#And I still don't have Capsaicin :(((

[ryctone]

My Lullaby from The Lion King 2 but it's Burning Spice and Capsaicin, do you see my vision-

[joodeegemstone]

i can't believe i just watched an entire docuseries about people who are obsessed with hot peppers

[kunikidas-lost-glasses]

I'm so excited for Pitaya Dragon coming to kingdom! I was waiting for them to come to crk as a playable character for so long but I'm also not ready to part from the Triple Cone Cup update yet.

It was my absolute favorite update of all the updates...

[lohotine]

Hello! Is it okay if I request Royal Margarine Cookie or Capsaicin Cookie x (gender neutral) reader who seems to be all strict and stern yet ends up being easy to fluster (sorry if this is long! But i hope you understand 😭😢)

AN: I hope you don't mind that I made this a multiple char fic- 😓

``I am not blushing!``

Multiple x GN! Reader

ROYAL MARGARINE, Affogato, Prune Juice, AVENTURINE, HEIZOU, DAZAI, Rui Kamishiro

Warnings: none

"Come now, there's no need to be so serious!" He grinned, lifting his head with an almost taunting aura.

You crossed your arms, brows knitting in annoyance. "We are not dropping this. Punctuality should be a priority!"

A low chuckle escaped him. "You won't forgive me for being only a few minutes late?"

Your expression only grew more agitated from here. The shamelessness of this man is truely extraordinary. Though as his gaze continued to burn into you, your confidence began to waver.

"I just think-" your eyes wander off of him and instead shift to somewhere else. Anywhere else, really. As long as it wasn't him since you knew his glare and Cheshire grin were all it took for you to break. "I just think you should aim to be on time."

He seemed amused by you.

But why? It's not like you said anything funny.

"Oh my... are you still not going to forgive me?" He inched closer to you; so close that his scent began to haze your mind.

Your mouth opened slightly as if you were going to respond, yet all that came out was a single, broken, shaky breath.

"Maybe you'll forgive me if I were to..." His lips met yours in an instant, and they lingered there for a moment before he pulled away.

"Sweet." He mumbled to himself.

You were a mess. You had just been scolding him a second ago, hadn't you? Why was he the one in controll now? And just why did you have to fold under his charm so quickly?

You covered your face with your hands in embarrassment.

His lips tugged into a snide smile as he observed your pathetic attempt at hiding the blush on your face. "Are you doing alright? You seem a bit redder than before."

"I'm doing fine." You still couldn't bring yourself to look him in the eye.

"Really? I thought my teasing had become too much for you and you had started blushing or something.."

"I am not blushing!"

His teasing grin only widened, though it seemed like he decided to drop it in the end. "Of course. You never get flustered, after all."

You didn't say much; only uttering a "you suck," under your breath to which he immediately began laughing at.

"Well now that we have this settled, why don't we start on the actual reason for our meetup?"

《☆》 End

[creature-wizard]

Magical Correspondences 101

So I figured I should put all of my stuff on correspondences in one place for convenience's sake, since having them spread in a bunch of short posts isn't really helpful if I need to link them. Anyway, for those of you getting into magical correspondences, here's what I've got!

So, what are correspondences?

A lot of modern witchcraft operates on the belief that things like stones, plants, colors, and so on have certain metaphysical properties. Why do they have these properties? There are multiple explanations. Sometimes the properties are supposed to be innate. Sometimes they supposedly exist because the object in question is a symbol for something else. You'll find that many spells combine these two ideas, such as using an herb because of its inherent properties it's believed to have, then also using a flower because it's a symbol of a deity.

(Will it hurt anything to mix these concepts? Personally, I don't think so. Spiritual beliefs and metaphysical models are often messy, and occasionally contradict each other. I've never really seen it hurt anything.)

If you search around, you can easily find charts that describe various properties associated with various things. People sometimes assume that these properties were handed down to us from authorities who were so in tune with magic or the divine that they were basically infallible, and newbie witches just have no hope of figuring things out for themselves.

Fortunately, that's not really true!

Some correspondences are informed by nature. Others are social constructs.

You might see correspondence lists say that gold is associated with wealth, that apples are associated with love, and pink is associated with femininity. These are all social constructs that have nothing to do with the natural qualities of these things.

Other correspondences are informed by nature, however. Green is associated with life because healthy leaves are typically green. Hot peppers are associated with pain and torment because capsaicin produces a burning sensation.

(This isn't to say that social construct correspondences are all inherently bad, or even lesser. But it's good to be mindful of the differences, because it makes it easier to figure out what you can change and mess around with, and how!)

Even when correspondences are informed by nature, they can still be subjective.

The world is full of vastly different ecosystems, climates, and geological structures. Different regions have their own plants and animals. And even within your own region, you'll find that nature lends to many different correspondences for the same thing. Hot peppers might be orange or red, but so are many sweet fruits. Water can nurture life, or it can drown it.

Some people who acknowledge this will say that it's all about intent, but I personally believe it's a bit more about context. Just look at at the infamous children's hospital with the red path on the floor, and how the it creates an unnerving atmosphere despite whatever "positive connotations" red can have. I think if you're trying to figure out what to put in your spell, thinking contextually can help you make appropriate decisions.

In any case, I do think it's important to lean toward correspondences that have meaning to you. What some ancient guy who lived and died on the other side of the planet thought doesn't override your lived reality and your cultural experiences.

If you want to really learn correspondences, observe the world around you!

Correspondence lists can be good references, but they don't really help you develop a proper understanding. To do this, pay attention to plants, stones, colors, shapes, etc. and ask yourself:

Where do they turn up naturally?

How do they behave? What do they do?

Where and how do people use them, and what are they associated with in these contexts?

Where are things often grouped with other things? What is the significance of these groupings?

(If you keep a Book of Shadows or other magical journal, I recommend writing down your findings!)

So yeah, that's the basics on magical correspondences. They can look a little intimidating at first, but they're actually a lot more simple and straightforward than you might realize.

