#BECUASE YOU'RE ALL FREAKS

[mrswhymrhow]

im going to say this once. there is a lot of fascinating. implications between the family member sin succession that certain (coughincestcough) fans like to dig into in weird ways but it is actually something fascinating and done so well. they arent actually engaging in that but theres so much to say about it. the way shiv is "marrying her father" and having her baby in a way tlaking about capitalism and the way a lot of times these sort of families do have histories of engaging in incest to "keep the family line pure" and all that. romans jokes about it. the way business is equiviliant to fucking in the show. its all fascinating. and now i wont talk about it again bc i dont trust anyone to be able to have this sort of conversation in a normal way on here and i dont want to with msot of you

[why4anne]

Juno

Pairing: Joe Burrow x Reader

Category: Social Media au

Summary: Pop star Y/N L/N cannot behave herself on social media. But who can blame her when her boyfriend looks like that?

Face claim: Sabrina Carpenter

Masterlist

yourusername:

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yourusername: Just a little something I wrote recently🤭

Juno out tonight 8pm EST

view comments:

user1: Girlie is finally releasing music again?? Album when???

user2: Pop is back!

user3: you'll find me SCREAMING

user4: Juno?? Like the goddess of love and marriage..?

- user5: Wait! You're onto something!!!!

- user6: y'all what if she means the movie

- user7: what movie?

- user6: Dang, you're making me feel old

taylorswift: They're not ready for it

- user8: TAYLOR????? HELLOOOO??

- user9: REP TV REFERENCE!!!

- user10: easter egg??!!!

- user 11: girl that's a whole easter basket

joeyb_9: nice dress

- user12: excuse me? sir?

- user13: I just know they're up to something

lahjay10_: Joe has not stopped smiling all morning practice

- user14: It's about him then???

- user15: He's giggling and kicking his feet I just know it

user16: Joe can you fight??

- joeyb_9: yes I can

- user16: oop- I was not expecting that

- user17: he gagged you fr

user18: I don't know if I wanna be her, or be with her

- user19: the struggle is real

yourusername:

liked by joeyb_9, zendaya and others

yourusername: oops... wrong pic🤭 Juno out now btw

view comments:

user1: you're this thirsty on main????!!!!

user2: girl calm down

user3: NOW THATS WHAT I CALL AN OVULATION SONG

user4: I'm actually speechless after listening to this...

- user5: No becuase WHAT DO YOU MEAN MARK YOUR TERRITORY???!!

user5: hold me and explore me??? GIRL!

user6: SOMEONE NEEDS TO CONTROL MY GIRL Y/N

- user7: we need to spay her frfr

user8: tf you mean freaky positions???

user9: I mean, have you seen her man??? I don't blame her

- user10: The only pop-girlie with a hot boyfriend I fear

- user11: Louis Partridge exists yk

user12: I was gonna say you swan🦢 he frog🐸 but I fear can't

user13: how are you able to look your parents in the eyes after this girl???

user14: She and Joe be freaky like that ig

joeyb_9: I feel honored

- user15: YOU GUYS ARE INSANE!!

- user16: did not expect this when I woke up this morning

- user17: Joe, are you well???

user18: I always knew they were freaky

yourusername:

liked by joeyb_9, milliebobbybrown and others

yourusername: One of me is cute, but two though?

Surprise! Double whammy you guys 34+35 out now!

view comments:

user1: SHE'S INSANE!

user2: nah what do you mean 34+35??? you freakyyyyy!!!

user3: tf you mean "got the neighbors yelling earthquake"????

user4: What kind of freak-juice do they put in the water in Cincinnati?

user5: Let me breath, damn. I haven't even recovered from Juno yet

joeyb_9: I can make sure that there is two of you by this time next year

- yourusername: I just might let you🤭

- lahjay10_: BRING BACK SHAME!!!!

- jjettas2: NORMALIZE BULLYING!!!

- user6: Ja'marr?? Justin?? hello???

- user7: I stand with Justin and Ja'marr because writing this on main is CRAZY

- user8: WE NEED TO PUT BOTH JOE AND Y/N IN HORNY JAIL!

user9: That's enough screen time for you missy

user10: THESE LYRICS ARE CRAZYYYY

- user11: They're not even trying to be subtle

user12: Didn't Joe say in one interview that he goes to bed by like 8pm. Tf you mean "we started at midnight, go 'til the sunrise"??

- user13: One of them is lying and I think it's the blonde one

- user14: both of them are blonde

- user13: @/youmissedthejoke

user15: yall are acting like this is sum crazy shit but if I had a boyfriend who looked like that I would be acting WAYYYY worse

- user16: FR! Like if I looked like Y/N and my bf looked like Joe, you would not be catching us leaving the house

yourusername:

liked by joeyb_9, alix_earle and others

yourusername: Have you ever tried this one?

view comments:

user1: Ma'am there are kids on this app

joeyb_9: yeah we did it last night, remember?

- yourusername: no, can you remind me😇

- lahjay10_: EW EW EW EW EW

- lahjay10_: THAT'S ENOUGH!

- lahjay10_: I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES

- lahjay10_: I'M TELLING MANAGEMENT!!

- lahjay10_: THIS IS AN HR ISSUE

- user2: is Ja'marr okay?

- user3: He's crashing out

- user4: bro is tweaking

user5: we can try it out if you want to🤭

- joeyb_9: She's busy

- user6: we need lock him up or something

- yourusername: would handcuffs suffice?

- user7: EXCUSE ME!!???

- user8: Girl this is a public comment section!

- user9: Saying that on Beyonce's internet is CRAZY

user10: looked at myself and sighed

user11: girl, who is in charge of your social media??

user12: we need to lobotomize her or something

lahjay10_:

liked by teehiggins, andreiiosivas and others

lahjay10_: The trenches look a little different when you in the inside of the Spectre.

view comments:

user1: #unblocky/n

user2: #unblocky/n

user3: #unblocky/n

user4: #unblocky/n

joeyb_9: #unblocky/n

- user5: help- not Joe joining us

- user6: y/n is this you?

- joeyb_9: Nope, this is actually Joe

- user7: I can't with this man😭

lahjay10_: aight what the hell is going on?

- user8: #unblocky/n

- user9: #unblocky/n

yourusername: I'VE BEEN UNBLOCKED!!🥳

- user10: welcome back queen

- lahjay10_: hope you happy now

- yourusername: the happiest😁

yourusername:

liked by joeyb_9, andreiiosivas and others

yourusername: AAAAAAAHHHH! JOE BURROW PLEASE PUSH ME UP A WALL AND THROW ME ACROSS THE ROOM! I wanna climb this man like a tree. I wanna gnaw on his biceps like a beaver and I wanna scratch his back like a goddamn feral cat!

view comments:

user1: is she okay?

user2: I can just tell that she's ovulating

user3: well you can actually do that if you want to #wearenotthesame

user4: on main is CRAZY

user5: I didn't realize this was Y/N's account, deadass thought it was a horny fan-account💀

joeyb_9: That can be arranged

- user6: He's so nonchalant with it😭

- user7: I know I should be used to this by now but at the same time his comments never fails to flabbergast me

- user8: Remember when we used to have shame?

- jjettas2: pause.

user9: Yall are calling her crazy but she's so real for this

user10: I can't with this girl💀

andreiiosivas: are you okay?

- user11: Help not Andrei lowkey being concerned😭

- user12: She just ovulating, don't worry

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yourusername:

liked by joeyb_9, lahjay10_ and others

yourusername: Juno is now number one on the Billboard hot 100! Thank you so much to everyone who streamed🩵

view comments:

user1: this caption does not sound like my girl Y/N

user2: where is crazy Y/N?

user3: did you get your social media hacked or sum?

user4: I think her team took her social media away😭

- user5: yeah cuz her last (extremely unhinged) post was deleted too

- user6: Noooooo! I lived for Y/N's posts

- user7: me too girl😔

user8: I'll miss you diva💜

user9: #wewanty/n

- user10: #wewanty/n

- user11: #wewanty/n

- user12: #wewanty/n

user13: congratulations, but please give my girl back her account

user14: The biggest sign that this isn't Y/N is that Joe didn't comment

- user15: fr! he always comments on her posts

- user16: he's silent protesting💀

lahjay10_: I can finally scroll on instagram without getting a jumpscare🙏 I used to pray for times like this!

