#And then scroll down to “how Stan killed me” and then click it a bunch

[aroacespacerock]

I feel so normal about these puzzles

I’m like dipper in the sock puppet episode rn. I should be sleeping.

CAN HE STILL SEE THROUGH STANS EYES??? FORDS? DIPPERS? Is he talking about possession here. Most likely. This website is driving me up the wall

[eternalstann]

Hey I just saw that's your anniversary on 5 days so happy birthday to you little thing! What your age will you be ? 😁 Plus for the prompt idea: what if Tom, your boyfriend, find a very old blog were u posted fanfic and all. But the imagines in there are steamy stuff about sebastian stan or Steve roger with rough sex and things like that. How do you think he will react ? Will he be jealous? Will he be angry even though it was a long ago ? Sorry for my bad English I'm French hehe ! Thanks u !

aww thank you my love! And I’m going to be 20❤️ I’m gonna write this like a continuation to the last oneeee, I love this idea xx

part 1

Tom would be super curious now to what else you did that he didn’t know about. He picked your phone up of the ground and navigated his way to your tumblr profile. You had fallen asleep on the couch, worn out from your orgasm. He scrolled and scrolled, everything recent was mostly just reblogs of things about him & the mcu. The occasional original post of yours and he had to give you props, they were pretty funny. He was really enjoying himself, he felt like he was discovering a new side of you.

Then he saw something you posted about a called a master list? What the hell was that. He clicked on the link and saw that it was a list of a bunch of other links and they were separated into categories. Sebastian Stan, Bucky Barnes, Thor, Steve Rogers, even Natasha Romanoff. But nothing about him. He decided to check out the Sebastian Stan one. He didn’t know what he expected. Maybe a collection of his movies, some pictures but definitely not this.

“Sebastians godlike shirtless frame stood above you, you’d never seen a more beautiful man” he scrolled down further - “his hard cock rammed into your soaking core, fucking you like no one else could” Tom was pissed. When had you written this? He’d known Sebastian Stan was your favorite actor but he couldn’t believe it. He didn’t know why he was so worked up, but he felt really hurt. Betrayed almost, and they were just words. He looked down at you sleeping, you were so gorgeous, the thought of you with someone else killed him inside. He looked through more- he even counted, you had written a whopping 27 pieces on Sebastian Stan. Not all of them were dirty, but if he was honest, the lovey dovey ones bothered him more.

He knew he shouldn’t, but his emotions got the best of him. He reached down and shook you awake. “What’s wrong baby?” You ask sweetly. Normally you’d be angry at him for waking you but after how good he’d finger fucked you earlier you couldn’t even be mad. “Do you want to fuck Sebastian Stan?” He asked and your eyes got wide. “Tom what the hell, no!” You exclaim, sitting up. “Then what is this?” He asks, showing you your phone. Your eyes skim over the screen and you realize it’s one of your old smut posts. “Tom that was from like 3 years ago- look at the authors note at the bottom, ‘I’m so excited for civil war’ you fucking dickhead” You shout at him, standing up and walking away. He feels beyond foolish now- he knows he fucked up.

“Baby, I’m so sorry” he whispered grabbing your arm but you shook out of his grip. “Don’t baby me” you answer sourly. You go to the kitchen and grab wine cooler, you need a drink to calm yourself down before you snap on him. “Y/N baby I know you don’t want to fuck him- I Just - I was so overwhelmed when I saw it, and you always talk about how he’s your favorite actor, I was just jealous and I’m sorry. I love you so so much-” you got tired of his rambling. “Shut up Tom, it’s okay. But it really hurt my feelings that you asked me that. You’re the only man for me” you tell him and Tom feels his heart swell. How did he get so lucky?

“I love you too. But who’s better baby, me or Sebastian?” He asks, lifting you up and sitting you on the kitchen counter. “What?” You ask, not sure what to say. He pulls off your clothing until you’re naked. He crouches down so he’s level with your pussy, “who’s better?” He asks again; this time he kisses the insides of your thighs. “You are Tom, always you” you coo, looking down at him. You feel yourself getting wetter with each second. How could he make you so angry and then so horny in a matter of minutes? “Good” he replies before placing his mouth on your core. Your head falls back and you moan as he tastes your juices.

He gives new meaning to the term, “eating out” . You were sure it was impossible for him to be making you feel so good. His tongue touched every corner of you before he began focusing on your clit. “Tom!” You nearly scream his name while he works. You can feel yourself getting close and you can barely breathe. Your legs begin to close around his head and he pushes them back open. “You gonna cum on my face?” He asks, looking up at you and you nod. Your hands grip his shoulders, holding on tight because you felt like you were gonna fall off the face of the earth. He licks long strips up your pussy, applying pressure on your bundle of nerves and you’re unraveling. You dig your nails into his skin as you cum.

