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moviesandmania · 2 years
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THE HAUNTING OF THE LADY-JANE (2022) British canal boat horror
THE HAUNTING OF THE LADY-JANE (2022) British canal boat horror
The Haunting of the Lady-Jane is a 2022 British horror film about two young women who encounter a water spirit on a canal boat holiday. Written, directed, photographed and co-produced by Kemal Yildirim with additional dialogue by Mike Hallett. Also produced by Natasha Linton. The Glassheart Productions-Kemikal Films co-production stars Natasha Linton, Sean Botha, Bryony Harvey, Helene Udy,…
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alumiiinium · 2 months
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Guys I’m done gatekeeping.
There is a tbom obc slime tutorial on YouTube that’s way better than “Whizzer and Olaf goes to Africa”.
The quality improves as the video goes on and most songs are synced with the audio recording which makes this slime tut sooo much better.
Watch it here!
(Also this would be a great op to rickroll you guys but I’m serious about the video)
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Din Djarin and Boba Fett by Kaare Andrews
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the-gershomite · 3 months
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Star Wars Boba Fett: Overkill -March 2006-
script by Thomas Andrews
art by Fancisco Ruiz Velasco
lettering by Michael David Thomas
cover art by Adam Hughes
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insanityclause · 1 year
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EXCLUSIVE: Tom Hiddleston (Thor franchise) and Mark Hamill (Star Wars) are set to star in new Stephen King adaptation The Life Of Chuck, which will be a hot package at the upcoming Cannes market.
Doctor Sleep and The Haunting Of Hill House helmer Mike Flanagan is directing, scripting and producing for Intrepid Pictures alongside fellow producer Trevor Macy.
FilmNation will handle international sales with WME Independent handling domestic.
Based on the short story from King’s 2020 anthology If It Bleeds, The Life of Chuck is three separate stories linked to tell the biography of Charles Krantz in reverse, beginning with his death from a brain tumour at 39 and ending with his childhood in a supposedly haunted house.
The script, which was adapted prior to the WGA strike, has been in the works for several months with Hiddleston set to play the title character and Hamill joining for the role of Albie.
According to the production, the genre project will draw tonally from Stand By Me, The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile.
Golden Globe and Olivier winner Hiddleston is best known for Thor, Avengers and TV series The Night Manager, as well as stage projects such as Betrayal and Hamlet for Ken Branagh.
Hamill is best known for his portrayal of Luke Skywalker in the original Star Wars movies and reprised his role in both the sequels as well as the second season of The Mandalorian and season one of The Book of Boba Fett. He recently appeared in Netflix’s Sandman and will star in Intrepid and Netflix’s House Of Usher, which will air later this year.
Stephen King, aka ‘The King Of Horror’, is among the all-time best-selling authors. Among his books and short stories to have been adapted into hit movies are Carrie, The Shining, Pet Sematary, It, Stand By Me, The Running Man, The Shawshank Redemption, and The Green Mile.
This is the latest project to join a bumper Cannes market slate for FilmNation. Also on the lineup are Amy Adams-Paul Rudd comedy The Invite, Dave Bautista action-thriller The Cooler, and Andrew Garfield project Voyagers, among others.
Hiddleston is represented by UTA (US), Hamilton Hodell (UK), and Johnson Shapiro Slewett & Kole; Hamill is represented by Gersh and Kleinberg Lange Cuddy & Carlo; Flanagan, Macy and Intrepid are represented by WME, with VanderKloot Law also representing Flanagan and Reder & Feig handling Macy.
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twh-news · 1 year
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Tom Hiddleston & Mark Hamill To Star In Stephen King Adaptation ‘The Life Of Chuck’ For Director Mike Flanagan
Tom Hiddleston (Thor franchise) and Mark Hamill (Star Wars) are set to star in new Stephen King adaptation The Life Of Chuck, which will be a hot package at the upcoming Cannes market.
Doctor Sleep and The Haunting Of Hill House helmer Mike Flanagan is directing, scripting and producing for Intrepid Pictures alongside fellow producer Trevor Macy.
FilmNation will handle international sales with WME Independent handling domestic.
Based on the short story from King’s 2020 anthology If It Bleeds, The Life of Chuck is three separate stories linked to tell the biography of Charles Krantz in reverse, beginning with his death from a brain tumour at 39 and ending with his childhood in a supposedly haunted house.
