#Anyways it’s either him or a Yu-Gi-Oh character and everything around them is scorched earth.

[randomtheidiot]

You’re forgetting that if they do fight in a fistfight, all of them have to fight Ash “Looked God In The Eye” Satoshi Ketchum, the canonical ghost wizard Jedi and Pokémon league world champion who literally fights for a living. What are they gonna do, kill him? He’s already died five times in one timeline, he’ll just come back again.

I’m not saying that he’ll beat them all like a Mary Sue and piss on their graves, but he’d be a nightmare to deal with in any sort of combat situation because his Pokémon are stupidly powerful and he’s beefy as shit even without them. He’d put up a damn good fight.

They also have to fight the actual fucking dinosaurs from Dinosaur King, the gunslinging whatever-the-fucks from Digimon and the evil piss and shit demons* from Yo-Kai Watch.

*I am not using “piss” and “shit” as generic adjectives, that’s actually what their powers do.

I think we should take all the main characters from late 90s/early 2000s Japanese kids shows about collecting marketable mascot characters and making them fight, lock them in a room together and see what happens.