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JT by Petra Collins for I-D magazine
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I was wrapping a thick rubber band around some carrots when the band suddenly snapped and hit me in the face.
I caught the remains as they fell and just sort of stood there stunned for a second because it hit me just under my eye and stung like a bitch.
Seeing this, B vaulted over the kitchen island, snatched what was left of the rubber band from my hand, threw it on the floor, and started violently stomping on it while shouting things like, "you bastard!" "how dare you hurt my wife," and (as he was then throwing it's corpse in the trashcan) "and don't ever come back!"
I was laughing so hard I completely forgot how much the welt on my face hurt, and by the time B then turned to me and started peppering my face with gentle kisses, I was past any need to be upset about it.
#and now when I look in the mirror and see the red spot#i can't help but smile#lol#green flags#mylife#b#love#things my partner does#things my husband does
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TOMMASO MENONCELLO (& FAN)
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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
#right up there with ‘you can do whatever you want forever’#sorry for not knowing this is didion i guess#still profound to me!#b
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS#and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it#b
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My sleeping hound will point you to the left

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JT for I-D magazine by Petra Collins for I-D magazine
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#beautiful women#beauttiful girls#gorgeous women#cutie w a bootie#sexy pose#nice tiddies#pefect body#perfect breast#sexy lingerie!#b
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Diversity win! Jinx wishes you had good lesbian sex before she tries to kill you
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LINK TO THE SPREADSHEET
#palestine#free palestine#support palestine#palestinians#gaza#gaza strip#gaza genocide#palestinian genocide#israel is a terrorist state#from the river to the sea#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#b
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GUS KENWORTHY
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