The script, which was adapted prior to the WGA strike, has been in the works for several months with Hiddleston set to play the title character and Hamill joining for the role of Albie.
According to the production, the genre project will draw tonally from Stand By Me, The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile.
Golden Globe and Olivier winner Hiddleston is best known for Thor, Avengers and TV series The Night Manager, as well as stage projects such as Betrayal and Hamlet for Ken Branagh.
Hamill is best known for his portrayal of Luke Skywalker in the original Star Wars movies and reprised his role in both the sequels as well as the second season of The Mandalorian and season one of The Book of Boba Fett. He recently appeared in Netflix’s Sandman, and will star in Sony’s upcoming The Machine and in Intrepid and Netflix’s House Of Usher, which will air later this year.
Stephen King, aka ‘The King Of Horror’, is among the all-time best-selling authors. Among his books and short stories to have been adapted into hit movies are Carrie, The Shining, Pet Sematary, It, Stand By Me, The Running Man, The Shawshank Redemption, and The Green Mile.
This is the latest project to join a bumper Cannes market slate for FilmNation. Also on the lineup are Amy Adams-Paul Rudd comedy The Invite, Dave Bautista action-thriller The Cooler, and Andrew Garfield project Voyagers, among others.
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su-alteza-emia · 1 year
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Characters i write for! [Ships, headcanons and "x reader"]
Request: closed (you can send but I'll write them when it opens again)
(the characters in purple are my favorites<3)
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Star wars.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Padme Admidala, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Cassian Andor, Jyn Erso and Din Djarin.
Marvel
Natasha Romanoff, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Scott Lang, Stephen Strange, Wanda Maximoff, Peter Parker (Andrew's one, but i can try with the others!), Gwen Stacy, Eddie Brock, the moon boys, Shuri, Namor, Mantis, Dane Whitman, Matt Murdock and Jack Russell.
X-men
Logan Howlett, Peter Maximoff¹, Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Warren Worthington III, Ororo Munroe, Jubilation Lee, Remmy Lebeau and Anne Marie.
Ride the cyclone.
Mischa Bachinski, Ricky Potts, Jane Doe and Constance Blackwood.
The Bridgerton.
Anthony Bridgerton, Benedict Bridgerton, Colin Bridgerton, Daphne Bridgerton, Eloise Bridgerton, Kate Sharma, Sophie Beckett, Penelope Featherington, Simon Basset, Theo Sharpe, Edwina Sharma and The prince.
Fantastic beast and marauders era (i don't support JK Rowling)
Newt Scamander, Tina Goldstein and Queenie Goldstein.
Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans and Regulus Black.
Dungeons and dragons: Honor among thieves.
Edgin Darvis, Holga Kilgore, Doric, Simon Aumar and Xenk Yendar.
Random characters:
Charlie and Bill Weasley and Morpheus (Dream).
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This part is for characters i can write but it's harder to me.
Star wars
Satine Kryze, Bo-Katan, Lando Calrissian, Boba Fett and Ahsoka Tano.
Marvel
Peter Quill, Pietro Maximoff¹, Tony Stak, Clint Barton, Yelena Belova, Kate Bishop, Layla El-Faouly, Arthur Harrow, Valkyre and Frank Castle.
X-men.
Jean Gray, Illyana Rasputin, Raven Darkholme/Mystic and Wade Wilson.
Ride the cyclone
Ocean O'connell Rosenberg and Noel Grubber.
Harry Potter (I don't support JK Rowling)
The golden trio, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom and Cedric Diggory.
Random characters
All the others Weasley and all the hargreeves (without Five).
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I mean if you saw my fandoms and you wonder if i write for someome there, just ask!
The banners are from here
¹: Some people are confused, but Pietro Maximoff is the Aaron Taylor-Johnson's version and Peter is the Evan Peters version.
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» OPEN FANFICS REQUESTS ☽
y = young, a = adult. Bold means I love writing about them
I write soft NSFW, love triangles, social media au, modern setting and I’m willing to follow any trope, you can be specific if you want.
