#Andrés got the suits and the whole 'respectful monster' outlook while Sergio gets the actual inner dilema

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Right so I don't have a fic BUT I do have plot points and headcanons

So yeah this is pretty much an Originals!AU where Sergio is the Original Vampire that his witch!brother made.

Martín has a sort of klaus-ish backstory where he was supposed to be just a regular fellow, really close friend of Andrés, who Andrés then had the idea to make a vampire alongside Sergio 1st to protect him from various things as well, but most importantly because he wanted to give Sergio a sort-of extension of himself to be there for him for ETERNITY. Martín was like 'sure buddy, you can experiment your dark magic on me. No problem'

In the klaus-ish fashion, Martín's mum turns out to have had an affair with a werewolf and Martín is biologically one so he gets to be the original hybrid

Ultimately, whether by remaining a witch and gaining imortality somehow or getting into vampirism as well, Andrés lives on with them (my favourite version of this so far is that Martín was the one who later trapped/manipulated Andrés into turning. Each has created the other in a way.)

All three of them get to be the original 'family' and just wreak havoks for centuries

And by that I mean Andrés and Martín creating chaos wherever they go and Sergio being like 'Guys please, guys please, gu–"

Some headcanons that could or could not fit with the story when/if it gets written.

My favourite headcanon, Martín would fuck every single poet/painter/dramtist etc that Andrés admires because he's pitiful and if he won't fuck Andrés, then he'll fuck his idols. Let him live with that. So Byron? Been there done that. Wilde? Martín's got a word or two to say about him. Lorca? Martín's favourite.

That being said, some centuries worth of pinning.

No idea what the other banda members are doing here, there's no plot, but Nairobi is a witch, Raquel is a vampire hunter, Tokyo is a vampire, and Denver's a (possible) hybrid. And I love the idea that Alicia is human but is wicked and cunning enough to have basically made up a team of supernaturals who she masterfully manipulates to her favor and basically has tons of power and leverage.

Sergio tried to do the whole 'I only eat animals, no humans' at first but Andrés metaphorically beat his ass because he didn't literally create immortality for his brother to be alive and healthy for him to be a weak-ass vampire, so Andrés is all 'eat your fucking human.' Sergio just stopped resisting after a while.

They are originally based in Sicily. To this day, Martín won't stop bitching about the unification of Italy.

Sergio is always watching Martín closely and up in his throat about exposing them because Martín, is well, Martín, to the extent that it escapes him that Andrés is actually the one whose all-over photographs and paintings and his inability to shut the fuck up is which stirs up the most conspiracy theories among the humans

Whenever Martín sees any sort of dance, he'll swear he's the one who invented it.

Every single new era, Andrés will spend it reminiscing over the decline of culture from the one before it. He'll also swear that every single piece of art or literature were somehow influenced by him one way or another. Michelangelo stole his notes if you ask him.

Sergio actually wastes a good chunk of his immortal life basically sitting and writing all human history he witnessed because he doesn't trust the humans with it + a parallel superatural one because he believes it needs documenting.

He's actually trying to create an infallible economic system, sort of a utopian thing and that's what he has been trying to do for like 700+ years, believing this is somehow the purpose of his life.

Sergio was also the one who turned Tokyo Carlisle Cullens-style and took her in. (playing with the idea that she's the first person he ever actually turns.)

Before Andrés took Sergio and Martín and ran away with them post-transition, he had had an infant son with a woman in that village (that he just completely left without looking back agsjdj) and that son will go on to hold Andrés' bloodline as a human/witch. Andrés will keep close track of the generations that will come out of him from afar.

Instead of New Orleans, it's Palermo. (somehow)

As vampires/immortals, Sergio believes his mission is to save humanity from itself since he's one step above it or something. Andrés actually, despite not admitting it, is the one who questions his own humanity the most and is always aware/pained by the disconnect between himself and the rest of humans that his immortality does nothing more but enforces. Martín, not a mere second after he was turned, looked down on all humans and just believed himself 100% some sort of a god.

Andrés falls in love with a human three times a week and every single time renacts Twilight while Martín stares at the camera like in the office. Martín will occasionaly eat them to just shut up his melodramatic shit.

Vampire Horse

The most vampires actually come through Sergio more than anyone else. Martín sees it as a gift not to be disparged with until the person is worthy™. It's Andrés' creation. His gift to him.

He will turn every single man he's been with that Andrés doesn't like though just to annoy him.

Andrés forces himself in Art restoration business because he 'remembers what they originally looked like' (he doesn't) and completely ruins everything he touches.

Due to the centuries and the wide range of places he lived in, Martín can now fully curse in about 30+ languages