#Ask sam

[curvylizzie]

What's going on? Why am I suddenly growing so large what's this?! Was it something I ate?

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[samseaaa]

I’ve asked this question to all my friends who loves writing and loves creating stories so I’ll ask you the same.

let’s say Lloyd knows that his life is but a story written by someone, and Lloyd was able to meet the author of his story, what would you think he would say to you?

of course before having a relationship and after having a relationship

Before, brandishing a sword at me: “Why are you making it WORSE?!”

After, still brandishing said sword: “thanks for the girlfriend but WHY ARE YOU STILL MAKING IT WORSE.”

[kinito-and-friends]

"And as long as he's happy, we'll just let him obsess"

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[lyndentree63]

Dropout Discord Server traditions: - Daily revelations and 'new' speculations that The Blue could be Cherenkov Radiation - Jack blessing new initiates in the ACOC server with The Meme once they finish episode 9 - Weekly posting of the screenshot from Never After "Ally wheezes like a sad old man reliving horrific trauma" - Xitel asks Sam the most off-the-wall question you've seen since Wednesday - AABRIA RULES

[ohyeah-itssamwilson]

Hey Sam

- @official-buckybarnes

hey old man #2 :)

[sam-loves-seb]

Hiii, 38, 39 and 40 for the gallavich headcanon game, please? 🧡🖤

hi anon thanks so much for the ask 🤍

send me a number and i’ll answer with gallavich hcs

38: What’s their favorite part of the other’s body?

Ian — Ian’s favorite part of Mickey’s body are his eyebrows. They’re so expressive, and always on the move, jumping up to his hairline or pinching together and wrinkling the skin between them. Every thought Mickey has ever had plays clear as day across his eyebrows, and Ian has learned to read them all. They give him away too, a little tell, when he runs a finger over his brow or scratched at it with his nail when he needs a second. A pause. Ian loves the way they jump when Mickey laughs, how they relax when Mickey smiles.

Mickey — Mickey’s favorite part of Ian’s body are his hands. Strong, sturdy, big. His palm feels warm and heavy on Mickey’s thigh when they’re watching tv, his grip strong when he’s pinning Mickey’s wrists above his head. His fingers are long, delicate but sure, and Mickey revels in the feeling of them on him, in him, tangled up with his own over the center console. He’s always brushing the backs of their knuckles together when they’re walking down the sidewalk, nipping at Ian’s thumb when he traces the smile lines on his face. He loves Ian’s hands; loves every single way they touch him.

39: What music/podcasts do they listen to?

Ian listens to a blend of indie/rock and Mickey listens to straight up dad rock. They both despise country music.

Ian will listen to the occasional podcast, but he’s not much of a subscriber to a weekly drop. He’ll listen to 45 minutes on growing tomatoes in the summer, but he won’t be back next week for the podcast’s next segment on watermelons.

Mickey hates podcasts. He doesn’t like it when most people talk to him, why would he want to listen to two strangers? (This doesn’t stop Ian from putting them on in the truck sometimes.)

40: Extra headcanon on your mind today?

I’ve said this one before but I feel very strongly about it so I’m gonna say it again: Mickey joins a boxing gym over on the westside. It’s his “thing”, as Ian puts it, his new hobby that only he gets to (begrudgingly) enjoy. Ian has his plants and his yoga and his gym buddies in the little workout center on the first floor of their building, but Mickey has the ring downtown with his two training partners that he’s reluctant to call “friends” (even if that is what they are). He goes every Saturday for a couple hours, and sometimes again on a Tuesday or Wednesday night if they finish their deliveries early for the day. He brings Ian with him once or twice, just to show him around and maybe spar a little with him, but Ian mostly leaves him to go alone. He likes that Mickey has his “thing”. Everybody needs one.

[goober-net]

Kinito do you like

OLMS?

Don’t let Sam cook

[autism-industrial-complex]

Hi :)

I'm curious, what's the "#196" mean? (no pressure)

Hi!

I came over to Tumblr from Reddit when u/spez decided to royally fuck up accessibility and moderation tools with their API pricing.

There was a subreddit called r/196, where users were required to post something after browsing the subreddit (this was Rule 196). Posters would often title their posts following said rule as “Rule” or some pun related to that.

