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𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖕𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖖 𝖇𝖔𝖞𝖘

⇢ a tag game! choose 4 (or less) schools and describe what type of relationship (platonic or romantic) you’d have with 1-2 characters from those schools!

tagged by resident Asahi fucker miss Alli (〃∀〃)ゞ @watermelonsugawara

ps this was discussed con mis amigas porque I don’t think I have a good gauge on what I’m actually like to interact with cos my perception of myself is wonky

Aoba Johsai ♡︎ Oikawa Tooru

Alexa, play Man in the Mirror. I have been nominated, appointed, and crowned Oikawa kin by all my friends and the more the days go on the more I see it. A W or an L? You decide. Either way our levels of pettiness and vanity is simply unmatched. Charcuterie boards on sunny afternoons, champagne bars to get that bubbly type bitchy, we’d be on that twin flame type beat. Oikawa and I will fight for the title of the Worst God Complex holder, and I’ll let him win (only because he let me win the Biggest Brat Award.)

Oikawa and I wouldn’t date, but we might fuck for bants, and if we fuck we’re definitely setting up a camera with some good professional lights and an over the top setting because why waste the energy if we don’t create art to admire afterwards?

Inarizaki ♡︎ Miya Atsumu

Truly a case of Cunt vs. Cunt— place your bets now, a fiver a ticket. This whole friendship is just a running gag of who can make the other cry first; it consists purely and only of us being absolutely foul to each other in every way imaginable. Deep down we’re both glad there’s someone there to match out disgusting toxic energy, and even deeper down you might find a hint of appreciation for each other. But you won’t find that until about six feet under.

Absolutely would not date this man, but definitely the one that friends beg us to fuck because they’re sick of our constant fighting and thinks it’ll ease the tension. It doesn’t and it won’t; may fuck drunk on accident and it’s always better than we’d like to admit.

Johzenji ♡︎ Terushima Yuuji

Here we are lads; the Disaster Duo, the Chaos Cunts— Yuuji and I get on like a house on fire, and by that I mean, quite literally we may set a house on fire. God forbid we meet; his fearless cocky attitude meets my obnoxious enabler ass topped off with his balls of steel? A global red alarm, the earth as we know it will implode. Fuck Jesus turning water into wine, Yuuji and I’ll be turning the Pacific, Atlantic, and whatever other oceans into pure moonshine. (don’t ask us to name them, neither of us took an Academic Major) It’s sexy, and truly the best way to Apocalypse Now.

FWB galore, but also I am his best wingwoman. The amount of texts and sexts I’ve ghost-written for him puts Drake’s ghost-writer to shame. This is 100% based off of real experience and I apologize for all the girls I’ve hurt for my friends.

Nekoma ♡︎ Kozume Kenma

This isn’t purely delusional, I promise. I may be a walking hazard for everyone around me when I’m out and about, but that applies only when I leave the house. Don’t let this list fool you, if I had a dick I’d probably be an incel, and that’s on my record-breaking levels of laziness. I don’t do mornings, don’t do exercising, don’t practice self love in the sense of eating my 5 a day or sommat. I stay curled up in bed binging manga for 8 hours straight then proceed to take out my pent-up energy on shitty teammates in game.

I just think Kenma and I could have a very domestic, peaceful lazy relationship lounging round together. Also we’d share clothes; look me in the eye and tell me this effortlessly stylish manchild owns anything smaller than an XL. RT that Kenma baby, me too.

tags: @blahkugo , @theygottheircages , @sugardaddykenma , @bokutobabie , @sadwentz , @undermattsun , @lookslikeleese , @rat-suki , @pomsuki , @joyousandverywarlike , @pomsuki , @pleasantanathema , @obscureamor , @lovingsuna , @closetdegen