#And I hope she is safe for the rest of this season /lh

[penncilkid]

Today is a very special day. Today is my dear and lovely friend @frenchiefitzhere's channel anniversary. And I couldn't pass up the opportunity to send some long awaited fanart her way. So:

I present Randi and my design of "Cricket"/the conservator listener! I hope you enjoy it, Frenchie. Congrats on all the support (and if you haven't yet checked out Corollary or her yandere dragon series, I can't recommend it enough /pos)

[cryinginblaseball]

top 5 Talkers Moments!

Okay this is a big question so I hope I do it justice:

5. Heist of the century -- What's bigger than a heist? Pulling one off against the Shoe Thieves. In short, Eugenia Garbage decided to steal former Talker Lachlan Shelton, from the Shoe Thieves. In beta season 8, Day 44, while playing the Thieves, Eugenia feedbacked for Lachlan Shelton, bringing him back to the Talkers. A few innings later, she feedbacked back to the Talkers in exchange for Simon Haley, starting and ending the game as a Moist Talker.

When Lachlan asked her about it later, she told him simply, "You needed to come home."

4. CMMNUE -- After PolkaDot Patterson stepped in for York Silk to be shelled in beta season 7, an opportunity came to serve the Moist One, the Monitor, a giant egg, as he desired. We wanted to please our Moist God, and we knew that he wouldn't hurt Dot... probably. Like 50/50. Instead of being eaten, Dot was freed from their shell, and blessed by the Moist One with Squiddish. How wonderful it was that the Moist One smiled upon us!

3. Kiki Familia -- When Ruby Tuesday took Elijah Bates and gave us Kiki Familia, we used the siesta to bring her to life. In one intense hour, the Orb Corner chat created Kiki, a cat(fish) magical girl from CCOHS, determined to investigate the unsafe playing environment the ILB played in, and to make the game safe for all. The next game, Kiki took to the field, caught a fly out, hit a triple, and was incinerated.

It was shocking, of course it was. It felt like the sim was aiming right for us. We had loved Kiki for what little time we had with her. And when the time came, we made sure she was with the Hall Stars, fighting and killing a god. She's one of my favorite Talkers ever and I love her.

2. "hey talkers." -- The Moist One talked to us! We waited at the Hall, licking the doors while we waited, and finally, he came out to address us. It was this beautiful culmination of 17 season of us following this entity with the faith that it would do right for us. And then, in the climax of everything, he came out and addressed us. Our Moist God. It was an incredible moment, and it still makes me smile.

1. Season 14 -- "For York." -- Beta Season 14, Day 87, York Silk is incinerated. For many Talkers, this was early in the morning, and we woke up to the news. We were devastated, and we went into mourning. And suddenly, the rest of the season became about winning the Championship for York.

We hit 69 wins (nice). When playing the Shoe Thieves at the end of the season, incinerated Talkers inhabited Esme Ramsey, as if to see us to victory. We took the Magic to game 6 in a 5 game series. It brought the Fridays and Talkers closer. I remember in the blur of the chat after the win, someone asking "Is this what being a real sports fan is like???" (Yes, it is). It was this incredible moment. We did it! We won a championship, and we did it For York.

And then the Crabs had to go and fuck it all up /lh

Thanks for the ask!

[lewisyellowhelmet]

masterlist

under the cut is everything! ever! i hope u enjoy :-)

everything that i have ever written is always tagged /* so you can scroll though here :) 

LONG FORM (lh)

pursuit of happiness

Summary: A famous actress stands at the peak of her career, a recent scandal threatening to ruin everything. She runs to Lewis. (18+).

“If people see you and me together. You know what they’ll say.”

He laughs, and she lifts her head up to see the way his eyes shine and crinkle, “Let them say it.”

slow show

Summary: Lewis has to go. Not without a goodbye. (18+)

“Good morning,” Lewis soothes, his hand running through your hair again. The touch is heavy and possessive, soothing, bringing you into your body.