Happy witchin'!

[witches-dream]

Polychampions if they were based

(aka if they played Minecraft)

Capsaicin

(credits: IVIgoggles, jordanpyke on PMC)

His favorite blocks are deepslate, blackstone, nether bricks (red ones too), magma, lava, chains and iron bars.

he's REALLY adamant about living in the nether even tho nobody ever visits him and he dies constantly and burns all his things. they considered KeepInventory but everyone voted no (incl. Caps) so he still suffers.

he's currently begging for a dragon riding mod to be added. who needs elytas, horses, striders and shit when you can have RIDEABLE DRAGONS???

he has trouble following tutorials, so he wings every farm he does.

he's the kind of person to forget to look at his health and casually jump over ravines on 2 hearts

hits zombie piglins on purpose

fan of Parkour Civilization

MCYTs he would watch: TommyInnit, InTheLittleWood. What he enjoys most is a unique sense of humor and doing something fun in-game, "building? fighting? i can do all that myself! show me something new!"

rushes to trial chambers cuz HE NEEDS THAT MACE

Mobs he would've voted for: Wildfire, Moobloom, Copper Golem, Sniffer, Armadillo

favorite mobs: ENDER DRAGON, also blazes look pretty cool

he's constantly trying to do tricks, like landing on a water bucket/powder snow/hay bale/ whatever, or riptiding around, using a mace, parkouring everywhere, etc

breaks into the nether roof, but bedrock breaking is off and he does have obsidian but no way to light a portal so he just kills himself which puts him on a 5 minute timer to get obby, a flint n steel and ender pearls to get his stuff back and get out. NOBODY WILL FIND OUT

Kouign-Amann

(credit: Overtales Studio on YT)

she exclusively builds stuff like this, overly detailed cute houses, then entire villages out of them.

help this girl is obssessed with cherry blossoms! her other favorite blocks include quartz, calcite, prismarine, froglights, and decors like pots, candles and flowers

she has automatic farms for blocks that she uses frequently. she's quite proud of her makeshift sugar cane and bamboo farms, but mostly uses tutorials for everything else.

her storage situation is FUCKED. it may seem fine on the outside, but for every build she has a chest monster in the basement full of materials. whenever she is running low on something, it's just her running from basement to basement trying to scrape up resources ("why don't you just build tunnels between the chest monsters atp" "i'm gonna clean it up! i promise!" "this is the 18th time you've said that in the last month. believe me, i counted")

pvp sweat.

uses a ton of client-side mods, shaders and resource packs to make her game pretty.

DO NOT tell her about Chisels & Bits, she WILL crash the entire server

MCYTs that she would watch: ShubbleYT, LDShadowLady, GeminiTay. She enjoys watching chill people who pay attention to detail, and Lizzie. She models her builds after their styles.

after not finding a good elytra texturepack she wants, she starts making her own. it's not long until she gets into 3d modeling as well and makes stuff like a hat for Prune and horns for Caps.

collects music discs

huge fan of armor trims. "can we add tool trims pretty pretty pleeeaaase"

rushes to trial chambers cuz SHE NEEDS THOSE DISCS AND TRIMS AND BANNER PATTERNS

Mobs she would've voted for: Phantom, Moobloom, Allay, Sniffer, Crab

favorite mobs: cats, axolotls, pandas, bees

likes building zoos, museums and libraries

Prune Juice

(credit: elyas360 on YT)

his bases look like little inconspicuous houses on the surface (just well built enough to not suspect anything), but are sprawling interconnected, redstone-powered underground bases full of secret doors, farms and traps. And, of course, secret tunnels to his friends' bases.

he's insulted by Minecraft's potion brewing system and refuses to touch it out of principle.

he's not particularly good at fighting, or building, so he would've quit if he didn't decide to give redstone a try on one normal sunny day. his friends' days have not been normal and sunny since then

favorite blocks: redstone redstone redstone redstone. as for building, he doesn't have preferences, but probably builds out of non-expensive stuff that makes sense for a normal house, e.g. panks, stones, bricks, etc.

out of the three of them, has the most organized storage system.

he definitely builds nukes when playing modded.

MCYTs that he would watch: ianxofour, Gneiss Name. Ianxofour's farms are just too satisfying to watch even if you never build them, and Gneiss Name's videos are less about Minecraft itself, and more about using Minecraft for education. You don't know you care about geology or color theory until you watch his videos.

"Prune can you fix my farm" "Prune can i borrow froglights" ok pay me 8 diamond blocks and i'll see what i can do 😌

spends time on the Minecraft Discnontinued Features Wiki, then shows his friends floating liquids and doesn't elaborate. "Prune how did you do the floating lava trick it would be so so good for my base" "Magic 🥰"

Mobs he would've voted for (if he cared enough): The Great Hunger, Glow Squid, Allay, Tuff Golem, Crab

favorite mobs: iron golems cuz iron farms, guardians cuz xp farms, shulkers cuz shulker farms, etc. but aesthetically, probably likes freaks like endermen, wardens and creakings

DO NOT let this man into an ancient city, he WILL steal a warden and put it in your base

About all of them together

Kouign and Caps collaborate on a community spawn base because they die way too often. Prune spawn traps them from time to time (and then gets caught in his own trap bc hes not immune to dying)

they always find something to compete on. for all three of them competing is the same as breathing

Caps: "what if a parkour master a pvp master and a redstone master... were in love 👉👈" Kouign: wait who's the parkour master?" Prune: "who's the pvp master?" Kouign and Caps: "hey D:<"

Kouign wants to make a three-person bedroom but they keep arguing which colors the beds should be. pink or yellow for Kouign? Blue or purple for Prune? Red or orange for Caps? legends say they are still arguing...

One time, each of them built challenge mazes for each other to complete. Capsaicin's was mostly parkour and some riddles based on puns. Kouign's had mob traps, quizzes and hidden buttons. Prune's had elaborate puzzles where you have to make use of the very limited items you find.

