#Anton Tobias headcanons

[devourable]

masterlist ! long post under cut. anything without links is unfinished. nsfw content marked in red

{ boy yanderes }

yandere church boy (⛪️ abraham atkins)

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hcs / asks :

sfw hcs 1 . sfw hcs 2 . nsfw hcs . darling w different religion . equally religious darling . darling from large family .

fics, drabbles, etc :

prayer session - private service - genesis 9:6 - divine sin [ocxoc ; by darling--core] - kinktober; overstim [ocxoc ; by darling--core] - my angel {wip, coming soon!}

yandere hacker (🖥️ gene eliades)

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hcs and asks :

gene x camslut darling

fics, drabbles, etc :

coding lesson - kinktober; cockwarming [ocxoc ; by darling--core]

yandere prodigy (🪶 sterling cygnus)

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hcs and asks :

ask dump . what if darling left school? . college parties . handmade birthday present . overheard confession . positive reinforcement darling

fics, drabbles, etc :

field trip - i like you {wip, coming soon!}

aus :

professor cygnus (older!au)

yandere best friends (tobias lovell & sebastian lee ; 🍀 the neighbors)

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hcs and asks :

nsfw hcs - shy voyeur darling (wip, coming soon!)

yandere delinquents (mattias c., judas j., dominic g., aaron d. ; 🚬 the delinquents)

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hcs and asks :

how did they meet? . nsfw headcanons . sick darling . dom reader . darling’s birthday . asexual darling . oral fixation darling

yandere monster (🌲 mykolas)

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hcs and asks :

sfw headcanons . how does he mate with his darling?

fics, drabbles, etc :

break time

yandere cheerleader (📣 orion knight) — wip

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yandere idol (🎤 ivan armani) — wip

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the huntsman (🪓 gareth sharpe) — wip

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{ girl yanderes }

yandere gym bunny (💪 valentina everett)

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hcs and asks :

wedding headcanons

fics, drabbles, etc :

wlw comfort drabble - making a scene

yandere princess (👑 althea chrysostomides)

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yandere mermaids (kallisto, tomila, lyonesse ; 🪸 the mermaids)

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hcs and asks :

what gifts do they like? . sfw headcanons . what if darling wants a family?

fics, drabbles, etc :

mating season (wip, coming soon!)

yandere farmer (🌾 linden bell) — wip

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the coven (wip)

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{ nonbinary yanderes }

the butcher (🥩 rhodes williams)

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hcs and asks :

vulture culture darling . nsfw headcanons . fiesty/protective darling

fics, drabbles, etc :

better days - helpless - make me bleed

the stalker (💌 vega leers) — wip

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the alt kids (faust m., delta c., anton f., ; 🕷️ the alt kids)

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hcs and asks :

nsfw hcs

the demon (🩸 melchior) — wip

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[ poly yanderes ]

the parents (angel & bianca moreno ; 🧸 the parents) — wip

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the villains — wip

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{ misc / multi oc posts }

your first time p1

your first time p2 (coming soon!)

date night w abe / delinquents

flirty darling x sterling and rhodes

yanderes x single parent darling

yanderes x cuddle drunk darling (wip, coming soon!)

yanderes / darlings and cuddles

poly yanderes x biased darling

yandere terms of endearment

abe, tina, and rhodes x chronically ill darling

how do they feel about other yanderes?

who does/doesn’t want kids?

rhodes x darling x abraham, part 2

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Happy pride month!!! Time for some gay headcanons 😈

- gumball (canon): bisexual icon

he's the type of person who has no idea of what his sexuality is called, nor does he care

He simply VIBES. He likes whoever wants, no one will stop him.

He has no care to show his own sexuality and preferences over things, to the point people started making BETS if he was gay or no.

turns out none of them were right because he's bisexual

Everyone in his family knows he's a little fruity, just by looking at him but they all love him anyway.

He never had to come out because my guy was never in the closet in the first place

Darwin: that one ally who has no idea anything outside of gay is. he will support you that's for sure, but he has no idea really.

