#Anon Train OCs

[theanontrain]

"œ This year's just been all about Tsukihime, huh."

[chocodile]

Answering this in TWO PARTS because I have a lot of thoughts! CLICK HERE FOR PART 1.

PART 2: FALLOUT 'VERSE (Frank's default setting)

Warning that this one gets a little weird (gross) at the end (maybe more than a little).

The one scenario where I could see them interacting at length would be Fallout AU. I've talked about Fallout AU Hyden before, but to sum him up, he's a pre-war scientist turned brain in a jar remote controlling a synth body. Unfortunately, hundreds of years of deteriorating hardware and brain-meat have degraded the connection to the point where his synth body is basically completely numb. In this setting, he wouldn't have the luxury of being picky about allies (especially since he's double-crossed half the groups in the wasteland during his artificially long life). So I could see him grubbing around with someone like Frank under this circumstance. Frank is a scavenger, after all. He can help Hyden find materials he needs to repair his system and can be paid in food--something Hyden has limited use for. That makes him useful. (Also he couldn't smell Frank with his senses numbed, which would improve their relationship.)

Fallout AU Frank would think this brain-in-a-jar guy is weird as heck. Frank considers pre-war people "good", so Hyden would have that point in his favor, but is distrustful of non-humans, including synths. He'd probably have some trouble understanding exactly what Hyden is. He'd start to get it after watching Hyden "die" and come back with a new synth body a few times. He'd think that was extremely untrustworthy behavior, though. Things are supposed to die when you kill them. Not doing that is… wrong.

But Frank is a simple creature, and can be convinced to look the other way on moral failings like being a weird unkillable robot clone (or something) if you grease his palms… or rather, his mouth. If Hyden proved himself to be a reliable quest-giving NPC who rewarded him with man-dog treats for delivering scrap metal and computer components, he could come to be at ease around him, even if he still thought he was weird and sketchy. And he'll even agree to some of Hyden's more perplexing requests, like when he wants to sit there awkwardly watching him eat macaroni for an hour and interrupting him every few bites asking what the macaroni "feels" like. Frank doesn't get it, but hey, a free dinner's a free dinner. Maybe that's just what it's like being friends with a robot.

…Though, I did some googling, and… great news! Apparently synths are made of lab-grown meat and CAN be eaten with the cannibal perk! That… certainly opens up some INCREDIBLY dysfunctional paths for this relationship to take! Two morally bankrupt, empathy deficient weirdos, one of which is an obedient, social-cue-blind cannibal and one of which is an unkillable completely off the rails masochist. Good lord. Here's an alternate version of that last image with very offcolor joke (I mean it).

[asheanon]

Sharing this old thing over here as well, since, apparently, the Xitter likes it!

It's a mood. Just… sending out all the good vibes that I can and casting some hopes and wishes out into the sky. For everyone I can think of, including myself. That sort of thing. ☄️💜

And as I mentioned in the comments there: I know that's Sal there along with a respective story (FFVII fanfic "The Anomaly") but I sometimes think it's fun to imagine this being a sort of YCH (your character here) situation as well.

Like, feel free to imagine your favorite sharing a hug with Seph for any reason too. It's always allowed anyway, but still. 🫂💜

[moeblob]

Oh that's a dwagon! (they're so cute!)

Siblings that hoot and holler together, stay together. (thank you so much!! I love these silly lil kids)

[honeycollectswhump]

miss mireille can you blow the cigarette smoke in my face please just once i'll be so so good and grateful and i won't cough at all because that's not graceful and i know how you like things to be graceful and pretty

[masterlist]

Your display of worship makes Mireille blush in satisfaction. With such a silent ashtray she has forgotten how sweet it could have been to have him beg for it. But why contemplate that when you are right here, willing and obedient, stupid and lost without her. You only know how to please her, it seems to come to you naturally. 

So, gracious as she is, she bows down to you, inhaling deeply from her cigarette and blowing the smoke in your face. With a smile, she watches you struggle not to cough, your lack of training obvious but endearing. Your voice is hoarse as you kneel down low to thank her.

It is truly a waste you aren’t her pet, especially with how willing you are, but maybe arrangements could be made and you would never need to worry your stupid little mind again…

[bisexualmcqueen]

Would Roger punch me if I called him a pavement princess?

punch you? nah he's not hair-trigger. an eyeroll maybe. hes too busy geeking out over racing stats to be concerned about how much dirt is gonna wind up in his asscrack

^wrote that and ive come back for more

ok. so why is roger a lifted truck. im not even a truck guy. i just think its Funny if hes Tall. see the below reason:

+ some bonus Lore:

He grew up in wisconsin. in wisconsin they have cows. cars dont have cowdogs (they dont have dogs at all)- they have cowhorses. i like horses, so his family raised cowhorses. racecars are kind of like horses. roger is more of a racer than a horse-trainer though, so he sort of breaks the family tradition: he winds up at the track. he meets tacho. they make the magic happen.

[scopnotes]

Carbon the tank engine and sibs!

