#Arcade big hand erm ok

[antxnous]

go fornicate urself

[ceo-of-daichi]

Characters ~ Ukai Keishin x Fem!Reader, Sugawara Koushi x Fem!Reader

Summary ~ Just some fluffy headcanons about what these 2 would be like for your birthday :)

Genre ~ Fluff

Warnings ~ Swearing, Slightly Suggestive

Word Count ~ 1.5k

A/N ~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY @super-noya !! Hope you have the best day and enjoy these fluffy headcanons🥺

Ok so this man is not one for extravagant acts of love and affection like I feel Suga would be! 

He just wants you to have a good time and enjoy your special day because he really appreciates you

SO hear me out, I feel like he would go to your friends and start to organise a surprise party

Fully organising it for weeks before, he wants everything to be perfect

Why do I feel like he makes bunting for it, and banners? I feel like he is hands on, he wants you to know that you are loved by everyone and this is the perfect way

Gets to the point that you almost catch him making the banner and he legit has never moved so fast in his life, quickly spinning you round and walking you out the room.

‘Hey Keishin, what you want for…’ Before you could finish your sentence he had turned you around. ‘K-Keishin what the fuck are you doing?’ You asked as he pushed you down the hall away from his room. 

‘Oh i just.. Erm, I thought we could make dinner together? A real couple bonding experience you know?’ He smiles through his rapidly thought up plan.

‘But you're a shit cook,’ You state, raising a brow at him and laughing slightly.

You are so confused the whole time, he starts acting hella weird on occasions and honestly you have no idea why. He was suddenly trying to keep you busy a lot more than usual...was he cheating on you? Basically you start to worry

He sets up the school gym, hanging his homemade banners and bunting. The boys and your friends help him (you don’t go to Karasuno because that would be pedophilia HOWEVER you know the boys through Ukai and therefore the gym is the perfect place)

ALSO lots of balloons that Hinata and Kags spent the whole day blowing up, Tsukki kept laughing at Hinata because he could NOT tie a balloon. This meant Tsukki now got left to tie all Hinata's balloons.

You get slightly worried because all you received from your boyfriend was a simple text in the morning saying ‘Happy birthday love! Hope you have a good day.’ 

You also received a text from your friends that said ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Be ready for 7pm we are taking you out!’ 

Ngl low key sad that you weren’t going to see your boyfriend that day! SIKE.

Your friends pick you up for 7 and they walk you to the gym, because you don’t live far away. 

Confused af because… WHY are you at the school gym, when you left highschool like 3 years ago.

Open the double doors to reveal all your friends, the volleyball team and Ukai.

Honestly almost had a heart attack, but you quickly hugged your friends before running over to Keishin and giving him a BIGGG hug and a lil kiss

You had a bomb ass time, they all got you little gifts which were super cute! 

Keishin definitely is someone I feel goes above and beyond for gifts like, something you really need, or something hella practical you didn’t know you needed.

Like… a chainsaw or something you get my point

So you are really grateful for what he gets you and from that you can tell he really cares and pays attention

At the end of the night you thank your friends because you have had an amazing time but they are like… it was mainly Ukai

This kinda shocks you

So you thank him! And also I feel like he would really say happy birthday with soft sex after :3

‘It was really Keishin that organised all this?’ You questioned, unsure why he hadn’t said anything. He was letting other people take the credit for something he worked really hard on, sounds like him.

‘Yeah, he roped us in but he worked on all the decorations and cake.’ Your friend says as she picks up her bag to go. Waving her off you go to confront your boyfriend. Sauntering up to him with your arms crossed over your chest and a brow raised, you began to speak.

‘So… this was all you huh? How come you didn’t say anything honey?’ You gave him a playful glare.

He chuckled and moved closer to you, ‘Mainly because i didn’t want you to call me that…’ you saw the blush appear on his ears as he stood inches away. 

‘I thought you loved that nickname babycakes’ You teased, wrapping your arms around his neck. You knew he hated pet names; this was the perfect revenge for letting everyone else take credit for his work.

