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JT by Petra Collins for I-D magazine

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I was wrapping a thick rubber band around some carrots when the band suddenly snapped and hit me in the face.

I caught the remains as they fell and just sort of stood there stunned for a second because it hit me just under my eye and stung like a bitch.

Seeing this, B vaulted over the kitchen island, snatched what was left of the rubber band from my hand, threw it on the floor, and started violently stomping on it while shouting things like, "you bastard!" "how dare you hurt my wife," and (as he was then throwing it's corpse in the trashcan) "and don't ever come back!"

I was laughing so hard I completely forgot how much the welt on my face hurt, and by the time B then turned to me and started peppering my face with gentle kisses, I was past any need to be upset about it.

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TOMMASO MENONCELLO (& FAN)

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[slashersilly]

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[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[mysterypuppy]

My sleeping hound will point you to the left

[puppybong]

compilation

[wintercorrybriea]

JT for I-D magazine by Petra Collins for I-D magazine

[arataka-reigen]

Diversity win! Jinx wishes you had good lesbian sex before she tries to kill you

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LINK TO THE SPREADSHEET

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GUS KENWORTHY