(I’m sorry if I haven’t included your fave, I just write about the ones I like)
CELEBRITIES
Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, Tom Hardy, Ewan McGregor, Cillian Murphy, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Andrew Lincoln, Norman Reedus, John Bernthal, Evan Peters, William Zabka, Jensen Ackles, Antony Starr, Karl Urban, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Jack Nicholson, Matthew McConaughey, Enzo Vogrincic, Harrison Ford, Alain Delon, Marlon Brando, Bruce Springsteen
THE WALKING DEAD
Rick Grimes, Daryl Dixon, Negan Smith, Michonne, Carl Grimes
Rick x Michonne, Rick x Daryl, Abraham x Sasha, Rosita x Tara, Daryl x Connie
GAME OF THRONES / HOUSE OF THE DRAGON / ASOIAF
Tyrion Lannister, Jaime Lannister, Jon Snow, Sandor Clegane, Oberyn Martell, Stannis Baratheon, Daenerys Targaryen, Cersei Lannister, Petyr Baelish, Tywin Lannister, Sansa Stark, Robb Stark, Theon Greyjoy, Ned Stark, Robert Baratheon, Jorah Mormont, Asha/Yara Greyjoy, Brienne of Tarth, Benjen Stark, Euron Greyjoy, Beric Dondarrion, Daemon Targaryen, Harwin Strong, Aemond Targaryen, Aegon II Targaryen, Jacaerys Velaryon, Cregan Stark
Jaime x Brienne, Sansa x Theon, Jon x Daenerys, Jon x Sansa, Stannis x Davos, Robb x Theon, Jon x Satin, Ned x Robert, Robert x Lyanna, Cersei x Oberyn, Tyrion x Oberyn, Jaime x Oberyn, Sansa x Margaery, Daenerys x Asha/Yara, Daenerys x Jorah, Daenerys x Euron, Stannis x Davos, Melisandre x Stannis, Rhaenyra x Daemon, Rhaenyra x Harwin, Rhaenyra x Alicent, Daemon x Laena, Jaecerys x Cregan
STAR WARS
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Han Solo, Din Djarin, Boba Fett, Shin Hati, Darth Maul
Han x Leia, Han x Lando, Anakin x Padme, Obi-Wan x Satine, Obi-Wan x Darth Maul, Obi-Wan x Cody, Finn x Poe, Din x Luke, Din x Cobb Vanth, Shin Hati x Sabine
ATTACK ON TITAN
Eren Yeager, Jean Kirstein, Reiner Braun, Annie Leonhart, Porco Galliard
Erwin x Levi, Jean x Marco, Eren x Mikasa, Mikasa x Annie, Eren x Reiner, Reiner x Jean, Eren x Jean, Mikasa x Jean, Pieck x Porco, Reiner x Porco
JUJUTSU KAISEN
Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Ryomen Sukuna, Yuji Itadori, Nanami Kento, Toji Fushiguro, Megumi Fushiguro, Maki Zenin, Nobara Kugisaki, Mahito, Choso, Yuta Okkotsu, Shiu Kong
Gojo x Geto, Sukuna x Megumi, Yuji x Megumi, Nanami x Haibara, Maki x Yuta, Mahito x Geto
MORTAL KOMBAT 1
Johnny Cage, Kenshi, Liu Kang, Kitana, Bi-Han
Johnny x Kenshi, Liu Kang x Kitana
COBRA KAI / THE KARATE KID
Johnny Lawrence (y/a), Daniel LaRusso (y/a), Miguel Diaz, Eli Moskowitz/Hawk, Tory Nichols, Sam LaRusso, Terry Silver
Johnny x Daniel (y/a), Miguel x Sam, Miguel x Tory, Tory x Robby, Miguel x Robby, Eli/Hawk x Moon, Kreese x Terry (y/a)
HARRY POTTER
Harry, Draco, Ron, Hermione, Cedric, James (y/a), Sirius (y/a), Remus (y/a), Albus (y), Lucius (y/a), Barty
Harry x Draco, Ron x Hermione, Sirius x Remus (y/a), Harry x Cedric
MARVEL COMICS / MCU
Frank Castle, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Thor, Loki, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, Yelena Belova, Kate Bishop, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker (any version), Felicia Hardy, Carol Danvers, Peter Quill, Gamora, Wanda Maximoff, Vision, T’Challa, Victor Von Doom, Erik Lehnsherr, Matt Murdock, Elektra, Maria Hill, Reed Richards, Johnny Storm, Susan Storm, Ben Grimm
Tony x Bruce, Loki x Mobius, Sam x Bucky, Tony x Bucky, Bucky x Natasha, Natasha x Yelena (non mcu), Yelena x Kate, Peter x Gamora, Scott x Hope, Frank x Matt, Frank x Karen, Victor x Tony, Victor x Reed, Victor x Stephen, Reed x Susan
DC COMICS / DCEU
Bruce Wayne (any version), Selina Kyle, John Constantine, Diana
Bruce x Selina, Bruce x Harvey Dent, John x Zatanna, John x Bruce, Roman Sionis x Victor Zsasz, Harley Quinn x Diana
OTHERS
Thomas Shelby (Peaky Blinders), John Shelby (Peaky Blinders), Ragnar Lothbrock (Vikings), Joe Goldberg (You), Joe Goldberg x Rhys Montrose (You), Tyler Durden (Fight Club), Rust Cohle (True Detective), Kai Anderson (AHS), Tate Langdon (AHS), Tate Langdon x Violet Harmon (AHS), James March (AHS), Lalo Salamanca x Nacho Varga (Breaking Bad), Billy Butcher (The Boys), Soldier Boy (The Boys)
