#BC HE SAYS THAT HELL TALK ABOUT THR ENDING ON THE KILLING JOKE ON WHAT BRUCE DID

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reading the afterword for the killing joke and why is Brian Bolland so FUCKING funny he is just like shitting on Alan Moore for his sexism and how the killing jokes writing lowkey kinda sucks ass but then he’s like !!!! but there’s other aspects of it that’s really cool and I loved working with it :))))))

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So i watched the new spiderman movie (like a week ago lolll) and i am finally over it enough to share my toughts so BUCKLE INNN

first of: my baby boy MILES MORALES WHOOP WHOOP

Look at him and tell me he isn't the best. You cant. Ik you cant bc Miles is the best and he needs a damn break man. He is just a kid, like?? He's literally my age (15, i think) and he hit SO close to home in EVERYTHING for me. His jokes, his relationship with his parents, his feelings EVERYTHING. I am very passionate about him. And like, i get it that he shouldn't stop canon events but thats his father that we're talking about. And you can see that miles adores his parents. And given his personality he obviously can't stand back. And miguel had no business saying all that (i'll have more to say about that so bare with me please🙏)

In conclusion: if you don't like miles i do not trust you

NEXT: my girl (who y'all hate 2 much on) GWEN STACYY

She beautiful😻😻.

ANYWAY

the hate she gets is ATROCIOUS. I understand the whole "she betrayed miles" but did she not get a whole group of spider ppl to HELP miles?? Or did y'all skip over that part? What's crazy is the fact y'all hate on gwen and i haven't heard a word abt peter or miguel? Y'all biased as hell!!! She's just 16 and she went through a lot too. And she obviously cares for Miles. All thr hate she's getting is concerning and i will defend her w my life. Miles has all the right to feel betrayed though, I won't argue against that cuz i can't. Ofc, everyone has different opinions, but I feel like she wouldn't get half the hate if she were a man (which is that case with miguel, but i'll get to that, pls don't kill me cuz ik a lot of y'all love him)

CONCLUSION: we love gwen here.

NOWWW ALL YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FORRR (bc ik some of y'all wanna end me rn #iattackedurfave): MIGUEL O'HARA BABYYYYY

He's handsome i won't lie to you, but not rlly my type now let's get into it.

I don't think what he did is right. The way he handled that situation is just wrong, in my opinion. And so many ppl excuse that bc he's 1) hot (which is the case in so many other fandoms, with ppl bashing female characters while uplifting male characters for th same actions) and 2) bc of his trauma. But, heads up, trauma is and never will be an excuse. Trauma is an EXPLANATION. There is a very big difference. He went through something traumatizing and that is awful, but he didn't try to understand miles. Like i said, miles is 15. And i get that miguel was just trying to protect the universes, I understand that. But when he was calling Miles a mistake, that he never should have been bitten by that spider, acting as if it was MILES'S fault?? Not the best way to handle that, which, again, trauma. Not an excuse, but an explenation for his actions. I can't find myself to rlly like him just now. Maybe in the next movie. I can't just like a character bc they r hot. And I know this will make some ppl mad, but AT LEAST try to look at this from my point of view, and at least try to understand why i don't like Miguel. If y'all like him, that's fine. But my boy miles deserved better.

Still, I think Miguel is an intresting character with so much room to grow and I really hope to see that.

CONCLUSION: idk. Maybe you noticed i am mixed abt him

NEXT. HOBIE MF BROWNNNNNN

Here's a pic😻🙏

Here's another pic and let's get into ITT

Hobie might be the coolest, and kindest and best character. I don't think he has done a bad thing in that whole movie. He helped miles, he helped gwen and by helping gwen he helped miles AGAIN. I love his vibe, too. His relationship with miles is perfect, like brothers. And his friendship with gwen is adorable, they r similar with similar intrests if you think abt it and i do hope we get to see him again in the next movie, maybe get a little more on him and his backstory, maybe his canon event(?). He's a beauty, what can i say💕💕

CONCLUSIONN: i love him ur honor

NEXT: PAVITR PRABHAKAR

Look at this cutie. Tell me he isn't a lil pookie cutie and that he wouldn't give the best hugs.

Given his personality, it makes sense that he's 13-14 but damn given his looks i would think he's 16 (which means he gets the prize for not looking your age since he had half the fandom fooled).

The edits i've seen of him r the best and the "Chai tea scene" was so funny, btw.

CONCLUSION: he's 10/10 if you don't like him or think he's "annoying" i don't trust you.

