#And Sheng's bi awakening

[lilapplesheadcannons]

To think that after that whole song about "A girl worth fighting for," the girl who was actually worth fighting for was a dead child they have never met! 🥺🥺🥺

[bluesclves]

Playing Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition and I just 😂

I was kinda into the idea that this is a Link that's just, way too cocky. There's a whole mission where you play as him and get too overconfident and run right into a trap, and your friends have to come bail you out from a bunch of Dark Link shadow copies made from your own arrogance... which is like, I dig it lmao.

But the fact that it turns out that all the problems in this hyrule literally stem from the fact that some magical chick has a crush on Link and there's apparently no timeline that exists where he goes on even a pity date with her or ever calls her back? Objectively hilarious. Love it. 10/10 Nintendo 😂

All the other links in the Linked Universe: our Hyrule was under attack because Ganon is evil!! And he wants to control everything!!!

Warriors: haha..... so this sorceress fell in love with my (our) soul but apparently when she scried through time to see if she had a chance with me, and the answer was... no... so she literally split into two people and her evil twin was so dead set on kidnapping me to make me her boyfriend that she accidentally released Ganon?? oops??

Other Links: ... so did you end up dating her?

Warriors: lmao no that bitch was psycho

Love it. Beautiful. Showstopping. Revolutionary. Never the same. 👏👏👏

[hashtagloveloses]

My bi awakening was when I was like 12 and watched Mulan for the 1000th time when I was 12 and realized I wanted to “date” both Mulan and Sheng. Did some research to see if it was like a thug and it was? Promptly forgot about that revelation until I was 17

HOW DO YOU ALL FORGET