#BBAY BOY I LOVE U

[rainbowdonkee]

Full art for Brave Alfonse - Heir to Openness

Artist: Niji Hayashi

[nancey]

Please don't be mean to me. Baby girl im sorry for treatin you this way. its not love and i know what happen between us and why it couldn't work. It was the wrong time and i know you junsu. its okay i don't wanna be your friend.. i wanna be your husband. wooohh...

well junsu i want you to be my everything. because you are. it goes both ways . i really wanna make it work. nancy. n im fighting for us. im not fighting with you . last thing i wanna do is go to bed upset. okay. cause it sucks relationship are hard.

nancy you are the best girlfriend i have ever had. when you wanted to end it i was shocked and thought you said i was the one. and i believed you. well i just met you junsu. who is also in a famous boy band in Korea. baby junsu. i only listen to tvxq..the first song hug, rising sun, Japanese albums and than Korean albums...

when do you have feelings for me junsu. when i kissed you in the rain. after finding you in the rain. we were talking til too late. was raining..ur parents were worried. im sorry. u got caught in the rain. because of me nancy. but it was the most wonderful time talking to you and learning about your school and you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my life. you have an aura of pure and white. you are so kind and thoughtful. your dad loves you the most . you talk to him in cantonese and you listen and ask about life experiences.

i love it when you speak in ur native language nancy. you are so wonderful and i wanna push you again the wall and make love you you. i was so smitten with you nancy. i dindn't know a celebrity would fall in love with me. i was pretty cute when i was a kid. and boys all want to play with me. so maybe that is.. you never lost your personality you are the same women i fell in love with to right now. im so in love with you nancy. i know honey. i love you too baby. <3 i wanna bite you nancy. when you do that ..you wanna drink my blood junsu. omg i wanna fuck you right now....mmmmmm closes the door to this chat room. sorry. not sorry. what version do you want? what character do you want me to be ...i love it when you climb on me and tell me you want to do to me. i love i when you brush my hair to my face and bite me it was a nibble..licks ur neck junsu. cause u smell so good. we should really be writing our own scenes at this point nancy...natasha mango...!!!! flying in to chambers of Mr Death. , Elizabeth ...arghhhh natasha can crush her neck with a swoosh and twig..she's spoiled and rich. but i have claws and powers you won't know what hit her. hahahahah evil laugh....

i wanna take you to my chambres and fuck you til you can't see straight..om...when you say. please ....g harder i wanna get .......tooo!!!! give me what u give hannniii..or more... omg junsu. im not even doing it and we are fucking each other with our words...wow..we are sooooo good. ooooohhhhhhhhh they are listening in ...

tell me more..about ? tell me how beautiful i am <3 <3 <3 was is a clingy girlfriend? no you weren't annoying like she was she was ur gf though. i liked her cause she was popular with so many of my friends so i asked her out. turns out she was using me to be famous for her.

well i do try not to snoop at ur stuff junsu. i really do trust you junsu. i believe every word you ever said to me. you make me feel seen and heard. when u say those things. <3 <3 <3...bbay gil i want you right now.

junsu is taking his shirt one button at a time until you close this computer nancy!..i wanna fucking bite you if you don't come. well demanding aren't we junsu. i need it 3 times a day. 7 days a week a million times a year. tell me what you wanna do with me nancy

im gonna push you on the bed and climb on you. We play the song..buttons Pussycat dolls. please do that again. swear i will take you right here and now. fucking shit nancy. i wanna suck ur neck and arms are my favorite part to fuck ing shit..im getting hard as i write this..omg ...under the sea. ariel..and when i see you holding a cucumber or carrot you are fucking gonna have my cock shoved in ur hot small mouth...ur magic stick..i want it ..and ur cock is so white and feels like im actually in heaven because bein with you <3

can you please give me a lap dance. :( i can write it too you right now. its like phone sex but on here. it will be so good. ur eyes will roll back and ur claiming to the summit of my castle handsome devil you.

i don't wanna disrepect my sisters house. so junsu i can tell it to you will be even better its worth it cause u will be fuckinf me tonight. shit..u rright

junsu why are u biting me? cause u taste so fucking good!!! you taste so good.