- user17: Ja'Marr😭

- user18: Bro rejoicing💀

joeyb_9:

liked by lahjay10_, sam_hubbard_ and others

joeyb_9: Since someone got her social media privileges taken away, I had to be the one to post this photo of her because she said: "I look cute in this photo, the world deserves to witness it"

view comments:

user1: get yourself a man who posts you on his instagram when you can't!

user2: she was right, I had to witness this🙂‍↕️

user3: mother is mothering!!!

lahjay10_: you down bad bro

- joeyb_9: and?

- user4: THAT'S A MAN!

- user5: I swear my pants were JUST on

jjettas2: what happened to the social media break?

- joeyb_9: boyfriend duties called

- user6: When he breaks his social media break for you>>

user7: Thank you for blessing us like this🙏

user8: I am straight, I am straight, I am straight

user9: Joe is so lucky😔

- user10: He gets to wake up to this everyday😫

- joeyb_9: It's a pretty sweet sight ngl

- user 11: STOP😭

- user12: bro be reading all the comments

- joeyb_9: gotta make sure only nice things are said

- user13: stop that's so cute🥹

One year later:

yourusername:

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yourusername: I let him make me Juno

view comments:

joeyb_9: Prettiest mommy in the whole world ❤️

user1: OMG I AM TOTALLY NOT FREAKING OUT!

user2: mother is a real mother???

user3: Those unhinged posts actually led to this???

user4: CONGRATS!!!!

jjettas2: Congratulations you two! So happy for you!

teehiggins: QB loading...

lahjay10_: Blessed to be baby Burrow's uncle🙏

sam_hubbard_: Congratulations!❤️

andraiiosivas: The best parents!

user5: when mama y papa actually become mama y papa🥲

[corviiids]

ive never watched h2o just add water but im australian so close enough and i desperately want to know more about death note h2o au. how does light becoming a mermaid make him able to kill people does he just like start grabbing people and drowning them. does L keep coming up with convoluted ways to reveal that light is a mermaid (i would like to know if someone attempts to push him into a pool at some point because i think thats how h2o mermaids work like you. just add water™ and they turn into a mermaid right)

(this ask is referring to my tags on this post)

#i just looked in my notes and found a death note au of that australian mermaid show h2o just add water#in this au light becomes a mermaid and immediately uses his mermaid powers to fucking kill people#and also hes australian#and becuase he's australian hes not called kira#his murders were first noticed on nobby beach (queensland) (australia)#so hes called the ghost of nobby beach#or nobbo for short#because hes australian#does anyone want or need australian mermaid murder death note au called nobbo? why did i write this#when will i finish it

thank you for your interest and everyone else who has shown interest in death nobbo. this is a post about death nobbo, my death note h2o just add water au which takes place in queensland australia

they are Australian and live on the gold coast and light is a uni student who becomes a mermaid. because he is a normal person he realises this is his opportunity to kill people. he also has a pretty, shiny tail.

L is a detective whose attention is drawn to this weird string of drownings in Queensland, Australia. he comes down to investigate.

to answer your actual question:

light drowns people by waiting for them to go surfing or swimming or whatever and then flipping their boards etc and dragging them at top speed into a rip. he holds them down or tangles them up so they can't stick their arms up for lifeguards

L thinks it's sus that all these experienced beachgoers are making mistakes like this and that nobody's managed to call a lifeguard in time. a couple of lifeguards have reported seeing a bit of a commotion where victims are drowning, but get out there too late, and it seems like all of them are physically not able to hold their arms up

here are the rest of my notes in the planning doc and some excerpts:

L doesn't enrol in UQ (is light more of a QUT bitch) but does just like, show up? maybe he gives a talk? i think light is studying law because i want to be self fucking indulgent. so maybe L (via screen) gives a lecture for criminal justice students and starts asking people what they think about the nobbo murders. someone's like so you think it's definitely murder and not just people drowning? L is like you're a beach city. drownings aren't uncommon, but this many drownings from people who are all familiar with the ocean terrain and beach safety makes it very unlikely.

(translator's note: UQ is university of queensland, QUT is queensland university of technology)

He picks light out from the audience because he's already profiled him and they have a discussion

later on L shows up physically at the cafe where light works and asks if he'd like to go swimming. while light is working on how to get out of that one, L goes, oh no, I've forgotten my beach wear. let's go play tennis instead.

lights like internal monologue there's a surf shop next door. light yagami would probably just offer to lend L a rashie or say they can go next door to pick one up. if I take this out, will he thinks I'm suspicious? does he think I'm nobbo? but I can't go swimming or he'll realise the truth.

(translator's note: 'rashie' is aussie slang for 'rash guard' or 'rash shirt' and it's swimwear that is a shirt)

while light is freaking out, L is like, actually there's a mini golf place near mermaid beach I really want to try, so let's go swimming another time. light's like well okay

so they go have a gay game of mini golf. l asks light how mermaid beach got its name and if he thinks mermaids are real. they discuss nobbo.

why did i name him nobbo

misa is light's coworker btw. at some point she also becomes a mermaid and light has to stop her rom exposing them both because she is not very careful

light entered the pool alone so got all three powers - hydrokinesis, cryohydrokinesis and thermocryokinesis

and here's. fuckin, whatever

also the only important line in this au

[fbfh]

Hi, how are you?? Currently can't get Logan's sexy ass surprising me with a Birkin out of my head, if you could write something with this that would be amazing!!! Love ya sm btw.

BABES ISTG WE ARE ON THE SAME WAVE LENGTH. literally Logan is so hnnnng. you just wanna bite him. he wants to bite you. you're catching up between classes and he very casually goes "oh, I think this is for you, ace..." and hands you this bigass orange shopping bag. you look at him and he watches you fight a smile.

"go on, open it." he encourages, surprised at how excited he is to see what you think. You dig through the tissue paper and pull out a huge orange box wrapped in black ribbons, and within that is the most beautiful bag you've ever seen. you've drooled over them in fleeting moments, an ad here, a magazine there, but you never ever thought you would have one. at least not so soon. you're still in college, and now you're holding a crisp, fresh birkin that smells like new leather and cold department store air.

"oh... my god!" you exclaim. he starts to ask if you like it, even though he knows you do. before he can get the words out, you've thrown your arms around him hugging him more tightly than ever.

"oh my god I love it! thank you-" you exclaim, your voice muffled into his neck as you punctuate your gratitude with kisses. he laughs. he actually lets out a giggling, bubbling laugh. he can't remember the last time he laughed like that, felt like this. if you start to feel guilty, or like you couldn't possibly accept it, he'll stop you right there. "if you keep that up, I'll buy you one in every color." and it works because of course it does. it's Logan.

that almost immediately becomes your favorite bag. you use it every day for everything. Logan watches in loving admiration as it follows you on dates, on nights at his place, nights at yours. he watches fondly as the leather grows less stiff, as it gets little wrinkles and crinkles. he watches as you tie a ribbon onto the handle, and later when some stickers show up on the side. he loves ever sign of wear and tear, ever sticker and stain and keychain it collects, becuase each new mark means you've spent more and more time together.

normally time progressing spent with one person would freak him out. it would make him feel suffocated, get itchy feet. but not with you. not with your birkin. he starts looking forward. he's determined to make it to the day, to be the one to replace it for you when you decide it's finally on its last legs. he wonders if that's what marriage feels like, what it's like to start a family. to feel so nostalgic for how things were but so eager to how things will be, all while soaking up every moment of exactly how they are.

he thinks he could do that. he wants to do that. with you.

[welovenightcord]

Hello how are you doing

Can I ask you for headcanons for nagi and bachira for love at first sight thank you your amazing

A/N: I'm feeling bad because my school will start in a few day. 😭 I will start a new school and I know that all of them will be freak. And I will need to wake up early.💀💀

Characters: Nagi seishiro, Bachira Meguru.

Warning: English isn't my first language. I'm sorry If there's any mistakes!

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

Love at First Sight!!