HONORARY MENTIONS: JESS😜😜😻😻😍😍

she did all that pregnant u got to give it to her that she's good as hell. In my opinion she might be the strongest. Love my girl🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

And that's abt all. Ik there r so many different characters i can talk about but those r the ones that stood up to me the most. Pls don't kill me abt my opinion on Miguel, but different ppl have different opinions, y'know? I don't like characters just cuz they fine, thats just a bonus☝️ hope y'all liked this shit of me goofing along, and if anyone wishes to share their thoughts they r most welcome to!

I am kinda nervous to post this since i hate arguing with ppl on my opinions, but at the same time i am very stubborn and i am very passionate abt my opinions so these two but heads a LOT. But i will be getting over my fear with this and i did come to the conclusion that y'all won't eat me alive so yeah

Bye lovies💕

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i'm just gonna go ahead and spoil the fuck out of hellboy 2019 bc it's awful and i can't think of a good reason not to

thomas haden church shows up as lobster johnson! but he looks ridiculous, like, a cheap halloween costume version compared to, say, the period costumes in captain america or wonder woman. and he has NO SET UP so he just comes off like a joke, it's not, oh this is a wierd noir pulp hero in **gotham city**, it's, lobster johnson, nazi hunter. is hellboy a world with cool superheroes, and if so, why isn't hellboy one of them? is he an x men now? idk it doesnt work tho

baba yaga shows up! she has a house on chicken legs that's rendered beautifully, but then she has one of the worst face prosthetics i've ever seen, it literally looks like a cheap monster mask from party city. so much for the grace and elegant spookiness of a doug jones suit, this baba yaga mask can't even lip sync well

guy davis kaiju demons show up! but they aren't, cool, they're just, they have as much screen time as the ogdru jahad in hellboy 04, but they show up and start just gruesomly killing ppl, like same with thr giants fight earlier on, the movie uses the r rating to push a lot of just dismemberment, disembowelment, graphic bodily harm, it's gross and mean and dumb and out of character for the comics. therr's the helicopter shot of the tall man walking through the tower bridge, then two bat demons fky up in front of him and tear someone in half and all their guts fall out. what? why

king arthur and merlin show up! merlin is, christian for some reason? and king arthur is boring. this sequence is nearly saved by ian mcshane's narratiom, but not really. witches bad, she created a plague but not, the plague? england is the most important place in history, blah blah, no. king arthur legend of the sword does more with excalibur as a magic artifact, and drunk merlin from transformers the last knight is way more compelling than Christian Merlin, warrior for god

they do the quick ww2 origin flashback, ala thomas and martha wayne, joe chill, pearls. kroenen is there and looks bad, ilsa looks fine, rasputin, tbh feels like they got the same actor who did a poor job in 04, he's generic in a boring way, the whole scene is unnecessary

okay, so, then halfway! through, after hellboy has been sent to england to help the rebel general from rogue one, and they name their perennial giant hunt 'the wild hunt', and they all betray hellboy and stab him with a bunch of spears, and are killed brutally by giants, and then hellboy brutally kills the giants, and is rescued by new girl, who talks to ghosts and was rescued by hellboy from being replaced by a fairy changeling (who is back, running around putting milla back together after king arthur dismembered her and locked her still-living pieces in boxes around england?), and hellboy both knows her from all along but also hasnt been back since, and knows shes a psychic but also hasnt seen her since she was a baby, depending on the scene?

THEN finally daniel dae kim's ben daimio shows up, and he's NOT EVEN IN THE BPRD, he's with british intelligence, and he takes hank's anti-mutation polyjuice serum from days of future past to repress his were-jaguar form, and he has a special gun designed to KILL HELLBOY because he doesnt trust him not to be the actual devil, despite, HIMSELF, being cursed with a monstrous destiny

the scene in the trailer with hellboy, new girl, and daimio on a bprd mission, with hellboy punching daimio to activate his hulking out? THAT'S IN THE **SIX MONTHS LATER** EPILOGUE. the movie ENDS with the three of them finding abe sapien

so this whole thing? is a fucking ORIGIN STORY. it is EVERY SUPERHERO MOVIE FROM 78 TO IRON MAN TWO, it is ONE HERO, ALONE, IN A WORLD WITH NO OTHER HEROES. it's not even the x-men because they're not recruiting hellboy to join their team, it's like if the x-men were just xavier and logan and a nunch of fbi guys.

