#Azula is kind of a sugarmama
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ilikepjo24 · 1 year ago
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Avatar/Sokkla headcannon - Azula is a neat princess that believes in self care and good treatment. And so is her boyfriend. Heck, Sokka is even more of a princess than Azula. He always was a maximalist that wanted to buy lots of clothes,care products and purse- sorry, I meant, manly bags, and now he's finally able to do it because Azula is basically sugarmama-ing him.
She's rich. Royalty type of rich. She never had a spending limit. She doesn't even fully grasp the point and concept of a spending limit. Which means she's not hesitant at all about handing over her credit card/royal seal and letting Sokka run wild on his shopping sprees.
In the bathroom, Azula has a shampoo, a shower gel, a conditioner, a shower gel for the cleaning on private areas, a protective cream for the skin, a protective cream for the hair, a shower gel for the facial skill and foam for her light curls. Sokka has three times the amount of products.
He has a shampoo for dry skin, a shampoo for oily skin, a shampoo for washing the roots, a shampoo for washing the ends, a shampoo for discoloration of the hair, a shampoo for preventing slip ends, a shampoo that brings out the natural glow of the hair, two types of conditioner, a protective cream for the hair, a protective cream for the hair that specializes in protection from sun damage, a foam for his one single curly hair.
A shower gel for average skin, a shower gel for sensitive skin, a shower gel for private areas, a shower gel for shaved skin, a shower gel for babies because it's better for sensitive skin because it's better for sensitive skin than his sensitive skin shower gel, three types of loofahs with different softness levels, an exfoliating gloves, an exfoliating cream, a shower gel for facial skin, a shower fell for shaved facial skin, a hydrating cream for shaved facial skin.
Azula takes around 1 to 2 hours in the bathroom. Sokka needs at least 4. Do you know about those "mental health baths" were people fill up the bathtub and pour essential oils, salts, soaps and bath bombs? And light up some candles and stay there for your with some whine and a book? This is how each bath Sokka takes is like. Azula's taking care of the water bill.
It's not "Princess Azula and Warrior Sokka" it's "Princess Sokka and Royal Funds".
Warning: This AU can become awesomely better if you add some malewife Sokka into the mix.
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