Bachira Meguru ✩

♡ People always call Meguru a freak becuase he always talks about his monster.

♡ You didn't think he is really *that* bad. Yeah, he was a little bit weird but not too bad.

♡ One day, you saw him while being bullied by a group bully.

♡ Oh. Maybe things is worse than you thought—

♡ But hey, no one deserves being bullied right?

♡ You went to the group and told them to leave him alone.

♡ After a while, you approached Bachira and looked at his face.

♡ Oh god... he could feel the blush on his cheeks. He must be looked like a tomato.

♡ “Hey... you didn't need to save me. I'm used to this.” He said with a sad smile.

♡ “But you don't deserve to being bullied because of you're weird!”

♡ He felt weird... but in a good way. He giggled and thanked you.

♡ Your beauty and kind personality didn't leave his mind since that day!!

Nagi Seishiro ✩

♡ Your seatmate, Nagi seishiro. He was like a baby. He always slept and played video games.

♡ One day, you saw him standing alone.

♡ “Uhh... Rain, what a pain...” He murmured.

♡ Maybe sharing your umbrella with Nagi isn't bad idea at all.

♡ “Hello! I heard you and... we can share my umbrella If you want too.”

♡ He looked at you with his half-open eyes and nodded.

♡ While you two walk, you noticed that he was staring at you.

♡ “Hey... the boys in our class always talking about you. I didn't even pay attention to you at all but you have a pretty cute face.”

♡ You felt yourself blushing. “Thanks...” Did he just flirt with you?!

♡ The next day, you saw him that approaching you.

♡ “Thank you for sharing your umbrella with me... here.” and he gave you your favorite chocolate. <3

[newtthetranswriter]

Kind of a specific request, but I’ll ask anyway. So Erza discovers that her crush is actually a runaway prince/princess from a far off kingdom looking for a new life. What’d be her initial reaction?

A/n: Thank you for the request. I will say I've never written for Erza before so hopefully this isn't too ooc. I also decided to do this as headcanons becuase you didn't say if you wanted a one shot or not so i hope that's ok. Any ways enjoy and remember to hydrate or diedrate.

Erza finding out her crush is runaway Royalty:

At first she is confused, but after thinking about your personality and the way you carry yourself it's clear you grew up in higher society

She can understand running away for a new life and to escape the past, after all that's kinda what she was doing for awhile

After the shock wears off she'd probably ask if you want to talk about it, if you do she'll listen and if you don't she'll respect that and drop the subject

It definitely won't affect how she see's you, after all Fairy Tail is full of misfits from all different backgrounds, so why would she judge you

If anyone does judge you about it she will shut them down real quick, saying that if they have a problem with you they have have problem with her

And if you wish for her to help you keep the secret she'll gladly make sure that it stays between you too

Erza is respectful above all else so she will only act in away that you would approve, well other than threatening anyone who insults you but that's just how she is

though, even if she acts like it's not a big deal she does internally freak out because if you're royalty and you get married then she will be royalty as well (yes she thinks this even if you have no clue that she likes you)

(divider by @/cafekitsune)

[the-fiction-witch]

I Dare You... P1

Media The Artful Dodger

Character Jack Dawkins

Couple Jack X Reader

Rating Cute + Funny

I sat on the theatre steps bottle in my hand, and a few steps up with a bottle of his own sat Dr Dawkins, Together we were... tipsy. 

But It was understandable, It had been a boring day. 

A storm hung over Port Victory the sky dark and grey, rain battering the earth, the lights lit to try and starve the dark, most if not everyone huddled away in their homes, in that quiet where people don't want to go out as anything important isn't worth getting soaked over.

The hospital had been fairly quiet today, with only a few little things to deal with but not much else.

The sound of the wind and rain battering the world coming though the large window in the theatre, shadows of the rain across the bloody operating table. 

So as we had little to do, Jack and I sat on the theatre seats with a beer each. 

We had said we'd remain mostly sober, just one drink but in the boredom and darkness of the day, I don't think anyone can blame us for the few we had. 

"Jack?"

"Umm?" He mumbled as he sipped his drink, his feet up on the wooden seats his arm leant over his knee, 

"I'm bored," I said but then it clicked, 

"Yep."

"There's nothing to do."

"Yep."

"Jack... Entertain me."

"Why?"

"Because I'm bored."

"How about... we play a game?"

"Ohh? What sort of game?" I glared, "Becuase we're not playing Jack says! I'm not falling for that again." 

"Ohhh come on it was fun!"

"It was not! something else."

"Fine... How about truth or dare?"

"Are we sixteen? Is this a sleepover?"

"Just trying to help, fine I'll shut up." He said as he sipped his drink again, 

"Fine, Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Alright...  when was the last time you cried?"

For a moment he glared at me, "I am not drunk enough for this... uhhh Yesterday probably."

"Why?"

"I stubbed my toe getting out of bed,"

"Awwww, that's fair."

"Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Hum... What's something you do, when you think you're alone?"

"bite my nails."

"Why?"

"I don't know if it's comforting, and my mum used to slap my hands for doing it I just kinda absentmindedly do it when alone." 

"You shouldn't do that."

"Yeah yeah, I know." I rolled my eyes "Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Do you... have anyone you hate?"

"How long have you got" he chuckled,

"Really?"

"I hate a lot of people. People are dicks," He shrugs, "Truth or dare?"

"truth," 

"If you could have any animal as a pet what would you have?"

"A bat."

"Really?"

"Yeah, there freaking adorable." 

"Fair enough." 

This went on for a while of back and forth with various questions none of which were all that interesting, 

"When was the last time you had a bath?"

"...That seems invasive." He chuckled, "And your tone implies you're gonna judge my answer."

"Yes. Yes, I am Jack."

"...Last week."

"You're a gross little man."

"I know," He sighed, "Truth or dare?"

"Uhhh Dare!"

"Oohh Brave girl, Alright finish your drink."

I rolled my eyes and forced down the rest of my bottle, "Truth or dare."

"truth."

"You can't pick truth forever Jack,"

"Next time."

"What's the best advice someone has ever given you?"

He chuckled a little, "I was once told, that no matter what you do in life there are three options, You can do it good, you can do it fast, you can do it easy. But you can only pick two, so if it's good and fast it's not gonna be easy, if it's easy and fast it's not gonna be good, if your trying to make it easy and good well you're not gonna be fast. Think about that a lot."

"Hu... That is kinda insightful. Who told you that?"

"Captian Grimm. Served under him in the navy." 

"He sounds like a very smart man,"

"He could be." He nodded, "truth or dare?"

"truth."

"What's the most trouble you've ever been in?"

"Ohhh Uhhh? My mother caught me cutting the heads off my dolls as a kid."

"Why?"

"I was crazy."

"was?"

"Hey!"

"Sorry."

"It's fine." I glared, "Truth or dare."

"truth."

"Jack!"

"Last one I swear."

"What's your greatest fear?"

"Intimacy. Abandonment and silence."

"Why the silence?"

"You spent ten years on a ship in pitch black, completely silent, it freaks you out." 

"Fair enough,"

"What are you scared of?"

"I didn't say truth,"

"No, I'm just asking you."

"...Time."

"Time?"

"it's ever going, ever flowing constantly nature."

"Fair enough." 

[whereonceiwasfire]

I saw @theshadowrealmitself's post the other day about what if a supervillain outed their secret identity becuase they infodumped to the cashier (who happens to be the hero) and you know I had to do a DP oneshot for it. It's a few different kinds of AU, so you just have to roll with me here.

Without further ado:

THE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT (EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE AN EGOMANIACAL SUPERVILLAIN)

Automatic doors slide apart with a woosh as Danny bursts through the entrance of Hattie's Haunted Hardware Emporium, unzipped backpack barely caught in the crook of his elbow, one arm stuffed through the armhole of the gaudy yellow vest of his uniform. 

He's out of breath as he scrambles past the customer service desk, gives a frantic, “I'm here, I'm here!” to the startled employee behind the computer as hops the counter. He’s sprinting past stacked boxes of returns for the door with a STAFF ONLY sign slapped askew across the chipping green paint when a voice stops him in his tracks. 