“You going?” You ask, slow with sleep. Lewis nods, tracing his thumb down your cheekbone, the edge of your mouth. The room feels close and quiet. Dark shadows, the warmth of the bed, just the soft sound of Lewis’ voice, your breathing, the rustle of sheets.

our cave, collapsing / epilogue

Summary: Friends to lovers, part II. (18+)

“I missed you,” she tells him, comes to stand beside him at the counter, acutely aware of his body in the cramped space. He nudges his shoulder into hers.

“Yeah?”

“Just a bit.”

“Only a bit.”

She laughs again, feels the joy so close to the surface it’s as if it’s bubbling over in these short, unbidden giggles. The ceramic rings as Lewis puts his mug down, undrunk. It’s still steaming.

our cave, collapsing

Summary: Friends to lovers. (18+)

She wants to find his hand and squeeze it, three times. She should walk back out of the water and onto safe ground. Go back up to the party, soaking wet. She wants to kiss him. Lewis isn’t saying anything, just letting her rest her hand over his clavicle, breathing slow and carefully, watching her. She lets the ocean carry her closer, the pull of the tide.

feel so close

Summary: You meet Lewis at the club after the Las Vegas launch. (18+)

“You’re drunk,” you tell him, even as the words feel big and lazy in your mouth from your own intoxication.

“Doesn’t matter,” Lewis says, kisses you again, licking behind your teeth, laughs when he steps away and you sway forward, grasping for him.

freefall

Summary: You and Lewis have let this go on too far, and for too long. (Mercedes!Engineer reader). (18+)

“You’re happy,” he clarifies, and you can imagine his face, the raised eyebrows, teasing, catching you in the lie. Knowing he has you in the trap. You slouch back further into him, purposefully pushing into the crux of his hips. He twitches hopefully against your spine. His arms flex around you, crush you closer.

“Yes,” you confirm, and the lie tastes so sweet.

in our humid afternoon

Summary: It’s the afternoon before Singapore 22. Lewis wants to practice with you. (18+)

 “You feel it, baby? All of it?” Lewis says, and when you open your eyes, he’s watching your face, eyes dark, mouth wet.

 “Yeah, s’good,” you tell him, reverent, reaching to touch his face, cup his jaw in your fingers. He sucks your thumb into his mouth, keeps it there as he pulls out, slides back in, begins to fuck you in a steady, mind-numbing, rhythm. His pink lips slack around your thumb, the grind of his teeth on your knuckle, hot, wet press of his tongue.

feel its idle hum

Summary: Lewis asks you to come to Barcelona. You tell him you’re not coming. He knows you are. FWB. (18+)

You wake in the night, all at once. He’s left one of the windows open, a curtain fluttering gently in the breeze. Moonlight shines in a cut off shaft across the bottom of the bed. You’re in one of Lewis’ big t-shirts for pyjamas. Had fallen asleep moving your finger rhythmically across the compass on his chest, north, east, south, west. You can feel the ghost of his hand in your hair, twisting strands as he tapped through graphs on his laptop, breaking patterns, corner speed. 

til kingdom come

Summary: The events of the last two weeks of the 22 F1 season before the summer break with Lewis. Otherwise known as, the P2 fic. (18+)

After, blinking against the sudden dim lights of the tunnels of the garage after the bright French sunshine, slipping past groups of people until you’re bursting into the group of drivers in the holding room. Lewis’ face changes when he sees you, something open and boyish and glowing, lets you crash into his chest. He smells like champagne and sweat and petrol and you want to breathe all of him in, clutching at his race suit. 

ocean blue

Summary: You and Lewis go on holiday by the sea. 18+

“You were dreaming about me,” Lewis tells you, his mouth under your jaw now, up to your cheek, his eyelashes fluttering on the skin of your nose.

“How do you know?”

“You were saying my name,” he murmurs, and you flush, remembering why you were calling for him, the dream returning in hazy snatches as you start to wake up. He kisses you softly, your top lip between his, lingering. Your body hums in response, a current of energy that connects you to him.

when we’re cheek to cheek (i feel it in my teeth)

Summary: Lewis overstimulates you post-podium. 18+

“How bad do you want it?” You ask.

