#And than I bought like an actual worky man knife from the hardware store for work that I loved
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I have managed to lose every huge "fuck you" pocket knife I've ever own, which sucks cause it would be really good to have one right now
#The biggest one with a clip at work isn't really “fuck you” big and it looks cheap which I think does lower the intimidation value#So for now I'm taking a smaller one that is nicer and has the kind of lock that means you can swing in opened and closed which is a fun stim#I had a big gay knife that was maybe not iridescent but looked like a gas puddle#And than I bought like an actual worky man knife from the hardware store for work that I loved#My I had to check the gay knife at the desk when I went to the er and I forget to go back for it#And I think I set the worky man knife on top of my car and than lost it somewhere on the road#I do have a decent sized hunting knife but that's in a sheath which isn't less intimidating necessarily but does make it harder to access#If I were to actually need it
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