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karagin22 · 4 months
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Din Djarin and Boba Fett by Kaare Andrews
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scotianostra · 5 months
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May 7th 1876 saw the death of the leading Scottish architect David Bryce.
David Bryce was born on South College Street in Edinburgh's Old Town in 1803, and would go on to leave his mark on the city in a variety of structures that combine iconic 19th century style with practicality and function - so much so that many of his developments remain in use.
You're likely to have been inside a David Bryce building at some point in Edinburgh and not even have known it!
Bryce studied under the architect William Burn, and later became his business partner (and co-holder with him of the Grand Architect post at the top of Scottish freemasonry). Their working relationship dissolved following a design dispute in 1845, after which Burn moved to London, leaving Bryce to contribute to Edinburgh's Old and New Towns alone.
One of his earliest surviving projects in Edinburgh can be found on George Street in the New Town, where he designed the Caledonian Insurance Company offices .
​Although the building looks outwardly unremarkable, it was typical of the 1840s style that combined elegance and simplicity, reflecting a little of the Georgian-era elements that the original buildings of George Street would have exuded., the building now houses the Intercontinental Hotel as seen in the pics.
More typical of the later Scots Baronial style, when Victorian decorative detail began to take prominence in buildings across Edinburgh, is his design for the British Linen Bank, which today is another hotel on nearby St Andrew Square.
​These grand temples of finance were intended to create an impressive visual effect, and even today this former bank building has a style and a level of detail that intrigues passers-by - as with most buildings in Edinburgh you need to look up from street level to fully appreciate its impact!
In 1848 Bryce supervised the demolition and removal of Trinity College Church, a 15th century church building which had stood in the village of Calton, and which was being removed in order to accommodate the development of Waverley railway station.
Memorably the church was never rebuilt quite as had been promised to the people of Calton - what remains of it can still be found nearby...
​In 1853 Bryce built the Surgical Hospital at the site of what had been Edinburgh's first hospital, on Infirmary Street in the Old Town. Today this site is owned and occupied by the University of Edinburgh, and Bryce's building remains as a campus structure.
Not all of Bryce's buildings have survived - having built the Freemasons' Hall on George Street, the building would later be replaced with a more modern structure, for example, and several other Bryce developments in the city would fall to either the Victorian improvements or the 20th century wrecking ball.
One significant structure which has survived is Bryce's redevelopment of the Bank of Scotland headquarters at the top of the Mound. Visitors can still explore Bryce's bank building today, as the basement has been turned into the Museum on the Mound, telling the history of banking and finance in Scotland.
Another of his bank designs, again on George Street in the New Town, is today the Standing Order pub, as I said at the begining of the post many of you will hav been in ne of his buildings!
Two of Bryce's later designs remain iconic and highly visible in the city today, Fettes College and much of the Royal Infirmary Buildings,especially the ones now facing the Meadows, how I ould love to live in one of the apartments with the balconies overlooking the lands over to Marchmont.
Bryce died in Edinburgh on this day in 1876, never living to see his Royal Infirmary project completed. He was buried in the New Calton burial ground, where his grave faces Arthur's Seat.
