#Arthur doesnt actually wajt the full month

[gaiussleechtank]

There'll be a shit ton of miscommunication when Arthur returns, purely based on the different time periods.

For exanple:

Arthur being a pissy prat

Merlin flips him off

Arthur, scsndalised: You will do no such thing!

Merlin now confused: what?

Merlin then realises that the meaning of the middle finger has changed over time, and that Arthur believes that Merlin is threatening to fuck him, when Merlin is in fact saying 'go fuck yourself'.

Merlin: wait hold on-

Arthur then ignores him: I won't join your bed until at least a month of courtship, I may not be king anymore but I was raised a gentleman.

Merlin now shocked and surprised at what Arthur is saying: o-okay

+ accidental boyfriend acquired