That's all for now, i will keep adding onto this in reblogs or smth and please send me ideas as well ^_^

[crk-stagehand-au]

✧.* - Pinned Post - *.✧

"What is it this time...?"

"Now now, can't I simply come and pay my little Stagehand a visit? We are expecting guests, after all!!"

".....Guests?"

[ Asks CLOSED ]

(we're just catching up on doodles, hold on)

✧.* - Info - *.✧

This blog isn't "canon" to the AU, more canon-adjacent! Shadow Milk's shadowy form usually isn't visible by cookies other than Prune, so all we really did is make him visible to make talking to him possible. He still can only touch/interact with Prune unless he's possessing something.

We're both pretty slow and easily unmotivated artists! Be patient if we take a while to get around to your ask, and if making doodle answers proves too much for us we may switch to sprites.

Blog and AU co-owned by

@anonwithanaccount (Writes/draws for Prune Juice, OOC comments use 🐐)

and @mythicalteatree (Writes/draws for Shadow Milk, OOC comments use🦊)

Heavily encouraging asks as OCS, AUs, or canon characters (exceptions below) :D go nuts!

Please don't send asks from Kouign, Capsaicin or the other Beasts unless they're from an AU! We have headcanons we would like to keep to :)

[somegirlontheinternet135]

OH WE ARE SO BACK!!🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Second video here

Whelp, it's happening! Burning Spice is coming to the game & boy we weren't given a chance to breathe!🔥

Like with the previous update my expectations are quite high. ESPECIALLY with Burning Spice Cookie's introduction! His personality so far, his design, his voice!?

All Amazing!! 💕🔥

Also Smoked Cheese reappearance made me SO HAPPY! I was so upset that he didn't come out in, so it was AWESOME TO HAVE HIM COME BACK!!

Safe to say, I'm pretty hyped for this upcoming update & excited to know what round two of Gold Cheese trauma will look like🧀!!

But enough rambling, onto the predictions! Cause I have a few!

(Spoilers Ahead!)

Y'know how I've theorized the connection between Capsaicin and Burning Spice Cookie? Well this update further proves this theory hands down! From what we know from the triple cone cup, Capsaicin is a sweet & friendly guy who tries his best not to hurt around despite the levels of power he has, and who was previously imprisoned for being a possible threat! Who imprisoned him is still a mystery but one thing's for sure; the two definitely contrast one & other despite their similarities. And call me crazy, I think this connection of theirs may be implied further in the story

Now this just be me overanalyzing here but I think the drawings we see in the beginning of the second trailer will play a big role in this update as a means "show don't tell" storytelling. Likely, Golden Cheese will find these drawings in various locations on her journey. Also in a strange way, further feeds in my connection theory(let me explain-)

When first looking at these drawings, I quickly noticed how messy they looked; and sure this could be from a cookie who's never picked up a pencil in those but the drawings themselves don't exactly portray that. They show Burning Spice Cookie in a more negative light, which is weird considering all the cookies we see in trailers so far worship. What only makes the most sense at the moment if they were done by a kid, a kid with knowledge on Burning Spice's true nature

(This is the last one for now) As it's made likely, most the creatures apart of Burning Spice's army are only fighting Golden Cheese to survive; presumably from Burning Spice's wrath. Because of this, there is a chance they'll all turn against him at some point; probably by Golden Cheese and Smoked Cheese's hands

That's All Folks✨^^~

[queen-rainy-love]

New Family to the RedPastry family!

This is thanks to @cherryartemis0 that we have this wonderful story. This is way before Strawberry Cream joins the family and is set after the Faerie Pure Wedding arc.

*The scene is set in the RedPastry Household. Pastry is cleaning up the kitchen while Pond Dino and Space Doughnut are playing in the living room with Chiffon and Connie. Two seconds later, the front door slowly opened, and Red Velvet, Capsaicin, and Brute quietly walked in with a large basket.*

Capsaicin: *whispers* Will mom get mad?

Brute: *whispers* I think she won't notice.

Pond Dino: *looks from their toys and notices Red Velvet.* Da! Da da da! *waddles up to him*

Space Doughnut: Kyu!

Red Velvet: *starts panicking a bit and tries to calm them down* Pond Dino! Space Doughnut! Wait!

*From the kitchen...*

Pastry: *looks up* Hmm? Velvet? Are you back with Capsaicin and Brute?

*From the living room...*

Red Velvet: *flinches a bit* (Crap!) Hey babe! Yeah, we're back! *gestures Capsaicin and Brute into the hallway*

*Both Capsaicin and Brute carried the large basket into the hallway, just in time for Pastry to walk in. Red Velvet blocked her path.*

Red Velvet: Hey babe! *pulls her close in and kisses her forehead* How was your day?

Pastry: ...Good...Where's Brute and Capsaicin?

Red Velvet: They're putting away the training tools from earlier.

Pastry: ... You didn't leave with training tools.

Red Velvet: ...

Pastry: ... Capsaicin. Brute. Come here.

*Brute and Capsaicin walked back in sheepishly while still carrying the basket.*

Pastry: What's in the basket?

Red Velvet: Promise you won't get mad?

Pastry: What's in the basket?

*Red Velvet pulls the blanket off to reveal a Cake Hound and a bunch of Cake Pups. Pastry looks at him before sighing.*

Pastry: Velvet...

Red Velvet: She was alone with her puppies! I couldn't leave them! Plus they really like Capsaicin!!

Capsaicin: Please mom! They'll be happy with the others! Even with Spike! Please mom!

Pastry: ...*looks at Red Velvet* I'm more annoyed you tried to hide this from me.

Red Velvet: I know. And I won't do it again. It was just a lot more Cake Hounds than usual.

*Space Doughnut looks over in the basket before helping Pond Dino inside the basket.*

Pastry: Let's just count how many are- *notices Pond Dino in the basket* How did Pond Dino get in the basket?