When Redditors migrated to Tumblr after our great bastion of shitposts fell, many of us tried to find our fellow Reddit refugees by tagging our posts with the names of certain subreddits.

Hence, the shitposts now have tags like #196, #r/196, #r196, and the like.

[carcharhinus-hemiodon]

Why do you think Great white sharks are so evil in movies

1. they're really big! they're on average around 14 feet with the biggest ones measuring closer to 20, and they can weigh up to 5,000 pounds. that's, like, 30 of me!

2. the book Jaws (and the subsequent movie) really helped make that scare happen. it worked really well, so people kept making horror movies from them. I personally think the mako shark is the scariest but to each their own

3. they do contribute a large portion of yearly human attacks, averaging a little less than 10 per year

4. they live in almost all coastal off-shore areas, as opposed to sticking to one sea or continent! so they're really widespread geographically speaking

5. look at that smile! :D

(photo creds to the IFL Sharks Facebook page!)

their up to 3 inch long teeth are serrated, and they have over 300 of them! humans only have 32! great whites are also constantly losing teeth so it's very common to find them :-)

please note that humans are not prey to them! most bites are test bites and typically they leave people alone because we're gross to them. also a lot of bites occur in low visibility waters, and they don't have the best eyesight anyway :(

also people just really won't leave sharks alone lmao a lot of shark attacks are provoked

[samstwilightzone]

1 3 4 6 8 11 19 28 for the art ask meme~

Ooooh! Okayyy! Thank you for the ask Luna!!! ♡

1. what medium do you use most (if applicable, what software)?

I draw traditionally using pencil and paper, lineart is done with a handwriting black ink pen, and colouring is done with whatever colouring pencils I hace available, I use markers for shading or blending the colours so there's no visible nines or white spots.

3. your favorite piece(s)?

Hmmmmm.... I guess it would have to be this one? It's old but- I don't really have a drawing that I'd call my favourite, but I'm really fond of this one.

4. piece you wish got more love?

Ummmm? This one? I drew this one hoping to turn this into a trend in the ososan community as well and nobody really noticed.

6. favorite thing to draw?

Aki, and her hair if we are to be more specific, It just feels so fun to.make all the little bumps and curled points and the sideburns for her curly hair

8. thing you struggle to draw?

Hands, I hate drawing hands, not a fan, keep them in your pocket

11. do you listen to anything while drawing?

I listen to music most often, but sometimes I listen to game reviews, art drama commentary and Internet drama in general, I thrive off the rush of dopamine that hits when I argue with myself

19. where do you find inspiration?

Pinterest! A lot of the times, and sometimes it comes from just role-playing or talking to my moots about our ocs! I think.im.the most motivated when I have someone else engaging me in my fantasies as it helps inspire me.

28. whats a piece you would like to redraw at some point?

Not really, no, I don't think about it at all really. I draw something and I just move on from it. Simple. :P

[silverbirching]

Qqueenofhades said you like "deeply hilarious and wildly correct facts"...this is the best I could do

Most toilets flush in e flat

Welcome to the hellsite! 🤗

Pure poetry, I feel v. welcomed, vay seen / appreciated. Allow me to offer you a beautiful gem of knowledge in return:

Mountain goats love salt so much they'll assault hikers in order to drink their piss.

WUV <3

[curvylizzie]

Why am I so awkward when I’m pregnant like this?!

[samseaaa]

“He sent me a a weak, warm look. “I’ll make some room in my drawers if you do the same.”

I held up my pinkie. “Promise.” ”

My reaction:

They're adorable

LMAOOO thank you haha

they’re my lil pookies fr I love them sm

[kinito-and-friends]

I wanna ask for a hug from one of you, but i can't choose because you all seem so huggable- ówò'

"Group hugs are the best!" "Definately" "Especially your hugs Kinny!"

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Hi hi! I have a Ko-Fi which you guys can support me(and therefore this blog) through! Every small bit helps and I'm currently saving up for a new tablet so that I can work on this blog more frequently. Here's the link and have a wonderful day

[amonisweird]

Sam>>>>>>>any other Grawolfquinn characters I love him😁 (NOT IN A ROMANTIC WAY)

[ohyeah-itssamwilson]

hey! It is the bird man

— @itsyelena-thenotposer

yes. I am the bird man.