#And even simeone saying it shouldn't have been a red

[yesterdayiwrote]

I'm watching the Beckham documentary on Netflix and I know it's been criticised as 'PR', but actually it's a really interesting look at the difference between how the media reports on sport and how it is for the people participating...

[misc-obeyme]

Thought just crossed my mind:

Do the demons, angels, and reapers even know what red week(menstrual cycle) is?

I'm currently on birth control because mine got outta whack, so I'm now wondering how they all would react upon finding out if afab/intersex MC had similar issues that required them taking birth control in some form

- 🦊

I personally think they do already know. It seems unlikely to me that they'd be that out of touch with the human world.

Also we don't actually know if demons, angels, or reapers menstruate themselves.

Demons seem to be able to reproduce the same way humans do, as evidenced by baby!Dia whose mother iirc died after giving birth to him. Considering how humanoid the demons are, they're likely mammals and give birth the human way. It's possible that some of them can lay eggs and so on, too, but there's even less evidence of that.

In the case of angels all we really have to go by is Luke, who is clearly child sized. Does that mean that Father makes them as babies and they grow up at a slow pace? Or is it that he made some of them as fully grown adults, but they can also reproduce the same way humans do? This seems unlikely since I think if Luke had been born in the human way, his parents would be more involved in his life? And we never hear about them, obviously Simeon is his guardian. So I think with this evidence it's safe to say angels likely don't reproduce this way.

When it comes to reapers, all we've got is that Thirteen has a sister named Candy and that she was young at some point, possibly a child. Now it could be that they're sisters in bond and not sisters in blood, but why not have Thirteen say Candy is her friend? It seems more likely that they are actually sisters, which leads me to believe that reapers also have the ability to reproduce.

In conclusion, this unnecessary essay exists just for me to say that I think enough of them know enough about reproduction that they'd at least know what menstruation is.

BUT that's just me extrapolating from canon and in the end you can headcanon their level of knowledge however you like, since it's never actually addressed and very likely never will be.

As for birth control, I think they might not know that much detail about it. I tend to consider that a place like the Devildom that has magic is more likely to use magic and potions for healing than things like pills. So they might have alternatives for you to try if you want to.

Also just because birth control can have some crazy side effects and it's also generally not healthy to take it after a certain age, so they might be like, hey why not use this magic thing instead?

I see Lucifer making sure MC always takes the pills, not wanting them to forget. I think he'd probably be like yes this human thing is something I don't know a ton about, but I do know it's important, so I will ensure that MC never forgets.

I think most of the others might feel like it's something they shouldn't ask about. So unless MC tells them about it or talks to them about it, they're just going to not mention it.

I kinda like the idea of MC confiding in one of them about it - whoever their fave is feels special for knowing the details.

[qierxing]

Descension

Yan! Leviathan x Angel! Reader

Word Count: 3572

TW/CW: Mutilation, gore, blood, sharp weapons

You can’t be friends with someone who wants your life.

-

His wings were broken.

Bent at an angle that shouldn't be possible, that you knew it must've been agonizing to bear. Blood spurting out of messy open wounds, snapped bones poking out of marred flesh, satin white all covered in crimson red. His black sleeves torn, deep blue shawl ripped to threads, golden halo nowhere to be seen.

You shouldn't have helped him. It was war, and Father wouldn't have taken kindly to helping those who defied Him.

But why was He inflicting such pain upon His own children? He taught you to be kind, to be gentle. How could He tell you to maim and slaughter those who you considered your family?

"I'm sorry." You murmur to Leviathan, lifting him to lie face first on your lap.

You don't have much time. And judging by the way his feathers are already disintegrating, the process of corruption has already begun. You know what you must do. It's a kindness, really, but it doesn't make the lump in your throat go away when you bring out your daggers, sharp and gleaming, to his back.

"I'm sorry." You repeat, even though there's no point in saying it. Your hands tremble as they hold the blades, as you take a shaking breath. There's no saving his wings, you remind yourself. The strong and mighty structures are now nothing more than a burden, a weight dragged in the dirt.

It's a clean cut. The sharp blade slices through marrow and bone like butter, carving a path like a butcher. And the once radiant angel doesn't make any noise as you shear away his proud wings, now smeared and broken beyond repair.

"I'm sorry." You gasp out, tears overflowing and dripping down your cheeks, dripping upon his skin and mixing with blood. His wings sit in a bloody pile, the disintegrated feathers leaving black charcoal dust on the bones and flesh and your robes. He's passed out, and you're glad, because it means he can't feel that his back is so much lighter now. You wrap the wounds tightly with your torn cloth, and lift him again.

What you're doing is amounting to treason, you know. But you refuse to stand by and watch as those dearest to you were ordered to be executed.

When you silently leave him by his brothers' side, you pray he will be safe.

-

When Michael picks you to be part of the Demon Prince's exchange program, you feel a sliver of hope.

It's been centuries since the Great War, and now there are talks of peace and treaties between the two realms, and even the human realm. Relationships between demons, angels, and humans are to be improved through the program, so they say.

Simeon and Luke were the first ones chosen to go for the first year. At the time, you were considering begging Michael if you could go, but something held you back. A fear that, after these long years, that your friend would have forgotten you.

After all, the Celestial realm had no problem moving on after the exile of the brothers. Any trace, evidence they had existed, lived, in the Celestial realm were wiped; their presence faded into cherub's fables, used to scare any young angel from defying Father. Sometimes, even you feel your memories of the brothers had gotten foggy and unclear, like a puddle that has filled with mud.

Would he blame you? For destroying his wings, for not doing more? Would he curse you, scream at you for abandoning him? Those fears sewn your mouth shut and made you still your tongue as you watched your friends get sent to the Devildom for the program.

"[First], since the program has been a success, I'm sending you and Raphael with the others for this year."

You could hardly believe your own ears. Was it true? Were you dreaming? No...it was happening. You're excited, scared, and nervous, all at once, but you pray and pray that you get to see your friends, if just to tell them you're glad to see them alive.

You pray that they don't resent you for not falling with them.

-

There's a ghost in front of you.

You wouldn't have been able to recognize him if not for his hair, still as shockingly violet and in the usual simple bowl cut style.

"Leviathan?"

The demon looks confused at you addressing him, but after looking at you closer, his orange tinted eyes widen.

"[First]?" He whispers in disbelief.

Before he can say another word, you've taken several swift steps and engulfed him in a bear hug, hot tears leaking out of your eyes. He's a bit cold, and he still smells of sea salt and mint, a scent that comforts you greatly. Even after everything, he was still your Levi.

"I'm so glad you're safe," you choke out, holding him tighter, "I was so scared...that you wouldn't have made it."

He doesn't say anything back for awhile, but his tight grip mirrors yours, his face buried in your shoulder. "I'm…glad you're okay too."

Even though you sense his brothers and your fellow angels still around you, they let you both have your emotional reunion without interruption, something you're extremely grateful for.