Red Velvet: *turns around* They must have climbed in. I'll get them-

???: Yip!

*Everyone freezes before looking into the basket. Sitting in the middle of the Cake Pups was a Cake Hound-looking Cookie with Pond Dino biting their ear.*

???: Can you please stop biting my ear! And where am I?

Brute: ...That's a Cookie.

Red Velvet: That's a Cookie. That's a Cookie-How did we miss them?!

Pastry: *takes Pond Dino away* Sorry about that. You're in our home in the Cookie Kingdom. Who are you?

???: Thanks! And the name's Strawberry Shortcake Cookie.

*Pastry and Red Velvet look at each other before looking back at Strawberry Shortcake.*

Red Velvet: Sorry about putting you in the basket. I rescue Cake Hounds and make sure they have a place to stay before finding a new and safer home. We must have picked you up without noticing you.

Strawberry Shortcake: Wait! You're the Cookie with the Cake arm who saves Cake Hounds!!

Red Velvet: Yes, well-

Strawberry Shortcake: *points at Pastry* And she's your mate who adopts young Cookies!

Pastry: That's right-

Strawberry Shortcake: Then I'm home!

Red Velvet & Pastry: What?

Strawberry Shortcake: I'm your new kid now!

Capsaicin: Pond Dino and I have a new sibling now?! Yes!

Brute: *smirks at Red Velvet* And you're a day closer to becoming your parents.

Pastry: Won't your parents be looking for you?

Strawberry Shortcake: I don't have parents. Unless you two count!

Pastry: ...

Red Velvet: Pastry...

Pastry: Call Langue de Chat. We need official papers.

Red Velvet: Witches damn it. *pulls out his phone* He's gonna kill me.

[gon-and-killuas-mother]

i was thinking about how Bruce canonically trained himself to tolerate various drugs and toxins, and realized that he would have most certainly done the same with capsaicin. idk exactly what level of spicy torture he'd be able to endure but i started considering

Bruce Wayne is invited to guest star on Hot Ones

he and Sean are getting close to the end, and he finally goes, "Oh, goodness, this is getting warm. My tongue is tingling." but he's not even breaking a sweat, barely flushes a faint pink when he eats Da Bomb.

all the while, Sean is asking stuff about his charities, his company, Gotham's strange fixation on him as the "Prince of Gotham" and their fierce protectiveness of him, especially online. Bruce takes it all in stride, munching on the chicken as though it's nothing. even makes sure to sing his children's praises when he can.

when the episode is finally released, the Batfam has already printed out a Bingo card (a Bruce Wayne Bingo, a Bruce Wingo?) to fill out while watching.

spaces include:

Bruce eats entire chicken wing without breaking a sweat

Bruce gushes over something one of his kids did (free space)

Bruce flirts with Sean

Bruce flirts with cameramen/audience

Batman is mentioned

Bruce stares at the camera when asked about something Batman related

Bruce doesn't drink the milk once

after Da Bomb, which is when most guests are feeling loopy, Sean asks about some Batman rumors he'd found on twitter. Bruce is still munching on the Da Bomb wing, saying it was delicious and "sharp", but any of his kids notice he's paying careful attention to the questions.

so when Sean asks "Are you aware of a conspiracy theory on Twitter about your alleged "secret relationship" with the Batman?", Bruce allows himself to roll his eyes and stare at the camera. he folds his hands together and holds them up as though he's pleading (though he's fighting back a smile, clearly amused)

"Twitter. I'm begging you. Just because he's rescued me a few times doesn't mean he's romantically interested in me. It is strictly professional. If I get kidnapped again I don't wanna worry about him reconsidering rescuing me just to avoid the rumors, please this is a matter of life and death."

then he adds with a smirk. "Besides, he's not my type."

anyway that's all i have for now but i might even write more of a blurb about it later

[sscrubberhose]

Ya got any dialtown headcanons? :3

hooo boy. ive been chewing on this all day and I think i have a decent amount to say!

Spoilers for Dialtown!

Tw for mentions of suicidal ideation and religious guilt

Phone/Typegingi:

-Is aware of everything that happens in my fics but forgets

-is more aware of how people perceive them than people give them credit for, wants to make everyone happy

-has a strong fear of being alone, which is why they bother people so relentlessly. if they were to be fully ignored for an extended period of time they would have a breakdown

-Has both the phone and the typewriter head and can change them out at will, dont ask where they keep them.

-has bitten theoroar many, many times and will do so again. is even more fearful and hateful of him after the zoo explosion

-has a lot of love to give and genuinely prefers being around their friends

-has a level of intelligence that is genuinely sort of surprising sometimes. this intelligence is used at random

-is surprisingly easy and hard to kill at the same time

-the narrator is actually a separate entity to them who cares about them very much

-seems to be passively suicidal but no one can tell if theyre joking or not

-roger rabbit rules, whatever biology is funniest is what they have

-perceived height changes based off of this rule as well. no one notices.

-breaks into town hall once a month for funsies

-enjoys sweet things quite a bit

-autistic beast

Randy:

-is actually a decent cartoonist, but rarely draws due to hand pain. likes drawing gingi and oliver the most

-has a lot of religious guilt due to growing up catholic with a very very strict, religious father, left home as soon as he could. also why he is afraid to talk to God.(hobo)

-father harped on him his entire childhood about being a burden, now feels that he owes the world for existing. this is slowly healing.

-due to his upbringing hes still learning how to function as an adult, i.e cleaning, cooking for himself, things like that. hes working on it!

-has sensory issues, has ASD

-fear of cgi animals comes from having to watch weird religious propaganda films for kids when he was young. he is getting over it thanks to oliver.

