#BAHH BAH

[sondheim-girly]

that instrumental in tula 67 that they used for transitions in call me cherry is so catchy I love ittttttt

[anythingbyadriannelenker]

bitches in the club singing along to "music for indigo" off of adrianne lenker's instrumentals

[yourheartinyourmouth]

my spouse and I loudly and terribly off-key singing the opening theme to every Star Trek show so our neighbors think we’re insane bc I did it one time as a joke and now it’s A Thing™️

my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

[mad-hunts]

this place, just like shakespeare had quoted in the tempest, was hell and all the devils were here. though some would have differing opinions as to who the devils were, barton's opinion never swayed of that: it was the staff. they loved keeping the patients compliant here rather than actually helping them... not that he actually fully believed he needed theirs, or anyone's, help. barton took to glaring at one of the cameras in the side of the room when he heard the door to the shared access room ' buzz. ' his eyes naturally trailed over to whoever entered through them then.

and although he wasn't surprised to see joker, barton was somewhat shocked by the terrible state she was in. she kind of looked like she'd been through the ringer to him. however, barton knew that he wouldn't really be able to do much for her right now, so it would probably be best if he just forgot about it. the fact that they just left her alone to push herself though whenever it looked like joker couldn't use either of her arms properly... ooh, barton might hold a strong distaste for her normally, but even he had to acknowledge it was just cruel. he really did miss his sharp nails which those pricks had cut pretty much the instant he got in here.

they could easily slice into an orderlies throat if he applied enough pressure. the only reason he was able to think this at all, however, was partially because he deliberately hid the medicine that they tried forcing on him that morning. that was when barton heard joker call out his name. he immediately looked over to her, seemingly trembling in her spot and highly fatigued. what the hell had happened to her? barton listened to her plea for help, then her request in silence, but there seemed to be something about joker's whole situation that made him empathize with her ( at least cognitively ). there were too many people around for him to take a scalpel he'd stolen out so freely so he'd have to be tricky about it, barton thought.

and tricky he was. ❝ okay. i'm going to make it look like i'm just hugging you while i'm cutting it open, alright? there's too many eyes around here for me to just do it plain out, ❞ barton was agreeing to help her, in other words. he grasped the scalpel off of the tape clinging to his skin currently and crouched down to joker's level with it hiding in his sleeve. barton wrapped an arm around her middle in a 'hug' and pulled himself closer to her, before ultimately taking out his scalpel completely. the sound of the cast being cut through like a saw was just barely audible as was what he told her previously. when he finally reached the end of it, barton felt like he had to ask this to her, pulling away to such a level that people still wouldn't be able to see anything but also that she wouldn't be uncomfortable.

❝ why did you have to sneak it into your cast? have they been refusing to give this injection to you that you need? ❞ barton's voice sounded very calm, though in an eerie way, like there was something stirring inside of him. what he said next just seemed to confirm it, ❝ because if so, then you can keep this knife, and once you're better — make them pay for it. ❞

The loud buzzer signalled that the doors were being opened to let another inmate in. They never let all the inmates be together at the same time in the shared access rooms; besides the mess hall. Right now, the orderlies were wheeling in Joker. Taking off her spit mask before, she was nudged aside and practically shoved into the room as they closed the door behind them. Leaving the Clown Princess of Crime to scowl at the door. To say she was a mess would be an understatement. It was no secret that Joker's body was a medical mystery. That she healed inhumanly fast. But that hadn't been the case as of right now. The scrapes and bruises remained, the broken bones had yet to fully set. And rather than her cane, she was forced to use a wheelchair; although they had given her a manual one. Despite her not being able to really move around with one arm propped up to her chest and the other in a cast. Despite this, she still moved her hand down and began awkwardly wheeling herself through the room. Ignoring almost everyone till she reached the man she was looking for. "Dr Mathis." No nicknames, no giggles, no theatrics. The look on her pale skin was one of pain and discomfort. Her hair tied in a messy bun, no make-up to be found. And she was quivering in discomfort. A discomfort so deep that she could not even properly act the way people expected her to. A discomfort that reached her very being, her soul, carved into her bones! "I need your help..." Her voice clear but not too loud to draw attention. Bringing up her arm encased in a cast. "Inside the cast is a syringe filled with Smilex. I need you to break open the cast and inject me with it."