His brother is bisexual? That's cool! (He doesn't know what that means)

Anais: honestly, she has no idea. Prolly aroace.

Penny: trans :3 it took her a good while to understand it, really. she just knew she enjoyed more when people referred as her as a she rather than a he.

Gumball helped with understanding it, even if he was completely unaware of it

Carrie: does not care, she just likes Darwin. (Too old for this shit)

Alan: that one ally who knows EVERYTHING. Knows every single label, goes and makes gifts to his queer friends during pride month (gumball is always confused because my guy doesn't even know what pride month is)

Tobias: that one cis hetero guy who is way too gay with his friends (no homo though)

Leslie (canon): he likes the company of MEN. Also a drag queen.

Unlike gumball he doesn't go and tell his own sexuality around, he's pretty much scared of people's reactions

Sussie: prolly aro

Banana joe: does not even know what a sexuality is

Ocho: kind of like tobias.

Sarah: straight to the core. she probably reads yaoi fics tho

Big ally though!

Rob: too busy fighting his own trauma and the void to figure out his own sexuality

probably aroace

Anton: honestly. This guy is aro bro

Billy: does not care for anyone, really

Carmen: straight, the same type of ally as Alan!

masami: prob some kind of repressed lesbian

Clayton: pathological liar

Nicole: that one mom who is straight but suddenly she will tell you about her EX GIRLFRIEND

Richard: straight only because he loves Nicole but my guy is THE drag queen

Idaho: my guy has no idea what gay is. He still thinks gay is slang for happy like in the 1930s

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

Meeting and Dating Anton Tobias

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

(Seth Green in this movie? A+)

- First things first: Anton’s had a crush on you since the first grade, which is also where the two of you technically met for the first time.

- You being placed in the same class would become a frequent, on and off again thing in both your lives. Every year or so, you’d end up having a class with Anton Tobias and every year, he’d fall for you harder and harder.

- Regardless of how long you’ve been aware of each other’s existence, Anton is still completely incapable of actually speaking to you. There’s been a few instances of him; accidentally or purposefully, coming into contact with you and just widening his eyes, doing a 180 and booking it away from you after you say hello.

- So yeah, for a while, he’s just adorably obsessed with you in a way that only a boy in love can be.

- There was definitely a period in your life where you considered trying to talk to him yourself, wondering if you could ease his nerves a little and show him that he could actually interact with you.

- But then he got really into the whole stoner thing and you found yourself a bit too intimidated to approach him. Plus, he was never at school anymore for you to talk to him anyways.

- It’s only when the two of you reach your junior year of highschool that anything of actual value happens between you.

- It was during one of the days that Anton actually showed up to school. You’d gotten home from school when you went to pull your things out of your schoolbag. It was then that you finally noticed that you had two copies of your English classes book.

- You vaguely remembered assuming you’d dropped yours when you saw a copy near your bag on the floor, a copy you’d quickly stuffed into your bag “again” before rushing to your next class. You cracked open the covers of both and found that one read ‘Anton Tobias’ in a messy scrawl.

- Considering the fact that you didn’t know where Anton lived; or had even ever spoken to him, you couldn’t exactly return the book right away, so, you were forced to wait until school the next day and hope that he showed up.

- The next day, you spotted him in front of the school and quickly made your way over. He looked at you like a deer in headlights as you explained the situation, not saying anything but taking the book from your hands as his friends watched in secondhand embarrassment and amusement.

- Pnub kicked him in the shin and he finally spoke, assuring you that it was alright and forcing a smile onto his face. You offered to let him copy your homework since you borderline stole his book and he asked if you were sure before thanking you as you handed it to him.

- You said goodbye and walked off as as he stared at you in awe. He handled that paper like a museum artifact the entire day.

- You were already seated in your chair when he walked in and surprised you by sitting right next to you. He handed your paper over and thanked you again as you gave him a smile.