“Danny Fenton.” The words drip cool disapproval, and Danny's shoulders immediately hunch toward his ears, his fingers uncurling from around the door handle. 

So close. 

“Y-yes?” He slowly turns around, his expression sheepish as he comes to face Hattie herself. 

She stands, hands on her hips, eyes narrowed, a MANAGER tag pinned to the chest of her tucked in shirt. The polo is the same hideous yellow as Danny's vest but has the Hattie's Hardware logo—a floating hammer surrounded by a ghostly glow—sewn onto the breast pocket. A funny gag, no doubt, when the place decided to open in the heart of haunted AF Amity Park. Less funny, probably, now that the store room is in disarray every other day because some low-level specter keeps casting stock haphazardly about and flinging empty boxes everywhere.

“You're late,” manager Hattie says, expression pinching. “Again.” 

“Aha. Yeah. About that.” Danny scrubs the back of his neck with a palm, teeth bared on something that's more a grimace than a smile. “The bus was behind schedule?” 

She doesn't look particularly like she believes him, which is entirely valid, since it's a bald-faced lie. But what is he supposed to say? That he got sidetracked by his new archnemesis, that freaking Plasmius ghost, because the guy somehow managed to compel an entire doggie daycare to do his bidding? What that crackpot needed a canine army for, Danny didn't even want to know, but he wasn't about to just let it go down. Stopping ghosts is kind of his whole shtick as town hero, after all. 

He’s just lucky the whole thing didn’t take that long—once Danny managed to snap his fluffy foes out of their trance, they kind of took care of Plasmius for him. Guess they weren't too happy about being mind controlled. Go figure.

But again, Danny can’t exactly just come out and tell his manager, well, any of this. As far as everyone knows, Danny Fenton is a very normal, very human kid—one who maybe isn’t great at the whole being punctual thing and has a penchant for running to the bathroom when ghosts show up—but otherwise exhibits no symptoms of being undead. He’s hoping to keep it that way.  

Manager Hattie’s eyes narrow, as if she can tell what he’s thinking, but she just gives a curt jerk of her chin in the direction of the staff room. 

“Don’t let it happen again,” she says, and he gives an overzealous nod of assent as he lets out the breath trapped in his chest. 

“You got it, boss!” he says, giving her a two-fingered salute and throwing himself into the back before she can change her mind. 

***

“That’ll be eight twenty-two. How will you be paying for that?” It comes out a bored drawl as Danny shifts his weight from one foot to the other.

“It’ll be cash—just—give me a sec. I know I had change in here somewhere.” 

“Sure, no problem.” 

Danny crosses his arms over the chest of his garish vest and tips his gaze toward the industrial ceiling, trying to find literally anywhere to look so he’s not the overly intense cashier staring at the woman across the counter as she rummages through her oversized, bubblegum purse for a couple of nickels.  

He hadn’t even wanted to get a job—staying on top of school, protecting the town from ghosts, and keeping his secret identity from everyone in his life was enough of a struggle, nevermind trying to fit his weekend sentences at Hattie’s Hardware into the mix. But turns out if you break your phone (in a ghost fight), lose a couple of backpacks (after dumping them in an alley so you can go stop a bank robbery), mysteriously misplace articles of clothing (AKA, throw them away because ectoplasm apparently doesn’t come out in the wash), or otherwise ask your parents to replace your crap enough times without a decent explanation, they’ll stop paying for it.

So, as much as he’d love to not be watching stacks of nickels, pennies, and dimes grow on his counter—the bottle-blonde slapping each coin down with a decisive clack before thrusting her arm back into the depths of her bag—he really can’t get fired. Not only does he desperately need a new pair of shoes after stepping in a suspicious puddle Cujo left behind (please just let it have been radioactive drool), but he has to prove to his parents that he’s responsible, even if he’s going through a bit of a “destructive phase” with his belongings.

“Eight twenty-two!” the woman declares proudly, hiking her purse up onto her shoulder and beaming down at the skyscraper diorama of coins piled up on his counter. “I told you I had change.” 

“Yes. You did,” Danny says with a defeated breath, scooping the first stack of nickels into his hand, and spreading them out across his palm. 

Five, ten, fifteen…

“It’s eight twenty-two. Trust me.” 

“Sorry, policy. I have to double check,” Danny says with his best apologetic grimace before turning his gaze back down to the coins in his hand. 

Five, ten, fifteen…

“Well, that’s kind of unfair, don’t you think? Isn’t the customer always right?” 

“Right, of course.” 

Twenty, twenty-five, thirty…     

“This is a bad look. It makes it feel like you don’t trust your clientele.” 

Danny gives a half-hearted shrug, not lifting his eyes from the coins. “Sorry. Not my policy.” 

Thirty-five, forty, forty-five…

“Well, I never.” 

Danny makes the mistake of looking up as the woman tsks, gripping the strap of her bag and giving him a scandalized glower.

“Sorry,” he says again, shoulders slumping as he lets out a sigh, his gaze falling back to the mess of nickels in his hand.

Five, ten, fifteen…

***

Danny’s fellow cashier heads up for their lunch during the mid-afternoon lull, leaving Danny up front alone, standing at his till, pretending to be busy in case Hattie wanders past. He types random SKU numbers into the computer to see if it’ll bring up anything, he flips through the binder of faded lumber codes, he sprays his counter down with a bottle of something that smells like death and wipes it away with paper towels that come away gray with grime, he sorts the air fresheners that hang on a display beside his counter. And after all that is done, he’s managed to kill about seven minutes. 

It’s almost a relief when a customer finally wanders up to his till. Almost. 

The man wordlessly plops a length of cord, a roll of duct tape, and a box of garbage bags down on the counter—doesn’t even bother to glance up at Danny, just rolls up the cuff of his dark suit jacket and checks his watch as though the point five seconds he’s been waiting is already too long. 

Danny manages to plaster on his best customer-service smile, hoping his eyes don’t give away the “not this asshole again”  that he’s thinking. 

Nearly once a week, buddy here shows up—way overdressed, with his smarmy ponytail and his suit—acts put out that he has to breathe the same air as the rest of Amity Park’s peons, then proceeds to purchase some of the sketchiest shit Hattie’s Hardware has to offer. Danny’s always left wondering if he should be calling the police instead of ringing up the serial killer’s checklist of supplies on his counter.

But, honestly, he does not get paid enough to keep tabs on Hannibal Lector over there, so he lets it slide. 

“Find everything you were looking for today?” Danny asks as he tips the garbage bags on their side and scans the code on the bottom with a beep.

The man gives the vaguest grunt of acknowledgement, and just before his sleeve falls back in place over the face of his Rolex, Danny notices the fresh scratches marking the man’s pale forearm. 

His brow furrows, but instead of prying, he just plucks up the duct tape and cracks a friendly joke as he twists the roll to find the barcode. “Already got the shovel and axe at home, hunh? Good for you.”

The beep is the only thing to split the silence, and when Danny glances up, it’s to find the man’s dark gaze pinned on him, lips pursed on a thin line. He is very much not laughing.

“Just ah—a joke.” Danny blanches as he gestures weakly at the items on the counter. “Because uhm. You know. If you had a shovel and axe, this would look kind of like you were, ah…”

“I get it,” the man answers frostily.

“Okay,” Danny answers, chastened as he drops his head and picks up the rope. 

Immediately, he can tell Sketchy McBillionaire completely ignored the sign in the hardware aisle asking customers to get an employee’s assistance with the custom lengths of cord—there’s absolutely no SKU or length written anywhere, but Danny makes a show of turning the rope in his hand anyway. 

“Shoot. It looks like your label must have fallen off?” he says, doing his very best not to sound too accusatory, just in case the guy really isn’t above murder. 

“I’m sorry?” the man asks pointedly, brow arching, and it is so very clearly not an apology. 

“Uhm. Well. Since you grabbed a custom length of rope instead of a pre-measured spool, there should be a tag on here somewhere. I need that to ring you up,” Danny tries, gesturing uselessly at the cord.

“Are you serious?” the man asks, teeth gritting. “This is just what I need right now.” 

“I can, uh, page someone from hardware to get us the number?” 

