#And he wants to conquer the world The Old Fashioned Style™

[lonisaiou]

A boy and his horse!

[zarathelonewolf]

Books I plan on writing but I Bet I Am Gonna Be Shitty At It™:

For monsterfuckers or monster romance enthusiasts:

-A STORY ABOUT A HUMAN DIPLOMAT in a world where humans and vampires aren't at war anymore, but humans Fucked Up™ so they almost went to war again. However the vampires have decided to simply only allow human diplomats to communicate with them through special mirrors and keep their territories separate. The tradition is broken due to a human diplomat rescuing the child of a vampire sovereign who had rebelliously challenged his parent's authority by visiting human territories... Without however remembering that vampires built their Empire underground and in cave systems for a reason, the reason being their high sensitivity to sunlight. Lucky for him the future diplomat saves him...

Vampires here are similar to bats, but are humanoid and are "Homo noctus". They do not strictly drink blood, but they are carnivorous. They absolutely cannot digest vegetables. They are not allergic to garlic, garlic was the symbol of a group of humans who fought for freedom from a realm of vampires that had conquered a lot of other vampire realms and pushed them to consume the blood of humans as a terror tactic and a form of taxation. This happened after humans stole a sacred cross, which symbolizes the moon falling unto the surface of the Earth "left right and center, permeating all" for the vampires. As a result the extremist groups of blood-sucking vampires, who had been waiting for a reason to justify their uprising, after the longest period of peace between the two species, decided to lead vampires to what they thought was "destined supremacy". They were defeated and vampires momentarily subjugated, the vampires rebelled, the two species decided to coexist to avoid destroying their planet, yadda yadda... There is a lot more stuff that I am not going to expose here. There will be fantasy creatures aside from vampires as well. Werewolves are a type of vampire more closely related to canids than other vampires. The vampires ride giant spiders, scorpions and centipedes. Dhampirs exist and are born through pregnancy HEAVILY AIDED by magic. I will have fun creating this universe but I plan on writing the book "diary style" and on inserting romance, and I think I will NOT get good results writing either.

Fantasy creatures being cared for

- ANOTHER DIARY, BELONGING TO A PERSON WHO DOES REHAB FOR DRAGONS captured and hurt by poachers and hunters in a world where people aren't so keen on the idea of caring for these beasts... Even though they keep at bay other predators, such as their smaller cousins the wyverns, that are much more likely to eat humans than a dragon is, since humans are too small a meal for a dragon. There are talks about preserving other dangerous mythical creatures, due to the important of preventing an imbalance in the ecosystems both local and global.

-CREATURE POV OF A "CONUNDRUM", a creature made by humans through machinery and artificial intelligence closely mimicking that of a human and highly intelligent species of animals. Conundrum are created to act as entertainment for humans in circus enstablishments and in special enclosures after the great majority of mammals, reptiles and birds have become extinct. Each conundrum however has much deeper intelligence than the one humans think they have.

The tale focuses on a Conundrum created by a "master-maker", thrown away due to being considered defective, repurposed by a rich inventor turned loser by a "mistake" in his lab that led to the death of a few people. The inventor gives it to his daughter in order to keep her company while he works to try and sell old-fashioned trinkets. It is later discovered that the inventor had wanted to bring animals back to life after succeeding to recreate the DNA of a tiger. It is also found out that corporations that control the manufacturing of Conundrum machinery pay governments to keep silent in regards to the fact that there are actually a lot of DNA recovered for a lot of species, and that different ones could be created as well: but the corporations want to keep selling their product. There are even specimens of the supposedly extinct animals alive, but they are hidden, and used by the corporations to model the Conundrum's personalities. The inventor is killed because he wants to use the evidence gathered to cause an upheaval, after managing to smuggle a flesh animal. The murder of the scientist is turned into a tale of suicide due to lost fame. The inventor has, however, unbeknownst to all, and knowing that he would probably be murdered after realizing that the person who had sold him the animal would betray him, put the information in his daughter's Conundrum friend. The story does not end here... I do not want to spoil everything though, this is just the tip of the Iceberg.