- When class is finally over, he stays behind and gathers up the courage to actually talk to you, complimenting your homework before the conversation shifts into more interesting territory. His boys are very proud to see him walking out of the school with you instead of being a puss.

- The two of you made it to the bus area before you were forced to say goodbye, which you did so begrudgingly before you got on. He couldn’t complain though, he’d finally talked to the girl of his dreams and he was floating on cloud nine.

- The two of you start talking to each other everyday and he couldn’t be happier, he feels stupid for being so afraid to start a conversation with you. It takes about a month of short conversations for him to actually invite you to hang out. 

- You’re once again walking out of school with him and you’re just finishing up saying goodbye when he turns back around and asks if you want to come over to his place, which you obviously agree to. 

- So technically, your first date consists of you going over to his house and pretty much just hanging out and enjoying each others company. You watch television, talk some more, eat some food, go for a walks, things like that. 

- It’s after a few months of the two of you hanging out that you have your first kiss. You were a bit bored and flopped on his bed as he fiddled with something, asking if he actually wanted to do something. 

- He asked what you wanted to do as you hovered above him and you watched as his gaze kept drifting down to your lips. You’d suspected before that Anton had a crush on you; primarily because Pnub and Mickey had outright told you he did, but it was only now that you saw he truth in their words. 

- Before you lost your nerve, you leaned down and pressed your lips to his. He froze for a minute as you pulled away, looking at you in surprise as a million thoughts raced through your mind; thoughts that were banished as he lurched up and kissed you again. 

- Rest assured, that kiss sealed your fate. You’re never getting rid of him after that. 

- Lots of Pda. Anton really doesn’t care about what anybody thinks so if he wants to touch or kiss you; which believe me he does, he’ll just do it without thinking.

- His arm around your shoulders, or draped around the couch behind you.

- Drowsy hugs from behind. He’s usually half asleep when he does this and will usually take in a deep, tired breath and sleepily tell you you smell good.

- He presses kisses all over your face whenever he can; particularly when he’s board. He’ll give you one on your temple, then one on your cheekbone, under your cheekbone, the apple of your cheek, your jaw, the corner of your mouth-

- Soft, sometimes slow kisses.

- Makeout sessions. What’s better than laying in his bed and kissing you? To him? Pretty much nothing.

- The two of you cuddle wherever you fall. Sometimes you’re on top of him, other times he’s spooning you with his leg thrown over your body; just all types of cuddling.

- He tends to just call you by your given name but if he feels the need, he’ll call you babe or honey as well.

- He thinks everything you do is so fucking cool. He’s constantly amazed by and complimenting you.

- He’s almost embarrassingly fond of and proud of you. He brags about you to people all the time; it’s really quite adorable.

- He can’t remember basic math 90% of the time but you bet you’re ass he remembers the outfit you wore when you first talked to him or everything about that necklace you always wear or the book you always carry around. He’s well versed in the subject of y/n.

- Fast food dates.

- Watching television together.

- Chilling up in his room.

- Listening to music together. Sometimes you just lay on his bed with your heads connected and your hands intertwined and vibe.

- Walking his dog with him. You know ...Anton really isn’t fond of the way Randy looks at you as you’re walking by.

- Going to the skatepark with him and his friends.

- He’s always phoning you and asking you to come over because he wants to see you; usually groaning when you’re busy or trying to convince you to ditch what you’re doing.

- If you’re into weed then expect to be doing a lot of smoking with him.

- Trying to get him to be a little more ambitious. You’re one of the only things that get him out of bed and out into the world.

- Informing him on the latest happenings because god knows he isnt paying attention to any of whats going on around him.

- Subtle butt touches.

- Wearing his pants because he sure as shit doesn’t. If he’s rocking his boxers, you’re rocking the sweats he’s neglected.

- Occasionally cutting class or skipping school with him. You do want to graduate high school so you don’t do it all the time like he does:

- Doing him a few favors; or more so his mother. Picking up milk on your way over after school, bringing some food, returning movie rentals. Things that take like a five minutes if you’re already gonna be passing said places.