“No need. I’ll go get a pre-measure spool.” The words drip with derision, as if this is somehow Danny’s fault, as the man snaps up the rope and twists on his heel. 

“Actually—” Danny cuts in, withering under the man’s icy gaze as he snaps his head back around. Sheepishly, he continues, “Once the length has been cut, we can’t really keep it…” 

The man’s shoulders heave with a deep breath, his grip curling tight around the cord between his fingers.

“Fine,” he snaps, tossing the looped rope back onto the counter with a thud. “But make it quick. I’ve already been significantly delayed today.” 

Danny gives a curt nod, picking up the receiver beside his register and paging for a hardware employee, his crackly, amplified voice sounding weak as it reverberates through the store. Which is so stupid. He’s a literal superhero—can punch a ghost three ways into next Thursday—so why is he cowed by some guy strutting around the hardware store in a suit?

Maybe because he knows punching this dude isn't an option unless he wants to get fired.

Ugh, why do bad things always happen to him?

Danny tries to play nice—determining not to piss the guy off or lose his job—and schools his features into an affable smile. 

“It’ll just be a couple minutes,” he says.

The man gives a tight “hmmm,” crossing his arms over his chest, brows dropped low over cold blue eyes.

As the silence stretches between them, Danny awkwardly drumming his fingers against the metal till top, the urge to claw out of his skin grows unbearable. Against all better judgment, he finally blurts, “how’s your day going so far?”

“You want to know how my day is going?” The man’s tone drips vitriol, teeth bared as he steps in closer to the till. There’s something hysteric in the twist of the words as he repeats himself. “You want to know how my day is going?”

Danny tries to backpedal, jerkily shakes his head no, but it’s too late. The man gives a laugh somewhere just left of unhinged (why does it almost sound familiar?) and is off on a tangent before Danny can stop him.  

“My day started with a very unwelcome intrusion, weeks of hard work thrown out the window because of some insolent boy and his need to stick his nose in where it doesn’t belong. My day found me bitter and behind schedule, interrupted at a crucial moment because someone has decided to treat my work like some blasted video game. My day”—the man’s eyes dart to the nametag on Danny’s vest, heedless of the way he’s stiffened, heart beating hard in his throat—“Daniel, has left me thwarted, again, an extension of a dismal several months in this wretched town, a string of one disappointment after another. And now I’m delayed once more, stuck waiting here with you, for someone to perform a menial task on my behalf since you can’t identify a length of rope. So tell me, boy. How do you think my day has been going?”

It’s how he spits the word boy, the cadence of the diatribe, the implication behind the words.

Danny just stares at the man, wide-eyed, any kind of response at all sticking in his throat as his palms brace against the back of the till.

It's then the employee from hardware comes bounding over, her cheery, freckled face split on a smile, oblivious to the weighted silence. “How can I help y'all?” 

“I need a price on this.” The man practically snarls the words, snatching the cord and thrusting it at Poppy or Penny or…Genevieve?

Crap. Danny has got to get better at remembering his coworkers’ names.

“O-oh,” she stammers.

“The SKU actually,” Danny manages, and her expression softens with relief—that that’s all he needs, that she doesn't have to put up with this nightmare of a man before them.

She pulls free a small notebook from a pocket in her ugly vest. Thwipping through the pages, she drops a glance to the rope in her hands, flips a little further, then reads off some digits from her hand-scrawled notes. Danny taps them in obediently as Poppy/Penny/Genevieve turns the rope forward and back. 

“Probably about twelve feet,” she guesstimates. 

“Awesome, thank you,” Danny says, the price coming up on screen as he taps in a one-two and thumbs enter.

The man has barely moved, his expression all hard, sharp, unimpressed lines as he stands back and watches them with crossed arms. Poppy/Penny/Genevieve flickers a glance in his direction, then away. 

“Noproblemhereyougotalktoyoulater,” she says, the sentence coming out in one hurried breath as she drops the cord on Danny's counter and bolts. 

With her gone, it's just Danny, the silver-haired man, and the suffocating tension between them once again. 

Danny knows he should focus on getting the purchase rung through and getting the guy out of here, but can't help the beat too long he stares at the man.

He's about the right height, the same goatee, the graying stripe parting his long hair. 

“I don’t have all day.”

“Right!” Danny starts, shifting his attention back to his till’s screen, his pulse fluttering in his chest. Could it be? “Uhm. That comes to—” 

“Yes, yes, it’ll be on credit,” the man interrupts, thrusting a black card at him. 

Danny catches the card against his chest, holds it there as he mashes the man’s total into the debit machine. Before swiping the card, he turns a glance down to the plastic in his hand, his eyes roving past the long string of numbers and the expiration date to find the raised silver lettering beneath.

Vlad Masters. 

His gaze lifts, and he finds the man—Vlad—watching him impatiently. Danny jerks his eyes away as he swipes the card, hands it back, places the printed receipt on the counter to be signed. 

Vlad huffs—doesn't say a word as he fishes a pen from his inside pocket and scrawls a quick, jagged signature.

The arch of his brow, the condescending weight of his gaze, the impatient snap of his movements...

As the man gathers up his supplies, scowling, and pushes through the exit, Danny picks up the merchant copy of the receipt left on his counter. His gaze fixes on the V. Masters on the till paper, his lips twisted on a frown. 

He doesn't know how it's possible, but he thinks that man—Vlad Masters—is his archrival. 

Which means…Plasmius is a half-ghost?

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

smoking weed kinda alwaus covered up the fact that i am extremely intense and constantly bewiledered by the fact i had to watch a man die as a child & i dont know anyone else who experienced this so ive never really related to another person. Like ever since that happened i had to smoke so muchhh weed to stop my brain from reminding me every single moment we're alive is the most alive we'll ever be so we have to cherish it to its utmost glory we have to express ourselves to the highest degree we have to bare our entire souls and all our vulnerabilities and never regret staying alive purely for the vividness of every single moment + the awareness of the layers of every moment that came before it Becuase it scares people when they learn you feel that way. they think you're crazy and yeah I Am crazy like im too crazy to not be on downers 24/7 so i can just merely present myself to the world without freaking the shit out of everyone but i hate being dull i hate it so bad i just want to be fucking crazy and free i actually love the unhinged horrific perspective i was unwillingly thrown into like a brick thru a windowpane. my life rules and my beautiful mind rules too i'll never be chill i'll always be a child of death and i love that truthfully i do. i simply must own it or it will own me.

[sky-is-the-limit]

I like König purely becuase tall masked man but Gaz. Our man Gaz. He's beautiful. He's committed to what he believes in and he delivers some good one liners. In my eyes it's the same shit different fandom. Whenever a popular piece of media gains traction the only poc characters mysteriously disappear. I want to make it clear to the finicky people of fandoms you don't have to read or write or draw characters you don't like.That being said a discussion needs to be had about how fandoms often treat poc characters. To see people replace the main character with someone not even evolved in the main campaign is mind boggling. "But I don't know Gaz well enough" then you don't know Price well enough seeing as they're with each other most of the campaign. "But the actors sexuality" let me tell yall now how yall don't care. There's plenty of actors whose characters you write for are married with whole ass families or of a different sexuality and you still write their characters ignoring those facts. Yall didn't care before and yall dont care now don't try and act like you have some sort of upper ground. If you're not attracted to Gaz that's fine no one is forcing you to be. But completely writing out his character or not including him in TF 141 edits is mad. There's plenty of fics I've read where Gaz is not the main love interest but more of a friend/brotherly figure but at least he is there and the writer does his character justice. But I will say the Gaz fics are some of the fluffiest ones I've read. Real heart warming stuff.

AMEN. I also thirst after König because he's a big masked man, I devour all the smut content and the edits, I'm as thirsty as the next hoe in this place, there's nothing wrong with thirsting after König or Keegan or whoever else. There's also nothing wrong with NOT thirsting after Gaz, like no one is forcing someone to like a character they don't, that's just stupid. Also if you haven't played the games because you don't have access to do so or even don't want to that's totally valid and fine, many people read the wikis/watch vids/engage with the fandom and that's really cool to see, even if you're just here to thirst, been there done that.