Finally, you pull back, and Levi's clutch reluctantly loosens to allow you to lean back and examine his face, leaning into your warm hands as you stroke his cheek. Your laugh is watery as you inhale and smile.

"You still look nerdy as ever, Levi."

His pale skin heats under your palms, pout coming to his face as naturally as breathing. "[First]!!!" You giggle as he whines at your light-hearted teasing.

You lean forward and place your forehead against his and close your eyes.

"It's good to see you again, Levi."

-

It's hard to get used to this form.

Your hands are nothing but gentle, as they roam over his elongated horns, rough and blunt, much like coral that grows undersea. His skin and long tail is dotted with dark, reflective scales like the creatures that inhabit the ocean, and under the overhead fluorescent light they glimmer in iridescent colors.

Despite the drastic change, it strangely fits him. You brush a stray strand of hair aside as his cheeks bloom red, eyes pleadingly looking at yours like a puppy, making you grin.

"You look pretty." There's no hesitation or reluctance in your voice, and somehow his face burns brighter under the cold lighting of his room.

"N-no way, you’re just saying that to make me feel better!”

“You of all people know that I wouldn’t do that.” You shake your head as you run your knuckles against his cheek. As your hand pulls away, his face follows, chasing after your reassurance, making your heart melt.

He stutters, eyes dropping to his hands curled in his lap. “But I’m just a no good shut in and a ugly demon now…there's no way I'm pretty.”

Your smile drops and your hands slowly retract from his, curling around yourself. "I-I'm…" Your throat closes up. You've run this conversation through your head thousands of times, and yet it was so hard to choke out the words in the moment.

"I'm sorry." Levi looks taken back by your choked sob, confused at your weeping face. "For…taking your wings, for not being there for you-oh God, I'm so, so sorry-!" You wail, chest heaving as your voice cracks. Levi is quick to envelope you in a hug, his tail wrapping around your legs and squeezing.

"Are you kidding?" He murmurs fiercely into your neck. "If it weren't for you, I would've died there...I wouldn't be able to get this room and all my merch…" At this, you give a dry laugh.

"Never change, Levi." You shake your head, wiping your stray tears away. “Enough about the past. How have you been, Levi? What have you been doing?”

“Ahh, I don’t even know where to begin!” He leans back, eyes sparkling with a vitality you didn’t you’d ever see in the former recluse angel. “There’s been so much I’ve watched and read, but I guess I should start with-”

“Have you heard of anime and manga?”

-

The days of the program pass by like a dream.

Being able to spend time with Levi after so long, made your heart light. It eased the anxieties and fears that long perched on your shoulder, whispering the worst in your ears in the past centuries, waving them away like pesky flies. Not only that, but seeing the brothers again, in good health, also eased your worries.

“Satan?” You tilt your head.

“Oh right, [First] hasn’t met him yet!” Asmodeus giggles, picking up his cup of coffee. “Say hello to my adorable new older brother. Isn’t he so handsome?”

“Don’t need the flattery, Asmo,” The blond brother sighs, shaking his head. He meets your eyes and offers his hand. “Nice to meet you, [First]. You’re my brothers’ friend up in the Celestial realm, right?”

“Likewise.” You politely smile, accepting his handshake. “And yeah, we hung out often before…”

Before Father struck them down to Hell.

You trail off, realizing what you were about to say, and your blood freezes over. Something jostles you and you startle out of your dark thoughts, turning to see Leviathan burrowing himself into your side, eyes focused on the console in his hands.

“Before we became demons.” He blandly finishes your sentence, and your blood thaws ever so slightly.

“I see.” Satan has the manners to not point out how your eyes had glazed over and your hands had grown cold and damp before letting go of the handshake.

“My, Levi, getting cozy there, aren’t we?” Asmodeus coos, “Seems like you always trailing after [First] hasn’t changed at all.”

“I am not trailing after [First], Asmo.” Leviathan snaps, focus torn from his game, quickly hiding his red face in your side. You weakly chuckle. Asmodeus wasn’t wrong. Levi always had a penchant for shadowing you, always using you as a support crutch in social situations. It’s long become a habit now, and it seems Leviathan intends to keep it that way.

“Speaking of getting cozy, how’s Devildom treating you, hon?” Asmodeus sips at his coffee, liquid golden eyes curiously gazing at you.

“It’s been good. Besides the occasional demon trying to eat me.” You sheepishly laugh, scratching your cheek. Something grips you, and you look down in confusion. Leviathan is tightly clutching onto your clothes, game abandoned by his lap, still playing tinny music.

“Hm…well, if they ever get to be a problem, you just let us know, okay, sweetie?” You look back up to see Asmodeus frowning. “They’re just low level pests, but we don’t want our dear friend to get hurt.”

“Y-yeah…” Never mind the fact that you were a seasoned warrior that has spent their life cutting down foes. You look back down at Levi’s face still buried in your side, hands gripping your clothes in a death grip. There’s an urgency and desperation in the way he’s burrowed in your side, as if you were going to vanish at some point. Your throat closes in on itself at the sight.

“I’ll keep that in mind.”

-

“The young master would like to invite you to tea, if you're available?”

You’ve only seen Barbatos only a couple times, most of it for official exchange program business or when he was escorting you through the Demon Lord’s castle. It was rare that the two of you spoke outside of that. And to be invited by Prince Diavolo, of all things.

“Oh, uh…I would be honored!” You fluster, a little anxious with the prospect talking with the demon prince.

As Barbatos escorts you to the castle, you remember with a jolt that you promised Levi that you would both walk home after classes to watch a new anime. Quickly taking out your D.D.D., you type a rushed text that you wouldn’t be able to walk with him because of a sudden invitation from Diavolo. Putting the device back in your bag, you don’t hear the ping that resounds before it’s encased in the leather.

It seems you didn’t have to worry much about the prince after all. He was charming and polite, making sure you felt comfortable the whole time, asking if there was anything he could do for you. Barbatos even brewed a delicious tasting human world tea, something called a ‘chai’ tea? Humans really have cultivated some tasty beverages in recent ages. The tea time was spent bantering over the human world, both of you exchanging facts and hearsay about humans and their unique habits.

It’s when you finally leave and check your D.D.D again that you realize you have nearly tens of hundreds of missed calls and unread text messages, all from Leviathan. Did something happen?

Opening the chat, you’re greeted with a bombardment of frantic texts.

Hey, where are you?

Are you ignoring me?

Did you leave without me?

You furrow your brows with worry. Did he not get your message?

Hey, this isn't funny.

You can't abandon me!

How could you leave me alone?

Something winds through your throat and your chest, suffocating your lungs. Leviathan often had bouts of insecurity and panic but these messages far outweighed simple anxiety over a missed hangout.

Despite your gut twisting, you hesitantly open a voicemail and listen.

'[First]? I'm by the entrance, are you still in class? Text me soon, okay?'

You open another one.

