#And being suckups is outside both of their nature so much that techno would probably be weirded out by their sudden overly nice behavior

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Tommy on his way to make a PowerPoint on why they should keep techno around and Phil is just like “Damn this is an ACTUAL GUY???”

Bonus points if Wilbur is techno’s brother or smth and is trying to rescue him because he doesn’t really know what’s going on, meanwhile techno is hanging out

I was imagining Wilbur as a Craft but that’s actually a million times better. Especially if Wilbur gets into a tense feud with Tommy wherein they aggressively fight to be the best brother, but obviously can’t let Techno know they’re beefing bc he’s not a social conflict guy. They smile and are surgery sweet whenever Techno is looking but the moment his back is turned there are neither rules nor God. Does Wilbur know it’s ridiculous that he’s in a war with an eleven year old? Yes. But also Tommy has financial and secret mafia power which evens out Wilbur’s charismatic edge and social machinations. Tommy doesn’t know about the mafia bit either which adds this extra layer of absurd bc Wilbur is trying to maneuver around not getting him or Techno hurt or more perma kidnapped, not letting Techno know bc surveillance + doesn’t trust him not to mess it up bc of his social ineptitude, not letting Philza know he knows bc then he’s a witness, and not letting Tommy know bc then the twerp might consciously use the power to win the war and Wilbur is NOT letting that goblin have his brother! No way!

Philza would kill this Wilbur guy bc he won’t stop glaring at his precious baby boy, but Techno MIGHT notice at that point.

….maybe not though. Man is OBLIVIOUS.