#Arjun x krishna

[aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna]

Krishna, in Vishwaroop, asks his Beloved Parth, "Am I not scary?"

And Arjuna replies, "Scary? My God, you're Divine!"

[zeherili-ankhein]

Krishna: *about Arjun* He's half my soul, Daruka!

Shiva:

Krishna: Gurl you have Vishnu leave me alone!

Shiva: YOU BOTH ARE LITERALLY THE SAME???

Krishna: IT'S COMPLICATED

Arjun: *pops out* Are you cheating on me?

Krishna:..... What?

Arjun: Who is Ayyappa 🤨

Krishna:

Shiva and Arjun: *bombastic side eye*

Krishna:

Daruka: Lol this is the shit *grabs popcorn*

Krishna: DUDE?

LMAO DARUKA IS SO ENTERTAINED (feel ya Daruka me too me too)

But on that it would be so interesting if Ayyappa and Arjun met someday

Shiva: ok what if I become Radha? Then?

Krishna:

Krishna: I mean....

Arjun: 🤨

Krishna: it's not like that!!

Daruka: you want some popcorns too??

Ayyappa:

Ayyappa: I just wanna go home-

[blue-lotus333]

Arjuniya - 🪷🤍

“when Arjuna plunged into the water of the lake, which was tinged with the pollen dropped from white lotuses, lotuses opening on moonrise, (other) lotuses and red and blue lotuses, and which was agreeably perfumed with honey-drops, which was shaken by the notes of corpulent swans, whose four banks were decked with jewels, which had ripples due to gentle breezes, she vanished just there. The charmingly smiling one got up and on seeing around, was confused. He instantly saw himself (to be turned into) a wonderful, excellent lady,

who had a slim, fair, charming body like the rays of pure gold, whose age was that of a sparkling youth, whose face resembled the autumnal moon, whose hair was very dark, curly, glossy and shining with jewels, whose curls of hair on the plate (-like forehead) were brightened up due to the rays from the mark of red lead, who had vanquished Cupid’s bow due to the knittings of the creeper-like eyebrows being manifest, whose wagtail-like eyes were dark like clouds and sportive,

whose round cheeks were sparkling due to the bright lustre of the jewelled ear-rings, whose wonderful creeper-like arms were delicate like lotus-stalks, whose sprout-like hands took away all the beauty of autumnal lotuses, who had put on a waist-band made of gold and arranged cleverly, whose hips were shining with jingling girdles, whose beautiful place of hips was covered with a shining garment, whose lotus-like feet were very charming due to the jingling jewelled anklets, who possessed the skill in the various arts of love being manifested, who was endowed with all (good) characteristics,

who was adorned with all ornaments. Due to the illusion of (i.e. created by) the lover of the cowherdesses he forgot whatever belonged to his former body; and after that, being very much astonished, stood there, not knowing what to do.”

- Padma Purana, 61b-74a

[15pantheons]

Krishna x Arjuna headcanons??? PWEEEEEJJJJJJ

Yup!!

[julians-cutlery]

Hello hello hello, krishnarjun fandom, it is I! The very new addition to this chaos that is the Krishna x arjun tumbr blog-verse

[blue-lotus333]

@h0bg0blin-meat

BLOOKIESS

a summary of the gita

[h0bg0blin-meat]

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

[op-reader]

You can't convince me otherwise. This must have happened at one point.

Arjun: It would be nice if it rains now

Krishna: *Looks up at the sunny sky and frowns*

...Starts raining...

Krishna: *Smirks*

Arjun (Oblivious): Wow! Look Madhav, it's raining

[aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna]

Arjun: *faints from embarrassment*

Others in the room: what in the actual fu-

Krishna: *knew what was gonna happen but still did it* *smirks at his Parth*

Draupadi: *confused* wasn't aryaputra Arjun the top-

Krishna: yesn't actually

Nakul: *smiling smugly* omg i didn't know bhrata Arjun was like this-

@h0bg0blin-meat you NEED to see THIS

Arjun - Sahdev

Sahdev: So ya’ll have nick names?

Arjun: Nah we don’t do that.

Sahdev: UH HUH

Sahdev: Hey, what is the other name for dad?

Arjun: Daddy?

Krishna, from the other side of the room: Yes kitten?

Arjun:

Sahdev:

Arjun:

Sahdev: Don’t ever lie to my face again.

@incorrectmahabharatquotes @askhindumyths @hindumythologyevent

@1nsaankahanhai-bkr @soniaoutloud @supermeh-krishnafan @amandaanubis

[whimsiquix]

I feel in a write-y sort of mood. Does anyone have any prompt requests? Preferably from Salaar/RRR/Kalki/Mahabharat (also, please don't ask me to finish Invictus/Onore first, I'll get around to doing it)

[aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna]

A 'small' KrishnArjuna fanart 🤭🥰✨️💖🦋🦚🙆‍♀️

[zeherili-ankhein]

Do you ship krishnarjuna? Pls pls i wanna be your frnd

Err..No... I mean I love love their platonic bromance dynamic a lot. As in romantic ship no I don't.

But I have nothing against anyone else shipping them, anybody is free to do as they wish. :)

Sure I'd love to be your friend, if you'd still want to...

[blue-lotus333]

I am getting mentally unstable due to the sheer lack of Arjuni/krishnarjuna content

yaaa

it's been a few months and it's died down

I hope you're still into that ship tho

[stxrrynxghts]

Krishna: Are you in love with Subhadra? Arjuna, sweating: ....no? Krishna: Then why do you draw "A+S" in hearts everywhere? Arjuna: It stands for anxiety and suffering

[archpoet77]

Arjun, sweating : So, uh, I’ve been wanting to ask you something-

Subhadra : Oh, thank god you’re finally proposing.

Arjun: Wh - how did you -

Subhadra : Arjun, you dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Arjun :

Subhadra : I even had to pick it up once.