'Hey, did you leave without me? You promised we would watch that anime today! Where are you?'

'[First], why won’t you answer my texts or calls? Is someone with you? I bet you don’t want to hang out with this no good otaku huh…'

‘Even if I'm a pathetic waste of space, please just respond, please, please, please, [First]…’

‘It’s not fair, [First]! Why do I have to be left alone?! It’s not fair, it’s not fair!’

Chills run down your spine at the most recent voicemail, timestamped three minutes ago.

‘T-that’s right, [First]…you didn’t want to leave me, right? You would never abandon me. This…this is just a test of my love for you, right? Hahaha…oh [First], I will always love you no matter what, so please…won’t you come back to me?’

Your grip on your D.D.D. tightens and loosens. Of all the things that you’ve experienced in your long, long life, you’ve never felt the fear that slithers and coils around you at these voicemails and messages. You want to run and hide, even call Michael and beg him to let you come back to the Celestial realm.

That wasn’t your friend, that was an illusion, a fake. It couldn’t be him, he could never be so…so corrupted.

But you owe him an explanation at the very least, so you find yourself outside his room.

“Levi?…” You call, not bothering to knock for once, opening the door to pure darkness. His aquarium reflects some dim lights onto the floor, but his usual computer and gaming monitors were all turned off, not even his usual rainbow colored glow lamps on.

“Levi?” You step more into the room, trying to find the lightswitch to the room. Was he not in his room? Maybe you should ask his brothers if they’ve seen him—

The door slams shut and you jump, whirling around.

“L-Levi?” Your voice comes out in a terrified whisper.

You’re tugged back, being dragged by something long and snake-like, and you scream, terror gripping your heart. Struggling with all your might does nothing, and the appendage wraps around your mouth, muffling your screams.

You hit an end, and something else wraps around you, and hot breath tickles your ear.

“You came back.” The voice is no stranger and tears are streaming down your cheeks as your eyes try to frantically see behind you. A heavy, relieved sigh rolls over your ear. “I’m so glad.”

Your head is tucked under his chin as you thrash to no avail, whatever holding you in place solid and cold and unbending. You’ve given up on screaming, but trying to speak is no good either, words coming out in a muffled garble. Horror grows as you realize the bindings holding you is none other than Leviathan’s tail.

“Do you know how lonely I was, waiting for you?” He mumbles, rubbing his cheek against yours in a mocking imitation of a lover’s embrace. “How agonizing it was, knowing you were with others, probably having a better time than with me?”

It’s a misunderstanding, Levi, please, I’m sorry, you want to sob, shaking your head.

“No matter, no matter,” you feel him grin, sharp teeth brushing against your skin, “you came back, and now you don’t have to leave. I got everything you need here…snacks…water…clothes…just stay with me forever here.”

Your heart plummets to your stomach, and you finally manage to elbow him in the gut, causing him to cough and loosen his grip. The small window is enough for you to clamber out of the bathtub he trapped you in, quickly summoning your wings to get on your feet quickly.

With your back to the door, the one you used to call a dear friend stares at you with madness in his glowing orange eyes.

“Aahh hah…you look so beautiful in your angel form…” He reaches out a clawed hand out to you, and you flinch, cold sweat trickling down your forehead.

You scramble for purchase behind you, finding the doorknob through your feathers, tugging harshly to no avail. Your wings flutter fast, frantic at the thought of being trapped again.

His eyes slide from yours to the white feathers, then back lazily. His tail flicks back and forth behind him. A predator poised to strike its prey.

“But I think you should lose the wings. That way, you can’t leave me.”

You can’t take it anymore. Using your full strength, you blast the door behind you open, sending it flying in the hallway. You shoot out of the entryway, and straight through the roof, uncaring of the debris and damage that came with it. Unfurling your wings to their full span, you chance a look down.

Leviathan stares up at you with glowing eyes trained on your form, smiling like a madman.

You shudder and let your wings take you away, far away.

-

Were you blind to the nature of demons all along?

Blinded by your past friendship as fellow angels that you couldn’t see the corruption bubbling underneath your friend’s exterior? That you couldn’t sense the dark aura he contained whenever he was angered? Or was it because it was in your nature to forgive, that you couldn’t bring yourself to see that your friend had changed after all?

“Finally, that overgrown serpent left you alone.” You feel numb, staring at the demon across from you. “Took him long enough.”

Sharp teeth are revealed in a nasty smirk as the lower level demon’s eyes glow ominously. “Now stay still, and make yourself an easy meal!”

He lunges, and you ready your blades with your wings spread in a defensive position with a grimace. You just need to corner him so you can disable him temporarily—

In a blink, your face is splashed with blood.

Your eyes burn with the scene in front of you.

The demon is completely halved, his innards and guts splattered against the ground, torso and legs bent at awkward angles. You swear he blinks despite his distorted anguished face, the last moments of the brain comprehending the body’s state. Gooey bits of meat have been flung everywhere, with bits of broken bone, scattered on the concrete and the walls.

You forgot Leviathan used to be a fellow warrior too. Not just any warrior, a strategist, one who always and only calculated for victory. He was a general.

“Disgusting filth.” The avatar of envy clicks his tongue in disdain, flicking away the blood and gore on his tail and claws. “As if he could even touch you.”

His head whips towards you as your daggers drop out of your hands. You’re frozen, trembling at the gruesome sight before you, that you can’t get away when he starts striding towards you.

“Hey, you feel bad for taking my wings, right?” He asks, picking up one of the daggers that you’ve dropped on the ground. A sense of dread fills your heart. “I’ll just take yours then! That’ll make everything even. I’ll even forgive you for abandoning me for Lord Diavolo!”

When he takes your arm in a tight grip, you try to revert back, but it’s too late.

You scream in agony, your back on molten fire. It’s like your bones are being ripped out of your flesh, blood and feathers staining your skin. The pain makes you nearly black out, collapsing into Leviathan’s welcoming arms. You’re reduced to a blubbering mess, the messy lacerations left by your own dagger simmering into a throbbing, stinging sensation.

Leviathan hums happily, and you blearily recognize the tune to be from one of his favorite anime. Pressing a long kiss to your lips, he smiles like he used to, with no envy or madness clouding his countenance, an innocent blush on his cheeks.

“I love you, [First].”

His envy made him take your wings, your life, and now with nothing to your name, you were finally on his level to take.

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#5

MC introducing roasting the side dateables to new exchange students

The bros here

"The big guy who has the only red uniform is Diavolo- or, Lord Diavolo, I guess. Lucifer gets mad at us if we don't say that part even though Diavolo himself does not give a single fuck and would even prefer it if you didn't call him that. It's because Diavolo is like, the Demon Prince or somethin like that. But don't worry, he may look big and scary and have a really intimidating title, but he actually has the personality of an actual puppy - goofy, excitable, sweet, kinda dumb, very curious about everything, and hardly thinks about the consequences of his own actions. Which doesn't sound like the greatest qualities for a ruler to have, but he's doing his best, okay. And, little known fact, but he actually switched bodies with a puppy at birth... You didn't hear that from me though... He also really loves it when people act casual around him because no one ever does. He's lonely, man, please just be his friend :(."

