#Anyway Joe down the street's god is some mythical hero who can heal people
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God can’t kill me. I’m an atheist.
I was too until god turned me into a raccoon
#In case there's actual confusion: “god” is what I call the specific god who:#1. Turned me into a raccoon#2. Made it very clear I was his “pet” now and he wasn't going to leave me alone#3. Issued me a small number of orders that were all extremely simple to follow#So basically he's my god now#So I call him god#This is how conversion stories usually go right?#Anyway Joe down the street's god is some mythical hero who can heal people#Mine is a Tumblr mutual who likes grammar#c'est la vie
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