- Waking him up in the morning, or more accurately: the afternoon.

- He loves when you fuss over him. Honestly, the more motherly and “traditional” you act with him the better. Get out all those urges. He’ll never mind.

- Your laugh? Music to his ears. His humor is his main appeal; besides the fact that he’s nearly six foot and pretty attractive.

- Talking all serious about stupid shit until you both breakout into laughter.

- Wondering why he’s suddenly acting so strange....

- Going through the whole idle hand ordeal and stopping him by being crushed by a whole ass car.

- Visiting him in the hospital.

- Helping him after he loses his hand.

- You are his last brain cell. You’re like the main reason this boy is still alive.

- Occasionally shutting him up since he doesnt think before he speaks like 90% of the time. Anton ...maybe don’t make fun of police officers ...to their face ...when they already don’t like you.

- Your parents probably don’t like him ...for obvious reasons, so you’ll most likely have to sneak out or lie to them so that you can see him.

- Helping to keep him calm in stressful situations.

- He thinks he’s really bad at comforting you but he’s actually like accidentally really good at it. He has no idea what he’s doing but it’s working!

- Antons pretty oblivious most of the time so he doesn’t tend to get jealous very often. That being said, since he’s been in love with you for so long, he isn’t too keen on losing you so whenever he senses a serious threat to your relationship, he’ll do whatever he can to stop it.

- He’s sort of a coward so he really isn’t going to be the one you can count on when you’re scared. He’ll probably talk up a big game but the minute a tree limb snaps beneath someone’s foot, he’s clinging to you like a child.

- The two of you don’t fight extremely often; you sort of just know how he is so you’re unfazed by most of what he does. But when you do fight, he has trouble staying calm and saying the right thing. He’ll probably call you a bitch without thinking and you’ll have to stop yourself from strangling him.

- Whenever you’re mad at him, he’ll keep periodically calling you to try and get you to talk to him. He never waits long after you leave either; usually it’s at most an hour before he’s ringing your line. He can always seem to wiggle his way back into your good graces no matter what he does and it’s infuriating.

- He tells you he loves you quite a bit. He’s had a while to come to terms with his feelings so he isn’t afraid to tell you the truth.

- He’s not a fan of talking about the future but let’s just say that you’ll probably be the more established and accomplished person in your relationship.

[intonightcity]

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[theflannelwizard]

Miss Simian teaches the Special Accommodations class

First off, I would like to say that I am neurodivergent, and most of these headcanons are based off my own experiences. If I do accidentally phrase something in a way that offends you, please let me know so I can fix it! Thanks to @onceuponymous to chatting with me about this before I posted it! I will also say that TAWOG is my current hyper fixation, so this might end up being a rather long post! I’ll try to use bold and italics so my fellow neurodivergent fans have an easier time reading it if they want to :)

I think Miss Simian’s class is full of the neurodivergent kids in Elmore Jr. High. This would explain why Darwin and Gumball are in the same class, despite being two years apart in age, and why they are so blind to the rest of the school. They have their routine and their class, and they are purposefully on a separate schedule than the other students. This would also explain why Gumball and Darwin are so frequently sent to the guidance counselor for their outbursts instead of to the principal.

Almost all if not all of the students in her class exhibit common symptoms of neurodivergence, including (but not limited to) having trouble communicating, hyper fixating or having special interests, masking or feeling like the world won't like, understand, or accept them if they don’t put on a persona, fidgeting or stimming, having trouble with focus, expressing emotion intensely or in unique ways, and either adhering to a strict schedule or behaving impulsively.