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thecambriaone · 6 months
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most wanted?
we'd love to see:
finn, obi-wan kenobi, qui-gon jinn, ezra bridger, sabine wren, captain rex, hunter, bo-katan kryze, din djarin, wrecker, tech, echo, crosshair, baylan skoll, boba fett, fennec shand, cassian andor, bix caleen, rose tico, lando calrissian, jyn erso, nightsister merrin, bodhi rook, chirrut imwe, garazeb 'zeb' orrelios, amilyn holdo, bail organa, breha organa, the hero of tython/jedi knight, ashara zavros, doc, theron shan, satele shan, lord scourge, lana beniko, talos drellik (star wars) sam wilson, steve rogers, thor odinson, bruce banner, carol danvers, scott lang, miles morales, jessica drew, cindy moon, mj watson, ned leeds, harry osborn, lorna dane, pietro maximoff, erik lehnsherr, charles xavier (marvel) percy de rolo, vax'ildan, grog strongjaw, scanlan shorthalt, yasha nydoorin, beauregard lionette, fjord, caduceus clay, veth brenatto, kingsley tealeaf (critical role) dame aylin, alfira, lae'zel, wyll ravengard, halsin, jaheira, minsc (baldur's gate) captain john price, kyle 'gaz' garrick (call of duty) cullen rutherford, alistair theirin, josephine montilyet, cassandra pentaghast, the inquisitor, the warden, hawke, varric tethras (dragon age) sir malcolm murray, sembene, alexander sweet/dracula, dorian gray, brona croft/lily frankenstein (penny dreadful) edward cullen, esme cullen, carlisle cullen, leah clearwater, seth clearwater (twilight)
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and:
armand, nicolas de lenfant, gabrielle de lioncourt, daniel molloy, jesse reeves, merrick mayfair, mona mayfair, tarquin blackwood, julien mayfair, jojo mayfair, ciprien grieve (the vampire chronicles/lives of the mayfair witches) lucerys velaryon, jacaerys velaryon, harwin strong, laenor valeryon, baela targaryen, aemond targaryen, helaena targaryen, missandei, grey worm, jorah mormont, sansa stark, ned stark, catelyn stark, bran stark, robb stark, davos seaworth, gendry (game of thrones/house of the dragon) betty cooper, archie andrews, jughead jones, dilton doiley, sabrina spellman (archie comic/riverdale/sabrina) josie saltzman, lizzie saltzman, milton greasley, landon kirby, rebekah mikaelson, marcel gerard, stefan salvatore, bonnie bennett, enzo st john, nadia petrova, jenna sommers, davina claire, freya mikaelson (the vampire diaries universe) rose tyler, donna noble, the fifteenth doctor, martha jones, amy pond, rory williams, bill potts, yasmin khan, ryan sinclair, graham o’brien, dan lewis (doctor who)
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moonlight-prose · 2 years
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✧ 2023 WIPS LIST ✧
As you can guess by the title this will be an updated wips list of what is to come, what will be continued, and what will be finished. I'm actually really excited about what I'm writing this year for many reasons. Partly because I have such amazing people here who inspire me everyday to keep writing.
You are all welcome to ask whatever you want about the fics on this list. I'm more than happy to talk about them! This list is subject to change throughout the year so some stuff may not get written/finished.
The list is beneath the cut, because it's quite long. Enjoy!