but we did it alll night baby i miss you toooo

nancy you are so differnet than hanni she was demanding me to have sex with her all whole time im with her. she only wanted to my cock..and tell me nancy is a nobody. forget about you. nancy is a nobody she is so far away she won't know we are doing ...she wanted me to cheat with her..she is not a good girl or it girl. she wants more famous idol..she is a new girlgroup i thought she was cute so i asked her out.. i was was put off by her. i didn't like her puhsy and childish behavior. she won't let me see you. you were going through so much at home. icame to you the moment you put up my picture. baby girl i will drop everything just to be with yu nancy. that is how much i love your ....so you 1000000/10...hann is 3/10...was i annoying ...no you were perfect an sweet and nice. you make me feel like heaven when we make love..it so warm an the air is fresh. im addicted to your smell and you hair. nancy needs to sleep 8 hours junsu..stop keeping her up at 4 am. okay. nancy needs her sleep. :( they are yelling at me again..no they are telling you i really do need sleep baby junsu...i do wanna be with you ..but i also wants some space from you..not that i don't know you ..i know you nancy..i want to know more...so lets just go to sleep and cuddle that is good too..you wanna sleep in my arms and feel safe and loved by you junsu. i do need sleep.

you are so bad in bed you want to fuck me all night long i wannna have sex with you this whole weeeekkkk...i have to work tooooo but it pl right now in my time please

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[knize-strachkvas]

ok its final ep time and oh god im so not ready. my expectations are low but this show is a trainwreck so . . .

the opening is very dramatic lmaooo (emotional daaamageeee, i can feel it coming)

i forgot how funny the outfits of sungmin’s team is :)) not 10/10 tbh. lmfao sungmin drilling them good :DD (bro don't show me sungmin crying…..again) okyayy shut off team was good. i dont really vibe with the design but they are bbies 

AAAH MYUNGJAE!!! (and also hyunwoo and seunghyun. my babies )

okay team gesture time. poor junwon :(( there are so many of them :)) they lost only one member but now their screen time is zero to nothing. but the performance is nice. the viiibe of gesture team is somewhere else lmao the black outfits were not a good choice. the stage is dark and with them having all black its pretty hard to tell them apart. 

I WAS WRONG!!!! SHUT OFF TEAM WON OH MY GOD I LOVE BEING WRONG

oooooooh the original song is so cuuute an the outfits are so pretty. yuma looks so adorable in the purple. uwuwuwu

the homemade lunch from the parents is always a crying fest (as always) daehui’s mum adopting hyunwoo too?? cute. and daehyeon’s mum immediately adopting kaedan and the rest of the table with foreigners :DD seunghyun just living his best life, happily eating in the back and laughing at everybody (i love him the normal amount)

WAITS ITS THE RANKInG ALREADy?!????! IM SO CONFUSED WHAT THE HELL I HATE THE EDITING TEAM

ANYWWY WOOSEOK MY BBAY YES (Also his sister??? yes) NO THE FUCK KSOUL WHAT THE FUCK I CANT DO THIS SHIT. uuuu HIKARI BEBE he deserves!! MINSEOOOOOOO !! LINQIIIIIII BBIEEEEEEE duh his korean got better!! HANBIIIIN MADE IT. TAESON WHEN. U FUCKERS hyeontaeeeee hmmmm he was not my pick bc of his age but he’s good. same with gyurae but god he IS a baby. who the fuck vote for him?? like?? srsly. also sungmin third?? okayyyyyyy didn't expect. JUNWONNIE BBIE FIRST (gyurae looked so relieved that he's not first fajshasldks) IM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME. OKayyyy hikaru!! good for him BUT WHEre IS TAeSEON.

nOpe thats it. its over and the line up is such a mess. no taeson, no hyunbin, no jaemin, no daehyeon. instead u have one 08 liner, two 09 liners and ksoul (which is way worse than all the minors together). i ddnt expect to get 100% linup but this is way worse than i was expecting. even the producers looked shocked lmao. this is a disaster, the whole time i really thought they could be on the same or similar level of popularity as zb1 but hell no. they have no chance. and im so fuckign angry about it bc you have really talented members who deserved to debut in a good group with a chance to make it big but no. there is no way now. also what the fuck is the groups name??? just fantasy boys??? srsly mbc??? i laughed so hard at zb1 bc its so fuckign ugly but at least THEY ARE NOT CALLED BOYS PLANET

so under the influence of local anaesthetics and pretty strong painkillers, i made the very questionable decision to watch fantasy boys. it was a mistake and you're going to suffer with me.