"The guy who's just hovering over there to the side is Barbatos. He's Diavolo's dad loyal butler. He basically raised Dia, since the man's actual dad has been getting milk asleep for thousands of years. Barbatos scares me though... I don't trust that man as far as I can throw him. He's always so shady and secretive. I feel like he's plotting a murder or sumn. Idk, I just feel like he might kill me in my sleep. It doesn't help that he can also see the future and probably knows all the ways I might die. That's just.... Creepy. He's creepy. I don't like him... And supposedly he feels the same about me, but has he LOOKED in a mirror? Like bitch I'm adorable and you know it, tf you talking about homie. You, on the other hand, look like you've committed war crimes or somethin."

"The guy over there who's struggling with his phone is Simeon. He... He somehow manages to be just as shady and mysterious as Barbatos while also being more inviting than almost everyone here??? Idk how he does it but it's kinda scary tbh. I mean he's an angel so I shouldn't be too worried, I guess, but I'm still sus. What sort of atrocities have you committed... Oh, he's also Luke's dad legal guardian. And he makes for a GREAT father figure. Look, if you have a shitty dad or none at all, go talk to him, he'll adopt you immediately. In exchange for teaching him how the fuck to operate a phone, of course. Simeon = best dad 2021."

"That literal child over there is Luke. Idk he's just someone's Chihuahua, who knows where he came from :/. No- Luke, I'm joking, it's fine, calm down. You're gonna tell on me? To whom? Simeon teases you just as much... Oh- okay bye. Aaaaaannnd he's gone. Uh, anyway, Luke is basically just a child. He gets annoyed very easily ��. And don't forget: he reports DIRECTLY to Micheal >:( But if you're nice to him he might give you some baked goods. Aw man, now I I'm hungry. Dammit, and I just made him mad. Now I have to apologize so he'll give me sweets... 😔 Damn..."

"The guy in a really cliche wizard costume over there is Solomon. He's, like, the only other human here, even if he doesn't act like it most of the time. He's the biggest troll here and loves pranking the brothers. It's kinda hilarious, honestly. Though he also pranks me and that's annoying. He's also another shady character. Like damn, what's with these side characters and being all shady and shit, stop it, y'all, you're creepy. Also I think he has 700 wives or sum shit, but that's beside the point. He also have pacts with, like, 70 demons. He really has a thing with going way overboard, doesn't he?"

394 notes • Posted 2021-08-25 17:29:19 GMT

#4

The Bros + side dateables (minus Luke) React to You Hugging them while looking sad

You go to this character, preferably in private, and quietly hug them, burying your face in his shoulder or chest, looking a little sad.

Lucifer

His eyes widen slightly as he looks down at you.

He's a little shook because he's not used to people touching him out of the blue like this.

Relaxes rather quickly and hugs back. At first, he's smirking at you a bit until he notices how sad you look. 

"MC? Is something the matter?"

When you only hug tighter and hide your face more he just sighs. 

"I can't help if you won't say what's wrong."

If you decide to tell him, he'll listen quietly while gently rubbing your back and possibly give advice, if the situation calls for it.

If you don't… well, he'll take that as a sign that you don't really wanna talk about it and comfort you anyway.

He'll probably put on one of his records for you both to listen to so that the music might soothe you.

Mammon 

Huh??? What???

He's so shook and flustered.

He's honestly too flustered for a hot minute to even notice you're sad.

"MC, what the hell do ya think you're doin', huh? Huggin' me outta nowhere like that…! Ya gotta warn me first!"

When he finally notices how sad you are, he immediately softens and starts asking qUESTIONS.

He wants nAMES.

"Hey, are you okay? What happened? Who hurt you? Did someone hurt you? Was it Belphie? I swear if it was Belphie-"

He's finna WHOOP some ASS.

If you decide to tell him and it turns out it is someone and he can go kick their ass, then you can bet your pretty little butt that's exactly what he'll do. No one hurts his human! >:(

If you tell him and it's not someone, or someone he can beat up, then he'll just sit you on his couch and put his jacket on you and hug you.

If you decide not to tell him at all, he'll be a little butt-hurt over it but he won't press you on it.

Leviathan 

He's died

He has a fucking aneurism the moment you touch him.

His entire body is red, help him.

But then he notices you look sad and calms down a bit.

"M-MC??? Are you okay?"

He has no idea what to do, help him

*flipping through a book of comfort words* "Uhhhhhhh… There, there???” 

He's so awkward and doesn't know what to say. He wants to help, but he's no good at talking to people, dammit!

He literally looks up, "How to help your friends not be sad."

He's trying, be patient with him, please.

"Uhhh… do you uhh… wanna talk about it?"

If you say yes, then he'll listen. He's a good listener bc he has literally no idea what to say.

If you say no then he'll probably be a little relieved bc he knows he would be terrible help.

Either way, he'll sit down with you and watch anime or play video games with you.

Satan

He blushes a little when you hug him.

He's pretty observant, so he notices pretty quickly that something is up as he hugs back.

"Hello, MC. Are you alright? You look upset about something."

He'll listen if you decide to tell him, stroking your hair gently. 

If not, he'll respect your decision and comfort you anyway.

He'll bring you over to his bed and sit down with you, after moving all the books littered on it of course.

He'll pull you in his lap and either read to you or show you cute cat pictures. Or maybe both, who knows.

And when he starts to notice you looking down again, he'll hug you tightly and whisper sweet nothings to you until you fall asleep.

Asmodeus

Aw, how cute, you want his attention~!

He doesn't hesitate to hug you back.

Hey, he's not complaining, as long as he gets to hold you and show how much he loves you!

Then he notices how sad you look and he immediately cups your face in his hands.

"Oh, what's wrong, darling? What has you looking so down? Come, sit with me and you can tell me all about it while I give you a lovely manicure."

He'll sit with you on his bed and dote on you, listening if you decide to tell him your woes and humming soothingly if you don't.

He'll offer to take a bath with you to help you feel better.

Actually, he'll give you a full-on spa day.

This man will seriously pamper you till you feel better.

He'll take you shopping, do your nails and makeup, do your hair, whatever it takes to make you feel better.

Beelzebub

He's a little taken aback by the sudden hug, but he's more than happy to accept it! He loves hugs!

He hugs you back very gently as if he's handling a baby bird. He doesn't want to hurt you!

But then he notices you look sad.

"MC? What's wrong? You look upset. Are you hungry?"

If you tell him, he'll listen very intently, nodding every so often to show he's listening. 

If you don't, he'll understand.

Either way, he takes you to his bed and sits you down. He gets you some food and sits on the bed with you and pulls you into his lap, giving you food.

Once you decide you're finished with food, he'll snuggle you gently until you fall asleep.

