#Asharomi

[asharomi]

Just had the greatest honor of my life as someone who just learned how to sew.

[plumadesatada]

timestamps make this extra hilarious

Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

[pinkertonian]

@asharomi

[walrusofdoom]

Please look at this picture of my friend standing alone on the dance floor of a furry convention (x)

[hannahlady]

a sketch of my bro, @asharomi based on one of the many excellent snaps he has sent me

[giraffe-neck-ginger]

TAKE YOUR PROBLEMS AND PUT THEM ON THE TOP SHELF WHERE THEY WON'T BE BOTHERED U BIG BOI

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK I WILL ILL JUST GO HANG OUT WITH THE OTHER GIRAFFES THEYLL STILL LOVE ME

[asharomi]

Nothing to see here, just two dudes who love looking at birds together

[walrusofdoom]

He's right. That home stuck guy was telling the truth.

WHY ARE YOU AMERICANS LIKE THIS, CAN YOU NOT BE NORMAL FOR ONCE

[asharomi]

[giraffe-neck-ginger]

Go fuck yourself you large so-and-so.

Listen I didn’t ask for this life do you know how much I want to be able to fit into a bath tub? And then everyone sees me and theyre just like man you must be great at basketball but IM SO BAD life is pain

[asharomi]

I shaved my head and I look like if someone typed "Persian Stanley Tucci" into the world's worst AI rendering program

[hannahlady]

@asharomi

Amir, you already renewed your monthly membership to knowing too much about me - we're good, ya big tuna

I open up way too much on here for ya’ll to be knowing me in real life

If you know me irl, pretend that my internet presence is a mystery

[walrusofdoom]

2010 hair will remain in the past

BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACKBRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK 

[hannahlady]

Look at this dumb baby