Her eyes drooped with a deep sadness. She was hurting, and not because of the injuries. There was something else, something deeper, that was hurting. She was twitchy, quivering with every motion. Like an addict needing a fix. But then there were the signs of dried blood under her nose, on the collar of her jumpsuit. On the side of the cast. "Please..." // - @mad-hunts

[l3v1uhthan]

Bahh baaahh bahh! Bah baahhh baahhh!

Sheep translation: hehe I’ve had a thought Solomon kinda resembles Gojo! I mean they’re both white hair blue eyed sorcerers!

( @ask-sheepmc )

I mean, I guess he does. Lmao.

[rurihana]

Bahh bahhh? baah bah baahh?

Sheep translation: Levi are you alright? Something seems off about you..

( @ask-sheepmc )

MC, honey! How nice of you to check in on me. But, you don't have to worry. I was having a bit of a moment a while ago, but things have rapidly improved since! I think I'm much better now.

Aren't you proud of me?

[lucifer-morningst4r]

BAAH! BAH!!! Baaahhh baah bah baahhh bahh BAH baah BAAAHHH!!!

Sheep translation: LUCIFER! HELP!!! I think one of my anons is trying to COOK and EAT ME!!!!

(；´Д`)

- A very distressed @ask-sheepmc

MC? I hope you escaped that Anon quickly.

[c4tan]

Baahh Bahh bah.. baah? (ㆀ˘･з･˘)

Sheep translation: It appears that I might have to punch Lucifer based on how the votes are going on my poll.. How likely am I to survive?(ㆀ˘･з･˘)

( @ask-sheepmc )

MC, please do it. However, it may risk you into being punished by L*cifer.

[specialmouse]

did you get my question? Why are you a boy?

Buh bah bahh

[cherryblossom-heart]

bahhh bah bahh bahhhhhhhhh bahhhh bah🐑

message sent.

Bah bahhhhhhhh bah bah bahhhhh bah bah bahhhhhhhhhhhh

I’m also fluent in sheep 😉

[devildomsimeon]

Baah bah bah! Baah bahh! Baaahh ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

Sheep translation: Please be careful Simeon! There’s a crazy person going around throwing cheese at people! I don’t want you to get hurt ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

( @ask-sheepmc )

Oh my.. Mc! I'm sure I'll be fine!! I'm sure of it.

Hmm.. let's get you taken care of, okay? I can't believe someone's just throwing cheese at others.

[enby-ralsei]

bee bah boo bee bee boh boop bah

real babah bab bahh

[warpweighted]

love seeing the genre of post tthat's just 'copy-pasted lyrics and a gif of someone dancing and/or crying' may I submit for your consideration marriage of figaro:

balalalaLA. balalala balalala balalalaLA. BAlalala BAlalala BAlalala BAlalala BAlalala baduhdahdah BAAAH.

(bahh dah dah duh dah dah Bahh dah dah duh dah dah)

BAHHHHH BAHHH BADA DAH DA DAH DAH BAH DAH DAH DAH BA. BA. BA. BA.

[lil-vaalroc-bard]

(Scar struggles to lean into Concord's cheek to kiss them)

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(Scar is still in a daze)

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Bah.....babahh.....bahh..........

(Concord's still entirely dazed.)

[deprespurr]

Oh yeah

Is my birthday!

Yay.

Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bH bah bah bag bahh baahh bbah ahh bahhhbah bab bahhh bah bah bag bah bak bag. Bdh hd.

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[brits4gerardway]

LITERALLY?!?!,#;SBSNXBKSBDKD

also SWEEEEEET CAROLIIIIINEEE !!! BAH BAH BAHH !!!!!!! GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD ‼️

Gerard in Wonderland