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knize-strachkvas · 2 years ago

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ok its final ep time and oh god im so not ready. my expectations are low but this show is a trainwreck so . . .

the opening is very dramatic lmaooo (emotional daaamageeee, i can feel it coming)

i forgot how funny the outfits of sungmin’s team is :)) not 10/10 tbh. lmfao sungmin drilling them good :DD (bro don't show me sungmin crying…..again) okyayy shut off team was good. i dont really vibe with the design but they are bbies

AAAH MYUNGJAE!!! (and also hyunwoo and seunghyun. my babies )

okay team gesture time. poor junwon :(( there are so many of them :)) they lost only one member but now their screen time is zero to nothing. but the performance is nice. the viiibe of gesture team is somewhere else lmao the black outfits were not a good choice. the stage is dark and with them having all black its pretty hard to tell them apart.

I WAS WRONG!!!! SHUT OFF TEAM WON OH MY GOD I LOVE BEING WRONG

oooooooh the original song is so cuuute an the outfits are so pretty. yuma looks so adorable in the purple. uwuwuwu

the homemade lunch from the parents is always a crying fest (as always) daehui’s mum adopting hyunwoo too?? cute. and daehyeon’s mum immediately adopting kaedan and the rest of the table with foreigners :DD seunghyun just living his best life, happily eating in the back and laughing at everybody (i love him the normal amount)

WAITS ITS THE RANKInG ALREADy?!????! IM SO CONFUSED WHAT THE HELL I HATE THE EDITING TEAM

ANYWWY WOOSEOK MY BBAY YES (Also his sister??? yes) NO THE FUCK KSOUL WHAT THE FUCK I CANT DO THIS SHIT. uuuu HIKARI BEBE he deserves!! MINSEOOOOOOO !! LINQIIIIIII BBIEEEEEEE duh his korean got better!! HANBIIIIN MADE IT. TAESON WHEN. U FUCKERS hyeontaeeeee hmmmm he was not my pick bc of his age but he’s good. same with gyurae but god he IS a baby. who the fuck vote for him?? like?? srsly. also sungmin third?? okayyyyyyy didn't expect. JUNWONNIE BBIE FIRST (gyurae looked so relieved that he's not first fajshasldks) IM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME. OKayyyy hikaru!! good for him BUT WHEre IS TAeSEON.

nOpe thats it. its over and the line up is such a mess. no taeson, no hyunbin, no jaemin, no daehyeon. instead u have one 08 liner, two 09 liners and ksoul (which is way worse than all the minors together). i ddnt expect to get 100% linup but this is way worse than i was expecting. even the producers looked shocked lmao. this is a disaster, the whole time i really thought they could be on the same or similar level of popularity as zb1 but hell no. they have no chance. and im so fuckign angry about it bc you have really talented members who deserved to debut in a good group with a chance to make it big but no. there is no way now. also what the fuck is the groups name??? just fantasy boys??? srsly mbc??? i laughed so hard at zb1 bc its so fuckign ugly but at least THEY ARE NOT CALLED BOYS PLANET

so under the influence of local anaesthetics and pretty strong painkillers, i made the very questionable decision to watch fantasy boys. it was a mistake and you're going to suffer with me.

first things first. i dont think the editing is bad? surprisingly it doesn't look like they are trying to evil edit some trainees? which is surprising and it also shows how low the bar is lmao (im looking at you mnet).

the first two eps were okay. they showed a lot of performances without evil editing them that much? i hated the way they made myungjae look incompetent but he was the only one used for the drama value? i think? as i said i was not really focused while i was watching it lol. also the way they sorted them to the grades using the id card was very dramatic and i like the idea

the most questionable thing is the dorm situation. that one trainee saying it look like the squid game room was not far from the truth lmao. them sleeping in one big room is just creepy, especially when they don't really switch the light off during the night in the halls?? i would not be able to fall asleep in such an open space. and them having to spend their free time there? nope NOPE :D

their idea for the visual battle was cool. them knowing only the visual concept and choosing without knowing the song was evil. and the songs seemed equally impactful. whoever chose them did a good job.

now the participants. maybe im just way too old but why does it seems like the majority of the trainees have an extremely huge ego? i know that this is survival show and pretending you are better than you actually are and creating an interesting persona is literally part of their job but boiiiii its so annoying? i have zero interest in stanning a 15yo who thinks they're best at absolutely everything while lacking a basic human decency. idk im just not vibing with this attitude. most of the teams had very bad teamwork bc they are all self-centric and not able to cooperate with the rest of the team. they are all there to become a part of a boy group. that's literally an endless group project where you need to be in close proximity with your teammates 24/7. sounds like hell but as far as i know they all went there willingly.

mentioning annoying participants, it's time for the defenestration team, also known as the participants somebody should throw out of the window as the human garbage they are. the honourable members of this excellent team are the stealer team (except for ivan, ling qi and wooseok) and ksoul. the stealer team is here for obvious reasons. they are a bunch of xenophobic idiots. yes, if you're already debuted idol in korea and you can't speak korean at all - that would be a problem. but neither of the chinese boys was already debuted idols and they still have time to perfect their korean. they were just a bunch of insecure meanies who were jealous that some foreign kids were better than them. and with ksoul. god, i can't stand the kid. well....kid. uhm how old is he really? that's the real question here lmao. anyway, ksoul is an annoying, arrogant and self-centred jerk that does not have an ounce of will to cooperate in his body. that boy is not fit to be in a boy group consisting of 12 members. he needs to be permanently the centre of attention, being the best and not having any competition. having him in a team would be a punishment to the rest of the team.

other trainees i would love to talk about santa and yacht (no i will not call him yaya). wabi sabi what the actual fuck. why. i have so many questions. (ksoul immediately knowing who they are was the only funny thing ksoul did on that show). with santa, i kinda get it. he is good, his skills on the same level as some of the other trainees and there is a potential for him to blend together perfectly. but yacht? he is the oldest here and his skills are lacking in every way possible. i read somewhere that yacht is there just to accompany santa and that sounds about right to me. them leading the global voting even before the 1st ep airing just showed that having a solid fanbase (consisting mainly of bl fans) can do a lot. the ranking was not deserved at ALL, especially yacht's. (would also like to mention that being on a survival show and having to communicate constantly in a language you're not familiar with is hard and all the foreign trainees are brave for going for it. the stealer team situation just proves it. and the fact that they actually show it there is a miracle.)

right now (ep4) this is my top 12. surprisingly, after only 4 episodes, there are a lot of trainees that are a good choice for the debuting team. it's more about not letting the red flags (aka the defenestration team) debut and not giving them more attention than is necessary. top3 caught my attention during 1st episode (i knew junwon from &audition), the rest of them did great during the visual battle, especially jinho, seunghyun and myungjae.

okay that's it for now. can't believe i now need to watch eight (?) more episodes. i love to make myself suffer :))

#fuck this shit im out everybody #this is a disaster #there is no way im in any way stanning this group #im so fuckign angry #bye #fantasy boys

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