#Another one of my fave reviews was ''i feel like I just got hatecrimed by Shawn Hunter'' which. Hilarious
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What I imagined happened off camera during the filming of The Pact (1999)
Director: Hey can you play a guy that doesn't have homoerotic subtext with the other main character for once?
Rider Strong: Uhhh yeah I guess. Weird thing to say, like... I'm just reading the script.
Director: Cool, awesome. We'll even throw some slurs into the script, so the audience knows your character is homophobic and definitely not gay
Rider Strong: right of course that always works.
#I think Greg and Dalton definitely made out at some point but that's neither here nor there#I think the director probably looked at like a mega angsty bmw episode and said “hey can you play the entire movie like this”#The first scene we see him in a goddamn leather jacket. Parody.#Wait i...#The director watched Chick Like Me and missed the point so hard.#I think Greg and Dalton should have kissed and my feelings on that is first of all how do you know they didn't you know? It was long trek t#Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dalton getting shot and Greg having to save him from drowning#The pact 1999#If you like mediocre movies. Watch the Pact. I actually liked it and will be watching it again#However the only place to watch it is in 9 parts on YouTube. It doesn't take you out of the experience tho#This is my fight club#Idk if that's a bad example I have no idea what fight club it about#Fellas is it gay to save a guy from drowning and then have that guy beat up some guys for messing with you and then form a pact to always#look out for eachother while the guy is looking for the guy you used to be before you went into witness protection and then when he finally#figured out it's you he was looking for he tries to shoot you and when he can't bring himself to do it and the guy he was working for point#The gun at you he sheilds you with his body and gets shot in the shoulder and you have to save him from drowning again and when he's#about to leave at the end of the movie you ask if you can still be friends and he says 'yeah dude we have a pact remember?'#Answer: apparently not if he won't stop calling your roommate a fag#Bro literally had to be like 'dalton bestie can you stop calling my roommate a fag??'#my posts#Why is there no fanfic for this fucking movie. Do I have to do everything myself around here?#One of my favorite letterboxed reviews for this movie was 'This movie have everything. Rider Strong saying fag'' (etc etc but that was the#part I thought was funniest. They gave it 5 stars)#Another one of my fave reviews was ''i feel like I just got hatecrimed by Shawn Hunter'' which. Hilarious
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