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Working on Knitwear Club is fun, but not when you spend nearly a week trying to straighten out a character's dumbest fucking decisions and most convoluted fucking schemes.
Still, learning about the history of presidential impeachments was fun!
#Knitwear Club#Donald Trump#David Hoope#impeachment#Andrew Johnson was a hoot and a half#writing#only minor minor spoilers
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Owls are no hoot for tactically bereft PNE
i thought after Leeds game that maybe, just maybe, we might turn a corner and start to be a little more consistent in our play. This defeat against lowly Sheffield Wednesday proved this not to be the case. The Owls record away from home prior to coming to Deepdale read played 12 won 1 drawn 1 and lost 10 yet somehow they managed a second away win of the season against a team who had just beaten one of the top teams in the league. To add insult to injury Wednesdays goal difference away from home was minus 16. Ye, the manager kept the same formation and the same players but this time the visitors had less forward ambition and more defensive thoughts. They snuffed Millar out of the game and with that went North Ends chances. No plan B, no tactical switch, no foresight and worst of all no inspiration from the Preston bench. It was a horror defeat to be honest not helped by a referee whose positional skill whilst officiating was truly abysmal.
Ryan Lowe started with the same side that beat Leeds on Boxing Day and with the same 4-1-4-1 formation. North End had an early half chance through Browne but the visitors came closest in the fourth minute with a header. North End had plenty of the ball but seemed to be struggling to find a way to break down a visiting defence who were clearly on a mission. Just before the half hour the visitors when Johnson was put through in the inside left position and fired home past Woodman. It was a shock goal to be honest and Wednesday`s first real attempt on goal. North End looked shell shocked and the half finished with just a half chance for both sides as the vistors went into the break a goal to the good.
No changes for North End at the break as we tried to get on level terms right from the kick off. Five minutes in and Millar hit a curling shot against the bar and from the rebound Potts looked to be held back as he attempted to get the ball and it certainly looked a clear penalty to me. North End were seeing plenty of the ball but it was Johnson who provided a superb cross for the visitors only to see it flash across the goal. North End kept plugging away but seemed to have very little idea how to break down the Owls back line. Frokjaer provided some impetus from the bench and had a couple of half chances. With five minutes left Sheffield were down to ten men when a punch off the ball saw Frokjaer on the deck. Evans and Potts had late chances but we never really looked like breaking Wednesday down and we were left to rue yet another home defeat to a side low in the division.
Just where this latest defeat leaves Ryan Lowe`s position at the club is only known by those in the board room. Personally I had seen enough a month ago after the QPR defeat but if the board are still backing him then on their head be it. Every game seems to be crucial these day but another reverse at Sunderland on New Years Day would probably see North End slip into the bottom half of the division and with it would come a change in narrative. Of course we hope North End can do the business on Monday afternoon ahead of the cup-tie in London the following weekend and with Sunderland set to face Newcastle in the Cup then maybe one or two minds will be on that in the North East and not quite on us.
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PRESTON 0-1 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
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WOODMAN 6
POTTS 6 WHATMOUGH 6 LINDSAY 7 HUGHES 7
McCANN 6
HOLMES 6 WHITEMAN 7 BROWNE 6 MILLAR 7
OSMAJIC 6
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Subs:
EVANS 6
FROKJAER 7
STOREY 5
RIIS 6
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MOTM: Andrew Hughes
Attendance 19,763
Preston Fans 14,422 (73.07%).
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New Review from Jeff York of Creative Screenwriting Magazine: Rian Johnson Hilariously Riffs on Agatha Christie with “Knives Out”
Agatha Christie’s estate in England has made a concerted effort over the past few years to revitalize the late, great author’s works, particularly in adaptations for the big and small screen. Kenneth Branagh and John Malkovich both rebooted Hercule Poirot in various vehicles, and the BBC produced two critically-acclaimed TV movies with And Then There Were None and The Witness for the Prosecution. Still, the greatest reinvigoration of the Christie conceit may very well be filmmaker Rian Johnson’s new comedy-mystery Knives Out. It’s not a sanctioned work of the estate, but it is a homage to the world’s greatest mystery writer from start to finish. It’s also a deconstruction of her tropes too, as well as a savvy slap to all the conventions of the oodles of inferior mysteries that permeate our screens.