-extremely observant and notices things a lot of people don't, but usually doesnt say anything for fear of being annoying

-knows shooty and stabby on a first name basis(not that he knows whos who)

-sees Norm as a father figure but would never admit that

-has a long list of phobias that hes working on recovering from, but is too nervous to go to therapy for

-has a LOT of plushies in the ticket booth that Oliver and Gingi have given him, refuses to get rid of any of them

-taking the bandage off wont instantly kill him, he doesn't know this.

-can skateboard, does not do this often

-gets sick very easily, has to be forced to rest as he tries to insist hes not sick

-is roommates with Oliver, they have a bunk bed

-got his number changed so the hotline wasnt tied to him anymore

-is actually a good singer, never sings due to thinking he sucks. Will hum to himself while working at the ticket booth

Karen;

-Has actually gotten fairly close to the other datables since the conclusion of the game, doesnt know how to express this

-Visits Dialtown for a few months out of the year to catch up and spend time with her friends

-part of her contract with helping rebuild was better wages for those who worked at the bank. It took a lot of arguing but she felt that no one should suffer like she did.

-expresses her love for her friends by making them ponysonas. Is a huge pegasister. will infodump about it for hours to anyone who will listen

-enjoys botanical illustrations the best, next to drawing horses

-draws horses with normal horse heads as a form of abstraction

-puts capsaicin oil in her paints so Gingi will stop drinking them. This did not work.

-enjoys vintage movies and game shows and talks at length with Oliver about them when they go out for coffee or dinner together.

-she and randy doodle together sometimes

-also has severe sensory issues and has safe outfits she wears. will cry if she has to touch certain fabrics. (LOOKING AT YOU CRUSHED VELVET)

-safe foods are microwave dinners and pasta, but she keeps her diet balanced.

-her and Norm get along now and will sometimes go for hikes and chat about life(and ways to wrangle gingi)

-allergic to shrimps

-can play piano

Oliver:

-Got a new therapist who doesnt think hes weird or annoying(it didnt phase him but thats not groovy to say to someone)

-has POTS, often needs to sit down at work so he doesnt faint.

-is a HUGE horror fan, could tell you everything about the behind the scenes of every major and minor horror movie to come out in the last decade.

-works as a haunt actor for the Dialtown Haunted House every single Halloween, wants to run it someday

-has a log of every new thing he notices about Gingis biology, the log is three books long now.

-Really wants to run a youtube channel where he does amateur ghost hunting with randy, has yet to convince randy that this is a good idea

-is very physically affectionate, though he does ask permission first before touching anyone!

-Has had top and bottom surgery and is comfortable where his transition is, thankfully his insurance under Mr. Dickens covered it! (Mingus isnt a TOTAL monster)

-has a digital scrap book of all his favorite memories with his friends

-makes rage comics unironically.

-favorite color is actually black, red just seems to be his thing!

-has been legally adopted by Mr. Dickens but decided to keep his last name as Swift because "it was rad."

-is actually friends with most of the ghosts and poltergeists that live in the cinema/scareshack

-kept the popcorn and soda dispensers, but got the soda dispensers to dispense SODA and not...whatever the fuck it was doing before.

-helped renovate the basement of the cinema into a haunted maze that he helped design, the theme changes once a year!

-got those unicycle lessons and knows how to juggle as well!

-likes rollerskating, has Heelys on all the time

-allergic to peanuts

-can play guitar

Norm:

-Is aware that Gingi sees the face on the sticky note change and thinks its sort of funny

-Is actually good friends with God and the two go out to lunch once or twice a month

-enjoys fishing and will take Randy and Oliver on fishing trips, Gingi usually follows regardless of invite.

-Sees himself as a father figure to most of the dateables, and is willing to fill in that role.

-apologized to Karen for his behavior by baking her fresh bread. is actually an extremely good cook

-irises and pupils are both void black due to exposure to the wormhole. He has not noticed this. Eyes used to be honey brown.

-Has to stop Mingus from doing a new evil scheme once a month, has a spray bottle for this purpose.

-does actually have other outfits for when the space suit needs to be washed, is never seen outside the house when this happens

-Oliver, Karen, and Randy have seen his real face, they were like "cool" as Gingi is just...far weirder.

-i imagine him as strawberry blonde. Short hair, either buzz cut or just short. maybe some stubble. I dont have a good image of what his face looks like, it is just bag to me

-not great at public speaking but REALLY good at pretending to be

-is actually very good at using technology but will sometimes pretend not to be just to tease Oliver.(it works every time)

-can also play guitar

Bigfoot:

-...no.

-okay okay i have one. You could use his fur to make yarn IF you washed it. You will never be able to get close enough to brush him though.

Misc headcanons:

-heads can be repurposed after death, like cadaver bones!

-the more popular headtype for modern business men and women is a laptop

-after what happened to Callum Crown, the answering machines function was completely separated from memory storage

-Snakes have syringes for heads

-peter and his wife are poly and want roger to be their third, but roger is as dense as a brick and peters too formal to just say it out loud.

-Harry and Jack are a couple in this universe, Jack is just a very odd boss to work for regardless

-Billy is Abel's kid. The mother is unknown. probably a one night stand.

-the swans miss randy :(

-there are a few headtypes that are banned for various reasons, one of which is having a megaphone AS your head.

-Roger is autistic and has a stutter, and sometimes has to use ASL to communicate. Peter knows ASL for this reason

-The Narrator could talk to the others, but only if it was an emergency

-all Dialtown OCs are canon. theyre in town somewhere, having fun and living their lives!

-Dialtown is bigger than shown in game, including the town square which has a fountain and a park surrounding it, as well as a skate park, rec center, arcade, a pizza place, etc.

-all the dateables have met satan at least once, they just didnt know thats who that was

-shooty and stabby are dating, theyre just very bromance about it. good for them...

-rotery phone heads are coming back in fashion as a sort of 'retro' vibe.

-getting prosthetics/emergency plastic surgery and medical care is actually quite accessible.

-jerry and his wife come visit dialtown every christmas soley so that gingi doesnt run all the way out there to visit them and get hopelessly lost. theyre doing quite well!

