#And how Zuko ends up throwing a raccoon at Azula's face at the start of season two

[muffinlance]

[id: First post is a gif: real footage of two raccoons circling each other in a pond. Second post is a drawing of the koi fish from Avatar. End id.]

Avatar AU where Zhao shoves his hand in that koi pond and comes up with one of THESE

Look at these koi

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#I trust I do not need to elaborate#Anyway that's how Sokka ends up with a living girlfriend who occasionally rifles through the trash#(but is VERY hygienic about cleaning the things she finds shut up Katara)#(he's going to eat this lovingly hand-made meal from his raccoon girlfriend if it kills him)#(Katara: it will)#And how Zuko ends up throwing a raccoon at Azula's face at the start of season two#And therefore spends the rest of the season yelling at and being yelled at by the angry raccoon on his shoulder#The Ocean: spends weeks tormenting Fire Nation royalty on their hilarious little raft#Paddling around and eating fish in front of them#Comes to watch the show at Azula's boat and gets SCRUFFED and YEETED#The Ocean:#Sokka: Yue why is your sky bff with the Fire Prince#RacooYue while sipping the tea that that nice old man Toph brought back to camp prepared for them: oh the Ocean?#Turns out he's an adrenaline junkie#Meanwhile Zuko shouting at the sky: SHOOT ME WITH LIGHTNING I DARE YOU#The Ocean Raccoon on his shoulder: DOUBLE DEER-DOG DARE YOU#(this is kindly translated for the audience from CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER by the subtitles)#(presumably Zuko never receives these translations but that doesn't stop his full on arguments with shoulder!Raccoon)#(it should be noted that RaccOcean falls in immediate cahoots with Toph)#(but that's a story for Season Three: The Melon Lord Moons the Fire Nation)

Look at these koi

[catflowerqueen]

#I trust I do not need to elaborate

#Anyway that's how Sokka ends up with a living girlfriend who occasionally rifles through the trash

#(but is VERY hygienic about cleaning the things she finds shut up Katara)

#(he's going to eat this lovingly hand-made meal from his raccoon girlfriend if it kills him)#(Katara: it will)

#And how Zuko ends up throwing a raccoon at Azula's face at the start of season two

#And therefore spends the rest of the season yelling at and being yelled at by the angry raccoon on his shoulder

#The Ocean: spends weeks tormenting Fire Nation royalty on their hilarious little raft

#Paddling around and eating fish in front of them

#Comes to watch the show at Azula's boat and gets SCRUFFED and YEETED

#The Ocean:

#Sokka: Yue why is your sky bff with the Fire Prince

#RacooYue while sipping tea that nice old man Toph brought back to camp prepared for them: oh the Ocean?

#Turns out he's an adrenaline junkie

#Meanwhile Zuko shouting at the sky: SHOOT ME WITH LIGHTNING I DARE YOU

#The Ocean Raccoon on his shoulder: DOUBLE DEER-DOG DARE YOU

#(this is kindly translated for the audience from CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER by the subtitles)

#(presumably Zuko never receives these translations but that doesn't stop his full on arguments with shoulder!Moon!Coon)

#(it should be noted that RaccOcean falls in immediate cahoots with Toph)

#(but that's a story for Season Three: The Melon Lord Moons the Fire Nation)

I feel like the racoons would be extremely miffed that Ozai is not actually made of melons.

Also they would invade Aang's school to consume all the noodle portraits.

Look at these koi