Let’s start with trouble communicating. This is an obvious and easy one- almost none of Gumball’s classmates communicate in a neurotypical fashion. Juke and William have extreme trouble communicating verbally, and although Juke realizes this, he keeps trying but is unable to “switch” himself to an easily understood language. William doesn’t even realize he is unheard until Gumball declares he is silent.  Banana Joe, Bobert, Sussie, and Jamie all speak in special dialects or patterns that are understandable but set them apart from what would be considered “normal.” Jamie’s is the least obvious, but I would argue that her reliance on threats, often delivered using the same formula, is a unique speech pattern that could have developed in part due to her parentage/home life and in part due to trouble communicating. Gumball has no problem with speaking in an understandable way, but he does have trouble expressing his emotions- he either locks them down or goes over the top with grand declarations and gestures. Likewise, Darwin is able to express himself rather clearly, but he canonically has trouble “learning facial expressions” and is often blind to sarcasm and manipulation, as are many of his classmates. Some students are on the end of the spectrum where they may not have trouble speaking, but they do have trouble reading social cues. For example, Molly is eager to talk to her friends, but can’t always tell whether they are engaged with her stories and doesn’t know when to stop talking. Sarah doesn’t have a clear understanding of boundaries, and neither do Tobias, Sussie, Banana Joe, Teri, Tina, Clayton, Ocho, Gumball, or Alan (despite having good intentions, he often fails to set boundaries for himself, and that’s just as important to notice as those who intrude or don’t understand boundaries for others). In fact, I would argue the entire class has, at some point, shown that they have trouble setting or anticipating healthy boundaries. Once boundaries have been clearly set, they usually are able and willing to respect them, but they can’t always tell on their own what another person is okay with.

Now for hyper fixations and special interests. I would say Teri is one of the most obvious here, with her extensive knowledge of germs and cleanliness. She’s more than just a germaphobe, she has studied hygiene and is obsessive to a point of rarely talking about anything else. Alan could likely be fixated on activism or the general concept of goodness, working overtime to make himself into the most helpful and positive person he can be. Sarah’s fangirl persona goes hand in hand with a fixation on comics, anime, and/or manga. I would even say Carrie’s intense dedication to goth/emo culture could be considered a special interest, and Leslie has a similar relationship to fashion, beauty, and the (heavily coded) LGBT community. Tobias’ obsession with video games has canonically gotten so intense that he neglected basic needs such as sleep- a classic example of hyper fixation. 

As far as masking and persona goes, many of the points I’m about to make could be seen as simple stereotyping to make the characters distinct. I choose to interpret it differently. Gumball, Penny, Tobias, Carrie, Masami, Tina, Clayton, and Ocho have all had arcs or significant moments where they were either revealed to have interests or personality traits that were in direct contrast with their outward persona or revealed to think people wouldn’t like “the real them” as much as the act they put on. For example, Penny was terrified to come out of her shell, Tina doesn’t intend to be a bully but comes off as one due to her menacing mask (for self protection, perhaps, so she doesn’t get bullied herself?), and Ocho admits he has trust issues due to being used for his uncles and not respected unless he puts on an intense and aggressive front. Other students build their identities around a single aspect of themself, either something that they find important or something that they expect will be liked or respected. Tobias, Leslie, Carrie, Alan, Jamie, Tina, Idaho, Sarah, Bobert, Banana Joe, and Masami fall easily into stereotypes and seem to be glad to do so. Clayton goes so far as to commit identity theft simply so no one will see his true self and dislike him. Clayton’s compulsive lying is also a symptom of ADHD.

I’m not going to write a whole paragraph on fidgeting/stimming and focus, because I don’t think there’s too much to analyze or dissect there, but if you go back and watch any episode, you’ll likely notice that many of the characters are easily distracted and/or have unique body movements, postures, or phrases that they tend to repeat. I also think impulsivity and routine is so important to the plot that it doesn’t need to be discussed, but was worth a brief mention.

