#And for the record

[sixpennydame]

Levi doesn’t give a shit about New Year’s resolutions.

But cleaning to welcome in the new year - now that’s something he can get behind.

“Haven’t we been deep cleaning all year?” you whine as you walk with him through the store to gather cleaning supplies. “How much cleaner can the house get?”

“That was just the regular, weekly cleaning—you know that,” Levi responds as he puts a bottle of cleaner in the shopping basket.

You should have known this would happen. It was you who had bought him the steam cleaner he’d been wanting for Christmas. His eyes had lit up when he opened it, and you swear he was just as happy as he was when the two of you got married.

“I’m gonna make soap scum my bitch,” he’d said as he carefully assessed each attachment.

The two of you walk back to the car with your bag full of cleaning supplies.

“Well, hey, at least deep cleaning is just a yearly thing, right?” you comment as you get in the car.

“You kidding me?” he practically scoffs, “spring cleaning is just around the corner.”

[if-you-heart]

Bg credit: “Flower Boy” album cover by Eric White

“Can I get a kiss?

And can you make it last forever?

I said I’m bout to go to war,

And I don’t know if ima see you again.”

- SEE YOU AGAIN

[t3chborb]

Lil something special for Valentine's day because why not :P

I say little as if this didn't take 13 hours and 104 layers to make

Full thing is @ 34

Can somebody explain to me why is THIS art is my first time ever drawing Nemesis form? I'd appreciate it ngl

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

Fanfic Thieves on YouTube: A New Grift

So one of the content farm channels stealing fics has an ao3 now and last night they commented on Butterfly asking to make money off it while paying me in exposure.

I confronted them on discord and asked how they had the audacity to ask the people they stole from to use their hard work to line his pockets without even apologizing. Long story short, I gave them an ultimatum to post a public apology on their youtube channel to prove they actually care about doing the right thing and aren’t just a grifter telling me what I want to hear for money. And they asked me to write the apology, TO ME, for them.

I should have asked if their mommy still wipes their ass for them too.

Anyway, DNWhatif is a lazy grifter who has not changed their ways, the only reason they’re asking permission now is because all the DMCA strikes on stolen content have started eating into their revenue. Don’t let them profit off of your work as a writer. And if you have to interact with them, tell them to go fuck themselves.

[bearotonin-international]

Hello team, big fan. Purely for my own curiosity given how inexplicably overpowered you are with bear pics, is it possible you could just make like a huge post with an unacceptable amount of bear pics just for the hee hee hoo hoos? 3 bear pics is almost never enough, I'm sure you understand

ho hoo hooo well we must admit we like the idea that we are overpowered with bear photos. and of course we can never turn down a challenge of sorts. so let's see how many bear photos tumblr lets us add. cheers to a long one mates

[chainsxwsmile-personal]

Today’s ICE COLD take:

“You shouldn’t ship human characters with any of Tolkien’s elves, dwarves, orcs, trolls, etc. because that’s beastiality”

Behold, an animal, I guess:

[boxbusiness]

hey demon king ! Trick or treat?? >:]

[rainbowsuitcase]

To everyone wanting censorship on AO3: Wattpad fucked me up more

cw: mentioning a bunch of sentivie topics, not going into details about any of them

I think I can, in some ways, be considered someone who grew up on the internet. Granted, my internet looked different than it does today and I spent most of my time on game sites made specifically for kids, but I also spent a lot of nights on Wattpad.

Sure, I read the normal stuff that a 12 year old would. Horse girl stories and jokes and shitty poetry and a bunch of fanfiction for media I never heard of, just because it was cute.

You know what I also read? BDSM and kink. Rape and kidnapping and stockholm syndrome and incest and romanticized abusive relationships. And you know why? Because none of it was tagged.

Wattpad has censorship. Wattpad deletes stories that don't follow its guidelines and so the people writing them are trying to hide from the system by not tagging properly and not describing their stories accurately.

Sure, AO3 does not have censorship, so we can probably assume it has more of these "problematic" stories, but you know what all of them are? Tagged.

Sure, I've scrolled past some rape stories, and incest and romanticized abuse, but I have never clicked on one thinking it was something it wasn't.

The only time I read something I didn't want to on AO3 was when I forgot to filter its tag out completely and didn't see it in the tags of the fic.

Granted, I wasn't on AO3 when I was 12 years old. But even if I was, you know what AO3 has always had that Wattpad doesn't? Age rating and a disclaimer.

(To be fair, apparently Wattpad has a Mature rating now, but from what I've heard, it's not exactly reliable.)

All banning and censoring things does is force people to come up with ways to get around it. That will always happen. That is inevitable. And that does nothing to protect the kids.

I know that, because I was one of those kids.

[sometimes-men-need-help-too]

Man... the way even the most body positive people around love making jokes about how a guy must have a small or substandard dick... I don't know...

Anyway, appreciate the stuff you do, hope you're having a good day

That is like my number 1 pet peeve

Don't be that person that claims that they care about body positivity if you have exceptions!

Your insecurity might be someone's exception, too. Remember that

Your weight, your thinning hair, your missing or otherwise imperfect teeth. Whatever it might be

And aww, that's sweet! Thank you!

[hyperfixiation-station]

Tell me why people with family guy pfp are arguing with me about Helluva Biss and Hazbin Hotel beung "problematic"??? Like be so fr rn. You and I both know that a show with a character who's whole personality is raping women is way more problematic than a creator making merch of her OWN 2 CHARACTERS that mayyyy be incesty.

[dailydoseoflogic]

For Primus' sake, you're still alive, haunting these channels?

Perhaps my stasis wasn't long enough.

[writeraid]

Most ppl, when making a fandom OC that's any precent a self insert: I'm going to make them date my favorite/comfort character!

Me, when making a fandom OC that's any precent a self insert: I'm going to make my favorite/comfort character be their dad/brother figure whether it makes sense for the character or not!

[sixpennydame]

My husband and I are rewatching Attack on Titan and we just finished season three. This morning, out of nowhere he says,

“I wish I was stacked like Armin. Just a nice teddy bear on the outside then BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM” (referring to abs).

😂😂😭😭

[sweet-rabbit]

trowa month starts tomorrow! we'll see how on time date wise i'll be *shrug* and this is a betty boop reference more than anything i'm probably the only one who finds it funny

[gornackeaterofworlds]

Practicing drawing the boys(specifically their faces) in a style closer to rise so they stop looking like Barney the dinosaur, it's going better than I hoped. I can't resist purple lighting though sorry

Cell shaded version and reference beneath cut