meanwhile, ddk and new girl are both americans doing british accents, david harbour is still playing hellboy as a 75 year old teenager, and ian mcshane, bless him, is just playing ian mcshane

also, just, i think the intent was for harbour to play it as the stone right hand is just really heavy? but it ends up looking like a cosplayer who misjudged the weight of his prop hand an hour into the con. i want to say del toro did a better job of making it look like, this is actually hellboy's hand, and not, this is ron perlman wearing a wierd prosthetic.

and also, amazing advances in prosthetic technology aside, why didnt they just get dave bautista, if they wanted surly hellboy, or dwayne johnson, if they wanted comic accurate charming hellboy, because neither of those dudes would have needed a muscle suit. hellboy ends up (AGAIN) looking like one of the fucking dwarves in the hobbit, who wore fat suits to look like they were built like john rhys davies, but if they turn their head wrong you can see their prosthetics floating like trump's wig

have the balls to give him his wierd jawline from the comic, or don't fucking bother

okay, okay. OKAY. so, you guys remember the BLOOD TORNADO from blade one, the 'original ending' on the dvd where frost turns into a whirling vortex of blood, and they superimpose the dorff's torso just kind of leaning out of it? and it looked awful both because it's super fake anyways but also unfinished? so, there is an EXTENDED scene where professor mcshane comes back as a ghost, and it's ian mcshane's head pasted onto a super fake ectoplasm tail coming out of new girl's mouth (which also, gross), and they forgot to give him a neck, and he's naked? and it's awful and only not laughable bc, frankly, ian mcshane is a treasure and spends the whole moving swearing a lot

and honestly, the most annoying part is that hellboy 19 cribs the ending from hellboy 04 where hellboy is about to give in to his cursed destiny and join team evil, until some white dude says 'no, stop, you have a choice thanks to your father'

hellboy popped into our plane in 1944 and it is 2019, dude is SEVENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. he is smarter than this shit, or at least, old enough to know better. i'm half his age and i can tell when someone is not negotiating in good faith.

and at least in 04 he was doing it to save liz, in the new movie witch milla ALREADY KILLED IAN MCSHANE and it still takes ghost mcshane to cuss hellboy out back to team good, talking him into using EXCALIBUR to rekill her instead of, destroying the world

and do they reconcile that EXCALIBUR was the key to the hellmouth, that hellboy pulling the sword from the stone started the biblical apocalypse? that england is the villain here? no, they joke that now hellboy is king.

OMG and i forgot merlin shows up again to tell hellboy HE IS LITERALLY DESCENDED FROM KING ARTHUR. his human witch mother fucked satan in the 1600s and gave birth to hellboy in hell, and then four hundred years later rasputin and the nazis summon him to earth as he's still a baby. does this make sense? no. is it comics canon. idk, who cares, it's BAD.

this movie is B A D in almost every way, it is amazing how bad it is. it is clearly a 'gritty' remake of the 2004 film, not in any way a new take on the comics. there are FIFTEEN YEARS of new bprd comics put out since that film for these guys to riff on, and they are still fundamentally misrepresenting beloved characters while also just, making up new bullshit.

but when del toro did that, it was del toro's cool bullshit. this is hellboy from the guys who said 'lets have jaime rape cersei on joffrey's tomb'

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Love O2O” with Me!

Episode 20

omg long time no see eh?

well so like long story short i forced my roommate to start watching it with me and so i decided it wasn’t worth it to keep watching when at the rate we are watching it we’ll catch up to where i am now

which brings us to where we are now

episode 20

we have now caught up t o me

i am shaked

i’ve also started watching “flower of evil” bc i looooovvvveee me some lee joongi

vastly different tones and filming styles though which was fun to see!

but anyways

as mark “strawberry world domination” lee would say, lezgeddit

ooohhh the episode summary is v interesting!!!  but it looks like the tentative peace that erxi and photo boy have is going to be coming to and end soon

y i k e s

we left off with weiwei skedooting off or erxi’s acct and now she’s calling erxi

COFFEEEEEE IS IN A TOWEL I LOVE HIM

the fact that rice and beef is a running joke now with weiwei

blow dry the cat??

i cannot stand him

kick him in the throat erxi

rhe fact that it’s implied he plays guitar is offensicvve to me

coffee is sooooo cuteee

stop that!!!!!

thats what you get for antagonizing the cat

i love his kitchen floor

why is he being nice all of the sudden???

that’s a fucking sick first aid kit ngl

where to cop!?

she’s so dramatic

UNLESS COFFEE BEEN FUCKIGN???  WHAT

why are you such a dick

i do like his outfit though

she really be doing the most i love to see it ngl

hes paying for her shot??  i mean yeah that’s valid

she’s afraid of shots

i understand bud

uiyfwe9e8qt-8phaigos the fact that she imitates the 4 year old adlkfja

why is do he be looking at the phoen

i think he’s gonna copy weiwei’s number to his phone like the scum he is

why is weiwei literally the best frien

waid

what’s goin on????

