#And Tori has a heart attack and dies. The end lmao

[espressoristretto-patronum]

Just a midnight random thought about them because they live rent free in my head 🙃

I can picture Poppy and Tori sitting next to each other (in classes or library), and Tori being such an useless lesbian because, even after they'd just confessed their feelings for each others and kissed for the first time a few days ago, she wonders if she can kiss her girlfriend again.

After a few stolen glances, Tori finally decides to give Poppy a quick kiss on her cheek before returning to her book and blushing like crazy.

Of course, Poppy finds Tori adorable. Giggling, Poppy cups her face and kisses her properly.

[decaffeinatedcatastrope]

@silverryu25​ long stufffff ~ thank goodness readmores work now!

Regarding Calibri punching people that deserve it:  Yeahhh thank goodness she has really good control of her intents.  It’s her philosophy that “you can’t learn a lesson if you’re dead”.  Most of the rumors of her killing random citizens are just that; rumors.  Now, maiming random citizens...

Regarding Cali growing up without her village full of skeletons:  Honestly, Calibri wasn’t all that effected by losing her village and family at such a young age.  Yeah, she was kinda sad when her bearer fell down, but she knew it was going to happen.  Not everyone died, some of them were like “wait isn’t she right most of the time?  shit we should probably leave.”  So she has some cousins around somewhere.

She was...kind of a weird, scary child, even before her village went up in flames xD Having the abilities for Judgment and Premontion aren’t...it’s not a good combination.  She’d often go around and knock on random people’s doors and just tell them straight up weird shit.  “OH, HELLO DEAR~” “hi.  stop cheating on Baskerville.”  “WH-WHAT.”  “and don’t eat your second bowl of soup tomorrow if you do not wish to die.  bye.”  “WHAT JUST.  WHAT.”

Its part of the reason why no one wanted to believe her when she predicted that the village was going to be attacked.  She was weird.

Regarding Vivaldi’s half-adoption of her:  Vivaldi was not prepared to be a dad, lmao.  Especially not to Cali xD He was still kinda mourning his brother and then Asgore’s mother basically dumped this smol orphaned skelechild into his giant treetrunk arms and said she’s to be the next judge, prepare her for it.  

And he’s just like wtf.  I didn’t sign up for this.  He was so worried she was going to destroy his books or break his baubles or something.  But she showed great respect for all the shiny things he collected and the memories they held for him.  He was really quite proud of her, even after her first Judgment, when she broke down pretty hard but managed to stay strong.  He never failed to let her know just how proud he was at her restraint.  

He definitely helped her stop being so weird and antisocial with non-skeleton monsters, and taught her blue magic and how to find enjoyment in the small things in life.  He told her to never hide herself, and that it’s not weak to ask for help.  Please child, never hide yourself if you are hurting.  

He also was very adamant that you do not punch they royal family.  Child stop.

Regarding her fears that she’ll lose herself to the LV and end up like Tempus did: 

I never said Storm the Sorrow took place in the UT universe.  :3c  Just that it’s set a long time before UT ever takes place.  

There will be a breaking point.

As for her LV, she refuses to let any of the guard take on EXP for any reason.  She wants them to go home to their families with light souls and bright smiles.  She takes that burden upon herself, if there is need for such force.  And as much as everyone would like to live in peace, there are still scuffles and skirmishes between the town and some human towns.  There are always thieves and bandits.   There are always reports of monsters going missing and their employers are to blame. It’s an era of uncertainty and strife. 

Think like, Skyrim levels of bullshit that she has to deal with.

Regarding meeting Toriel:

xD Yes, Calibri was very curious about the weird fuzzy monsters when her bearer brought her to the palace in a panic over the village.  She’d never seen any other non-skeleton monsters before.  Or humans.  She was very sheltered.  

The easiest way to Calibri’s heart:  standing up to her.  xD Tori was not having it when this strange little monster Vivaldi set down in the grass made a beeline to her from across the courtyard and immediately started touching her face.  Cali was like whoa she threatened me.  i like her.  Also Toriel is really soft and fuzzy so like.  Cali couldn’t stop touching her face.  It was kind of awkward.  (She basically did the same thing to Asgore when they first met but he just giggled)

And thank you for the compliment!  I’ve never drawn the goat family before so I needed to practice xD I’m honestly very happy with her!

Regarding punching Asgore:

They’d met before this point, she didn’t outright punch him when the first met.  But she’d kind of attached herself to Toriel’s hip at this point and little bab Asgore was a little jealous because he thought Cali was going to steal his betrothed.  And that she was a boy.  

He learned real quick not to assume.  Also, bones hurt.  Especially when they’re socking you in the nose.

Calibri felt kind of bad for making him cry, especially when he tried so hard to make up for it.  Like, he talked to Tori and then demanded his mother buy Calibri some properly fitted Ladies attire because if she was reacting like that he could only conclude that he wasn’t the only one to make that mistake.  Vivaldi could never make that mistake, so he just dressed her traditionally, and he just kind of forgot that other monsters don’t automatically know and it’s really hard to tell with baby bones.  A lot of skeletons don’t care, but like, Cali was absolutely appalled because her whole life everyone knew and suddenly everyone around her was very stupid xD

So basically Cali was horribly spoiled after that and she loved it.  

And yes, Asgore, Toriel, and Calibri are...really close.  <w<’’  When the two boss monsters started getting all lovey dovey, Calibri kind of had to shove her blatantly obvious crush on Tori under the rug so they wouldn’t feel bad.  Like, do your thing you two, I’ll be over here.  Guarding the door.  Not listening at all.

But they weren’t going to let her feel left out, either.

The three of them were basically inseparable, but Cali always kind of felt like a third wheel and as her LV grew, she started separating herself from them more.  By the time her and Gaster meet, she’s pretty estranged from them, although they’re not shy about welcoming her back if she needs them.  Sometimes she sneaks into their wing for cuddles at like 4am.

After she and Gaster started talking more she started getting that warm fuzzy feeling she once had for Toriel.  xD And she’s absolutely terrified, but couldn’t be happier?  Calibri was confused.

Gaster meanwhile had been living at the palace for a few years by then, on an invite that he’d been recognized for his infallible memory and with the passing of Archivist Vivaldi they would love to train him to be the new Archivist.  

He’d been totally shocked to see another skeleton monster in the court, even if she was twisted by LV and soul-shatteringly terrifying.  

Pretty much from the moment Asgore and Toriel met Gaster, they started shipping him with Cali.  And Cali fucking hated it.  

“are you kidding me, he’s a toothpick, if i breathe on him he will die let alone bed him, and i will NOT have that on my conscience!”