Let’s talk about emotions! Gumball has the classic neurodivergent experience of either bottling up his emotions with no idea how to express them or going over the top with grand declarations and gestures. He feels things very intensely, as shown by his often dramatic reactions, but isn’t always sure how to process or express them. Darwin is always on one extreme of that scale, with no filter as to how he expresses and feels things. He is unafraid to cry in public, declare that something makes him feel good or bad, or say very bluntly what needs to be done to make him feel better (eg declaring he responds well to positive reinforcement- that sounds like therapist or guidance counselor language to me! Good job, Darwin! I wish I was as clear as you!). Likewise, Penny is prone to meltdowns after she breaks out of her shell, and she is so intensely emotional that she messes up her (likely well-rehearsed) cheer tryout due to being rejected by Gumball, and her physical form changes based on emotion. Banana Joe, Carrie, Masami, Sarah, arguably Anton, Carmen, Teri, Tina, Hector, and Sussie also express their intense emotions in big and obvious ways. Some examples include Masami’s meltdown in The Storm, Teri’s tendency to faint or cry, Carmen’s outburst (possibly a meltdown or breakdown) at her old school, and Tina’s tendency to use violence and anger as a first response when upset, even in “small” ways. (Note- I put small in quotes because something like being told it’s a waste of time to get piano lessons might not feel small to her, and could indeed warrant chasing and attacking Gumball.) On the other side of the scale, we have characters like Alan, Idaho, Bobert, Molly, Leslie, and Hector (again, as he behaves differently with or without his music box), who are capable of being dramatic or expressing emotion, but won’t acknowledge their feelings directly and might even be perceived as not having (many) emotions. For instance, Bobert is often referred to as not having emotions or not being a real person, a harmful stereotype against autistic folks, which is increased by the fact that he is a robot, which autistic folks are sometimes unfairly compared to. Alan is seemingly incapable of feeling negative emotions, to the point where his loss of hope wrecks Elmore, implying that he has a mental or emotional block from feeling and expressing these emotions. Molly references her “special dark place,” implying that she does get emotionally or sensorially overwhelmed, but has no way to express her needs (or lacks the confidence to do so) and would rather remove herself from a situation. Leslie is the most dramatic of the characters with emotional blocks or low emotional expression, but I would argue that since he never openly owns or discusses his emotions, (verbally or otherwise,) and instead turns to petty drama or denial, he also belongs in this category.

TL;DR: Most if not all of Miss Simian’s students exhibit classic symptoms of neurodivergence, be it autism, adhd, or both. Hopefully the many (x character) has (x diagnosis) posts I’ve seen floating around can supplement this theory! And of course, if you don’t buy this interpretation or just don’t like it, you don’t have to agree with me! But I think the idea of TAWOG having a majority neurodivergent cast is comforting, fun, and canon-compliant. :)

[kazamman]

[ TIMOTHEE CHALAMET. CIS MALE. HE/HIM. ] [ KAZ LINUS ] is a [ TWENTY ONE ] year old [ COUNSELOR ] at camp reviere. [ HE ] makes me think of [ HOTBOXING YOUR FRIEND’S VAN, A DRIVE THRU BURGER AT 2 AM, THIN SILVER NECKLACE JUST VISABLE UNDER A TSHIRT, AIR GUITAR, WAKING UP WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT DAY IT IS ]. their favorite horror movie is [ ERASERHEAD ] and they remind me of [ ANTON TOBIAS ]. [ kaylee. 28. est. she/her. ]

headcanons:

despite being a burnout, kaz has always been someone that people enjoyed being around. he’s an easy going guy who really just wants to chill and have a good time.

he is absolutely always high at all times don’t even ask. 

he liked skateboarding and bmx in high school and is still into it now, though it isn’t his whole life anymore.

his dad tried to kick him out at eighteen because he wasn’t ready to go to college just yet. he tried to explain how it was a wise financial decision to take some time off, maybe a year or two, who knows, but to avoid going into debt for a degree he didn’t even want. he didn’t even know what he wanted to do with his life. his mom came in clutch, like she always did, with the perfect solution: he would move into the apartment above the garage if he cleaned it out and got a job.

it took an entire summer, but he and his friends finally got the apartment all set up. the employment thing was a little tougher. he tended to find a job only to be let go a couple months later. what could he say, it just wasn’t a good fit.