With that being said, the stupid excuses that raise concern in this fandom are totally valid to be talked about. 1) "I'm not attracted to Gaz/I don't add him in 141 thirst content because Elliot is gay" What does the actor's sexuality have to do with the character? As far as I know Gaz' sexuality is nowhere discussed or confirmed, same way for the rest of the characters so why on earth does Elliot's sexuality matter in this context?

I don't see this being a big deal to people who ship Ghost x Soap since Neil and Samuel are only involved with women irl because guess what? It.doesn't.matter. They're ACTORS. Their personal lives have nothing to do with the characters they portray so why is it only an issue when it comes to Gaz/Elliot?

2) "I don't know him well enough." From that it's clear that you haven't played the games cause Gaz is literally who you play as in both MW1/MW2 so you know him as much as Price and MORE than Ghost or Soap. Which again, it's totally fine but when it's paired with König who you literally don't know cause that mf has only 1 paragraph on his wiki and the only thing said about him is that he had anxiety growing up (that some people infantilize and it's weird) in freaking 141 content that he has NOTHING to do with but leave out the first member of TF141 then...?

I've had many people under my posts commenting that the way some people treat Gaz in this fandom feels kinda racist and I admit this was not my initial thought due to me being privileged enough to not have it as such but after reading all these comments it does seem that way for some (like I said many do it due to either thirsting after masked men or haven't played/bothered with the games) and it's not fucking okay cause that goes further than fiction (someone said that 'oh they're fictional, they don't care if they're included or not' yeah Emily but you're excluding a 141 member from 141 content who happens to be a poc and his VA/FA is a gay man so let's talk about it.)

To the people who get annoyed/upset that I talk about this as if I don't have the right to, if you're in a fandom you can talk about the things you don't like/criticise certain behaviour without it being "such a big deal" since we're talking about fictional characters, when people are engaging with a fandom, spend hours reading/watching/playing content, they're also allowed to talk about things they don't like in said fandom. Relax.

Anyway, stan Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick cause he's the coolest mf in MW ✌️

[lillytalons]

I need just a whole collection of the witty things Shallan has said, but my favorite quote that I've read so far is her conversation with Adolin where he's like, 'you're really pale'

'it's natural'

'because you're Veden?'

'becuase I'm always at the edge of panic these days'

She's trying to be all feminine and flirty and failing so badly because she just can't keep her brain to mouth filter functioning for more than 10 minutes. She's giving away bits of her plan to people constantly and they don't notice because they don't realize she tells the truth nearly as much as she does. It's great. And Adolin is already smitten with her becuase of how unconventional she is which is even better.

(Also her banter with Kaladin is freaking hilarious. I'm so ready for these three brilliantly competent idiots to be besties.

[blood-injections]

Hmm another android au idea and also venom sib angst. So. Asshole Party Poison thats like stuck up and doesn't see droids as people and doesn't think they're alive. Versus,, theres a few options here. Asshole Party versus Ghoul whos secretly an android that escaped the city, and hides it because well, as you can imagine, people dont always have the best reactions. But one day hes hurt or something and they all find oit and either Partys like. Well i know you you're my friend ive seen you scream and cry and laugh and have nightmares and be a person, so i guess i was wrong, sorry if i ever made you think you couldn't trust me because of that.

Or. It goes the bad route and Party freaks out, and accuses Ghoul of being a spy or something and tells him to leave and theyre both yelling and he leaves because surprise! he doesn't feel safe anymore, and in his mind hes been abandoned like he has by everyone else, and he hates himself for what he is and how it drives people away. Meanwhile the crew is tearing itself apart becuase Kobra and Jet don't have the same reservations as Party about droids and Kobra especially gets pissed and storms off after his best friend that was just fucking kicked out so there's the venom sibling angst there too and jets just like freaking out like worried for ghoul and dissapointed in party but also shes just like in shock because shes desert born she knew there were droids in the city but nothing really about them like what they looked like or if they were people or if they could even leave the city and ots all something shes never thought of till now, when suddenly one of her friends is one. So shes a mess and shes torn between going and finding ghoul and Kobra or staying and dealing with party all the while trying to work out her own opinion on it all, which ends up being that she may not know anything about androids but ghoul is still ghoul.

There could also be a venom sibling version of all this, where, again, asshole party poison, but its kobra thats the droid, and maybe hes always been or maybe poison did have a sibling once but they were replaced for some reason and what replaced them became Kobra. Maybe Kobra doesn't even know hes one. Maybe they're not blood siblings, maybe Kobra was a kid poison picked up off the streets or early on in he zones, and theyre not blood but they might as well be, but kobras secretly an android. Or maybe something horrible happened to him, and he was recently turned into one, whether he was experimented on or something equally horrible, and his mind was transferred into the body of an android or he was just so fucked up that like everything in his body was replaced by mechanics, maybe purely as an experiment to see if it worked, if someone could survive all that and still have a fighting spirit.

Whatever it is, then everyone finds out, party finds out and same thing, either theyre like oh i was wrong, yea of course you're still my brother, or party freaks out, feels betrayed, scared that there was an imposter in their life for so long, and accuses kobra of being a spy or whatever, and kobra like im your brother. Please. And Poisons like but you're not. You're not, you're a fake, you're not human. And yeah. Venom sibling angst. Yum.

[bellascarousel]

you know why i do this???? of caming here and ask you to not be suchna a fatphobic, just becuase it is painful to see woman ( even plus sice woman, as you said you are) mocking on a woman who is a plus size too, yeah this is a fictional character who not even exist but what you did to her trandsfer to real life, as you mock and treat her bad wishing her t end alone or not accept in the bridgerton family is what you will do to other fat woman . And not suggest me therapy or that i have problems, simone is a freaking bad person and you all support that!!!!

All right. You know what? I'm going to answer all of your stupid, bullying, harassment disguised as "asks". Some of this may get redundant, because YOU are redundant. Constantly saying the same thing over and over and over and over. You're fucking exhausting, honestly.

This is gonna be long, since I'm answering like half a dozen asks all at once. So, rant is below the cut.

I do not know how many times I can tell you that I'm not fucking fatphobic, and my problem with Penelope Featherington has nothing to do with her weight. But, apparently we're going to try to answer THAT question tonight, too. Yeah. I don't like her character. Because of her fucking ACTIONS. But, I know that you will give me more opportunities to talk about this, so whatever. Moving on.

what it is disgusting is you liking and supporting simone ashley that much when it is clear she is evil. While trashing plus sizes. Also it ks sad and disgustin how you probably laugh and ock with your friends in privat about polin sex scenes, what... you laugh at nic`s belly?? ohh yes fucking disuting simone is skinny bitch with flat stomach, not any fat there SHIT!!! life is so much more easy for her because of it and you all still support her .

What is so "evil" about Simone? The fact that she's skinny? I'm sure Nicola would just LOVE to see how her so-called "fans" (we will definitely get to why you aren't actually a fan of hers, later) trash-talk one of her friends. I have never "trashed" Nicola. I may talk trash about PENELOPE - the FICTIONAL CHARACTER - because of her actions and the way she was written. But, I have no fucking problem with NICOLA as a person. And certainly not with her looks. She's fucking gorgeous. I will admit to preferring the Kathony sex scenes to any of the ones in seasons 1 or 3, or in QC. But, that's because they're less graphic. I'd dislike them just as much if they were as "in your face" as the others. As for Simone having it easier than Nicola because of her size... honey, I can guarantee that a LOT more doors were closed to Simone for the color of her skin than were closed to Nicola for her weight.

and you know what?? eah, i search for your shit becuase what you wished for pen is what you did to poor fat irls who happened to jump into you in life

Can you please try to comprehend that not liking a fictional character for her ACTIONS in no way correlates to how I treat people in real life? Though, TBF, if somebody were to "jump into me" in real life, I probably would have fucking problems with them, too. Since, uh, pretty sure that phrase means giving people shit and fucking bullying them. So, yeah. I'd have a fucking problem with somebody "jumping into me" no matter WHAT they look like.

I don't consider show edwina or Mary not loving kate. Why you keep putting them as the evil ones even in the show when they are not???

