#And its soooooo soft

[sanjisboyfie]

yandere zoro headcanons

male reader of course <3 also this is actually a very soft yandere zoro, nothing super duper hardcore...i think

yandere ! zoro . . . just expects you to know that he likes you. it's so annoying. he does the bare minimum and genuinely thinks that's enough for you to know. he's held the door open for you one time and equated that to a love confession. because he's not gonna ever blatantly confess to you, so he does these other minuscule things to get your attention and make it "known" that he likes you.

yandere ! zoro . . . will be at your beck and call. he will do whatever you ask of him. he'll act like its annoying, but he is more than happy to do whatever you ask him. it's undeniably a really sweet gesture that he does, but sometimes he gets really pushy and aggressive with it. the reason why is because he wants you to completely rely on him, even for your own basic needs. he wants to be doing everything for you for the power-trip and control it gives him.

"give it to me," zoro gruffly said, taking the bags from your arms. you were more than capable in carrying the groceries, but zoro took them off your hands. he knew you could handle them, but he felt the need to aid you.

"i am more than capabl-"

"shut up, i'm doing you a favor," zoro rejected your want to carry the bags, shaking his head.

"fine, thanks, zoro." a flash of your gentle smile was enough to send him into a flustered, crimson red blushing state.

yandere ! zoro . . . kind of going hand in hand with ^ that one, zoro would easily kill for you. the amount of dead bodies you'd be responsible for would be uncountable. every single man or woman thats hit on you has - unknowing to you - have been murdered by zoro. he doesn't take people trying to take you away from him lightly. to him its serious enough he needs to take their life. and he has and he will continue to.

yandere ! zoro . . . is very pushy on affections. it may sound out of character, but zoro never thought he'd get lucky enough to find someone like you. so now he's found you, he's gonna be selfish about, as far as he can go.

zoro had a nasty habit of physically taking you away from conversations. it would be out of nowhere - when you're just playing games with chopper and then you're suddenly being thrown over zoro's shoulder. you could try fighting against him all you want, but he easily overpowers you.

and when you're finally dropped onto the crow's nests floor, you berate him, "what's your issue?! chopper and i were talking you know!"

"i know," zoro says, not bothered one bit by your shouting.

"so?" you say expectingly, not enjoying how nonchalant he was being about the whole situation.

"if you're my boyfriend, don't i have the right to spend time with you?"

"i can still have friends though,"

zoro yawned, taking you into his lap and trapping you in hie arms, "come on, let's just sleep. we don't have to keep talking about stupid shit like this,"

"you can't just-"

a hand on the back of your head made you crash into his chest and effectively shut you up, his chest silencing you as you were smothered (suffocated) in it.

yandere ! zoro . . . has two sides of his personality - one he uses with you, and only with you, and then the side he shows everyone else. he never speaks as softly as he does with you as he does with other people. he's hyper aware that he looks intimidating to others, but he goes out of his way to be softer with you. it's sweet, honestly, but it's terrifying to see it happen in real time.

zoro had an arm drapped around your shoulder, simply following in whatever direction you took him to. whenever he saw something that he'd think you'd like, he pointed it out to you with a hidden smile.

"wait, look, do you like it?" zoro gently asked, picking up the ring and examining it in the natural light, "i can get it for you, if you want?"

"but it's pretty expensive-"

"don't worry about it, i can afford it," zoro shrugged, enjoying the way your eyes brightened. if only he could keep that for himself completely, hide you away from the rest of the world.

the two of them walked up to the vendor. zoro's soft smile was wiped away in an instant, looking gruff and annoyed at the man, "this one."

"what a lovely ring, you two are-"

"could you just hurry up? our crew might leave without us," zoro lied, already so annoyed with the innocent man who was just doing his job. you slapped him on the chest, shooting him a look.

seeing the disappointed expression on your face, he faltered in his glare a little bit. and an embarassed blush came onto his face, looking to the side and forcing himself to not glare at the vendor.

the man looked grateful for your intervention, quickly taking the exchange of beri and handing you the ring. a quick thank you left your lips before you walked out of there, zoro in tow.

"you're such an asshole," you murmured in annoyance, shrugging off his arm from your shoulder.

"babe, c'mon, don't-" but he shut up immediately when he saw the look you shot him, a warning look. it worked and he kept quiet the rest of the walk to sunny.

he practically grovelled for forgiveness the rest of the night, only gaining it back when he gently put the ring around your finger and peppered kisses on your face.

yandere ! zoro . . . is really only nice and doting to you - he doesn't give a shit about anyone else but you and makes it known. it earns him a scolding but he needs you to know that everyone that isn't you doesn't even cross his mind. you're the only person he thinks about and will continue to think about - everyone else isn't even worthy of being as important as you are in his head. you are the only thing he cares about, he devotes his entire strength in making it known he is at your disposal.

[purplenightingales7]

[ssteeltwigzz]

See a viscera playlist: Yahoo! Songs about tearing apart!

[Open the playlist. Underwhelming pop music about giving away your body in the name of love. Close playlist.]

[thetempleofnyx]

I wanna wash and brush and braid neuvillettes hair.

[nudibutch]

i love cold weather season cause i get to wear soft sweatshirts and sweatpants and whenever i wear soft sweatshirts and sweatpants i just really wanna get groped

[hauntedwoman]

just found an urban outfitters dress at marshall's for $15 maybe i should start doing that manifestation shit

[spiderfaang]

ngl I'm surprised picklenight isn't more popular. But then again, out of all of what was going on in CF's trial, I didn't expect people to linger on it too much. Like if the erins ever decided to give nightcloud another mate, I hope it would be pickle. I think she deserves a soft kittypet husband

[kinglyqueenly]

sorry for belligerently in stars and time posting. you guys should play it

[bitegore]

put together why Boyliker Internet seems to bounce so hard off whatever the hell i feel towards guys and it's because it's all Boy shit. which is fine. you guys are cool. but i am a Guy liker and a Man liker. idk the like 25-going-on-17 thing is not my bag. if i get a choice in it i do my best to fuck like 30+ year olds. i just prefer dudes that know how to do the dishes and feed themselves even if they do fuckall and they got the same amount of their life together as i do, you feel me?

[yansurnummu]

they should make sustainable eco-friendly zero waste whatever clothing brands that aren't uglee

I don't want 50 variations of the same neutral green/beige pullover I want bamboo fiber tripp pants

[heatwa-ves]

coughs up blood <- thought about bruabba

[jewishdainix]

I am expiroencing normal emotions about these three panels (<- blatant lies)

[doveotion]

there's a shop in the beach town near where I'll be moving to that sells BLUE sea salt ice cream specifically and I'm. not okay someone hold me

[summers-wild-rose]

I ain't supposed to exist. I wasn't ever supposed to be…whatever the fuck I am now. That Changeling… I don't know what they were thinking, or what fate was thinking when she did this to me.

I can't let the Kindred in this city know what I am or I'm gonna end up some Tremere's fucking experiment… And I can't be around the Changelings…

Being around me hurts some of them. Because I'm…static. Stagnant… Technically dead.

My glamour is all fucked. And there's no one else like me. It's just me.

I'm gonna be on the road. I'm not selling my gran's house or any of her stuff. But I'm getting the fuck out of NOLA. I can't be here anymore.

[shiroselia]

Thinking about her.... (fic I'm gonna title Grand Theft Pegasi)

[b10000p]

sailor song on repeat highest volume while i write a bad script for a podcast because i am entirely normal about being ghosted by a girl i knew formally for three days.