Johnson clearly knows his Christie and riffs on her style throughout, while satirizing and twisting it into its own animal too. The filmmaker includes all of her clichés from a long list of possible suspects to a drawing-room finish where the sleuth explains all. He knows her oeuvre so well that he’s able to honor it and screw with it too, ripping apart its pieces, moving them around, and making the hoary conventions of the procedural genre feel almost completely fresh and vital. Further examining Johnson’s accomplishments here will require some mild spoilers, but nothing will be exposed beyond the first 30 minutes. But indeed, what a first half-hour it is.
Daniel Craig
Right off the bat, Johnson tells us who died, how he died, and the motives of every one of the victim’s treacherous family. The victim is Harlan Thrombey (Christopher Plummer, as shrewd as ever), a mega-successful mystery author and patriarch of an affluent East Coast family. He’s been found in his home with his throat cut. The coroner ruled it a suicide, but after hearing the testimony of his awful and entitled kin, we suspect otherwise.
Harlan’s awful brood includes Walt (Michael Shannon), the weak head of the family’s publishing company, cheating son-in-law Richard (Don Johnson) stepping out on his brittle wife Linda (Jamie Lee Curtis), and mooching daughter-in-law Joni (a scene-stealing Toni Collette). She may be all sweetness and sunshine, but she’s been stealing Harlan’s money to prop up her beauty business and pay college tuition for her spoiled teen Meg (Katherine Lankford).
Johnson tweaks Christie’s tropes here, introducing this long list of scoundrels with title cards so we know them instantly. He also immediately exposes their lies through interviews conducted by local cop Lt. Elliott (LaKeith Standfield), aided by the private eye mysteriously hired to investigate Harlan’s death. That P.I. is one Benoit Blanc, and as played by Daniel Craig, he’s a wickedly witty Southern parody of all of Christie’s eccentric sleuths.
Ana de Armas
Blanc speaks with a genteel drawl that would make Foghorn Leghorn sound like Henry Higgins. He fancies tweed suits, 8” cigars, and blunt put-downs he flicks about like so much cigar ash. His loathing of the Thrombey family is instantaneous, as he exposes all of their lies in what it would take Miss Marple two hours to uncover. The only person in the house earning his respect is Harlan’s caretaker Marta (Ana de Armas). She’s such a good soul that she spontaneously vomits if she fails to be honest. Watching the comely de Armas upchuck repeatedly is one of the film’s funniest running gags.
Even quicker than Blanc’s handiwork is the revelation of just how Harlan died. Johnson pulls the first of many rugs out from under the audience by showing what happened in a precise flashback. It’s ballsy and cheeky, suggesting Johnson clearly has a lot more cards to play, and indeed, he does. By removing the who from the whodunnit, Johnson sets up the opportunity to showcase even better mysteries swirling all about the gruesome death.
In the next hour and a half, the shrewd writer/director showcases all kinds of additional skullduggery including another murder, car chases, blackmail schemes, arson, and a secret will. Johnson does well by his cast too, giving a fantastically snide, supporting part to Captain America himself, Chris Evans. Johnson even gives Frank Oz a deliciously droll small part as the family’s long-suffering attorney. All of these machinations play like Christie, albeit on steroids, with so many fun twists and turns that it makes for a hoot and a half.
Chris Evans
Even more surprising than Johnson’s serpentine narrative, his vamping of the genre, and a deft ability to the story in on itself like a virtual mobile strip, is the surprising seriousness he paints around the edges. Plummer and de Armas are fantastic together in a very tense and moving 10-minute scene together, and Johnson ensures that her character injects pathos throughout to counter all the snark around her.
The whole cast excels, though Riki Lindome and Jaeden Martell, as Walt’s wife and son, don’t have nearly enough to do. Some characters, like those of Johnson and Curtis, fade as the story continues on too. Still, Craig has never been so loose and wry onscreen, and he’s clearly having a ball playing such a verbose, country-fried ham. He nails his lengthy drawing-room speech at the end too, one that would surely have amused Christie.
Johnson loves the mystery genre and keeps his camera close to the faces of his characters to catch every nuance of deceit flashing across the mugs of these nasty players. The score, editing, and production design are all bright and fun, never letting things get too dark. And one has to appreciate additional genre touchpoints that Johnson ladles in throughout. Is that Andrew Wyke’s life-size, laughing sailor from 1972’s Sleuth in Nathan’s den? I believe so.
Finding new ways to tell stories is part of every writer or filmmaker’s task and Johnson is exceptional at usurping expectations. He has twisted convention on its ear in noir (Brick in 2005), sci-fi (Looper in 2012), and action-adventure (The Last Jedi in 2017). With Knives Out, he may very well have created his most accessible and entertaining film to date. It’s a crowd-pleaser, one that would’ve delighted Dame Agatha, no mystery about it.
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