Late night conversations

“Think you can get a UTI from the water?”

“Not sure that’s what you think you caught.”

“Piss off.”

Random questions

“What would be your number one wish?”

“What if we got married?” “We’re not even dating.”

“Okay, if you could have one hour with Freddie what would you talk about?”

“Okay but one of us should totally have a baby.”

“Okay out of all of the members of Queen, who’d you fuck?”

“Lucy, you’d date me right? Like if you weren’t with Rami?” “Probably, you’re very cute.” “Oh my god she’s totally gonna leave you.” You’d tell Rami

Having an amazing time and creating a lot of memories