#Auden's period drabbles

[thepatricktreestump]

ttotm drabble #4

1.19.18 Period Imagine: Steve Harrington: Stranger Things Grab and Go Includes: gender neutral reader ---

“It’s honestly not that hard,” you narrowed your eyes at your boyfriend, hands over your shoulders.

“Yes! It is!” he argued. “Do you know how stupid I’m going to look walking in there looking for tampons? I don’t even know where to find tampons! I don’t even think I’ve ever seen a tampon in my life!”

“Steve,” you sighed. “Look, I’d do it, but I feel like complete shit and all my pants are in the wash cause I bled through.”

“I love you, I really do, but fuckin- what if someone sees me?” he draws out the last couple words as if it’s some monstrosity, like the worst thing that could ever possibly happen.

“Well sorry to taint your radiant masculinity pretty boy, but I need some tampons and you’re the only able bodied being around here to get them for me,” you insisted. “Come on. I’ll even pay for them if you so desperately need.”

“I don’t care about paying for them,” he rolls his eyes. “I care about someone seeing me buy them!”

“Well fuck you,” you muttered. “Guess I better find myself a better boyfriend.”

“What?” he blinked, flinching at your words. “What’d you just say?”

“I said you’re a pussy, and that if you can’t go buy me tampons, I might as well find a boy who will,” you explained, smug smile on your face.

“Oh fuck you too,” he replied, anger boiling up inside of him. “You know what?”

“What?” you raised an eyebrow, still smug smile plastered on your lips.

“I’m gonna walk into that store, and I’m gonna march right up to that tampon aisle wherever the fuck it is, and I’m gonna fucking go the register, and buy those goddamn tampons!” he announced.

“Oh yeah?” you challenged.

“Hell yeah!” he shouted.

“Good,” you grinned, smug smile resurfacing on your face. “Because that’s exactly what I planned.”

“Wait- what?” Steve’s face fell, confused, then coming to the realization. “Hey!”

“So what? Aren’t you gonna go buy them for me?” you teased.

“Oh whatever,” he rolled his eyes, unable to hold back his own laughter. “I love you.”

“Now go on,” you chuckled. “Grab and go. Make it quick. Then come back here so I can give you a little reward.”

“Reward?” he cocked an eyebrow, naughty smile tempting you.

“Just go already!” you insisted and he laughed, running over to give you a kiss before heading out the door and running the errand you so desperately needed. God, he was so stubborn, and even more so, such an idiot, but you loved him just the same.

[ohfrickfanfic]

I love your fic "blood lust" when I'm on my period my hormones are always ten times worse so I always look for fics like that!! I'm so happy I stumbled across your account

Thanks so much I know this sounds dumb but that actually means a lot to me Bloodlust is one of my fave fics I've ever written but I feel like it doesn't get enough love because period sex is like so taboo I guess. But I'm the same way which is why I wrote it. I always tend to reblog period fics when I find them because there's never enough! I plan on writing a part 2 of Bloodlust at some point. I know @thepatricktreestump has a few Period sex fics too I actually requested the Tyler one myself lol I don't think they're on their masterlist though but you can find them by searching the tag #auden's period drabbles on their blog and also if you scroll down on my blog there is another one I reblogged from AO3 about Tyler eating out Trans Josh on his period and it's Hott AF! Thanks again! 😊

[thepatricktreestump]

ttotm drabble #2

9.13.17 Period Imagine: 2-D: Gorillaz Are You Okay? Includes: gender neutral, fluff *I couldn’t help but write this with the mindset of how 2-D talks and stutters, so of course, the English is gonna be so screwed up and it’s gonna be British as fuck, but hey, that’s my boo ---

“Bloody hell!” you wake up to your boyfriend cursing, yanking the blankets off of you, holding his face in his hands. You just groan and reach for the sheets.

“2-D,” you whine. “What are you making such a fuss about?” You assumed he had probably seen a spider crawling in the sheets or something like that. He was often afraid of small things. You groggily sit up in bed, yawning, but then feeling something warm and wet in between your legs. Shit. It was that time of the month again, wasn’t it?

“Are y-you dying?” his face paled and you struggled to wake up, still dead tired. “What’s wif all the blood? Are you alright? S-should I call the ambulance?”

“I’m alright,” your face flushed, embarrassed. “It’s just uh, just my period sweetheart.”

“Your what?” he tilted his head to the side, innocent black eyes staring at you, confused. You couldn’t help but chuckle at how adorable he was.

“My period,” you explained. “I get a menstrual cycle every month you know.”

“A what?” he looked even more confused and you rolled your eyes.

“Nobody ever told you about periods?” you stifled a laugh.

“Well I uh, I-I think I saw it once, in a movie or som’fn,” he scratched the back of his head, confuzzled.  “I know a bit about it.”

“I’m not dying,” you explained. “I’m actually quite alright. Just hurts a bit. Lots of cramps. And mood swings. And chocolate cravings.”

“I can get you choc’late,” he quickly offered. “If you want sum.”

“Okay,” you gave a soft smile. “I’d like that.”

“An’ I can do the laundry,” he nodded. “You just uh, y-you rest up. On the couch. I’ll turn on the telly and fix you some tea.”