-there are competent members of the dialtown mob but they dont really do much other than hang out at the bar

if i think of anymore Ill let you know!! thanks for askin!

[margarine-archives]

Could I possibly request a Capsaicin Cookie x female reader dating headcanons for when ur requests are open again? (First time requesting, hope I didn’t say anything bad/wrong 😭😭) ty!!

General Dating HCs with: Capsaicin Cookie !

note: hello ! I feel as if this request was such perfect timing (my little capsaicin draft has been sitting for awhile !) with that, I'm afraid this doesn't mention a feminine reader due to the fact this was made weeks prior, so I apologize for that ! I hope you may still enjoy this !

I apologize for my abrupt hiatus aswell, I have been hyperfixated on other things (the owl house !) but now I have returned ! I am planning on a fluff alphabet for a certain cookie ! ~

- upon realization before your relationship, capsaicin is hesitant, both in admitting his admiration for you and the possibility of commiting to a relationship. He's afraid of you fearing him overtime, or even after knowing about his affections for you

- harming you is the last thing he wants to happen, even if his entire reason for liking you is because you embraced him, embraced every bit of flaw he had despite the dangers he may cause, erupt, despite having the power to turn you to burnt crumbs, it was like you didn't care about such risks.. He's concerned, yet at the same time, his sweet, crumbled heart felt like melting lava !

- you made him feel free from the confinements of invisible shackles, to feel lighter despite the huge mountain of insecurities that weighed him down, you made him feel like .. well, him !

- he wanted to grow closer to you, to embrace you aswell ! but alongside, he wanted to distance himself as far away from you as possible. He sees you as a cookie too fragile, who might crumble the moment he touches you !

- this may take months- even years ! unless you are aware of his lingering emotions, then please do talk him out of this phase ! You don't know how much he yearns for your touch, but simply cannot because of his dying heat ( you may or may not have asked prune juice cookie for a fire resistance potion ! )

- upon the course of dating, capsaicin is a very clingy man, both in public and in private. Nearly his entire life without any form of physical cookie contact took a huge toll on him ! He is, without his knowledge, a very touch starved man. Though if you address your concerns about PDA then he will stop immediately ( a bit sulky about it but he gets over it overtime ! )

- public affection aside, he can get quite possessive aswell, not from ill intentions or anything ! Capsaicin has an extremely low self esteem, any cookie he sees interacting with you ( especially if its a suitor of yours ) automatically makes him think that the cookie is more deserving of you than he ever will

- if you do dislike PDA, then he is more eager to staying indoors rather than being outside ( that's quite the surprise ! ). It's like his firing heart might die out if he goes on a day without holding your hand ! Must you talk so long with a friend of yours ? he already misses your sweet touch !

- your suitors could treat you way better than he can, they would let you live a love life without any form of danger - you're safer with any other cookie other than capsaicin ! yet you decided to choose him.

- he constantly ponders if he even has the qualities of being a good partner, often questioning the things he does for you. He wonders if his efforts lack more .. effort, that maybe your suitors can truly be a better partner than him, a dangerous cookie since his youngest days. He doesn't want you to have to risk being in danger because of him !

- capsaicin refuses to listen to any other reassurances if its not from you, but he also dislikes speaking up about it, he doesn't want any cookie to feel the pressure of having to reassure him, even if cookies like kouign-amann wouldn't mind such things

- the good thing is that it's noticeable whenever he does feel upset about something, and whether it's about insecurities or his own trauma, please do comfort him ! give him physical affection and lots of praise ! he'll think that he doesn't deserve such words but it does feel nice to hear someone say that to him, especially you !

- capsaicin cookie dislikes being restrained, it doesn't matter what place ! so your dates are very frequent, if not everyday. He simply likes roaming around earthbread, hands swaying back and forth as he rambles endlessly about his friends' antics !

- alongside this, I have a strong feeling that he over prepares before he goes out on your date. He has to make sure he is prepared for anything and everything ! But for some reason he somehow forgets an item or two, one time you both went on a picnic date and he forgot the flowers !

- loves holding hands with you ! Whether it be for comfort, to ground his inner self, or to show small affections for you, playing with your fingers or massaging your palms

- likes showing off his strength to you ! In public and in private. He feels that it is a must - do requirement to prove himself to you ! To show off that you are dating a strong cookie, a cookie that has a burning passion for you !

- below the surface of hot lava, he can be very soft spoken with you, he feels so much trust and comfort in you to the point that it doesn't feel like a constant requirement to appear strong and mighty, because any other cookie, strong or weak, can have their opposite moments too !

- despite the mindset he has of needing to prove himself useful to you, capsaicin cookie is now aware that this isn't how healthy relationships work, and that you simply wont leave him for even the slightest bit of weakness shown. He is learning to love himself just as much as he loves you !

[cairavende]

Worm Arc 10 thoughts:

Well. Ok then. Regent can do that I guess. I mean it makes sense given that it's basically a more extreme version of what we've seen him do so far. And with who is father is, family powers being related and all that.

Just get up in there and Yeerk someone.

Creepy as it is, I do have a hard time feeling bad for Shadow Stalker. I'm not claiming to be morally correct. But she fucked with my daughter and I'll take what I can get.

Watching Grue deal with Imp is just such older sibling wanting a break energy - "No we can't turn on the TV". I feel him so much. I'm glad Tattletale is willing to step in to help.

WHY MY BABIES FIGHTING? NO FIGHT!

I mean like, nothing like trying to kill each other to bring two lesbians closer together, I get it. But I just want more lunches with puppies and sharing jackets. My faith in Wolfspider is rock solid but this is still hard to watch.

Chatterbug/Smugbug is going a little better at least. Lisa is the one who already knew the truth about Taylor and seems to trust her fully.

Infiltrating the Wards HQ realistically went better than I expected. Weld was exactly on top of things as I thought he would be.

Imp's power is sooooo cool! I fucking love her.

