#Anyway that's how I got a signed copy of R.L. Stine's autobiography and it's still one of my prized possessions.
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joemerl · 1 year ago
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It's no longer Halloween where I live, but anyway: Dictionary.com (of all places) had a contest guest-judged by my childhood hero, R.L. Stine. It was to write the first 50 words of a story involving a haunted house.
Sadly, neither of my entries won, but I thought I'd post them here just for fun.
Entry #1:
"Those who enter Strongmore Manor will haunt its halls forever."
I can vouch for that. I sneaked in for a dare in 1986, becoming the lucky thirteenth victim of Gregor Strongmore's curse.
I watch as another group of kids creep through the door. As if this place wasn't crowded enough.
Entry #2:
Steven could tolerate his roommates at first. The piercing screams, slamming doors and visions of hanged bodies were a small price to pay for buying a Victorian mansion so cheaply.
Then they took his cookies.
The cookies CLEARLY labeled with HIS name.
"That's it!" he screamed. "I'm calling an exorcist!"
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