Belphegor

He doesn't mind at all and doesn't hesitate to hug back.

He immediately notices something is wrong but doesn't say anything about it right away, instead, letting you hug him in silence while gently rubbing your back.

After a long moment of silence, he pulls back only enough so that he can look at your face.

"You're upset about something. I could tell as soon as you hugged me. So what is it?"

If you decide to tell him, he'll be kind of glad and listen.

If not, he'll just give a curt nod.

Afterward, he pulls you over to his bed and pulls you in with him, clinging to you like a koala.

It's snuggle time now. You have no choice. 

He'll probably fall asleep though tbh

Diavolo

This man is through the roof as soon as you touch him.

He's super lonely, so any amount of physical affection has him soaring.

But then he notices you look sad.

He's immediately worried. Did he do something wrong? Did one of the brothers bully you? Is there some demon harassing you? What happened??? Tell him!

"MC? Are you okay, what happened?"

If you tell him, he'll listen intently and if it's something he can do something about, he will, immediately. 

If you don't tell him, or it's something he can't do anything about, then he'll bring you with him to his office and hold you in his lap while he works and have Barbatos bring you some herbal tea to make you feel better.

He's honestly just so gentle and soft with you I can't-

*ahem* anyways

Barbatos

You might think he'd have seen this coming, but he honestly wasn't looking for anything like this, so he's kind of taken off guard when you hug him which is uncommon for him.

MC, please, he's trying to work-

Then he notices how upset you look.

"MC, are you alright? It appears that something's troubling you."

He won't look into the future to find out in case you decide not to tell him. He respects your boundaries, you know?

If you tell him, he'll listen and try to do something about it if he can, most likely talking to Diavolo about it. 

If you don't tell him or can't do anything, then he'll gently sit you down in a chair, wrap you in a blanket and bring you some chamomile tea to soothe you.

He'll talk to you as he goes about his work, gently tending to your needs while still continuing his daily routine.

He's a butler, so he's the multitasking king-

Plus, he's used to comforting Diavolo, particularly when the Prince was young, so he knows how to handle it.

Simeon

Oh- a hug? Well alright.

He's happy to oblige, he enjoys your presence and your touch.

He notices quickly that you look sad though.

"What's the matter, my little lamb? Is something troubling you?"

He'll sit down with you and give you tea

If you decide to tell him, he'll listen, gently offering advice. He likely won't take care of it for you, he wants you to be able to take care of yourself! But he'll still hold you and comfort you.

If you don't tell him, then he'll nod understandingly and comfort you anyway.

He's so soft and caring about it and he'll sit with you until you calm down, gently hugging you and stroking your hair.

Solomon

He's a little taken aback when you hug him.

But then he smiles and is about to tease you when he notices you look sad.

He blinks and hugs you back.

"MC, what's the matter? It must be something big if you're hugging me like this."

If you tell him, he'll listen while seemingly deep in thought. If it's got to do with some demon, then perhaps you'll find that they oddly disappear one day… if it's one of the brothers, then they'll find that they get hit with lots of magical pranks. If it's something else then he'll sit with you and help you work it out.

If you decide not to tell him, he'll be a little sad but he'll understand anyway and sit with you to comfort you.

He's actually surprisingly sweet and understanding.

476 notes • Posted 2021-05-11 05:35:03 GMT

#3

mc asking the demon bros to do the pocky challenge with them? :o

Ooh, I really like this idea!

The Bros Reacting to MC Asking to Do the Pocky Challenge with Them

The Dateables Here

You go up to this brother and hold up a box of Pocky, asking them to do the Pocky challenge with you. Though you might have to explain what it is, depending on the brother, as not all of them are caught up on human culture.

Lucifer

You'll definitely have to explain it to him because he has no idea what you're talking about-

When you do explain it, he'll blink, taken aback which is pretty rare for him.

There's also a hint of a blush on his cheeks. Quick take a pic before it goes away!

But once he composes himself, he gets that iconic and infuriating smirk across his face.

He'll gladly accept. Any chance to be close to you like that is good for him.

He waits patiently for to put the stick in your mouth before placing his hand on the wall behind you and gently taking up his end. Then you begin.

He's... Surprisingly good at this??? He's obviously never done it before, but he's really good at not letting the pocky fall. And he's super steady too, so it's not hard to keep up. Honestly, he's doing most of the work.

And at the end when your lips meet, he holds the kiss, his hands moving to your waist.

Then he pulls away and smirks at you.

"Well, that's quite an intimate little game of yours. But don't you think that's quite a roundabout way of getting a kiss? You could have just asked, you know."

Mammon

You'll probably have to explain it to him too. He may enjoy going down to the human world a lot, but that's mostly to make money. He doesn't pay much attention to their trends.

When you do explain, his entire face turns red and he becomes a flustered mess. Just what are you trying to DO to him, human???

At first, he'll refuse, too embarrassed to even try.

But as he watches you start to walk away, he immediately changes his mind. Wait come back- he'll do it! He doesn't want you doing it with anyone else!

He fidgets nervously as he waits for you to put the stick in your mouth. Once it's there, he puts his hands on your shoulders and takes up his end.

The opposite of Lucifer, he's really bad at it. Like, really, really bad. He's trembling and shaking too much to do it properly and he keeps going too fast. Safe to say you two drop it several times and have to restart.

But when you finally get it and your lips meet, he'll definitely hold it. Actually, he might not wanna let you go at that point.

You have to pull away eventually to breathe.

"Heh. Well... I guess that wasn't so bad. We should do that again some time. But ya kept messin' us up! Ya didn't move fast enough. Good thing it was the GREAT Mammon you were doin' it with, or else you never woulda gotten it right!"

Leviathan

He needs no explanation, he is fluent in human trends.

When you ask, though, his face is immediately bright red and he becomes a spluttering, flustered mess. Are you TRYING to give him a heart attack, MC? Seriously, his little otaku heart can't handle you just blatantly asking things like that...! And why would you wanna do such an intimate game with a gross, yucky otaku like him anyway?

He'll have to take a minute to calm his breathing, but he'll eventually accept. This trend is used far too much in anime and anime fandoms for it to be considered normie. Actually, he's always wanted to try this trend with someone! But Henry can't exactly play the Pocky game with him...

He waits nervously as you put the stick in your mouth, his face still glowing bright red. When you're done, he gently grabs your hands, mostly for comfort, and takes up his end.

He's also pretty bad at it, but not nearly as bad as Mammon. At least he learns from his mistakes. In the first attempt, he goes much too fast and you end up dropping it. So next time he forces himself to go slower. But he's still trembling far too much and you still end up dropping it a few more times before he finally manages to quell his trembling enough for it to work.

When your lips finally meet at the end, he'll hold it for just a few moments. It'll be a sweet and tender kiss.

And when you pull away, you'll find his face is still flushed, but less, and now there's a small smile on his face.