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ONGOING WIPS TO BE FINISHED IN 2023
Black Velvet - 1980s!Din Djarin (3 chapter remaining)
Badlands - Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw (3 chapters remaining)
Paper Airplanes - Bucky Barnes
Asterism - Cassian Andor (4 chapters remaining)
Celestial Serenities - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Night Crawling - Jack Russell (5 chapters remaining)
Beautiful Nightmare - Dream of the Endless
Strength Among Stars - Din Djarin
Blood Along The Moon - The Batman
Kinktober 2022
Winter Prompts
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UPCOMING SERIES IN 2023
Hurt - Joel Miller (coming january 15th)
Turning Pages - Moon Knight bois
Never Break The Chain - Jurassic Park AU w/Din Djarin
Love Is Strange - Mickey "Fanboy" Garcia
There'd Better Be A Mirrorball - Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw (2 parts)
Diamonds Are Forever - Jake Lockley x Jewel Thief!Reader
Con La Brisa - Namor
Rogue Redemption - Western!Poe Dameron
Bloom - Obi-Wan Kenobi (3 parts)
Somewhere Only We Know - Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield)
Shadows Of The Past - Mickey "Fanboy Garcia
In the Ashes of Hope - Sith!Obi-Wan Kenobi x jedi!f!reader
Silhouettes of Love - Frankie Morales (maybe)
The Moon Will Sing - Moon Knight bois x goddess!reader
Midnight Wire - Cassian Andor
To Lie Within The Stars - Din Djarin x f!reader x Boba Fett
Unnamed Boba Fett series
Violent Delights (rewritten) - Loki
Unnamed Poe Dameron series
Fractures - The Batman (dark academia)
Various Storms & Saints - Pero Tovar x witch!reader
World On Fire - Apocalypse!Poe Dameron
The Song Remains The Same - 70s!Guitarist!Din Djarin
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UPCOMING ONESHOTS IN 2023
Cherry Bomb - Tangerine (bullet train)
Photograph - Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw
Bluebirds In The Night Sky - Javi G.
Solamente Una Vez - Santi Garcia
Together We Fall - Marc Spector
Beauty In The Madness - Steven Grant
Love Is A Fire That Burns Unseen - Din Djarin
Worst Nightmare - Cal Kestis x Sith!Reader
Heavy In Your Arms - Poe Dameron
Breathe Me In - Darth Vader
The Rockrose and The Thistle - Sith!Anakin Au (2 parts)
Kar'ta - Din Djarin (2 parts)
Hidden Flames and Deep Desires - Darth Maul x jedi!Reader (2 parts)
Unnamed Jake "Hangman" Seresin fic
Edge of Midnight - Natasha "Phoenix" Trace
Din Djarin fic for @softanon
Poe Dameron fic (unnamed)
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a/n: All of these are subject to change/be added to or deleted throughout the year. This is just what I have at the moment. There are some wips I haven't added, because they aren't plotted and have no full storyline in my head. Here's to a good year of writing!
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bobafettfanclub · 7 months
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"Concord Dawn: Boba Fett's Return" by Andrew Prasse "Wanted to depict the destroyed planet of Concord Dawn as seen in the Rebels animated series," noted the artist on ArtStation (https://www.artstation.com/prassea)
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str4b3rr1-gvtzzz · 7 months
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Andrew: So I was just having a conversation with Susie about Star Wars; particularly, about the choice of architecture. The amount of people who die from falling down bottomless pits is TOO DAMN HIGH! Like, who designs architecture like this? Catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever, just zigging and zagging through enormous voids. Giant holes to nowhere!
Susie: It's by design. It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time.
Andrew: Like... who the fuck put this hole here???? And why????
Susie: Exhaust?
Andrew: Darth Maul falls down a hole, Palpatine falls down a hole, Solo falls down a hole, everyone falls down a hole! Star Wars universe needs OSHA.
Susie: Luke falls down a hole, Boba Fett falls down a hole…
Andrew: Yes, yes, I forgot about those! R2-D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon after he fixes the hyperdrive.
Susie: We're onto something here!
Andrew: Obi-Wan almost falls down a hole.
Susie: C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty close to falling down a hole.
Andrew: His lightsaber does though.
*Susie thinks hard about what other Star Wars Characters fall down holes*
Andrew: What if the hole is symbolic? The hole represents the dark side.
Susie: Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side.
Andrew: Fair point.
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dalesramblingsblog · 8 months
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Can't remember if I've said this before, and I'll concede that as a white Australian guy I don't exactly have a horse in this particular race, but every time I relisten to The Land of the Dead I just... I feel like the decision to have Andrew Fettes put on the most stereotypical stoic, halting Native American delivery in the role of Gaborik and spouting Chakotay-esque platitudes about the sanctity of the land and the animals has got to qualify as some kind of hate crime. Right?