‘You know I hate your pet names love…’ He whispered before catching your lips with his, hooking his hands under your thighs and hoisting you up. You wrap your legs around his waist as you melt into the kiss.

‘Happy birthday [y/n]…’ He said after pulling away from your lips to start roughly kissing your neck. You had a feeling this is where your actual birthday gift was about to be given.

I feel like Suga is hella big on birthdays, like he wants to make it the best day for you (as you deserve)

So he probably starts off waking you up early with a balloon in his hand, softly singing happy birthday (even if he doesn’t live with you he will find a way into your apartment or house)

Soft kisses all over your face when you awake, whispering how he has the whole day planned for the both of you

Suggests you wear something summery before leaving you to change

He is DEFINITELY someone who has pre prepared your favourite breakfast so when you come out your room all you can smell is food.

After yall have eaten breakfast and chatted for a bit allowing you to wake up, he leads you to your car, not letting you know where he is taking you

KING of being cute af on the drive, either holding your hand or thigh

Why can i see this man taking you to a little seaside town, letting you go into all the amusement arcades and paying for all your games so you can try win an awesome prize

Won’t leave till he has like thousands of tickets bet

HE IS DEFO SOMEONE WHO SPENDS AN HOUR TRYING TO WIN YOU SOMETHING FROM THE CLAW MACHINE LIKE I DON’T TAKE CRITICISM

After yall are done with the arcades ( i also feel like he would wanna play mini-golf?) he takes you to a really cute restaurant on the beachfront

Definitely told them it was your birthday when he booked so they would sing you a song or something like they do in TGI Fridays i love the balloon crowns ok

He requested when he booked that you got a table next to the windows that look out onto the sea because he knows you love to watch the ocean

 But he also pays for the food, even if you insist you should split it (it's your birthday... he ain’t letting you pay for shit)

After you both have had food, he takes you for a walk along the pier (boardwalk) and onto the beach

You both just chat nonchalantly and bask in each others presence, allowing the sea breeze to wash over you

Before you leave he takes for ice cream and you both sit on a bench on the pier looking out

Probably lean your head on his shoulder and be all cute

Then he drives you back home… WRONG he takes you to a cute location and you star gaze

Safe to say its the best birthday you have had in a while

‘Koushi, where are you taking me? I thought we were heading home?’ You question, gazing out at the field where he had parked his car.

‘You really thought your day ended with ice cream huh?’ He chuckles as he got out of the car, running round the side and letting you out. Confused you let him lead you, eventually you got to the top of a small hill that looked over a lake. Sitting down on the grass looking out on the view, you couldn’t help but think about what an amazing day you were having. All thanks to your boyfriend.

The lake was surrounded by greenery, not a house or big road in sight. Your eyes immediately focused on the small forest off to the left of the lake, the trees gently swaying in the wind. You loved trees, and wondered what type of habitats would be hiding inside. It truly was a beautiful place. Especially the stars, the way they twinkled a light gold against the contrasting night sky. You found yourself sighing deeply as you let your thoughts be taken over by nature. As you were lost in thought a soft pair of eyes landed on you, not being able to look away at how engrossed you were with the surrounding scenery.

‘Wow this is beautiful…’ Noticing how the sky wasn’t polluted by light and how clearly you could gaze off into the sky.

‘Yeah… my favourite view’ He wasn’t looking at the sky though… his eyes locked on your figure once again as you gazed off into the sky. Being with you was his favourite place to be.

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[kendallmyeong]

BACKSTORY! 

francis ‘franny’ myeong

born on april 6th ( three fire signs in the myeong household, whewww !! ) 

giraffe baby #3

PERSONAL BITS!

the mom friend™ even nags/whines to his parents to come home on time n not to get hella fkcin trashed lmao 

hes reliable af. cooks. cleans, handyman, and whatever you need, he's your man.

even begged his parents to make him business cards when he was younger to pass around his neighborhood lmao (deadass cooked and cleaned for an elderly couple every weekend before they passed)

roguish, charming and mischievous to an end, evoking a carefree nature that might ostensibly fool you at first glance into believing he’s a simple or light-hearted person. a wild kind of person with mostly good intentions and usually bad execution. loves to make trouble and he does a good job at it. passionate and just as compassionate but he isn’t afraid to show his ugly sides.