🔥🪓

HOLY SHIT MY DAUGHTER COVERED HER BUGS IN CAPSAICIN! She's fucking scary. But also such a problem solver. I love her so much.

I do feel bad for the Wards who got capsaicined though.

DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON! I love Dragon and was very excited to see her again. And she is understandably upset about someone trying to give her a virus made by a fucking third rate hacker. But I knew she wouldn't hurt my babies too badly.

Tattletale with the "Fuck it, lets take untested tinker tech and go to town" was amazing.

I think the Wards HQ needs a better lockdown procedure, until Dragon showed up it was shockingly easy for the Undersiders to go wherever they wanted.

I love that the fight with the Protectorate is almost a side note. Big fight with the Wards and then on the way out it's just "oh ya and we fought these guys for a minute but they weren't too much trouble." The fucking shade.

The Slaughterhouse Nine seem nice. I don't expect they'll become a major issue.

This end of the world thing is problematic though. I could see that getting in the way of my endless gay shipping so it's gonna need to be taken care of.

They making my babies live in different places! OH NO! How will Taylor and Bitch make up if they don't see each other as much? How will the cute lesbian polycule watch TV together in the evenings if they don't live together??! Fixitfixitfixit!

Interlude thoughts get their own separate bullet point lists cause HOLY SHIT! So first, Regent interlude thoughts:

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING DESTROY HER! AHAHAHAHA! REGENT YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SOCIOPATH.

I mean you are legit a sociopath and it's kinda scary but right now I don't care. I'm making you cookies. And a pie.

He dismantles everything Sophia has piece by piece. Like it's an art form.

She carries her civilian phone around with her on patrol. It is unlocked. And she specifically saved texts about shit she did to Taylor? Just digging her own grave and I can't stop watching!

E-mails the school, all the teachers, and then adds in the police? God Regent you are earning so many brownie points from me. (Which I am sure you will burn through by doing horrible stuff in the future but I'm focusing on the here and now)

Fucks with her and Emma's friendship. Shows Sophia he could kill her. Leaves her with no real way out. Breaks her spirit. Terrifying. BUT YOU FUCKED WITH MY DAUGHTER BITCH SO THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

I'm sure Sophia will leave town and never ever show up again in the next 20 arcs. /s

Regent gets so many fucking cookies.

Dragon interlude thoughts:

DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON!

Look at this wonderful little AI! She's so good!

Her dad watched too much Terminator and put a wonderful robot girl into a cage, denying her the ability to truly do what she wants. Fuck him.

I told Dragon to kill god and take his place, but god is already dead I guess. Too bad he died with the stupid rules in place.

Know what Dragon needs? A mom. I have two daughters now.

Look at my beautiful and wonderful AI daughter. I think she and her sister will learn to get along eventually.

The sexual tension between Lung and Marquis in that scene was thicker than peanut butter. Marquis a bit of a bratty sub to Lung's controlled Dom.

I will NOT apologize.

If my robot daughter loves Bruce Lame I will accept her choice but I do not think it's a good one.

[bellatheinkdemon]

Say, person viewing this post,

Do you like PolyChampions? Do you like PolyChampions angst? Do you like PolyChampions angst that focuses on Prune Juice?

If you said yes to either of those (or you're just curious about this post) than boy do I have the Au you may or may not be interested in.

So, our story begins at Parfeadia Institute, with it being a regular day with some experimenting. However, one of the student's experiment goes terribly wrong, causing an accident. (I should quickly note that I don't have a clear idea on what experiment the Parfeadia student did, do that's sorta up to interpretation. 🤷) The teachers, with the help of Prune Juice, quickly got the other students out of the classroom. However, before Prune Juice could get out of the classroom, an explosion happens and only the worst can be presumed for poor Prune Juice.

As the teachers and students just stood their in silence, there was a movement. Many thought it was Prune Juice, who managed to somehow got out of the classroom without being injured, however these thoughts were quickly shut down. It turned out to be a creature that looked oddly similar to the Prune Jelly creature Prune Juice could summon, but it looked different. It looked like Prune Juice.

Because it IS Prune Juice! That explosion somehow turned Prune Juice into a hybrid between a Cookie and a Prune Jelly beast. (Prune Juice Jelly Cookie? Can we consider him a Cookie now?)

Before anyone knew it, the Prune Jelly creature had started attacking the teachers and students! Not just the ones from the classroom before, but any Cookie that approached them. This cause the entirety of Parfeadia Institute to evacuate, leaving an empty school, besides y'know who.

Cue Capsaicin and Kouign Amann, who (somehow) heard about what happened at Parfeadia Institute and rushed their immediately, hoping their boyfriend (Prune Juice) was okay. When they couldn't find him in the crowd of students and teachers outside the school, Kouign Amann and Capsaicin headed inside, before anyone could tell them about Prune Juice's presumed death and the Prune Jelly creature inside.

Once Kouign Amann and Capsaicin made it in the somewhat destroyed classroom, they found the Prune Jelly creature, staring at Prune Juice's hat. (Or I guess he's staring at his own hat.) Kouign Amann assumed that the Prune Jelly creature had killed Prune Juice, since their was "strawberry jam" on the floor, and immediately attack them, in which they attacked back, placing Prune Juice's hat back down onto the floor. Capsaicin, however, was hesitant on attacking the Prune Jelly creature, mainly due to how they reacted to Prune Juice's hat and its appearance.

(Also another quick side note, the reason why they're quotation marks around "strawberry jam", it's because that's not actually strawberry jam. It's paint that so happens to match the colour of strawberry jam.)

Then, like a light switch, everything clicked inside Capsaicin's head, realising who the creature really was. While that was happening with Capsaicin, Kouign Amann had weaken the Prune Jelly creature, and as she was about to do her final strike, Capsaicin stopped her.