Because actions speak louder than words. And one conversation each, at the end of the season, doesn't make up for them ignoring her, and everything else. But, since I could write a fucking ESSAY on why I don't like show Mary, or show Edwina - especially in comparison to their book counterparts - I'm just going to leave it at that. They may have loved her because she was family (though, let's not forget Edwina disowning her), but they didn't love her as a person. They didn't even KNOW her as a person, and neither of them cared to even try until she almost died. Had Kate not had that accident, Edwina probably would have gone to her grave hating her for the crime of daring to have feelings of her own - that she didn't even act on.

Anthonh never was colinas father. Don't say BS , he was welcome st colin's bachelor party!! But he didn't care enough to go. When his brither was steuggling he only attempt to be smug and arrogant about his marriage instead of helping him!! I think that will be okey with you since you are a fatphobe and you only like toxic man

Umm... not only have I never said that Anthony was Colin's father, I've never heard anybody ELSE say that, either. And I've also never seen anybody say that Anthony wasn't invited to Colin's bachelor party. So... maybe stop getting mad at shit you make up in your own head? I don't know what the in-universe reason for Anthony not being there was. My personal guess is that either Kate was experiencing morning sickness and Anthony was taking care of her, or an emergency came up with the estate. Though, the real reason is that the production chose to film that scene during a time that Jonny wasn't available. There's a cynical part of me that wonders if they did it on purpose to create this fucking fandom drama. But, maybe that's just the fact that it's getting close to my bedtime talking.

And, okay. Yeah. Anthony is an idiot. A clown. He was still riding the high of somehow actually getting this woman to marry him after doing everything wrong. But, on that note. What advice was he going to give? "You saw what I did, last season? Don't do that." The simple truth is that Anthony had no advice to give, because he has no bloody clue how he ended up married to Kate. Would you actually WANT that idiot giving your fave relationship advice? Sounds like a good way to break Polin up, actually.

In lets run aways together the problem is not bagwell, is that you made edwina so badN that is not show edwina. And you made kate a bitch!! Trily she needed to humilate edwina and mary that much??? Threatening them to not have money !!!?? What a bitch!! It could have be funny if it os not sad how you like that your faves are bad people. You made kabtjiby so shit people and they ar eyour faves!! For kanthony fajs it is okey to cheat on your own sister and it is okey to threatenee them to be por and edwina need to end poor while kate got all.

Oh, here we go. First of all, so glad to see that you are now on-board with Bagwell. I'm guessing that's since she didn't end up with the prince in the show, either? But, I portrayed Edwina exactly the way I saw her. And... honestly, she turned out a lot nicer than I was expecting her to. I did NOT expect that convo with the queen where she realized and admitted her own faults.

But, where did Kate humiliate Edwina and Mary? I just read over the parts of LRAT where she talked to them and see nothing that could be considered humiliating. And where the fuck did I have them threaten them to be poor? Anthony provided them with an allowance - on top of providing a home for them. And then Anthony gave Edwina a dowry. At no time were either of them threatened to not have money. They had an allowance, they were GIVEN a home, Edwina had a dowry. The ONLY conditions on ANY of that was that for Edwina to get her dowry, she had to start treating Kate like an actual sister again, and she had to marry somebody who would actually make her HAPPY. Oh, the horror!

But! You know who WAS going to be poor if her family had their way? KATE. Mary and Edwina were both perfectly fine with the idea of Kate going back to India and becoming a servant when it was EDWINA that was going to be a rich viscountess. What Kate and Anthony gave Mary and Edwina was a fuck of a lot more than Mary and Edwina would have given Kate.

why you like kanthony and why you hate polin??? wy you love kate and hate Pen???

Oh... this one is actually kind of fun! Kathony are... two little puzzle pieces that just fit together. They were made for each other. And not just in the sense that it's a romance novel, so of course they were written for each other. They just give the feeling of having been made for each other in-universe, too. They bring out the best in each other, and make each other better. I wrote a whole fucking essay about them embodying Edmund's line about how you can't give somebody your best until you've let them see your worst. I'm sure you've read it, since you stalk my blog like it's your job. And I relate to them. I relate to Kate feeling like she doesn't belong. I relate to Anthony feeling like nothing he does is ever right. I relate to feeling like not only does love need to be earned, but that you're failing to do so. I also love how they could be themselves with each other in a way they couldn't with anybody else. Like, Daphne mentioned before Anthony's first wedding how he never smiles or laughs anymore. But, he smiles and laughs with Kate. They healed each other.

I didn't finish Polin's book because it bored me. I loved Colin in every book but his own. In his book, I wanted to stab him. And the book was just boring in general. The best parts in it were Hyacinth and Felicity. I just never really got that "meant to be together" vibe from them that I got from Kathony. And they just... didn't really have any stakes. I think I like when my romance characters are damaged in some way. And Polin just really weren't. Which might be a big part of why their book bored me.

Comparing Kate to Pen... Kate made mistakes. Of course she did. But, she owned up to them. And most of them were made out of love. She loved Edwina and wanted her to have everything her heart desired. Even at the expense of Kate's own heart. Pen... most of her mistakes were out of jealousy and spite. And she never really atones for any of it.

You'll notice that I didn't mention appearance at all. Now, I challenge you to do the same. Tell me why you like Pen and not Kate, and Polin and not Kathony. But! You aren't allowed to mention Nicola's weight. I want to know what you like about Penelope as a CHARACTER.

you cynical bitch. Ypu post about fatness when you dislike Pen because you canpt stand a fat woman being love. If this wasn`t true you would have love her not matter what

OMFG! So-called Penelope stans actually respect Nicola's wishes and go a whole day without mentioning her weight, or calling her fat challenge! Nicola has asked, repeatedly, for people to not talk about her weight. But, that is all you people EVER talk about. You have absolutely zero respect for her as a person, and only pretend to give a shit about her because of her weight. If you were really a fan of hers, you would show some fucking respect and do as she has REPEATEDLY asked, and STOP CALLING HER FAT EVERY FUCKING DAY. I find it fascinating that you keep calling Kathony fans fatphobic, and yet, you literally see NOTHING about Nicola or Penelope except her weight. Honey, you're the one being fatphobic. Because you are the one reducing her to nothing but a number on a scale.

So, sorry. But, no. It doesn't work that way. Her weight doesn't give her a free pass. Penelope as a character is frankly a jealous bitch. And I am not required to love her despite that just because she also happens to be bigger. The two things are not at all related. I would hate Penelope's character even if she was as skinny as Kate.

So there! Most of your asks have now been answered. Now, leave me the fuck alone! Why don't you find some people who like the same things you do and talk about things you actually LIKE?! That sounds like a lot more fun than bullying and harassing people for the crime of not liking the same fictional character you do. Get a fucking life!

[gege-wondering-around]

I've got a no pressure whatsoever ask for you cariad! It just occurred to me to ask so I'll send before I forget!

What are your top 5 favourite love songs, and why?

hello my sweet friend! thank so so much for the sweet ask and so sorry to answer this so late but i only found some time today!

anyway, let's get this going!

soooooo...

to make it simple, the part that i'm gonna specifically refering to are two:

Sweet 16, how was I supposed to know anything?

because this song is all about the purify of the innocent love you find when you are both young and don't know anything. you don't know how to talk, you don't know what to say and on road trips (Bad luck to talk on these rides / Mind on the road, your dilated eyes) when you have nothing to do other than drive and sing, your mind start to wonder and you ask yourself how to live a love you're just beginning to understand.

and

I'm sure we're taller in another dimension You say we're small and not worth the mention You're tired of movin', your body's achin' We could vacay, there's places to go Clearly this isn't all that there is Can't take what's been given But we're so okay here, we're doing fine / Primal and naked You dream of walls that hold us imprisoned It's just a skull, least that's what they call it And we're free to roam

this. this because it's hopeful and full of struggles, this is all about wanting to be something else while being something we aren't able to accept. it's a hope that will never come to the surface cause neither in the couple can talk about it, neither can say anything cause Sweet 16, how was I supposed to know anything? and whoever is speaking (cause in the song this is like the most talked part, not even sang much - very beautiful to me, how it is expressed and how it echoes within people) wanna be something more, something free...