his dad is pretty tired of him still hanging around the house, but he has to do his laundry somewhere right? and his mom is always making such good dinners, it beats take out any day.

he doesn’t really have any goals, his guidance counselor said it was a lack of direction, whatever. he was going in a direction, just not as fast as everyone else. he prefers to live in the moment and enjoy his life before adulthood completely sucks out his soul and he becomes a mindless nine to five drone.

he’s a bit of a conspiracy theorist, feel free to ignore his delusions.

need a lighter? ask kaz. need some papers? ask kaz. need some weed? ask kaz. you’re playin if you think he came to camp without a lot of supplies and he’s always happy to share. well, sometimes he’s more happy to charge, but he’ll give you a deal, no worries.

collects pez dispensers. he just thinks they’re neat. 

he loves horror movies, especially they really weird and messed up ones. gore and absolute nonsense are his bread and butter.

also a big fan of cartoons, no surprise.

is philosophical and surprisingly intellectual. it surprises even himself to be honest. but he does maintain that he thinks better while high so, there you go.

he is an excellent knitter. his mom taught him in high school and he’s continued to do it ever since. it’s relaxing and keeps his hands busy, he enjoys it, especially when he feels like he’s being a little too lazy.

does not have a sleep schedule, it just doesn’t exist. camp is the only real structure he has in his life right now, otherwise he’d be a complete mess.

[princess-josie-riki]

I decided to do a headcanon for the Rat Wraiths (Werner Werman's ghostly minions). The Rat Wraiths are the spirits of four rat soldiers who once worked in the Murine Corps until they were captured, tortured and killed by enemy soldiers. They were about to haunt Werner for abandoning them and leaving them to die when they needed him the most, but realized that Werner actually missed them and decided live with him as his roommates. Although they do annoy Werner at times, they are his only friends. In life, their names were Franz Holtz, Anton Denzel, Lorentz Berlin and Tobias Werman (who was Werner's cousin). 

[theflannelwizard]

May I request Tobias head cannons?

technically i already did tobias, but i have thought about him a lot since then so i’m gonna do him again for you !! :)

gender- he’s a boy. an absolute lad.

sexuality- GAY but super closeted

OTP- honestly i can see him with a lot of ppl but what’s most important to me in ships with tobias is that he’s matured enough to be able to maintain a healthy relationship. but to actually answer your question probably ocho.

BroTP- i am so deeply invested in the tobias and masami stepsibling au and i want them to b Pals!! like. both of them helping the other grow into a more mature and kind and genuine person but also engaging in nonsense like tobias teaching masami to shoot a slingshot or skateboard or play basketball and masami teaching tobias to do his makeup and not be scared of his softer more feminine side and Respect Women. they just have fun together they’re Good Siblings. But outside of the au/in canon i really like how much time he spends with the quieter characters who don’t get into as much trouble or get as much screen time, like juke or anton. tobias is obviously softer and sweeter in his heart than he wants to admit. (credit to @onceuponymous for pointing that detail out to me!)

NoTP- masami, in part bc i want them to b siblings and in part bc he’s just a jerk to her no matter how many times she says no

A fun dynamic they would have- tobias and william... the only time we really see them interact is when rob semi-randomly pairs them together as scene partners in the spinoffs but i wanna see them be friends!! william needs people to hang out with, and he’s probably a very good listener, which is good bc tobias likes being the center of attention. i will admit i haven’t put enough thought into these two to have a lot to say about them but in my heart i know it would be interesting and good

Any other fun headcanons or things i wanted to elaborate on- he works so hard to impress his dad. at some point he’s gonna have to come to terms with the fact that harold wilson actually sucks, but he hasn’t yet, and that’s why he’s Like That. poor kid just wants to be loved and validated. also i definitely have a soft spot for tobias wearing makeup, especially since it’s canon. i love him. he’s just a little floof. a little floof that needs to drink his respect women juice, but a little floof nonetheless.