You barely have a chance to process your orgasm before Tom pulls you down and flips you so your bent over the counter. “oh fuck!” You cry out when he shoves his dick into you. “You’re fucking soaked” Tom whispers, wrapping your hair into a ponytail around his fist and tugging you back onto his cock. You’re on your tip toes, head tilted back as far as it can go. Your eyes roll back when he pulls out and pushes back into you. “Tom, oh my god, tom” moans tumble from your lips as he fucks you. He’s rough, your hips bumping the edge of the counter which each thrust but you don’t care. “You’re taking my dick so good baby” he mutters, using his free hand to smack your ass.

You push back against him, meeting him thrust for thrust and all that can be heard in the kitchen is the obscene sound of him entering you and both of your moans. “Tom, please don’t stop, I’m gonna fucking cum!” You tell him and he goes even harder. “Cum for me babygirl!” He commands and you obey. Youre orgasm is more intense than the first, and second one. “Tom!” You chant his name over and over as he chases his own release. He grunts as when finally does, cumming inside of you.

“Fuck, lets just get married now” Tom jokes, pulling you into his embrace. “Gotta lock you down before Sebastian finds your little stories and wants to try the real thing” he kisses your forehead and you roll your eyes. “Shut up you goof”

[cognitivecapricorn]

Another Rant Time

Now I’m back with another rant this time there’s something more I need to get off my chest so if you are a stan or pro of any kind you do not want to read this. Also a trigger warning of language

First off, STOP USING HEADCANONS AS YOUR LINE OF DEFENSE WHEN TRYING TO “DEFEND” YOUR SHIP. Let me say it again

Stop. Using. Headcanons, which by definition are “Elements and interpretations of a fictional universe accepted by an individual fan, but not found within or supported by the official canon.” as your means to justify and defend an argument. 

Headcanons are supposed to be fun and creative and add new twists  to the fandom, but you kill all of that when you shove it down the throats of others and try to act superior. 

Prime example? “Oh hey I think [insert Naruto character here] is [gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans/aro/ace/LITERALLY ANY PART OF THE LGBTQ SPECTRUM]” <<<< this? Cool. Love it. Awesome. Fantastic!

Where it goes wrong? 

Stan Type A: Lol sweetie Naruto and Sasuke aren’t gay because canon

Stan Tybe B: Omg look at all these het shippers so madddd

Stan Type C: Listen here homophobic scum!

This is happening far too much and there’s a word for why that is:

^^^^ see this??? Learn it. Memorize it. Internalize it. 

This is the fuel that gets a lot pros to hop on the essays of those who are against the “popular ships.” This is where people are either coining themselves antis or being called haters. THIS RIGHT HERE, especially others are doing the opposite which is this!:

Seriously if I had a dollar for every stan/pro going on to a thread and trying to defend their ship just because OP pointed out facts from the canon source I’d have my student debt paid off. Like, it’s rather pathetic that as old as the Naruto fandom is, there this hive-minded mentality that states the following:

- NH is our sunshine family and our one and only sunshine family how dare you try to oppose it

-SS is the one true love and goals you are just jealous and or upset.

-Hinata is the Byakugan queen you must learn your place peasant.

-Sakura is Queen she was always the best no matter what you say.

And if you, by any margin happen to disagree with those then you are a deadman walking. You are a non-believer, you are a witch and must be put at the stake.

This may sound weird to some but it’s out there. If you know of FF.net they are famous for the “Kill yourself disgusting virgin.” Comments if you EVER write crack pairings. Let that sink in for a moment. There are people, going around the internet, telling authors (some may even be as young as 16/17) to end their lives...

And it’s honestly why many pros ad stans are hated. And its why SS/NH are also hated and why SNS his such a mixed bag(IMO).

You know they old saying of “A few bad apples spoiled the bunch.”? Boom. Case and point right here. 

Too many seem to think that it’s okay to just say what they want just because they are on “team canon” or it’s the new thing to do. Riding a bandwagon does not make you popular on ANY side of the spectrum. 

- You can still be a Hinata fan and dislike NH and Boruto

-You can still a Sakura fan and dislike Gaidan and SS

-You can still be a Naruto fan and dislike NH/Boruto while not shipping him romantically with Sasuke

-You can still be a Sasuke fan and dislike SS/Gaidan while not shipping him romantically with Naruto

-You can have your LGBTQQIAAP Headcanons.

YOU CAN. IT IS INDEED POSSIBLE I’M DOING SO AS I TYPE THIS!!!

You cannot go out of your way and try to play canon police just because YOU feel like you should defend your precious ship... No one cares about canon any more Jan...

I mean many people for various reasons hate the last, hate gaidan, really hate the ending, hell some people beautifully demonstrated flaws in the serious that have been overlooked!

So here’s how this will wrap up, honestly it’s just getting far to petty with how some are handling it, and  the whole “oh well your just an anti too soo...” 

yeah and I’m annoyed with how others are acting! Soo if there are those who can call other people retard and other derogatory and phobic words hell I’m gonna have a rant about it. If this bothered you then you should click away/block me/ scroll away now.