first things first. i dont think the editing is bad? surprisingly it doesn't look like they are trying to evil edit some trainees? which is surprising and it also shows how low the bar is lmao (im looking at you mnet).

the first two eps were okay. they showed a lot of performances without evil editing them that much? i hated the way they made myungjae look incompetent but he was the only one used for the drama value? i think? as i said i was not really focused while i was watching it lol. also the way they sorted them to the grades using the id card was very dramatic and i like the idea

the most questionable thing is the dorm situation. that one trainee saying it look like the squid game room was not far from the truth lmao. them sleeping in one big room is just creepy, especially when they don't really switch the light off during the night in the halls?? i would not be able to fall asleep in such an open space. and them having to spend their free time there? nope NOPE :D

their idea for the visual battle was cool. them knowing only the visual concept and choosing without knowing the song was evil. and the songs seemed equally impactful. whoever chose them did a good job.

now the participants. maybe im just way too old but why does it seems like the majority of the trainees have an extremely huge ego? i know that this is survival show and pretending you are better than you actually are and creating an interesting persona is literally part of their job but boiiiii its so annoying? i have zero interest in stanning a 15yo who thinks they're best at absolutely everything while lacking a basic human decency. idk im just not vibing with this attitude. most of the teams had very bad teamwork bc they are all self-centric and not able to cooperate with the rest of the team. they are all there to become a part of a boy group. that's literally an endless group project where you need to be in close proximity with your teammates 24/7. sounds like hell but as far as i know they all went there willingly.

mentioning annoying participants, it's time for the defenestration team, also known as the participants somebody should throw out of the window as the human garbage they are. the honourable members of this excellent team are the stealer team (except for ivan, ling qi and wooseok) and ksoul. the stealer team is here for obvious reasons. they are a bunch of xenophobic idiots. yes, if you're already debuted idol in korea and you can't speak korean at all - that would be a problem. but neither of the chinese boys was already debuted idols and they still have time to perfect their korean. they were just a bunch of insecure meanies who were jealous that some foreign kids were better than them. and with ksoul. god, i can't stand the kid. well....kid. uhm how old is he really? that's the real question here lmao. anyway, ksoul is an annoying, arrogant and self-centred jerk that does not have an ounce of will to cooperate in his body. that boy is not fit to be in a boy group consisting of 12 members. he needs to be permanently the centre of attention, being the best and not having any competition. having him in a team would be a punishment to the rest of the team.

other trainees i would love to talk about santa and yacht (no i will not call him yaya). wabi sabi what the actual fuck. why. i have so many questions. (ksoul immediately knowing who they are was the only funny thing ksoul did on that show). with santa, i kinda get it. he is good, his skills on the same level as some of the other trainees and there is a potential for him to blend together perfectly. but yacht? he is the oldest here and his skills are lacking in every way possible. i read somewhere that yacht is there just to accompany santa and that sounds about right to me. them leading the global voting even before the 1st ep airing just showed that having a solid fanbase (consisting mainly of bl fans) can do a lot. the ranking was not deserved at ALL, especially yacht's. (would also like to mention that being on a survival show and having to communicate constantly in a language you're not familiar with is hard and all the foreign trainees are brave for going for it. the stealer team situation just proves it. and the fact that they actually show it there is a miracle.)

right now (ep4) this is my top 12. surprisingly, after only 4 episodes, there are a lot of trainees that are a good choice for the debuting team. it's more about not letting the red flags (aka the defenestration team) debut and not giving them more attention than is necessary. top3 caught my attention during 1st episode (i knew junwon from &audition), the rest of them did great during the visual battle, especially jinho, seunghyun and myungjae.

okay that's it for now. can't believe i now need to watch eight (?) more episodes. i love to make myself suffer :))

[embersiisms-aa]

“Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.”

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im YeLL!!!!!!!! i know we’ve been mutuals for like... 200 years and i lov u?? ur so soft? and so sweet? and i love talking to you ?? ur baby boi makes my bbay boi so gay and,, i love them together?? they’re so pure ?? not rlly but like shhh,,, ur like so nice to me and i feel so lucky to be ur friend!!!!! u make me real happy & jack real happy!!!!!!!! ur a meme but ur the best meme <3 smooch ily