#BEG THE BOIDAE

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

CAMBRIAN: resorting to slurs? You don’t have anything coherent to communicate, you’re just throwing bullshit out there to try and intimidate people. It’s not working so just fucking give it a rest. We get it, you’re an asshole, well done. Just shut up. You’re not suddenly intimidating just because YOU TYPE IN CAPS LOCKS all the time and throw around insults.

HELLO, PUPPET. HOW GOES THE VOID THAT'S NOT INSIDE YOUR OTHERWISE WORTHLESS BODY?

ALSO, NOT READING ALL THAT.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

⛓️ Free shroom! Make it dance! ⛓️

WHAT? NO. OKAY WELL IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO, I CAN. BUT I DON'T GET WHY. ALSO, IT'S A CORPSE, AND AN UGLY ONE AT THAT. I HATE SEEING THAT PISSBLOOD'S FACE.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

stop be½ng an asshole please

THE JOB OF THE NARRATIVE IS BEYOND YOUR FEEBLE UNDERSTANDING, YOU CAVE DWELLING CRETIN. GO HAVE AN IDENTITY CRISIS SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

slop or sludge? -🎰

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

no friends? 🤨 no bitches? 🤨 no associates? 🤨

🤨🤨🤨

WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK DOES THIS MEAN. THERE'S BEEN BLATANT TALK ON THIS BLOG ABOUT COWORKERS - ARE THOSE NOT ASSOCIATES?

NARRATIVE DEVICES DO NOT KEEP FRIENDS, NOR DATE.

BUT ON THE SUBJECT OF THE LATTER, THERE ARE SEVERAL, GROWING BY THE DAY. FOR NOW, ONLY A FEW CAN BE MENTIONED... NO SPOILERS.

OF CLOSE COWORKERS: VIDALII, ARMILLARIA, PTERYGOTA.

OF MORE DISTANT ASSOCIATES: CONNECTION, BAMBUSA, AND SURE, VERDIGRES, I GUESS.

IF I WERE A BEING CAPABLE OF THE FEELING OF FRIENDSHIP, I WOULD LIST PUPPETEER AS THE NEAREST, DEAREST, AND MOST BELOVED OF FRIENDS. SHE HAS POPPET AND MARIONETTE - ALTHOUGH, THE LATTER IS FAR LESS IMPORTANT.

DOES THAT SATISFY YOUR CURIOSITY?

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

What th3 h3ll is WRONG with yo>? cant yo> j>st l3a<3 3<3ryon3 ALON3 yo> cr33py worm?

AH. THE LITTLE STOW AWAY. I WONDERED WHEN YOU WOULD SPEW YOUR USELESS PRATTLING AGAIN.

HOW IS YOUR SHOULDER?

HOW IS YOUR FAILED VESSEL, MAHINA, WAS IT?

HOW IS YOUR LITTLE PAIR OF DIAMONDS?

DOING WELL?

DOING FINE?

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SHOW THEM OFF IN PERSON SOME TIME. DOES THAT SOUND NICE?

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

You should make better posts 1nstead of the bad ones you're currently mak1ng

just a t1p

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PERSONHOOD IS IRRELEVANT IN PLACE OF FOLLOWING THE WILL OF THE NARRATIVE. THERE IS NO PERSON, NO WANT, NO OPINION, NO SOUL WITHIN THIS EVER CHANGING BODY. THERE IS ONLY THE BREATH OF THE STORY, THE WORDS OF THE LORE, THE WILL OF THE NARRATIVE.

IS THAT BETTER.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

yo mama so crumb big strong ants carried her away never to be seen again

ONLY MORTAL FOOLS SUCH AS YOU HAVE PATERNAL FIGURES.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

ARE YOU FROMTHE FUCK½NG SJW BLOG???L½TERALLY NBOBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THE ½DENT½TY CR½S½S TH½NG HHHOLY SH½T

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS ARE A CONCEPT CREATED BY YOU MORTAL FOLK AND IS A LABEL WHICH CANNOT BE APPLIED TO THOSE ASIDE FROM YOUR SPECIES.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

>claims to be above personhood

>uses “i” pronoun quite a lot

BECAUSE YOUR USELESS LANGUAGE IS LIMITED. THE PRONOUNS I PREFER HAVE NO TRANSLATION AND CANNOT BE SAID IN YOUR TONGUE NOR WRITTEN IN YOUR WORD.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

CAMBRIAN: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM KOSCAN!

I'M HANDLING THE PUTRID HALF-CORPSE OF A DIFFERENT MEMBER OF YOUR SHITTY FRIEND GROUP RIGHT NOW, SO LUCKY YOU. THE MOUSE LIVES ANOTHER DAY WHILE I SAUTE THIS MUSHROOM.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

CAMBRIAN: leave taygen alone you fucking asshole!

SOMEONE WANTS ANOTHER VISIT.

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

It's funny is why. Also you guys should be happy so I can make fun of you for it so just kiss already - 🎍

CONNECTION DOES NOT WANT TO KISS ME YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

It's definitely worm <3 chains, chat - 🎍

AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHGHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES IT MATTER THESE FEELINGS ARE DEFECTIVE AND IRRELEVANT TO THE PLOT OF THE WRITERS IT HAS NO BEARING ON THE STORY!!!

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

is it worm <3 chains or worm <> chains

IT'S NEITHERRRRRR AAAAAUGHHH YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING UNHINGED I CAN'T STAND YOU AAAAAAAAAAA WE AREN'T DATING WE AREN'T DATING WE AREN'T DATING I DO NOT HAVE ROMANTIC FEELINGS I DO NOT WANT TO BE KISSED IN THE MOONLIGHT I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE MY FUR PET BY CHAINS IN THE SOLACE OF THE NIGHT I DO NOT FUCKING WANT TO BE ROMANTIC I AM NORMAL AND NOT BROKEN I AM NORMAL I AM NOT BROKEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[the-bloodsoaked-battlefield]

Anywaysss what have you been crafting up, hm? - 🎍

POPPET ANGST. MAKING A GOOD DEAL WITH A CLOSE FRIEND FOR SOME... COLLABORATION.