girlie why is you ????

what in the fuck is going on in here on this day

i am

concerned

she is not looking too hot

i am

stressed

why is she not wearing her seatbelt

she didnt even tell him the hospital

there is no way in hell that that road is that empty

what was that about

oh shit

OH SHIT THE DEBT

ok fine his english is good fine okay i

i really do not like him though

his character is so

*knife emoji*

she still owes 3 grang

why is he literally the worst

nai looks SO GOOD

aldskfjals;dkjflkaj erxi kills me

imagine just walking up to someone and putting your head on their hand like

what happened to weiwei

why is she hooked to an i.v.

FAINTED

BITCH WHA THR EUVK

halkd;fjaei why does it look like she’s cgi-ed onto the bed im screamign

erxi really said i will leave these lovebirds to it

oh theyre wearing complimentary outfits again thats so cute

39*C?

he is

not happy with her

my germaphobic ass hating that she is in her bed in her dayclothes and hasnt bathed yet

ADKFJAOIE WE HAVE THOSE GLASSESE AT HOM IM SIDCK

past experience???

kalfjdsflkjas the way he iterally just said “...anyways”

ugh this soundtrack though

she was faking how well she was feeling wasnt she

is he

is he deadass still there

literally where to get me a man like that i

youre not okay until he says you are

I’LL KEEP YOU NEAR ME BITCH THE FUCK

THATS TOO FUCKING ROMANTIC I HATE THIS

AWWWWW COUCH CUDDLES AND HIM TALKING ABOUT HOW IT HURTS TO SEE HER IN PAIN I FUCKIGN

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wowwowowowow kodak looks so GOOD FUCK

hacker chef x k,odak is the second mf otp in this show

wowwowow

oooohhhhhh the tensions here are iteresting

alkdsfja;ldskjfawlekj KODAK

i really said i love a himbo didnt i

ok its kinda cute that erxi and wei2 are wearing matchign outfits

asndfa;jwe the fact that weiwei did wire her money anyways

what a friendship

OH HER OUTFIT’S CUTE CUTE DAMN

september i am proposing

i am

in love

i love that theyre arguing over how nai’s going to treat her now that she’s working under him vs the glasses guy

september is like oh my god this guy ugh im in love with him

asdlfkjasldkjf the way that fish bowl was like anywys

it looks exatly like the other game

its literally the same game

lmao the muxic pausing and restarting

that was some pretty cool effects

she said it’s gamer time

TOADY

OH MY GDO THEY DID THAT TO HIM OH NOOOOO

:[

rice rice rice rice

she’s so hype over it

this gamer talk is like

going right over my head

al;fkdjasdkf xiao nai’s company said gamer rights

i relaly like

do not care about this part

where are they going

the fact that she spaced out by just looking at him?

mood

the little hair pats are cute honestly i lvoe taht for them

literally the fact that everyone acts like they care about her bc they think she’s the guy’s girlfriend

NANA I AM SICK OF THIS GIRL

SHE IS NOT SAYING THAT SHE IS YIRAN’S COUSINN’S GIRLFRIEND

she really said that her cousin is a slut anyways so its fine

OH SHIT

YIRAN OOOHHHH BITCH

SHE GOT A BACKBONE NOW

OH MY GOD

girl what is you doing

who is yiran wating for?

wine trauma

girl get over him

oh okay she is over him

like a clown im cryinggg

why is she so sad tho??/

ohhh :(

i cannot stand her cousin

stop encouraging things

good for her

i am going to kick this man in the throat

what the fuck is this guy wearing

she really said she was gonna eat cat food aldkjfsa

she is a free woman

yes

what in the hell is going on

i cannot stand this man

STOP THAT LOOK SIR

awwwwwww coffeeeeee

cute cute cute

i care about coffee and coffee only

fuck everyone else

he really be playing the guzheng irl omg

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

OH???? MY GOD

BITCH WHAT THE F U C  K

KISSJIEOFJQWOEIPAHRHFAIUEWFAJKE

OH M Y GOD

SHE WAS ACTIVE IN THE KISS THIS TIME

IM SCREAMIGN ACTIVELY

ok that was cute

kiss her again coward

shut the fuck up the forehead kiss why are they so cute

i

they are SO cute i ccannot stand it

what a dork

WHT

what do hyou mean we’re done with teh eiposode

okay ok ay okay

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333