"W-wow! I've always wanted to try that game...! It's just like that one episode of The Magical Ruri Hanai: Demon Girl!"

Satan

With how much he reads about the human world he's bound to have come across something about it. So honestly? He probably won't need much of an explanation.

When you ask him about it, his eyes will widen slightly, his cheek flushing. He'll close his eyes and shake his head, muttering something about how you somehow know exactly how to get him flustered.

But it's not like he'll refuse! No, no, quite the contrary, he accepts, rather eagerly, in fact.

He watches as you carefully place the stick into your mouth. When you're done, he gently places his hands on your waist and takes his end.

He's also surprisingly good at this. Not quite as good as Lucifer, but he's still good enough to keep it from falling. And good enough that he's doing most of the work.

When your lips meet at the end, his arms slide around the small of your back and he holds you in a brief, but passionate kiss.

When he pulls away, he smiles at you softly, his cheeks still just slightly flushed.

"Well, that was certainly an interesting game. Maybe just ask next time you want a kiss though."

Asmodeus

This man knows all forms of intimacy, you think he wouldn't know the pocky game? Honestly, he's probably had some people ask to play it with him before you.

As soon as you ask, he's smirking, now being all flirty. Ooh, you want to be all intimate with him, do you~? Of course, you do! Everyone wants a taste of his gorgeous face and body~!

He accepts without hesitation. He's more than eager to share an intimate moment with his favorite person in all three worlds! Other than himself, of course ;)

He's practically trembling with excitement as he waits for you to put the stick in your mouth. Once you do, he puts his hands on your waist as he takes up his end, his hands trying to wander a bit too far below... Keep it family-friendly, mister!

When you start, he isn't the greatest because he keeps trying to go too fast, a little too eager for the part at the end. So you drop it a few times, but he gets it eventually.

Once your lips meet, he pulls you as close to him as possible, running a hand through your hair as he holds the kiss.

When you pull away, he gives you a suggestive smirk.

"We should do more intimate little games like that together. I'd just love to get even closer to you~"

Beelzebub

He definitely needs an explanation, he doesn't keep up with human world trends, only their food.

When you do, he blinks, his cheeks flushing slightly. Though, honestly, you had him at food. He's never had Pocky before. But are you sure asking him, of all people, was a good idea...? He's already tried to eat the whole box of Pocky, box included, twice now.

You have to hold him back from immediately helping himself to the Pocky stick as soon as you take it out of the box and it takes you a lot longer than it should just to get it in your mouth. When you finally do, he eagerly takes up his end, his hands clamping on your arms.

He doesn't even give you a chance to prepare before he starts munching. He definitely sucks at this game, mainly because he's trying harder to eat the Pocky than actually play the game, so you end up dropping it several times, and every time he just picks up the dropped bits and chows down.

When you finally manage to get it somehow, he nearly bites your lips off at first, but he quickly calms down, and it quickly turns into a sweet and tender kiss.

When he pulls away and smiles that smile that makes it hard for you to be mad at him because he looks like a happy puppy.

"That Pocky sure was tasty. And your lips are so soft..."

Belphegor

He needs an explanation too because he stopped keeping up with human world trends after the Fall.... Which was thousands of years before Pocky was even invented.

Once you explain, his cheeks flush a little bit, but he smirks anyway and teases you about it. Cheeky bastard-

He agrees and waits, still smirking, as you put the stick in your mouth. His hands gently meet the sides of your neck as he takes up his end of the stick.

He's actually okay at it, given he's too lazy to go too quickly, and he's relatively steady. Though you do still drop it once or twice because he goes... A little too slow.

When your lips finally meet, his hands slide up from your neck to cup your cheeks as he kisses you rather passionately.

Soon he pulls away and gives you a lazy grin.

"That was pretty fun, MC, but it was a pretty dumb way to get a kiss. You should have just done it."

==

I really loved that idea and that was really fun to write. I definitely wanna do more with the side dateables, but for now, I'm gonna go eat, take a shower, then try to find the case to my earbuds that I lost last night.

568 notes • Posted 2021-05-16 13:43:35 GMT

#2

MC introducing roasting the bros to new exchange students

Side dateables here

"The scary looking guy there is Lucifer. He seems like a dick at first, and you will eventually learn, that he is, actually, a dick. He hasn't really stopped. But he's got enough moments of being nice and soft that he gets a pass I guess. He's also fucking gorgeous so I think it's excusable. But, just a heads up, don't piss him off and almost get killed by him twice as I did. I almost died. It was terrifying. And also hot. But mostly terrifying. Also, he acts like every fatherly figure that's ever been in my life! Emotionally absent, makes shit up to accuse me of, reacts to things with violence, prioritizes how I make him look over my mental well-being, and lectures me for three hours over something small! Hooray!"

"The guy over there that looks like the biggest fuckboy ever is Mammon. He is the CEO of getting bullied. He also might try to steal your wallet, but luckily he's a fucking dumbass, so he'll probably fail. Probably. He always gets in trouble because he has literally no impulse control, which is honestly a mood. He can't keep his mouth shut for the life of him, and it always makes Lucifer very angry. But at least he won't try to kill you, unlike some people. He might threaten you but he most likely won't follow through with it. Actually... I don't think I've ever seen Mammon get angry enough to hurt anyone... I... Huh... Wow... Anyway, he's also simultaneously incredibly clingy while also being the biggest tsundere ever. Which makes no sense but okay."

"The guy that's sulking over there with his Ruri-chan phone case is Leviathan. Honestly, you'll probably only ever see him at meals because he pretty much never leaves his room. Unless his limited edition Ruri-chan body pillow just came in. Then expect to hear him screaming as he rushes across the entire house faster than you'll ever see him move otherwise. And then he'll be panting and wheezing as he walks back to his room because that boy is out of SHAPE. He's also the biggest weeb ever if you couldn't tell. Biggest anime nerd ever. Seriously, he has an unhealthy obsession. He needs to go outside and touch some grass or sumn like fr. He also makes a great gaming buddy. Unless you're playing PvP and aim to win. But otherwise, great gaming buddy, we play Genshin Impact together a lot."

"The guy watching cats videos over there is Satan. He may look like a chill guy, but that's just what he wants you to think. He's actually a ticking time bomb and the pure, unbridled rage that hides beneath his facade could bubble over if you so much as look at a cat the wrong way. However, if you are a cat - or any animal, really, but specifically cats - he will love you unconditionally. He's also very big-brained. The biggest brain. If there's literally anything you need to know, just ask him. He'd be happy to show off how much better than Lucifer he is. He's also the living embodiment of daddy issues and teenage rebellion. He's probably unironically said, 'It's not a PHASE!'"

