#Aziraphale: *has yet to remember that human beings have to conform to things like breathing and blinking*

[megamindsupremacy]

Good Omens/The Sandman crossover idea:

I’ve seen a few fics before where Aziraphale and Crowley are professors teaching in their respective fields at the same university. I’ve also seen that apparently there’s a deleted scene that shows Hob Gadling as a history teacher in the modern era.

So obviously, there should be a fic where the three of them are all professors at the same university, and one poor student has all three of them as professors.

They have Aziraphale for English Lit, Crowley for Bio, and Hob for History. And this kid is CONVINCED they have an immortal professor

This person they’re convinced is immortal is Random Calc Professor. This man has absolutely WILD vibes but is otherwise a normal mortal human person who is definitely not immortal

I should add that Aziraphale and Crowley know each other is at the school, but neither know Hob is there, and vice versa. So we can add another layer of shenanigans onto the already wild pile of miscommunication happening here.

Also I need to emphasize how much of a Some Guy with Wack Vibes this random calc professor is. He is not by any means a demon, angel, immortal, deity, or otherwise an entity of supernatural origins. He’s literally just Some Dude but out of all the professors they have this kid has chosen the mortal one to believe is immortal.