emotionally driven. huge fire sign energy 🔥

it’s not that he gives off bad boy energy because he doesn’t necessarily, he gives off good guy energy but like, problematic good guy energy lol. likely doesn’t read as the type to take home to mom, which is funny because he’s a big family man and would be very kind and charming and make a great son-in-law okie lol

ok maybe like he gives off second-male-lead energy, you know the type from k-drama who doesn’t get the girl despite being a nice enough guy and caring about the protagonist. that’s him, that’s franny. 

serially giving off wrong vibes then being surprised when people misinterpret his intentions. again, he’s a fire sign so, forgive him

really kind at heart and well-adjusted, if a little jaded about finding his ‘true love’. afraid to get deep with people despite being an unbelievably deep and emotional dude.

he’s a memer, the guy who will definitely text you some stupid shit or just repeatedly hit you with obscure dumb memes. he’s also a weeb who loves anime, video games and other things. 😅 also collects books w pretty cover artwork, has a soft spot for boba milk tea despite being lactose intolerant. 

had a decent glow up and likes fashion, art, and pretty clothes, even if he isn’t great at dressing himself. his insta feed is superB!!! 

quick to get caught up in his head, great at worrying over very small things, probably needs to relax.

he loves hanging out at arcades and could spend an entire afternoon talking about conspiracy theories. he knows he’s a little eccentric. 

cereal plug lmao. he loves cereal and has so much variety of cereal at his house n lowkey cereal box collector. 

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS!

a best friend or a small handful of close friends

maybe a crush? past crush? unrequited? anything along the lines of unsuccessful romance!

erm..someone who shares his love for cereal/animes/boba/art/fashion.all that was mentioned above.

maybe someone who ran into him in the arcade/library!! 

he visits coffee shops often so perhaps someone he can meet there

tik tok buddies??? collab time 

i can’t think of a lot atm but if there’s sth you’re up for i’d be down to plot anything!

[comedysketches]

Christening - A bit of fry and Laurie

Stephen: I baptise thee Rupert Jeremy James -

Hugh: No, hold on a minute.

Stephen: What is it?

Hugh: You're right darling, Nicholas is better. Nicholas Thomas Geoffrey

Stephen: Nicholas Thomas Geoffrey

Deborah: You can't have Nicholas Thomas: that's a very ugly rhyme

Hugh: You're right. What was the other one we liked?

Deborah: Timothy Nicholas Peter

Hugh: No, Nicholas Timothy Peter.

Stephen: (Dipping finger in water) OK. Nicholas Timothy Peter?

Deborah: Yes

Hugh: It's a shame to lose Jeremy though, isn't it?

Deborah: I still like Duncan.

Hugh: Duncan Jeremy Nicholas or Nicholas Jeremy Duncan?

Stephen: Look. I have got a wedding in ten minutes

Hugh: You're being paid aren't you?

Stephen: (Puzzled) No ...

Hugh: Nick's idea was Peregrine

Deborah: Oh darling, you can't call a baby Peregrine.

Stephen: So, Peregrine Jeremy Duncan ...

Deborah: I know it sounds silly but I've always loved Dick.

Stephen: Erm ...

Hugh: Now Dirk's due for a revival.

Deborah: Duncan Dirk Dick.

Hugh: Rather fetching.

Stephen: Duncan Dirk Dick, I baptise thee in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost, Amen. We receive this child into the congregation of Christ's flock and so sign him with the sign of the cross (Signs with finger on forehead) and in token that hereafter he shall not be ashamed to confess the faith of Christ crucified and manfully to fight under his banner against sin, the world and the devil, and to continue Christ's faithful soldier and servant unto his life's end. Amen.

Hugh: No it's still not right...I don't know... hold on, what about Tweeble?

Deborah: Oh darling...

Hugh: Well it's our nickname for the little blighter anyway, so why not?