“You sure?” you raise an eyebrow, flattered by how sweet he was.

“Course,” he grinned a toothy smile. “Anything for you, y/n.” He gave you a kiss on the head before bunching up the stained blankets on the floor, tugging off the dirty bedsheets, and carrying it to the laundry room. You took a quick warm shower and then curled up on the couch in a blanket, seeing as 2-D had already queued up your favorite show on Netflix, making you smile. And of course, there was a warm cup of tea on the table for you, along with a note reading ‘I hope you feel better soon’ with a smiley face and his name. You loved your boyfriend so much, and although you had only been dating for a couple months, he had proved to be the sweetest guy you’d ever meet.

“Is that you?” you called out when you heard the front door swing open.

“It’s me,” he replied, stumbling into the living room carrying a bunch of bags. You widened your eyes.

“What’d you do? Buy the entire store?” you laughed.

“N-no,” he shook his head and put down the bags on the table. “I just thought I might get you som’fn. To cheer you up. Since you feel shitty.”

“Alright,” you chuckled softly. “I do love gifts.”

“Here,” he pulled out a bouquet of roses, making you gush.

“Oh baby, you didn’t have to,” you felt so overwhelmed.

“I want’d to,” he insisted. “I got some more stuff too.” He handed you your favorite sweets, a box of cookies, a bunch of candy bars, and even some bath bombs and candles.

“Why’d you pamper me so much?” you wondered.

“Cause I love you,” he shrugged.

“Come here,” you sighed, patting down on the couch so he could cuddle up beside you and join you curled up in the blanket. “I love you so much, baby.” You kissed him softly, tangling your fingers in his bright blue hair, smiling against his lips. When you pulled away, he gave a soft smile as well.

“So, are you okay?” he raised an eyebrow.

“Am I okay?” you repeated. “I’m wonderful sweetheart. Especially knowing that I have you.”

[thepatricktreestump]

i just got my period today so i’m really horny and that appreciation post of josh’s dick is not helping my current situation thank you

agh i'm so sorry! help yourself to #Auden's period drabbles tho!

[thepatricktreestump]

Omg I just saw you answer the ask about your weirdest kink! Could you please please please write a period sex fic with oral too! I love that shit and I feel like no ones willing to write it!!! Preferably Josh or Tyler but I'd settle for Brendon too!

I feel like Tyler would be into that kinda shit... perhaps I shall write a drabble for you guys since i'm supposed to start my period soon and i'm really turned on right now for some reason so yeah, i'll definitely take that into consideration. I've also really been wanting to do like period fic drabbles and little things like that because THERE'S NOT ENOUGH OF THAT IN THE WORLD! in fact, what if I just made a bunch of little period one shots and drabbles and tagged em as like "Auden's period fluff" and did em for different fandoms and stuff and OKAY IT'S HAPPENING YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS IT'S HAPPENING the people of the menstrual world need this gift we've been through too much

[thepatricktreestump]

ttom drabble #5

1.25.18 Period Imagine: Halsey Thanks to You Includes: gender neutral reader ---

“Why so grumpy?” Halsey frowned as she plopped beside you on the couch, turning the remote to the television off.

“Hey!” you whined, only wanting to watch the next episode of Lucifer. “I was watching that!”

“You seem off,” she tilted her head to the side, pouting her lower lip. “Has everything been alright?”

“I’m cranky and I’m on my period,” you narrowed your eyes. “Of course I’ve been off.”

“Ah,” you girlfriend sighed, tossing back the remote. “I see the problem. I’m sorry babe.”

“You could’ve just asked!” you rolled your eyes. “Now I gotta start the entire episode over again!”

“Or you can spend time with me,” she offered in a sing song voice, leaning on your shoulder and beaming up at you. You smirked down at her before placing your lips on hers, leaning back until you fell on the couch with a soft oof, and then reveling in the feeling of her lips sinking down on yours.

“I think I’d like this a lot more,” you admitted when she finally pulled away, on top of you, giggling.

“Yeah?” she raised an eyebrow. “I mean, you were pretty keen on finishing that episode.”

“Oh shut up,” you laughed, pulling her back for another kiss. You slipped your tongue into her mouth, closing your eyes, her hands traveling from your head down your shoulders and sides. When you both pulled away to catch your breath, you smiled at each other.

“You know what would make this better?” she asked.

“What?” you wondered.

“Snacks,” she replied, hopping off of you and chuckling to herself. “Cause I’m starving!”

“I’ve literally been craving chicken nuggets and fries all day long,” you groaned. “Please!”

“Alright,” she winked. “Chicken nuggets it is.”

“And don’t forget the chocolate milk!” you hollered as she got up off the couch to go search for the keys.

“Oh honey,” she began. “You know we never forget the chocolate milk in this household!”

“I love you Ash!” you called out as she opened the door to leave, blowing her a kiss.

“I love you too!” she smiled. “Take it easy and maybe grab some meds if you need to. And finish up your episode. I’ll be home before you know it.”

“Okay,” you sighed.

“You’re so spoiled,” she clicked her tongue teasingly before reaching for the doorknob.

“I know I am,” you gave a toothy smile. “It’s all thanks to you!”