If you listen to this part, this sounds like a dying hope. something meant to never happen cause they never talked about any of it, cause when we are young, words ain't something we use much...

the whole freaking lyrics themselves says everything there is to say.

people forget what love is really about so often (in my opinion) and this song is a sweet, old reminder that love ain't about big things or any of that shit, it's all about true love and understanding and i love how the singer keep saying

Hey, lover!

because even the singer's lover forget what love is about, and the singer is trying to remind their partner that love isn't material.

love is a vow, love is a oath, because the feeling dies and love becomes a choise.

I mean, idk about others, but when you tryna save something, or you wanna try againt at something, or you just wanna your person to fight with you for 'us', there's a limit you can't pass.

Can you meet me halfway? Right at the borderline That's where I'm gonna wait for you I'll be looking out, night and day Took my heart to the limit, and this is where I'll stay / I can't go any further than this / I want you so bad, it's my only wish

becuase there's so much hope, so much wish, so much will to wait for something that may never arrive, for the other person to meet you helfway cause it ain't for everyone to come to terms with what happened or what could end up happening that they just go so far back in themselves that the only place you can wait for them is right at the borderline becuase if you overstep, you'll overstep the your self respect and pass onto their side, diving through what they are a bit too much.

Cause something people just wanna be left alove, or maybe they really don't want to be left and can't find a way to meet you somewhere manageable for you both.

but the singer's hope never dies. the cheering hope and sweet call of coming to meet her is not forced not is it begged. she ask to be met, hopefully, on the borerline of what they can be without merging into each other.

this is what love can also be, when you let the other be everything that will eventually destroy you cause you can't get enough of them, and i find it sweet and violent, innocent and obsessive (the type of love that looks good only on paper and fanfic, cause this can be very dangerous for people in love irl) but it's what love feels like.

to let the other have every little way to end you and still trstu them that they won't but that they also won't stop giving you whant you love the most about them (and you're willing to let them overdose you, even if they won't do it)

because if the singer could:

If your love was a pill, I'd overdose Wrap me in your arms 'til my heartbeat slows If your love was a cig', I'd smoke my lungs Every time I think I'm done, I need another one

becuase they WANNA be destroyed by their lover cause their love is has everything they want, and they are addicted to it. yet the other seems to not give the singer what he wants, he never gets the pill or the cig' cause the partner might know the long way both could go.

becuase maybe the partner knows about how much death love can cause, perpahs?

this.

And I said Wait just a little while And tell me where you've been I've been staying up at night Thinking about it And it's been oh so long That I've been feeling like this And I know that I've never been more sure

this is all about wanting to get deeper within the other, to knwo them more and to get a connection to form even deeper between both.

the man sing about his lady and their playful adventures they they both loved and treasured, but he still, wholeheartedly, wonder to get to know her more cause he loves her so much (without even needing to say so) that he longs to know her, to get to be part of her life by having her willingly share with him her stories from the past just to know her a little better.

and he ask

wait just a little while, and tell me where you've been

because he wants to know her for who she was and not onlt for the person he is being with in the moment, cause you never really form a connection with someone unless you're so invested in them that knowing almost doesn't fell as nearly enough, you need to feel them, to get to be someone they share stories with.

cause we are people made of stories. if we don't know and accept our past, we could never form a connection with someone who wanna knows us.

cause what will you tell them?

how can you describe who you are without picking up parts from your past?

plus:

honorable mention (in my native language)

this was the first love song i can remember and i shared this connection to this song with my first sweet love, back in time when we were fairly young and also stupid.

but whenever i feel lonely, or i get ask about a love song, this one comes to mind and every time, EVERY SINGLE TIME, i can only remeber a single verse of this song and i always end up having the hardest time to remember the title, cause it's been so long and i can't listen to this song without thinking about the past, sweet and painful as it was, for just a little while.

(plus the transaction in English if you are interested in founding out what the singer is saying -> link)

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anyway, this was a rollercostear through my playlists cause i never really thought of this, my fav love songs, and i did some digging to find the ones that could fir the best in this list.

i hope you'll like them and i can't wait to read about yours, cause im running to you ask box like the curious bird i am🫂

thank you again @dontcallpanic and i wish you all the best, thank you for being the splendid person that you are 🩵

[missmeinyourbones]

kin assign your moots :)

ok this has been sitting in my drafts for so long and kin is too hard so i decided to ship my mutuals... so basically i am not answering ur question but alas here we are

also i have a lot of mutuals so i think im just gonna do a few rn... maybe the ones i interact w the most or who i see the most on my dash ???? idk i also haven't talked to some of my mutuals bc im a dumb scared baby so if you are not on this list please do not crucify me i love u and if anyone wants a ship/more of these pls ask me i swear i can be normal

@crysugu - why do i wanna say... d-d-deku.... I DONT KNOW something about him is making a lot of sense with you! two lil sweethearts who are so so selflessly kind but ik u guys are Freaks when it comes to one another....

@soumies - i know megumi is such a safe answer but its so real... like so real i cant even think of another name to put down here. my two sweet little babies !!! :3 ;P you match one another energies so well... i trust him in ur hands (and more importantly, i trust u in his)

@alert-arlert - porco LMFAO its always gonna be porco with you ryn! i want you to walk him like a dog so fucking badly. he is so annoying and you are so powerful i just KNOW you have the ability to tame him. close second is hange tho for similar but less intense reasons

@ghostbeam - again there is no answer that is not dabi... but weirdly... i see you with dabi more than touya ??? idk something about the dabi-eqsue yearning closed barriers angsty dark love that shouldn't work but it does fits you guys so well. an icon in the dabi universe is what you are

@demxnscous - im fearful that im saying osamu. and im saying this because the way u write him is so RAW that you cant not be soulmates. i swear you could turn anyone on to him and THAT right there is such a power to wield.... the power of ur love for that man deserves this title

@izurou - SUNA please my favorite suna baby. he annoys you and you let him and its so beautiful. you just get him !!!!! which is tough but you're tougher. i think about ur characterization of him all the time, specifically in the routine and thursday and i could cry with how lovely he is when it comes to you

@augustinewrites - augustine.... you feel so Classy to me. like in my mind u radiate the purest of elegance. a god-tier creator on this app amongst us mere mortals. i feel like your poetic way of existing could compliment sakusa really well! the two of you are so sexi you look like you'd bully people but in reality are so kind just a bit intimidating

@maplesuna - maple i love the idea of you and atsumu becuase i cant stand him half of the time and i absolutely adore you so i love the concept him just being absolutely whipped for you. like u boss him around and he adores it and i get to watch it all front row w some buttery popcorn

@touyangel - sunny my baby you are so sugary sweet i know that hawks would treat u sooooo good. because hes kind and a little fucked up but you truly see the very best in everyone and i think you could save that man from himself. also pls take his #2 hero money u deserve fancy things

@utahimeow - gojo!!!! char u are one of my go to gojo babies whenever i want to giggle and make fun of him or completely tear my hair out thinking about him...i know ur always game. u understand him so well!!!! u are also not afraid to humble him <3 which i love

@kentoangel - choso. choso choso and choso. i know u love him but it feels so right. u guys are like a quiet kind of morning love... like when you sit in a sunlit window and don't need words to explain how you feel. also i think about your mango piece every day of my life... need i say more?

[ughmerlin]

I think I’m late so apologies for that BUT LOOK AT MY GIRL GROWINGGGG. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR JAGODA 🎉💃🏻 I wish you all the best, lots of love, joy, hugs, laughs and the strongest health out there 🙌🏻 I am so grateful for your friendship, your kindness, your freAKING OUT OF THIS WORLD CREATIVITY AND TALENT?? You are a beautiful human being and I love you very much. May this new year be blessed with only amazing things! 😘

DAPH 🥹 you're not late at all!! in fact you're just on time to see your girl growing up 🤧 thank you so much for everything!!!! most of all for the constant support, love and enthusiasm you're blessing me with!! your frienship brings me so much joy every single day and i feel like i could do anything as long as i have you cheering me on!! love you loads 💞💞💞

and no tumblr didn't eat your ask, i'm just terribly slow when it comes to answering!! it's probably becuase i spend so much time clutching my heart after reading all the lovely wishes 😭