“Bad,” he tells you, his hands on you, your hips, your back, your bum, everywhere he can touch you, anywhere he can get. Lewis walks you back to the bed, picks you up like an afterthought to get you into the middle, pulls at your ankle to spread your legs wide. He gazes at you, wide open for him, waiting. His tongue slips over his bottom lip absentmindedly, a flash of clean pink. You think he’s going to follow you onto the mattress, crawl up your body, but he stands at the end of the bed, a silhouette. You can only watch, reverent, as he pulls out his wallet, phone, keys from the pockets of his pants. Considering you. Pulls his t-shirt off easily, the smooth planes of his chest, angles of muscle, lines of tattoos. A single chain lying over his collarbones. A smile tugs at your mouth. It’s one of yours, he must have borrowed it. A piece of you with him always.

lay all your love on me

Summary: A collection of moments with Lewis on a yacht. 18+

You sleep in, out here. Soothed by the movement of the ocean, barely felt down in your cabin. So when you open your eyes, the sea is already moving past the window, the sun beaming through. You can see an island, far away. You’ve slept naked, the sheets soft on your skin as you roll over, find Lewis asleep on his back, one arm reaching out for you. He looks young, out here, at rest. Long eyelashes. The dark scruff of his beard. The swell of his bottom lip. The sheet is pushed down low around his waist, so thin you can see the relaxed line of him against his thigh. Too tempting.

lights out

Summary: Drunk sex after an event. 18+

Finally, his mouth on you, wet and messy. His big hands on your thighs, holding you open for his tongue. He’s so good at his, so invested in it, blows your mind every time. The alcohol makes you looser, relaxed, not embarrassed when you moan too loud, writhing on the bed, pulling at his hair, blonde braids.

put your hands on me

Summary: Lewis is wearing something distracting. You hold off until the motorhome. 18+

“You look. You. I really like that outfit,” your tongue suddenly feels too big for your mouth, unable to form a word. Behind you, the wind breezes through from the open balcony, smelling like the beach and sunshine, wafting through towards him, shaded in the hallway. It’s like everything is surging to Lewis, even the wind wanting to touch him.

between days

Summary: You’re sick. Lewis tries to make you feel better. 18+.

“I don’t know if I can do it without kissing you,” Lewis admits, even though he’s pushing his laptop out of the way, wriggling down the bed to get to your level amongst the pillows.

“I’ll stop if you do.”

only now i see the light

Summary: Dad!Lewis (or the first three months of parenthood). 18+.

You must doze in and out, your body propped up against Lewis in the too-small hospital bed, head tucked into his shoulder. He holds the baby for a long time, so careful, in both arms, the cream, lion patterned cloth wrap picked out especially for this moment.

a familiar home 

Summary: A fight, a make up. 18+. 

After all the hustle of the post-race celebrations, the hotel corridor seems unbearably silent. Every sound is muffled by the thick carpet, the gaudy wall paper. You feel regret, almost, when Lewis stands back to hold the heavy door open for you, but then you remember the harsh way his eyes had cut to you.

take me back so tenderly 

Summary: Pre Singapore 18 qualifying lap. Drivers room s*x. 18+

You think he says your name, maybe, or swears, but he’s pulling you into the room, into his chest, shutting the door, trying to look at you and kiss you and talk to you all at the same time. Your hands curled into his undershirt, the warmth of him, your body all lined up against his, the way he’s holding your face in his big palms, how you can feel him grinning into your mouth.

i stand in ruins behind you

Summary: Lewis tries to leave the hotel room in that red suit. 18+.

The red suit is tailored perfectly to his body, his blonde braids pulled off his face, gold rings on his fingers. He looks like some kind of God, of war and victory, come to bring controlled chaos.

both our skin

Summary: Morning s*x. 18+. 