Deborah: Tweeble Timothy James, I like it.

Hugh: Yeah, Tweeble Timothy James.

Stephen: I'm sorry, it's Duncan Dirk Dick, I've just done it.

Hugh: Well, undo it.

Stephen: Undo it?

Hugh: Yes.

Stephen: This is a Holy Sacrament of the Church, not a bleeding hotel reservation, you can't just undo it.

Hugh: You're beginning to annoy me, buster. Look at this card. (Holds up white card) What does it say?

Stephen: "Christening service".

Hugh: Yes. Service, notice - not rudeness. It doesn't say "Christening rudeness".

Stephen: I wasn't being rude.

Hugh: Just bear in mind that there are plenty of other religions you know. Some of them, I may say, offering much greater range and value.

Deborah: Not to mention carpets. Look at this.

Hugh: So come on. Hand him over.

Stephen: What?

Hugh: Hand him over. We'll take a look at the Mosque on Arlington Road, if it's all the same to you.

Stephen: But I haven't finished the service!

Hugh: The rudeness, you mean? Well you should have thought of that before.

Stephen: Look, you can't just walk out half way through.Think of the child!

Hugh: Screw the child. Haven't you heard the news?

Stephen: Well I've heard some news, but I doubt if it's the same news that you're ...

Hugh: There's a revolution going on. Enterprise,initiative. Those who can't trim their fat go to the wall.

Stephen: What wall?

Hugh: What wa ... ? You just don't know what I'm talking about do you? I'm talking about the way you're running this flea-bitten, one-horse operation. Take this building. All this equity tied up for what? A couple of weddings a week. Pathetic. God, I'd like to get my hands on this place. I could really do something. Shopping arcade, four luxury flats, brasserie downstairs. It's a criminal waste

Stephen: (Getting annoyed, puts baby in font to use both hands no speak - no one notices) Look, matey, this is a church, not a dealing room. I am not interested in your creepy theories about enterprise and initiative. This place is founded on ideas a bit more permanent than the Dow Jones Index.

Hugh: Yeah?

Stephen: Yeah. Something a tadge classier than "buy long, sell short and get into gilts".

Hugh: Uhuh?

Stephen: The Church will be here long after your little brat has grown up, ripped a few people off and died unloved in his Spanish retirement villa.

Deborah: Portuguese, actually. And there's no need to be so beastly.

Stephen: Well I'm sorry, but people like you really piss me off.

Hugh: You've got a big mouth, mister. So what's your pitch, your scam, your angle?

Stephen: Well look at you. You fight and deal and cheat all your life to get enough money to spend a few years wobbling your fat old bodies round a beach or a golf course, but what provision have you made for after your retirement?

Hugh: After my retirement?

Stephen: I'm talking about heaven.

Hugh: Heaven? Isn't that where the Gilroys went,darling?

Deborah: Devon.

Hugh: Oh yeah.

Stephen: After a hard life, don't you think you ought to treat yourself to a little long-term security? I'm talking about lifestyle, status, comfort, and peace-of-mind.

Deborah: (Nudging Hugh) Don't trust him, Pudding.

Hugh: Give me space, give me space.

Stephen: She's right, think about it, Pudding. Think about it. Talk to your independent spiritual adviser.

Hugh: Hmm. He may have something.

Stephen: And if you won't treat yourself, have a thought for Duncan Dirk Dick. Give him a chance to get in on the ground floor.

Hugh: Darling, and no disrespect to you, Vicar, but what I'm thinking is this. How about a mixed portfolio, whereby we spread him through Judaism, Islam, Hindu and so on, maintaining a firm base in the Church of England?

Deborah: It does sound safer.

Hugh: Exactly.

Stephen: Alright. So. Duncan Dirk Dick, I baptise thee in ...

Deborah: Well then it ought to be something like Duncan Isaac Sanji.

(hugh Line that I forgot)

Deborah: Oh how about Duncan Abraham Naresh?

Stephen: Right. Do it yourselves. There's the water, there's the hymn book. I'm off for a slash