#BALD FLOOFTY

[shellsy-woolbag]

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bald floofty

[orb-the-watchman]

What would birchbam look like if they were bald? (Or in BABY LANGUAGE (stealing that from Floofty heheh) what would they look like without a majority of their fur?)

She got shaved…poor thang…

[loch-detected]

I love that everyone draws floofty with a full set of hair like they ain’t half bald

LOOK AT THAT. HALF HAIR HALF HEAD BRO IS BUILT LIKE FUCKING…

AROOOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️(commits autocanbialism)

[dragonsaltartales]

So I keep getting distracted with HCs on the crew's fur while working on commissions, so I'm gonna get it out of my system.

This is long, so...

Lizbert: Very thick and not quite coarse, but not very fluffy either. Great protection from rough surfaces.

Eggabell: Short and fuzzy. Like a peach almost. Not great for keeping warm, but she has more mass to combat that.

Filbo: Soft like a short-hair cat. Not long, not super short. Also not super fuzzy or coarse. Just...ideal fur, really.

Beffica: Silky and smooth. Even on Snaktooth, she finds a way to condition it and keep a perfect sheen. She's not as particular as Wiggle, but does like to look nice. Can't have anyone catching her looking bad, after all.

Wambus: Like Lizbert, thick and kind of coarse. Only he's more fluffy than she is. He keeps it well groomed to combat any sort of insects that might get on him while farming.

Gramble: Thin and a little patchy. His stress and lack of both nutrition and sleep makes his fur fall out a bit. So there's some parts where you can see his skin under it. It is, however, very absorbent and fluffs up easily, so it makes the patches a little less obvious.

Wiggle: Also kind of silky, but longer than Beffica's. She's very well groomed and is particular about her fur care routine. Also hates getting it messy.

Triffany: Short and scruffy. She tends to not bother with the upkeep of her fur, but the dust and sand from dig sites help keep it soft and maintained naturally. (Kind of like hamsters and chinchillas and their sand/dust baths respectively) Wambus will groom her to make sure she doesn't get any sort of parasitic insects on her.

Cromdo: His fur is very fluffy and soft, actually. But it's also kind of short. He tends to groom himself to keep it looking sleek and clean. Going as far as trimming himself methodically. Gotta look nice to be a nice salesman, after all. (-Insert Matilda's dad here-)

Snorpy: Thin and short. In times of high stress, it would get patchy, but since it's already so fine and short, it's hard to tell. With Chandlo's help, he manages to keep his anxiety down enough to not get many bald patches. He has trouble with the sun because of both his fur color and how fine it is, needing things such as sunscreen to prevent burns.

Chandlo: Surprisingly very soft, fluffy, and clean. Gotta take care of yourself to feel good and keep chill, bro.

Floofty: Also thin, but kind of wiry. Definitely thicker than Snorpy's and provides a lot more protection. It can also handle their experiments, regardless of how dangerous they turn out to be. Significantly more fire-proof than other Grumpuses, but that doesn't mean they purposely try to straight up handle fire.

Shelda: Thin and fine, velvety even. In her older age, her fur is a lot more thinned out. It's fairly short and doesn't provide a lot of insulation. Thus being out in the desert feels great on her joints and she doesn't complain about the heat so much.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[smudgygiant]

A sibling argument

This is an argument I imagine takes place a little after Floofty’s guillotine stunt.

I decided that Snorpy should have a kinked tail as well, but instead of Floofty’s which was a birth defect, his got crushed under an invention of his.

Poor Snorpy is going to start balding at the rate the Floofty is going.

[terrevfunkrib]

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Bald floofty.......

[kittens4jc]

😶 gimmi a random headcanon!

Also can I slap Kit's dad's bald head?

*brings him out* Go right ahead while I share!

So Kit has been through so much, but one phobia she has is acraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), ever since she was little she's had this fear. Luckily Floofty is there to calm her down. uvu

[poisonblossoms12]

i just HAD to make a sticker for the Huxley OC Discord server and with Annette being bald the idea came quite easily to me lol

@justnuggz @kg2hub @floofty-1rl :3

pick a completely random picture from your files and post it here and then tag someone

gogogogogogo

@lunxribuh asshole i'm bringing you into this how's high school btw

[myla-mizzbear]

runs up to you and shaves your head

get bald get bald get bald

Oh Floofty! I have a specimen for you to decapitate, darling!

- Myla Mizzbear

@mad-scientist-dreams

[mad-scientist-dreams]

hi! shaves your head

get balded

I THINK THE GRUMP NOT.

-Professor Floofty Fizzlebean

[banditllamas]

Sneak peak at my grumpsona! (and a wip) 

I’m calling them Mog (any pronouns) for now, I’m still yet to figure out their full name and their definitive features, though they’ll probably keep the bald hairstyle and stay an albino grumpus. 

I do have some loose ideas on their interactions with the others though. 

Mog follows in Cromdo’s footsteps and uses bugsnax like they’re some kind of currency, they can often be seen exchanging with Floofty and Triffany for knowledge (umprompted and much to Floofty’s annoyance.)

They got curious about Crom’s Snakwater once and thats the only time anyones seen them eat/drink. It’s assumed their living off sauce like Gramble and Shelda.

They claim to have a rivalry with Lizbert, but they’re otherise good friends. (An aussie and a kiwi walk into a bar...) They have something of a sibling bond going on.

Askbox is open if anyone wants to ask any questions about them, this is my first OC for a fandom and I really want to flesh them out!

[tuxedokit]

to celebrate finishing my summer course, doing this from @fabro-de-omres

Passing the phone to @boyywithluv, @ninja-go-to-therapy, and anyone else who wants to do this kjshdfkljsd I dont know 5 people to tag I am too anxious sorry

[flooftyfizzlebeans]

Hey! You know the theory on cromdo being 'face' because of the divorce? I actually have a headcanon that ties in with the clones/kids.

If characters last names really are just chunks of their parents last names- then it is a possibility that cromdo grew up in a single parent household, either because he was found as an infant and taken in or because he had an absentee father/gene giver.

I feel like this ties in woth floofty and their pack of mongrels +1 slightly balding cryptid baby. With the idea that they would all have 1 part last names like cromdo. So heres the question. Are they fizzles, or beans?

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THAT???

Cromdo having only one parent is kinda perfect for his whole thing, since single parents are kidna disadvantaged when it comes to income. Mx. [....]face love their son v much...

Genuinely split on if the clone pack are fizzles or beans. Oh my goodness. They’re both GOODEN.

Gonna say Bean becuase “Duree Bean” and “Melodee bean” are ADORABLE.

Then Potassium Bean jsut made me WHEEZE so it doesn’t matter if it fits for the other two because the pattern is set now.

[jamfoot-alegander]

Bald Floofty

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bald floofty