“Feels nice,” he says, while you trace the line of his nose, down to the middle of his collarbone, slowly. You can just see the flutter of his pulse point, black lettering over it. Under your palm, his heartbeat.

just the two of us

Summary: Post Bahrain 22. 18+.

“So pretty,” he says, voice thick, and you open your eyes enough to see him watching you, one hand tangled in your hair, angling your neck so he can see your face, his pupils blown wide, a lazy smile, “Can’t wait to be inside you.”

SHORT FORM (lh)

lewis x pregnancy s*x 18+

lewis x pre-qualifying melb 22

lewis x c*mplay 18+

lewis x c*ckwarming 18+

lewis x proposing

lewis x pantry s*x 18+

lewis x br**ding k**k 18+

lewis x worship 18+

lewis x balcony s*x 18+

lewis x post wedding s*x 18+

lewis x sir 18+

lewis x NY  

lewis x mile high club 18+

lewis x babys first words

lewis x post proposal s*x 18+

lewis x golf s*x 18+

lewis x shower s*x 18+

lewis x period s*x 18+

lewis x viagra 18+

lewis x hate s*x 18+

lewis x beard 18+

lewis x phone s*x 18+

lewis x exs 18+

lewis x holding the baby for the first time

lewis x your child interrupts 18+ 

lewis x pregnancy 18+

lewis x crying 18+

lewis x babymaking 18+

lewis x first time 18+

lewis x edging 18+

lewis x fighting 18+

lewis x summer break 18+

lewis x jealousy 18+

sub!lewis 18+

lewis x unprotected s*x 18+

lewis x forehead kisses 18+

lewis x morning blowjob (18+)

lewis x threesome (18+)

lewis x jetski!s*x (18+)

FREAKY FRIDAY TAG

[tsuki-sennin]

Uekara takakitsukeru rakuin Aw yeah!

You'll never run from run from cheap na ranking!

Image senko regulation

Sokode nani o handan?! Soko ni nani ga?! Aw yeah! So uh... THE FULL VERSION OF LIVEDEVIL IS ABSOLUTELY THE SOUND I'M ENDING 2021 ON. Shit's running circles around me! I hope you all had a lovely holiday season! I've been busy these past couple days for pretty obvious reasons, and also playing Pokémon Brilliant Diamond. A bit too faithful a remake, but otherwise a very fun nostalgia trip! Now, back to your regularly scheduled Spoilers, I guess...

-Oh yeah, Ikki destroyed the giant cyst UFO that was apparently Gifu.

-Man, I have to hand it to Kinoshita. He really knows how to make Olteca as punchable as possible.

-Speaking of villainous squid guys, as a minor addendum for a previous entry in this series of liveblogs, I recently skimmed through the original series again, and I'd like to retract my comment about Dr. Shinigami being "some guy", because he's honestly such a great villain who deserves to be homaged with the (apparent as of this writing) acting main antagonist of this season. He's charming, intimidating, and the events leading up to his death is a spectacular bit of early Rider storytelling. While I maintain that Colonel Zol is infinitely more evil than Shinigami, I found him kinda underwhelming, since he doesn't really bounce off of anyone not named Taki or Hayato all that much. That's kinda my problem with a lot of the "executive" villains in the franchise's early days, they don't feel all that connected as villains.

-Now, to bring myself fifty years forward in time back to the present and away from that tangent, I'd like to say that Julio's a pretty keen-o character. It's easy to see him as only a sadistic thug like Zooous or Rook or Kitazaki before him, but he was a pretty fun and charming presence all through Revice's first quarter. His devotion to Aguilera gives him a lot more definition than I thought it would, and gives him a lot of dramatic weight. ...SO KICK SQUID MAN'S ASS WOLF BOY DO IT DO IT DO IT

-You say she "saved" you, huh buddy? Given what I know about the Deadmans' practices, I can't help but wonder if they manipulated those events too.

-OH FUUUUUCK AGUILERA'S TRANSFORMING

-Queen Bee! I was kinda hoping she'd be a snake or an eagle, but this fits well too! The first female Rider monster was a bee, after all.

