#And while yes ig Kevin was associated with finality
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Man the Aeon of FINALITY I wonder who it's emanator could be... Man it's so mysterious because there's totally 0 characters associated with FINALITY in the honkai verse.
Man i can't wait to see who it is.
#Maybe not an emanator but#Kiana expy gotta be related to Terminus in a way#They specifically chose FINALITY as a word#And while yes ig Kevin was associated with finality#Kiana is literally the Herrscher of Finality#Anyway you can guys can thank me for (maybe) spoiling a character that wasn't even mentioned once hihi#Welt gonna keep seeing familiar faces everywhere#honkai impact#honkaiposting#honkaimpact3rd#hi3#hi3rd#<- talking about Kiana so it counts im not tagging incorrectly don't yell at me#honkai star rail#Hsr
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The Clone Wars: Hostage Crisis (1x22)
Summary: A bounty hunter gets the best of Anakin, holds a group of senators hostage, and ransoms the freedom of Ziro the Hutt.Â
Comments: And here we are: the first real episode. To pique your interest, let me start by saying Iâve sat through 21 episodes of shit just to get to this episode. I knew it was coming and I can honestly say I enjoyed myself, even the second time around.Â
Before I get to what will undoubtedly be a very long review, a few comments are in order.Â
First, this is the 22nd episode of the show, and season finale, but is the 51st episode chronologically. This only works here because Ziro the Hutt could be replaced by any character and it wouldnât affect the plot in any noticeable way. Both the prequel and sequel to this episode appear later.Â
Second, the villain introduced in this episode is named âCad Bane,â and since thatâs a stupid name, youâd be correct in guessing it was George Lucas who named him.
Third, when Iâve told others about the first two seasons of this show, I have mentioned thereâs really only two episodes that stood out to me that I remembered. This was the first. (The second is in Season 2 and, stupidly, gets very low reviewsâstay tuned!)
Okay, letâs begin.Â
This episode begins with Cad Bane (a mercenary) and his team infiltrating the Senate building on Coruscant. My only problem with Cad occurs here becauseârather than out-thinking the Senate guards as in all other scenesâCad wins by simply overpowering them. He probably should have just paid them off like Captain Sleaze (I honestly thought the Senate Troopers might be working for Cad at first), but maybe he didnât watch that episode.
We are also treated to some well-written opening dialogue for Cad that straight-up communicates BAMF while simultaneously building anticipation for whatâs to come. I usually shy away from mentioning superficial aspects, but Cadâs voice is deliciously intense, a partially robotic sound coupled with an old-school Western twang:Â
Iâve got business with the Senate. How âbout you fellas step aside?
Sure itâs stereotyped, but I felt it worked well. If you listen closely, thereâs a subtle âsnake rattleâ effect that precedes the above line, invoking something primitive and dangerous. This is a cheap trick, but it works.
Anyways, Cadâs team overruns the Senate Guards as he breaks the neck of the nearest trooper and signals the all clear. A pair of commando droids working for Cad don the uniforms of the killed troopers and begin clearing the platform to cover the teamâs eventual escape. If it wasnât obvious yet, this guy means business andâprobably a reason I like him so muchâheâs the first major character (outside of the pirate Hondo maybe) that demonstrates the competent execution of an intelligent plan.Â
Unfortunately, this is The Clone Wars, so the scene transitions to PadmĂ© and Anakin sharing a bit of alone time in her nearby office. This scene was disturbing on several levels and nicely encapsulates the toxic nature of their relationship. But the important bit here (and critical to the plot) is that Anakin gives PadmĂ© his lightsaber to... show her that he trusts her? Or that she trusts him? Honestly, I have no idea, but it doesnât matter. The point is that Anakin is without his lightsaber and because of that, what follows is the best episode of the first season.Â
We get a quick series of scenes of Cadâs team infiltrating the control room followed by PadmĂ© and Anakin being âin loveâ (or whatever), before PadmĂ© leaves with Senator Jimmy Smits (and Anakinâs lightsaber) to join some other senators in the Senate Chamber.Â
Next up, Cad murders an entire room of Senate Troopers and they walk into the Senate... wait, lemme try again... Cadâs team struts into the Senate Chamber like they own the place and Cad announces whatâs up: do nothing and itâll all be over soon. One of the senators is unwilling to tolerate Cadâs âinsolenceâ and walks away. Cad no-look shoots him in the back.
