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bitchfitch · 1 year ago

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hi, who's the funniest celebrity to be eaten by a sphinx?

I live under a rock and needed Taylor Swift explained to me a few months ago so I only know the ones who are like, political inconveniences. and death by sphinx is a very Specific way to go that's too grand and dramatic to be actually funny for most of them.

#like first thought was musk because of how smart he thinks he is. but 'killed by a royal sphinx' is too Big to be funny for #a dude whos got such a desperate need for attention #drump is out for similar reason His greed is what most would characterize him by but hes too bumbling for Sphinx death to thematically work #Anyways theyre a pixelated gore blob in this comic. its just the last name i need so im Definitely over thinking this #but every frame is a chance for a joke tou know how it is

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