-Damn, girl! You punch good!

-Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture! Now go and rest our heroes!

-At least we won one thing today.

-Oh no, we're bringing the Gifu vagina statue back?

-I can only assume smashing it is a horrible idea, so I think maybe we should just lock it the fuck up.

-I guess even if Kudou was a bastard, he was still a human being. Ironically, he got much swifter and fairer justice from the Igarashi siblings than he likely ever witnessed in court, so I guess that's fittingly tragic. I have no such nuanced thoughts for Amahiko though, he's just a straight up creep and he had what was coming to him.

-P... Papa Jeanne-

-C'mon Hiromicchi, get this man to a doctor!

-This show is so fucking good you guys oh my god

-So, it doesn't seem like Aguilera's using the Vistamp to transform between Queen Bee and human form. That... brings up a lot of questions. Are Vistamps even necessary for Aguilera to transform?

-Since Julio says "Gifu-sama is safe" and that Aguilera says that having her human form is enough, does this mean Giftex transformations are permanent?

-Seems like she's out for blood now.

-At least Julio respects her privacy.

-I can understand having a poor image of your own body and wanting to change that, but I don't think identity theft is the way to go about it.

-OH THAT'S A WHOLEASS HEARTBEAT THAT'S CREEPY

-THAT'S FROM THE OPENING

-M e a t

-Back pain sucks, don't joke about it :c /lh

-Oh, here's the Sussy Baka himself! ...I'm just gonna end up calling him that all the time, since I don't think we're ever gonna get a name for him aside from Wakabayashi or Chameleon.

-Man, instantly finding good deals like that, I wish I had that kinda power.

-Oh yep, immediately trying something stupid.

-Ikki-nii, now you're *really* gonna have to pay for that!

-Man, having your one trick exposed like that must suck lmao

-Wow, Hiromicchi's the real MVP. We stan.

-Kick that bitch to the curb, kids!

-OH? IS THIS FINALLY OUR FIRST INSERT SONG!?

-OH FUCK YEAH

-This is some killer choreography btw. I don't really talk about a lot of the technicals, but the shot composition, the impacts, the creative use of our abilities, it's just... chef's kiss.

-DON'T HIT THE SNEK SHE IS FRIEND

-YOU TRIED TO EAT HER DON'T BE SO SURPRISED

-LIVE JACKAL YESSSSS GAMER TIME

-God, I LOVE THIS GODDAMN SHOW SO MUCH

-Aw c'mon, you ain't gonna pay attention to that awesome ice egg shield with the beautiful color palette? You have no eye for detail, I swear...

-Fuck man, he knows exactly what Ikki was hoping to do.

-...that's who he was, huh? He's not some big shot lawyer man or respected counselor guy or cult leader, or a government commander... he was just some guy who got more power than he deserved.

-Well, Ikki did kinda rob him of revenge, so I can't really blame him for being out of it. ...oh, he's sick, that's not nice :(

-Demons Die, I Riot. Just throwing that out there.

-Hey, Georgie, what're ya doin' with that Vistamp? I don't think I've seen that one before, it looks important.

-...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

-Oh

-I guess "what the fuck ISN'T that is a bit more appropriate".

-WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

-Earlier in this very episode, we've established that the Gifu effigy has a heartbeat, and since Papa has no heart, then THAT MEANS-

-That's some good meat right there, I want it so bad...

-Oh yeah, the Ushijima family. I forgot they were characters for a moment.

-Thaaaaaat's creepy.

-Oh c'mon Sakura, don't do it!

-Well... our Vistamp 50 collection is complete, I guess!

-Oh boy, preview! ...I mean, I kinda figured his real name wasn't Julio, so that's not especially "trailer worthy", but THAT AGITO REVI THO-

-IS THAT BARID GENOME VICE TOO???? Is George done being a little bitch (affectionate)?

-Ok, I did a little research, and apparently that's the Volcano Rex Genome for Revi. It looks very cool, I really wanna see it in action soon.