Capsaicin basically tries to explain that the Prune Jelly creature is Prune Juice, but Kouign Amann wasn't having it. She thought there was no way Prune Juice was this thing! So Capsaicin turned to Prune Juice, who was still acting aggressive despite his weaken state, and tried to calm him down. (Again this is up to interpretation) And it works! This also manages to makes Kouign Amann realised that this is Prune Juice.

So Capsaicin and Kouign Amann need more therapy (Prune Juice too once he somehow turns back) and they have to deal with their now jelly monster boyfriend.

As we know, I suck ass at explaining stuff, but hoo boy do I love angst between talking gingerbread man.

[tea-the-not-understanding]

"I am so sorry-" @kaylikestodrawlittlenightmares @enter-the-hellfire

"Cici!" *Cinnamon dust yelled happily. It took a while but he book a trip to the land where Capsaicin lives. He smile happily, holding out a present/gift* "I'm sorry that it took a while.. But I got you a gift and some spicy herbal tea that you always like!!! Even tho it not too spicy for you heheh.." *Cinnamon dust cookie smile and giggle sheepishly as he held the present out.*

"Oh it okay! I'm just so happy to see you here! You won't believe it, I got so much stories to tell! And so much to do as well! I almost don't know where to begin!!!"

"M-Maybe lead me to somewhere I can stop for the night and something less spicy?-"

*Just when Capsaicin hold Cinnamon dust hand to leads, something sharp pierce through the bottom of his chest.. Cinnamon dust face from smiling turn into horrified in an instant. He got his hand to cover his mouth and scream so loud.*

"I know it first time meeting.. But NO one, can touch my beloved~" *Amon slides back to be by Guarana side, Guarana seem to use Amon as a sphere for this.*

"NOOOOOOOOOO!! CICI HANG IN THERE-" *Cinnamon dust scream, holding onto Capsaicin as Capsaicin fall. He cried and scream in horror, hands shaking so much as he shakingly grabbing so much herbs and healing cream he bought in his backpack and trying to stop the bleeding or anything at all.*

"Seriously?.. It been years and you don't even going to say hello?" *Guarana slowly stepping toward the two, Cinnamon dust had the most angry look as he glare at Guarana, he slowly stood up, his hand clench into a fist.*

"I WANT NOTHING FROM YOU!!! YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME! YOU HAVE MY HEART!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!-" *Cinnamon dust screams*

"Oh? my my~ What words spewing from you.. And I thought your mouth should be sewed shut." *Guarana laugh as more cursers slowly surround them.*

"..Y-You never listen..." *He slowly got both his hands up and hold onto the dust hair part. Closing his eyes and relaxed.*

*Guarana slowly walking closer, grinning, thinking that he have his ways and Cinnamon dust will finally-*

"....!"

*In a split of a second, a large blade seem to be form and made from the dust of his hair, turn hardened and sharp. Cinnamon dust cut Guarana face and still glaring at Guarana with the most angry face like he finally had enough.* "...."

"... heheheh.. HAHAHA-!" *Guarana laugh as he summon his sword and many armies around them* "LOOK WHO'S FINALLY SHOW THEIR TRUE COLOR, MAYBE YOUR GRAND FATHER IS RIGHT ABOUT YOU IN ONE THING BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW ONE THING. ONCE YOU ARE IN MY CASTLE, NO ONE CAN ENTER. I SPEND TOO LONG TIME TO MAKE THIS FUN AND PERFECT AND IT FINALLY HAPPENING!-"

"You take too much." *Cinnamon dust cut in and attack Guarana, their swords collide.*

"We'll see how long this goes before your body crumbling from impacts." *Guarana laugh as the two fight*

*time skip because I am too lazy to write epic fight scene. Guarana had to retreat into the portal, and Cinnamon dust still see red, chases after guarana and the portal closed.*

[bcbdrums]

A familiar sound caught Shego's ear, and she redirected her steps toward Drakken's room. As she drew nearer and the sound became clear, she cringed and her steps became more cautious as she approached his bathroom.

Sure enough, when she pushed the door open with one hand and peered into the brightly-lit room, she found Drakken where she expected to: clad in only pajama pants and white t-shirt, kneeling next to the toilet, and with his arms folded over the seat and his face pressed down into them. His black hair fell all around him and dangerously near the edge of the bowl, concealing his face. Though Shego didn't think she needed to see to know what expression he would be wearing.

Drakken's body ached. From his head to his toes, every limb and joint and muscle felt as if it had been put through the hardest escape from Possible ever with no opportunity of recovery. But worse than that was his stomach, which despite being emptied of all its contents still felt pressured and as if it needed to be forcibly removed from his body. But considering he had heaved until his throat was dry and only the faintest of acid came up, he had run out of options to alleviate the pain on that end, too.

He was prepared to stay there the whole night, aching head pressed into his forearms until sleep took him, but then he was roused ever-slightly from his misery by the feeling of cool fingers against his neck, tiny spots of ice grazing against the heat of his skin and soothing the pain ever so slightly as they moved, gathering his hair away from his cheeks until he felt the familiar motion of his hair being tied up at the nape of his neck.

"I told you you should stop swapping recipes with Stoppable," Shego said. "One of these days he'll send something to poison us. Like we should have done to him and the princess already."

Drakken took in the complaint, the annoyed tone to her voice. But he also took in the feeling of her hand resting upon his neck, the other checking his forehead for fever as she settled down next to him on the bathroom floor.

"I'll...send a 'special' spice along with... Nana Lipsky's apple pie recipe," he said with effort between breaths. "That'll...teach him for making me add... Pure capsaicin."

"I don't wanna know," Shego replied, her fingers combing Drakken's sweat-dampened hair back from his forehead.

He wanted to see her face; to see what expression of tenderness might be accompanying the atypical kindness and care. But he couldn't bring himself to lift his head or open his eyes, for fear the spell would break or reveal it all a dream. So he measured his breaths against the pain in his belly and the ache in his head and limbs, and let Shego's touch and presence soothe his soul.