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redrobin-detective · 3 years ago

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I had one of those half awake semi lucid dreams when I napped earlier where Bruce gets swapped with a younger version of himself, one who is Batman but before he adopts Dick. The whole dream was the JLA needing to call in another Bat to help get Bruce back to his own time. They end up debating which Bat to call in because their Bruce is an experienced, time hardened Dad who can handle anything his children throw at him. They all feel it is “Needlessly Cruel” to make this young 20 something Batman be subject to his hellion children who would eat him alive.

And B is standing in the corner vibrating with concern because how many kids does his future self have and he’s concerned (and weirdly proud??) of the fact that the League is kind of freaked out by them.

#its very important to note that the JLA (to preserve identities) only refers to the batkids by their numbers #Clark: we need 1 here he's the oldest and knows B the best #Arthur: but he's going to make up horrible lies and try and crawl onto B's shoulders and probably break the old man's back #Diana: what about 5? hes a cutie #Barry: he's a nightmare and will absolutely challenge Bats to a death match upon meeting him #Oliver: what about 3 #Atom: nah 3 made big blue cry last week after he stood up Kon so no we can't #*B having 7 crises at once* what the fuck is wrong with these kids and why do I love them so much #its up for debate who they actually get to come up #but they do all Menace the fuck out of baby Bruce #anyway ✌

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