"The pretty boy taking selfies and putting on makeup over there is Asmodeus. That man is whore KNEE, like DAMN. That man would flirt with anything that moves tbh. He's also the living embodiment of 'Gotta look cute so they forget you don't know basic math.' He's a little creepy because he's not against incest and that's a little icky. But hey, if you want a [REDACTED] then he's your guy, I guess. He's also got all the tea because he is a gossip QUEEN. And he's practically obsessed with himself. He needs to go outside and touch some grass too. 😔"

"The guy over there that's knawing on a vintage candle is Beelzebub. Uh, can someone get that candle away from him??? I don't think he should be eating that. Oh, thanks Belphie. ANYway, now that that's over uhh, as can see, he really likes to eat. A little too much. He eats everything in the fridge on a regular basis 😔. But like, he's literally the bestest boy??? He may be a demon, but he's just so sweet and soft-hearted, and caring??? Like bro??? I would literally die for him??? Unless you eat his food, then he'll kill you. Instant death. One hit KO. But otherwise, he's basically a giant teddy bear. Big wholesome boy, too pure for this world."

"The My Chemical Romance lookin fucker over there is Belphegor. Don't let him out of the attic..................................... Anyway, he is an evil gremlin man. Horrible goblin man. Stinky bastard man. He bullies me >:( Also, little known fact, but he is actually not a demon but, in fact, a cow. Cowboy. Also, he does not know how to function as a person, and, instead, opts to sleep for 17 hours a day which... Fair enough with this family. Just don't fuck with Beel or he'll kill you. And so will I >:( Also, don't fuck with him either or Beel will kill you. Those two are basically two peas in a pod. The literal only way they could be closer is if they were Siamese twins."

1101 notes • Posted 2021-08-25 00:05:58 GMT

#1

The Bros + side dateables (Minus Luke) React to You Comparing Your Hand Sizes

Warnings: Very fluffy. Not for the faint of heart. You might die of cuteness. You have been warned.

You're sitting with this person just kind of chilling while you're both doing your own thing when you glance over at their hands. You wait a long enough pause in what they're doing before reaching over and taking their hand, holding it so that you can gently press your palm against theirs. Also, this is an MC who has relatively small hands so-

Lucifer

You're sitting beside him as he works, scrolling through your D.D.D.

After several hours of both of you sitting in silence, each doing your own thing, you finally look up from your D.D.D. 

You look over at Lucifer, who's still completely absorbed in his work. 

Then your eyes drift to his hands, the pen he's gripping gliding across the paper in front of him.

As you watch, he sets the pen down and starts stretching his fingers. You aren't surprised his hands are cramping. He's been writing for a long time now. You're probably the only person he would show this kind of weakness to, which makes you feel kind of special.

As you watch, an idea pops into your head. You set down your D.D.D. and gently grab his hand.

He's a little startled at first and gives you a quizzical look, but he doesn't stop you. At least it's a distraction from all of the bills Mammon has piled up.

You hold his gloved hand so that you can gently press your palm to his, lining your fingers up with his as well.

He has pretty big hands. They're not huge, but they're somewhat significantly bigger than yours.

He lets out a low rumbling laugh.

"What, exactly, are you doing, MC?"

"Comparing our hand sizes. You have really big hands."

He lets out another small laugh.

"Or perhaps you just have small hands."

And at that, he gently folds his hand over the top of your smaller one, almost as if proving his point about your tiny hands.

He then smiles and brings his other hand over to cup your cheek as he gently plants a kiss on your forehead.

Afterward, he lets go of your hand and goes back to work.

Mammon

You two are sitting together on the couch in his room.

You're both on your D.D.D. sending each other random memes that you find and giggling together. 

And during one of the moments of quiet moments where you're both scrolling, you look over at him.

He's still absorbed in his D.D.D., a big, goofy grin plastered across his face as he scrolls through the memes.

Your eyes drift to his hands as his thumbs move, pausing every so often to read a meme, then moving on when he deems it unsuitable to send to you.

As you watch, he pauses on a particularly long meme. You take this chance to reach over and gently take the hand, pulling it toward you.

He immediately tenses and looks over at you, his face flushing bright red.

"H-Hey, just what do ya think you're doin', MC?"

Instead of answering, you move his hand so that the palm is facing upwards and you gently press your palm against his, making his fingers flatten out as you line your fingers up with his.

He watches you, his face red, his heart racing, and his fingers trembling ever-so-slightly.

His hands are probably not that big, only being a little bigger than yours.

"M-MC? What are ya doin'???"

You look at him and smile a little.

"Comparing our hand sizes. Yours are bigger than mine."

"H-Huh? Oh! W-well, of course, they are! Just shows how awesome I am! After all, I'm the GREAT Mammon!"

You laugh a little at his words.

"Yeah, yeah. It's just hand size. Doesn't make you any better or worse than me."

Then, without giving him a chance to respond, you curl your fingers between his, holding his hand.

That's it. He's dead. You've killed him.

His whole face is red and he's a flustered spluttering mess.

He literally cannot form a single coherent sentence. He's dying, help him.

It takes him a full 10 minutes just to calm down.

When he finally does, he turns his head away before gently holding your hand back.

You laugh a little at how flustered he is.

Leviathan

You guys are just chilling in his room together, sitting side by side. You're watching anime on your D.D.D. while he plays video games on his handheld console.

At the end of one of your episodes, you look up and glance over at Levi.

He's so entranced by his game that he doesn't even notice you looking at him. His brows are furrowed and his tongue is sticking out slightly in concentration.

You smile when he lets out a small cheer when he beats the level he's on. He leans back a little and lowers the game as he relishes in his victory.

Out of a random whim, you reach out and gently take his hand, pulling it toward you.

He jumps in surprise and lets out a small yelp as you turn his hand so you can flatten your palm against him.

His whole face turns red as you closely study your hands pressed together.

His hands are actually surprisingly big. Not big like Lucifer's but definitely bigger than yours.

"M-MC! Wha-what are you d-d-doing?!"

In response, you look at him and smile.

"I'm comparing our hand sizes. Yours are actually pretty big."

He covers his face with his other hand, not moving the one you have away.

"Wh-what a normie thing to do, MC… I guess it's to be expected from a normie like you…"

You were literally just watching anime but okay-

When he notices you look a little downcast at his insults, he frantically tries to apologize.

"W-wait no! I- I didn't mean that I'm sorry!"

When you look back at him, he smiles at you a little.

He was so focused on trying to apologize, he didn't even notice that you'd curled your fingers around his hand. 

When does realize, though, he's immediately back to being a flustered, stuttery mess.

You broke him.

Leviathan.exe has stopped working.

Satan

You're both sitting in his room, on his bed together.

Both of you are reading books. You're reading a really interesting fantasy book he'd recommended to you. Meanwhile, he's reading a book about cats.

At the end of the chapter you're on, you sigh and lower the book, processing what you just read. You cannot believe that just happened to the main character.

While you're doing that, you glance over at Satan. He's still very much absorbed in his book. 

As you watch, he takes one hand away from the book, shifting it so that he can balance it in one hand, and brings the other up to his chin, rubbing it as if he were deep in thought.

