#And for the record

[arg0t]

couple hours in the car with my mother today since my sister forgot her passport, she starts asking me about where i’d move/work in an ideal world (ahhh) and then saying why those schools are basically the same as continuing to work in her school (Ahhh) and asking if my friends in farmtown even still talk with me (AGHH)

[writeraid]

Most ppl, when making a fandom OC that's any precent a self insert: I'm going to make them date my favorite/comfort character!

Me, when making a fandom OC that's any precent a self insert: I'm going to make my favorite/comfort character be their dad/brother figure whether it makes sense for the character or not!

[animusbell]

speaking as someone who almost never uses tone indicators, i have yet to see a single complaint about tone indicators on this website that actually acknowledges the reason they exist the way they do

[dailydoseoflogic]

For Primus' sake, you're still alive, haunting these channels?

Perhaps my stasis wasn't long enough.

[aroyaltailor]

There's an incubi in the Lust Ring that will be out of commission for the next month or so and if anyone asks...

He had nothing to do with that.

[tequilazaku]

Its like,maddening to me that we as a society can not sell sugar free or reduced sugar sodas, without(!) artificial sweeteners!

Just gimme one that doesnt taste bad, fof the love of god!

[margotgrissom]

She always looks so content to be lying in my lap after I've been out of the house for many hours. 🥹

[aniimoni]

Yep bad news

-alz, to you that is

-alz, also i have been listening to your 3hr playlist

-alz, how many free time you had to do this?

You have no idea Alz, this is going to ruin the tour

Oh,, so you haven’t found me and my bestie’s playlist..

[soupamor]

the agenda behind posts like the one i reblogged is, essentially, trying to prove that “your men” are better than others. your father, son, husband, would never do those things because he isn’t like those violent brown men .. but in the back of your mind, the statistics are nagging you. 51.1% of female victims are raped by an intimate partner, immigrants may be the least of your worries

[ttundercracker]

I walk across the stage, the sound of my heels becoming ever clearer as the crowd silences. The auditorium is nearly silent by the time I reach the center and lean in to the lone microphone. My eyes squint under the pressure of the singular spotlight, as well as the push of my shit-eating grin.

“Starscream…”

The crowd leans in, knuckles white as they grip the arms of their seats.

“…is brat”

The crowd erupts in cheers and applause.

[sometimes-men-need-help-too]

Man... the way even the most body positive people around love making jokes about how a guy must have a small or substandard dick... I don't know...

Anyway, appreciate the stuff you do, hope you're having a good day

That is like my number 1 pet peeve

Don't be that person that claims that they care about body positivity if you have exceptions!

Your insecurity might be someone's exception, too. Remember that

Your weight, your thinning hair, your missing or otherwise imperfect teeth. Whatever it might be

And aww, that's sweet! Thank you!

[foxys-left-foot]

My bf said in his best general grievous voice "Ah, general tit-nobi" and I have no clue how to feel about that

[mysandwichranaway]

all the even numbers >:)

bitch what's an even number i don't know shit (let me look it up lmao)

2- Coffee or tea? TEA ALL THE WAY BABEYYYYYYY, coffee makes me faint for some reason

4- If you were a time of day, what time of day would you be? i'm midnight for sure

6- What’s a song that you relate to? eve - dark night

8- Do you have any piercings or tattoos? i have my ear pierced in three places, and i had two piercings bellow my lower lip, but one of the piercings fell before it could heal so i have to get them again :(

10- What song would you play at your funeral? i want je te veux by erick satie. I want everyone to know that i loved them

12- What do you want to be remembered for when you die? i want to be remembered for my love and my passion

14- Would you rather know the date or cause of your death? hmmmm i think date

16- Are we really living or are we just slowly dying? we are living, oh god we are living

18- If you had to lose a body part, which one would you choose and why? if i had to choose between hands and legs, i'd choose legs haha, but i could choose freely?? take away my fucking boobs man!!!

20- If there's hell of some sort, do you think you’re going there? probably yes. I try to be a good person, but i know i'm not a saint

22- Would you kill someone you don’t know to save someone you love? i would, it would pain me, but i love hard and fierce. I could never watch a person i love die

24- Would you rather eat part of a human heart or a whole human eye? heart i think. Not a big fan of the texture of eyes tbh

the ask game is here!!!

[cluelessrebel1988]

Me: *comes to Tumblr to talk about how much I was touched by how Deadpool & Wolverine was a love letter to all of the Fox Marvel movies*

Tumblr: DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PART WHERE WADE AND LOGAN HATE-FUCKED IN THAT HONDA?! I LOVED THAT PART!!!

Me:

[fredbydawn]

had a dream that was sort of dungeon meshi-esque in that there was this dungeon that people would fight to get to the bottom of because if you beat it it would get something great. my party got to the bottom and we found that it was a magical pool that would grant wishes if you bathed in it. each person only got one wish per trip and you could only wish for certain things, like mostly just things that pertain to your body or you as a person (also beating the dungeon more times could unlock types of wishes, like I remember specifically that you could wish for eternal life only after beating the dungeon 670 times). this one guy in my party who was always miserable all the time just wished for "everything in his life to be ok" and left the specifics of what that meant up to fate, and jumped into the pool. now the thing about this pool was it also kind of generated a "take backsies" potion when you made a wish in case you regret the results of the wish, so our party member comes out of the pool, a bit dazed and confused but otherwise having this profound sense of peace (and also starting to look more feminine) and the bottle for the wish reversal potion was labeled "memories of being a boy" and from then on the party member lived happily as a woman and never drank the potion. like the magical pool really said "man, your life sucks, have you tried transitioning?"