#Ankle Breakers

[play-my-game]

[onejamtart]

The Top 10 Handles of EVERY NBA Season From The Last 10 Years👀🔥

Peace, JW

[kingkatsuki]

Imagine you’re from a rival gang, and you barely manage to catch Sakura off guard and knock him onto his back. Standing above him as you place one heeled foot onto his sternum as you stare down at him and he moans.

[princesslizzyfnafton]

Good afternoon, Princess Lizzy!

Good afternoon, Sir Breaker! How are you?

[ankle-breaker-101]

@williamfnafton Sir Ank and the boss.

[prettyboysmlm]

gothic prince 🖤

[swordmaid]

did an ending of ascended astarion w vengeance shri’iia and I really do want to do a run for this esp with shri’iia bc the regression arc would be so fun to explore I think…! anyway I made her side with the emperor because she has no reason to free orpheus when she’s not in pursuit of her own free will anymore (and others to an extent) and it’s so interesting to me how she’s back to projecting a certain image of herself since she rejected that path of being her most genuine self and returned to how she was before. the comfort of familiarity turning into something so rotten and vile as the centuries pass bc she is forever going to be this static woman! quite literal a ghost of herself since she’s undead now and since - she’s back to disregarding her own self in pursuit of power - she’s given her body up to harleep too so now she doesn’t even belong to herself because her body is harleep’s and’s bound to astarion as creator/spawn. but her oath is reforged again, so her soul feels complete which is the only thing that matters to her - or so she thinks but in this scenario she saw what she could have had, and she’s aware that she can exist outside of her oath but she still clings on it … like that kind <- of conflict within the self so interesting to think about in this scenario bc would that turn to bitterness….or resentment….since the only reason why she’d decide to reclaim her oath again and devote herself to another person (astarion) is to have that sense of familiarity and comfort after being abandoned by ur own goddess and home. like it’s the easy way out definitely but what then?

anyway also so ! funny 👀 and interesting to me bc the high hall hag romance kiss variation was the one where he slaps her on the face and I’m just like ur really slapping her infront all these people!!!!!! and that is so canon to me now I think that’s the start of the Resentment. but then they’ll have their honeymoon phase which lasts for a handful of centuries but as opposed to good end hag romance who becomes this sort of wandering adventurers who travels the world together, bad end hags stay in baldur’s gate taking advantage of the city’s broken state to build astarion’s empire (which will be 👀! relevant much much much much later when shri’iia gone girls him) and they’re making themselves known to the patriars, establishing links and favours, all the saucy political intrigues that shri’iia was familiar with and similar to last time - she’s not a player in the game, only a pawn (and a pretty pawn that can be seen this time!). also like the idea that maybe in the first few centuries shri’iia asks if they can explore the world together bc there’s still a lot she hasn’t seen, and he’s like ok 👍 but never does it, and if she insists, he would tell her he’s too busy or distract her to make her stop asking or tell her straight up that she’s Pestering him which makes the resentment take root hehe. and it’s gonna be this vile rotting thing that’s slowly growing between them and it blooms when he decides to get a new beau because he’s so very bored of her sour face. all of my bad end hag romance hcs are like the opposite of the good end where they stick together bc they want to and they get closer bc they’re being the most genuine versions of themselves and not putting up a facade…!

[moe-broey]

@ prev post like I don't have Fully fleshed out thoughts but I do often think about Moe as a unit. What sort of playstyle it would have. I actually REALLY want to develop this more (esp based on how I tend to play games esp when combat is involved). Guy who was probably meant to be an antelope but has none of the speed (probably average speed) what will it do!!!!!

[theunspeakablehorror]

Got one of those thirst trap moblie game ads

but all i can think about it

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE THESE???

[blueeyiz702]

No those are not Images off Allen Iverson from the Web, Those are images I created, from a photo of Allen Iverson from the Web. I'm using him as a subject for skateboard Art. He was defiant, brash, and would break your ankles and make your socks surrender it was so sick. He literally changed how players dressed and looked with his defiance of NBA dress codes. It was the Era of of a different kind of A.I. The Allen Iverson Dress Code was in effect. And he gave not One F$#%, Two F*&^, or even Three F^$%. No F*&^ Given. Yup that was Allen Iverson.

[midnight-stormm]

I'm telling you, watching sapnap participate in this dodgeball event makes me want to see him play in a basketball tournament. Please I need it!! I've mentioned this before. Especially since basketball is his favorite sport!!

[princesslizzyfnafton]

Hello, dear. Sir Ank here. I’ve been hearing recently that you’re now in a relationship.

Do you mind if we talk about relationships? I might be having a problem with mine.

I can try to help, but I'm afraid I'm simply not the best at relationships. Everyone seems to be opposed to Freddy and I dating and- and it scares me and it is giving him pause... I- I don't think he'd want to see me. I- I don't know about anything anymore. I had a few days of euphoric bliss, and now I feel even lower than before. I fear I have ruined my friendship with him as well, just as I feared I would. I feel so foolish.

[ankle-breaker-101]

Hi!

Miss Lizzy, Hello! It’s wonderful to see you again! I apologize for my absence; I’m aware it’s been a while since we’ve talked, has it not? How are you, dear? Did you need something, or do you desire just to speak to me?

[kochana-lulu]

@rbf451 tagged me to creat a moodboard with the first nine pics that will show up on my pinterest feed ✨

thank you so much <3

tagging: @przygryzionewargi @spectralstormcloud @nosygay @justcallmevanya @strange-as-it-may-seem @baltoslav @snuffing-through-life @alightinthelantern @miles-edgyworth @transexualmothman @cinnamongay @lunalunaris and as always no pressure <3

[theiceandbones]

They hate me because of my autistic swag!

[theequeerstrian]

Just wanna thank u for your tags on the dog post. So many dog breeds are not for average homes, and the dog parent trend has been a Whole Thing. People forget that animals are animals.

Man I am PASSIONATE about dogs, especially breeds that are better off in experienced homes. I absolutely adore my doverman, but man he is kind of a lot. I've caught myself thinking "oh he's so easy, what was the big deal about breeders wanting to be sure I knew what I was doing" but then I remembered I grew up always having dogs, and having a big variety of breeds including pits, a shar pei mix, shepherds, and one doberman so like... of course with my privilege of experience my dog who'd be considered soft *for a show line doberman* was pretty easy to raise and train... and even so, there were no lack of challenges! It's just that I consider a great number of challenges to be fully expected.

Every single dog deserves a good home.

Some folks just need to be honest with themselves and understand that they might not be that home for that breed.

Honestly, I've come to LIKE the doodle trend if for NOTHING ELSE than the simple fact that I have seen them outweighing pits in casual pet homes. And doodles are MUCH more suited for that. They're super easy to train ime, I've never seen one with dog aggression, and even if one did attack they don't have a jaw/head structure that could challenge a hyena for bite force.

Some people don't need certain dogs and that should not be a controversial statement!

It is not all in how you raise them. Good training is critical for any dog, but you cannot train away generations upon generations of artificially selected for traits. It's just not fair.

Lol woops I ranted again BUT I JUST REALLY CARE ABOUT DOGS, and no dog deserves to be pts because it had an owner who refused to acknowledge the dog's potential inherent nature, but once a dog becomes a killer, euth is typically the only real option left. As a pet professional (former dog groomer, very occasional dog training advisor, amateur horse trainer), I have seen it entirely too many times. The dogs deserve better, and MANY times it wouldn't have happened if the dog had had more responsible owners (not all- sometimes something is just Very Wrong with an animal. I've seen this a lot as well).

Here, have this bic of my dogs cuddling on the couch at our new place for tax.