Then, just as he's reaching back down to turn the page, you set your book down and reach out and gently grab his hand.

He blinks, shocked, and looks over at you curiously as you gently press your palm to his. His cheeks flush a little.

His hands are only a little bigger than yours. They're still a little bigger than Mammon's though.

"MC? What are you doing?"

"Comparing our hand sizes."

He looks down at the two of your hands. 

"I see. It seems my hands are a bit bigger than yours, huh?"

You nod a little, smiling at him.

Then he glances at his book before looking back at you.

"Now… I can't exactly turn the pages with one hand, can I?"

You laugh and reach over with your other hand, turning the page of his book yourself.

He chuckles a little and thanks you as he curls his fingers around yours.

Asmodeus

You're both sitting on his bed while he's looking at his reflection in a mirror, applying makeup.

He's going to do yours next, so you're scrolling through pictures on his D.D.D. as you try to decide what look you want.

When you finally find a look that you like, you click the image and set the D.D.D. down to wait for Asmo to finish his own makeup. While you wait, you look up and watch him apply his makeup, carefully applying the pink lipstick.

When he's finished, he caps the lipstick and sets it down on the bed beside him while admiring his work.

Then, just as he's bringing his hand back up to the mirror, you grab his hand, careful not to touch his freshly painted nails.

He looks over at you quizzically at first, then he smiles at you.

"Aw, do you want my attention~? Don't worry, I'll get to you in a moment, darling."

Without responding, you press your palm to his, lining up your fingers.

Asmo has pretty small hands, being about the same size as yours, maybe even a little smaller.

He looks a little confused as he watches you study your hands.

"What are you doing, dear?"

"Comparing our hands' sizes. You have small hands."

He laughs at that.

"Oh, you are just so cute!"

He takes his hand from yours and gently taps your nose with his index finger.

"Come now, show me what you have picked out there."

He picks up his D.D.D. and looks at the image you have up.

"Ooh! Good choice! Now come here, love."

And with that, he starts working on your makeup.

Beelzebub

You're sitting in his lap on his bed. He has his chin resting on top of your head as he munches on one of the many bags of chips you two had bought earlier. You're looking at recipes online, trying to figure out what to make for breakfast tomorrow since it'll be your turn to cook.

Soon, Beel has finished his current bag of chips and he sets the empty bag aside. You glance at his hand as he reaches out to grab another bag.

You smile a little and set down the D.D.D and gently take his hand, laughing inwardly at the feeling of his greasy fingers.

He's a little shocked by this action.

"Huh? MC, what is it?"

You gently press your palm against his.

"Comparing our hand sizes."

Oh boy, does this boy have some big hands.

Very large hands.

Definitely bigger than yours. By quite a bit, actually.

You giggle a little as he moves his head down to rest on your shoulder to get a better look at your guys' hands.

"Your hands are so big, Beel."

He laughs, and you can feel the sound in his chest, vibrating you a little bit.

Then he closes his hand around yours.

"Well, yours are pretty small. At least compared to mine. I like that. It's easier to hold them."

Then, he cups your cheek and gently kisses your lips before taking his hand away from yours and finally grabbing that next bag of chips.

Belphegor

You and Belphie are sitting on your bed together. He's sitting beside you with his arms wrapped around your middle and his face nuzzled into the crook of your neck, half asleep. Meanwhile, you're in the middle of sewing up a hole in his pillow that he'd somehow managed to tear. Not surprising, seeing as he carries it everywhere. And, of course, it was Mammon's fault, even though you have a sneaking suspicion that it was everyone's fault. So now you're his new pillow until it's fixed. You have no choice. Deal with it.

After a while, you have to set down the needle and thread and stretch your cramping fingers. Sewing is painful-

He notices your pause and lifts his head, looking at you. 

"Is it done yet?"

"Not quite. I still have a little ways to go. But I need a little break. My hands are starting to cramp."

He then grabbed the pillow and peered at the mostly sewn tear.

"Huh. You weren't lying when you said you could sew. That's actually pretty good."

You laugh a little as you watch him start to pull his hand away. Without thinking, you gently grab his hand.

He blinks and looks at you as you press your palm to his.

His hands are a decent size. Not big, but decently bigger than yours.

"MC… you're being weird again."

"No, I'm not. I'm comparing our hand sizes."

He looks back down at your hands.

"Hehehehe, mine are bigger. You have small hands. Baby hands."

Baby Hands is your nickname now.

You have no choice.

He will now call you Baby Hands any chance he gets, just to see how frustrated you get with him.

He is pure evil. A gremlin man. Stinky bastard man.

Diavolo

You're sitting in his lap as he works. You're drinking tea made by Barbatos.

You watch as he writes papers and signs forms while sipping your tea.

Soon he's finished a full stack of the papers. He leans back with a sigh, wrapping his arms around you.

"I think it's about time I could take a break now. I made quite a bit of progress."

You lean your head back so you can look up at him, smiling. Big man

He grins right back at you.

Then you look down at his hands placed gently on your belly. One of his thumbs is moving, gently rubbing your belly.

You softly grab one of his hands. He's a little surprised, but he's more curious and leans down to watch what you do.

You gently press your palm to him. He tilts his head like a confused puppy, trying to understand what, exactly, you're doing.

BIG HANDS. BIG HANDS BIG HANDS BIG HANDS.

This man's hands. Are Fuckign. Enormous.

He has such big hands. The biggest. Bigger than Beel's.

They fucking engulf yours.

Big hands for a big man ig

"Is this some kind of human world tradition?"

He asks that question so earnestly I can't-

You laugh.

"No, no. I'm just comparing our hand sizes. Yours are huge."

This time it's his turn to laugh.

"Yes, I suppose they are."

He then brings your hand up to his lips and kisses the back of it.

Barbatos

You're sitting beside him while he folds laundry that just came out of the dryer. You're sipping some milk tea that he'd made you.

You're watching him as he works. Every fold was so meticulous and pristine. It's almost mesmerizing.

As you watch, he pauses briefly to let out a breath before immediately reaching to grab another article of clothing.

Before he can though, you gently take his hand.

He looks at you, not really surprised, as he likely saw this coming.

He watches quietly as you gently press your palm to his.

His hands are bigger than yours but they're not particularly large.

He smiles softly as he watches you.

"Are you enjoying yourself?"

You look at him and smile a little.

"Yeah, I suppose so."

"I'm glad. I really do like seeing you enjoying yourself."

You look back down at your hands. 

"I was comparing our hand sizes! Yours are bigger than mine."

"I can see that."

He takes his other hand and places it on top of yours, smiling softly. He rubs the back of your hand with his thumb.

"Now, I must get back to work. I have many more things I must get to."

He kisses the back of your hand swiftly before returning to his laundry folding.

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Don't worry, guys, I'm still adding Simeon and Solomon, I just... Couldn't fit them in this post. I'll be adding them in a reblog

3660 notes • Posted 2021-05-13 23:11:25 GMT

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