CHOOCHOO

[laughableillusions]

Do you have any bullet train ocs?

I HAVE ONE IN THE WORKS!!!!!!!

His name is Atticus and he and Shigeru Kimura (the elder) had a run in with eachother back in the 80s. Shigeru stopped Atticus from completing his job and Atticus swore that he’d kill him the next time they’d meet.

Cut to modern day, Atticus is in his late 40s early 50s, Shigeru is in his late 50s early 60s. After the events of Bullet Train they meet by chance and recognize each other, leading to a fight in an alleyway. But the fight gets cut short because Atticus throws his back out and Shigeru feels bad enough that he helps him crack it.

Afterwards they sit down, exhausted. Atticus asks about Shigeru’s leg and Shigeru tells him the whole story. Atticus offers to buy him a drink and things go from there.

Atticus is kind of a classic older cowboy archetype to match Shigeru’s wise old Samauri archetype

[fisherrprince]

Reading your tags, my wol who knows how to sing would come up to yours, hit him and scream "you know how to fight, too, so you know how to control your breath! Use that for your singing, too!" - so the question is, did Ari ever properly learn singing? :D

First of all, he would immediately hit them back, because his impulse control is: not good and he takes to harsh advice like a koala to cat kibble. Which is to also say bad. Even if it’s good advice and will probably help him in the same way stretching helps an athlete not cramp up all the time, Ari,

second of all no! Ch’ari has no formal training in anything but pickpocketing and hunting, if you want to call either of those abilities formally trained. He learned songs from pirates, and is just naturally pretty good at it. He also really enjoys it, and enjoyed the attention he used to get in small groups. The reason he can’t sing for long is because his vocal cords have been damaged. But he knows about 20 sea shanties and will make it everyone’s problem!

[bellhopping]

I think you should make a Pollydex. Hear me out, currently there’s regular Polly(possum form), snake Polly, car Polly(which is also part snake I think), and frosting Polly. I thought of this as a joke at first but Polly has separate forms and an entire wardrobe at this point lol.

True... Honestly it would be fun to make a little catalog of all of polly's forms so far, I might do that at some point & update it periodically :3

(Oh yeah also I've never mentioned this but yeah car polly is partially snake hehehe)

[l1ghtn1ngstr1kez]

WAIT YOU MET SONIC??? Woahh what a day, huh?

He's such an easy guy to miss for some reason. He was in my town for a bit a few months back and we ran into each other nearly everyday but I didn't realize that was THE Sonic The Hedgehog until AFTER he'd skip town. He's a pretty cool guy tho.

-⭐

his Just Some Guy vibes are so off the charts that people can't tell he's the actual hero of mobius unless he's actively hero-ing

i bet that's his second super power right after his speed. look so much like the average joe that people don't recognize you. honestly when you're as famous as him that isn't a bad power to have lmao

he's so chill too... like honestly i don't know what i was expecting him to be like but i sure didn't think he'd be as mellow as he was when i talked to him. i'd really like to meet him again someday

[theanontrain]

"Meanwhile, in our personal hell:

Junip goes through her wardrobe. Do not buy any Preservation Stick product; they're not officially endorsed by him plus they suck."

[shaykai]

Vat/Orin childhood schenanigans is fun yes, but consider, they still try to pettily rip eachother apart as adults, the same way they would have as children

Oh yeah they would for sure- and honestly I think their relationship would be worse if he showed up later (which is always fun. Throw some animosity onto the gas fire that is their relationship)

Like she’s being prepped to start running the cult and taking over from Sarevok and then some drow walks in and is basically just handed everything (I assume there are some trials but like. It’s Durge. He passes dhshshsj)

I think they’ll lose some of their bond (mostly on Vat’il’s end. He does care about Orin! It’s just in a super messed up version of love kind of a way) but it’s also not like they were ever super close so it works out

[asheanon]

Aw heck, you know what? I'll share it here too. 🎊

Since @vinjaryou received her card and I would personally like to share the origin story of groovy sunglasses Chaku, I figured I'd take a moment to share this art with the rest of you as well. 🎨🕺

🎊 Once again, happy early birthday, Vinja! 🎉💕 (Aaand once more, with feeling! Sorry for all the tags...! Haha!)

Featuring: Nat, Sal & Chaku — 😎👆👉 Rei & Ardis — @vinjaryou

[hyliascommonwealth]

Would it be a bad thing to simp for Viri?

//I want to study you in a lab.

Viri’s ego has never been more inflated.

[asirensrage]

How would Kit spend the perfect day with her niece?

Okay, so her perfect day involves how her day went before the subway crash that ended with them in the Demon Slayer universe lol..

She'd pick up Cora (or Cora would get dropped off), they'd get their nails done, go out to eat, go to a concert that Cora had begged for tickets for on her birthday, come home, eat ice cream and have a sleepover. In the morning, Kit would make breakfast, they'd go out for coffee/sugar-filled drinks, and hang out until it was time for Cora to go home. (in the fic, they just never make it home after the concert...)

Thanks for asking!!