-CREATURE POV INTO THE MIND OF A GRIFFIN WHO IS THE MOUNT OF A SOLDIER. Griffin here are like wyverns: they don't have front legs. The wings are their front legs, in the sense that they are part of the front legs, which have two fingers sticking out with very big claws to latch onto surfaces. Think archeopteryx but Eagle™

-CREATURE POV OF A CERBERUS HOUND FINALLY RETIRING AFTER BEING USED IN DOG FIGHTS

Fantasy setting

-NECROMANCY IS GOOD, ACTUALLY, AND IT CAN BE USED AS MEDICINAL ART AS WELL AS PROTECTION FOR YOUR ALLIES. This tale is about necromancer nurses and warriors, who provide assistance for their companions whether they are on the front line or at the back. Necromancers and Paladins are both given the same tier of respect.

The enemy the world at large is facing is the revenge of a wounded thousand-years old alien. The creature didn't use to come from the planet but it has now set root in it. It has been its inhabitant for a long time, and the environment has been used to its presence for thousands of years. But when a sect of wizards sets out to uproot the creature in order to study its composition up close and halt its unstoppable, but all things considered, harmless spread, the creature gets inevitable hurt... And, understandably so, acts out, turning from a silent web of fungi to a truly aggressive army of spores. At the end of the books, the creature is isolated from the rest of the world with a protective spell so that it may advance without being hurt ever again. The real reason why the wizards wanted to uproot the creature was because it was accidentally found out that it's vital fluids could grant immortal life and visions of the future.

-EIGHT BIG SNAKES GOT CORRUPTED WHILE TRYING TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM THE MISTAKE OF A MAGE. Their offspring suffered, and now people bearing the mark of the once great defenders of the land are not faring well, to say the least...

-AN ARCHEOLOGIST IS TASKED WITH TRYING TO FIND OUT THE SECRETS HIDDEN in what his colleagues keep saying will certainly be revealed to be the ruins of a civilization believed to have been a hoax for generations... Even though the rest of the community keeps dismissing them on the matter. The truth is that the conspiracy theorists are right, but humankind will never be able to know. It should NOT be able to know. The protagonist is supposed to keep it that way.

-A FORMER PIT FIGHTER WHO'S LOST THEIR FAME AND GLORY is hired as bodyguard for a very low price and after a lot of convincing (since said former champion wanted to drink triple their weight in alcohol and end up in a basket) by a bartender who wants to abandon their academic career, which they were pressured into by their parents, after said parents finally died. Neither of them get what they want, but they will get what they need. There is romance and found family. It is slice of life, mostly, with some drama, and a fantasy-steampunk ambience. There are humanoid species that aren't Homo sapiens but I haven't decided which ones to put.

-URBAN FANTASY WHERE HUMANS... AREN'T HUMAN AT ALL. None of them are. Actual humans have been eliminated by them a long time before the moment in which the story sets. The neo humans do not know this. It was the only thing the last first human were able to achieve with their powers, a form of vengeance.

The novel or novels are based on a few humans, part of a union of other humans fighting against monsters... While knowing that they are monsters themselves. The monsters believe that the humans that aren't monstrous are authentic humans and those that turn into monsters weren't human in the first place. Kinda complicated, I know, but if you guys read it again maybe you will understand it. If not, sorry.

-THE SAME UNIVERSE AS THE NECROMANCER NOVEL, THIS TIME WE FOCUS ON THE JOB OF A HYPNO-MAGE tasked with making someone forget or otherwise "handle better" memories of the war. Not all things need to be remembered. There is romance, non conventional one though.

-RACERS WHOSE RIDES ARE RAPTORS AND VARIOUS DINOSAURS. No, this is not planet Earth we are talking about. Some of the dinosaurs are invented by yours truly. Think about the plot of a sport anime/manga centered on horse-riding except that there are no horses, there are Big Lizards™

You can send asks about them! My asks are open!