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(013) Die drei ??? und der lachende Schatten
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Schatten pflegen normalerweise zu schweigen. Hier aber lacht ein Schatten – schrill und furchterregend! Doch nicht nur dieser höchst ungewöhnliche Schatten bereitet Justus, Bob und Peter Kopfzerbrechen. Auf dem Landsitz der alten Miss Sanchez scheinen auch sonst recht merkwürdige Dinge vorzugehen. Was hat es zum Beispiel mit dem Gerücht auf sich, daß ganz in der Nähe ein wertvoller Indianerschatz vergraben sein soll - an einem Ort, wo kein Mann ihn finden kann ...  
Veröffentlichungshistorie
Buch (Random House): 012, 1969, William Arden, The Mystery of the Laughing Shadow Buch (Kosmos): 006, 1971, Leonore Puschert (aus dem Amerikanischen übertragen) Hörspiel (Europa): 013, 1980
⁉️ Allgemein
Handlungsort
Rocky Beach
Kategorie
Diebstahl, Schatzsuche
Figuren
Justus Jonas
Peter Shaw
Bob Andrews
Alfred Hitchcock
Professor Meeker, Sprachwissenschaftler
Skinny Norris, Lieblingsfeind der drei Fragezeichen
Mathilda Jonas
Theodor „Ted“ Sanchez
Sarah Sanchez, Großtante von Ted
Patrick (keine Sprechrolle)
Mr. Harris, Präsident des Vegetarierbundes (😈)
Mr. Morton. Chauffeur
Natches
Kommissar Reynolds
🏖 Rocky Beach Universum
Orte
„In den Bergen“
Hacienda (Landgut) von Miss Sanchez
Cambridge, England, Ted kommt dort her
Indianerkopf, Bergformation
Einrichtungen
Schrottplatz
Zentrale
(Bibliothek)
Sonstiges
Stamm der Yaqui, Ethnie aus Mexiko, haben sich am erfolgreichsten gegen Kolonialisten gewehrt
Stamm der Chumash, „primitivere Sprache“, keine Schrift, Häuptling Magnus Verde, hatten Stützpunkte in den Bergen, auch auf dem Landgut der Familie Sanchez, haben einen Goldschatz vor den Kolonialisten versteckt
🛼 Sonstiges
Lustige Dialoge
Mr. Harris: „Ich weiß nicht recht, ob unseren Freunden das Essen schmecken wird, Mrs. Sanchez und ich sind nämlich Vegetarier, wir essen nur Pflanzenkost. Ich bin Präsident des Vegetarierbundes. Mrs. Sanchez hat mich mit der Gründung des Ortsvereins von Rocky Beach unterstützt.“ Justus: „Vielen Dank Sir, aber wir haben leider keine Zeit zum Essen zu kommen, obwohl wir eine derartige Kost gern einmal ausprobieren würden.“ […] Justus: „Buärgh, Mohrrüben und das wohlmöglich zum Mittag! Da ist mir ein saftiges Steak schon lieber!“
Alfred Hitchcock: „Bob und Peter fuhren zum Haus der Vegetarier.“
*Es wird rumgerufen* Peter: „Das kommt aus dem Vegetarierhaus.“
Skinny Norris: „Man, was seid ihr Superhirne doch bescheuert." Bob: „Skinny Norris! Das ist Skinny Norris. Er hat uns eingesperrt. Lass uns sofort raus, Skinny Norris!“ Skinny Norris: „Ihr beide kommt hier nicht raus. Nur schade, dass euer Dickerchen nicht dabei ist, hehe. Das würd' mir Spaß machen, wie sich dieser fette Schlauberger abmüht, da wieder raus zukommen.“ Bob: „Wenn Justus hier wäre, würdest du dich nicht so aufspielen!“ Skinny Norris: „Ach halt die Klappe.“
Justus: „Sehen Sie doch, dieses braune Zeug und hier den roten Fleck, merken Sie was?“ Morton: „Ja … Senf und ein wenig Blut wie mir scheint.“
Phrasenschwein
Fat shaming Justus wird beleidigt
Knock-Out Bob wird auf den Kopf gehauen
🏳️‍🌈 Queer/diversity read
Shippy moments
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Diversity, Political Correctness and Feminism
„Indianischer Künstler“
Ein dunkelhäutiger Mann mit einem Messer
Patrick der Ire
„Es sollen zwei dunkelhäutige Männer gewesen sein. Vielleicht waren es Indianer.“
Natches und Nanika, haben den FRAGWÜRDIGSTEN AKZENT!
„Indianerjungen sind klein.“
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