Auldbert Kepwell! Captain of the SS Auldbert Kepwell. I know we’re all super stoked about the new facial decals, and I was inspired to make she who ferries fellowships across the seas for a small fee. (She was originally created on the fly as a joke, named for her old-but-kept-well ship, and with the voice of one of my customers from work, but she’s since become something quite special)