I love clear-cut villains. All the writers have to do is give Cad a background and a strong motivation and heâll make my very short list of favorite bad guys.
As a side note, imagine if the show had introduced Count Dooku this way, or General Grievous. Imagine if the first time we saw Grievous, he was confronted by seven Jedi Knights, cut all of them down, and then slowly ate their corpses. Set it to some seriously intense horror music and overlay it with some sinister dialogue and youâve got yourself a well-rounded villain.
Anyways, Anakin figures out something is amiss and wanders into the Senate Chamber where he learns of the hostage situation. Cad is questioning PadmĂ© on her identity when he notices her sideways glance towards Anakin on the balcony. He immediately spins around and starts pumping blaster bolts towards Anakin as he runs for cover. Now, Cadâs aim here is atrocious, but itâs a nice character beat for him: like Han, he shoots first.
Recognizing Skywalker, Cad orders a pair of his associates after him. Thereâs a stupid scene where Anakin confronts the two of them, reaches for his lightsaber out of habit, and then realizes itâs not there. Straight rip from Temple of Doom or not, it just shows how inept this character is without his stupid laser sword. So he just, uhm, runs away? Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight, is face-to-face with some dude and a droid, and he chooses to run away because he doesnât have his lightsaber. Possibly this is why they donât want you on the Jedi Council?Â
What follows is the most dramatic sequence that involves Anakin. The lights are off and Anakin is hiding from this pair as they search room-to-room for him. The music here is top-notch and really helps the tone. I would imagine most âfansâ would say this is the âboringâ part of the episode and drags on for too long, but Iâd argue itâs one of the best sequences in the show to date because thereâs tension. Yes, itâs an obvious homage to Die Hard, and it works for the same reason it did in that well-known Christmas movie, but it still works.
Thereâs a weird scene here where the Weequay opens a door and reveals what, I think, is a prostitute droid alone in a Senatorâs room. She does like an âoh!â noise and he does the âshhâ motion and moves on. Itâs one of those things that happens so fast you donât really have time to process it, but itâs there. Dunno if Lucas has a thing for voluptuous sex droids or what, but itâs in his show.Â
Anyways, Anakin fights the IG droid and wins, somehow, leaving its broken body on the floor. Upon finding it, the Weequay reports the obvious conclusion to Cad: The OP!Jedi does not have his lightsaber.Â
What follows is one of the most satisfying scenes in the first season. Anakin, attempting to regain control of the control room, gets locked out by the fish-guy (one of Cadâs associates). Angry because the door is locked (or whatever), Anakin gets held up by the Weequay pointing a blaster at his back. Anakin tears the blaster from the Weequayâs hands and points it back at him. The Weequay holds up his hands and then immediately ducks when he hears the familiar click of the sniper-girl's rifle. She fires several shots into Anakinâs head, keeping him busy long enough for the fish-guy to open the door and taze him in the side of the face.
This scene was satisfying to watch for two main reasons: functional teamwork and the defeat of Anakin. Not gonna lie, I re-watched it like three times.Â
A side note here. Iâm not saying my buddy Kevin copied Molossus from The Dark Knight (2008) soundtrack, but the cue in this episode (2009) during the prisoner exchange sounds very similar.
Anyways, Anakinâs limp body is dragged into the hostage room and Cad inspects his prize. Cad then has my favorite line in this episode:Â
Young Skywalker... Not so impressive without your lightsaber, are you... Jedi?
No. No, heâs not, and thatâs exactly the point. Please remember that later, okay?
Anyways, the prisoner exchange goes down without a hitch, clean, effective, efficient, as Iâve come to expect from my bro Cad. He escapes with his team and prize, easily, because he had everything planned and was three steps ahead of everyone else.Â
This episode doesnât end on a cliffhanger; it ends as the exclamation point on a character introduction. Weâve been introduced to a character that can successfully plan and execute a prison break at the heart of the Republic and, in the mix, even best an OP!Jedi.
And that is great fun to watch. Best bad guy ever? Absolutely not. A shiny gem of literally âbad guy 101â applied to a trash heap of poor writing and awkward dialogue? Yes.Â
In conclusion, weâve met Cad Bane. I hope he murders Prequel!Wan next.
Well, that wraps up the first season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars.Â
Itâs been awful. On to Season 2!
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